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He was headed for the pub but I told him it was shut. The last I saw was his pink Barbie scooter disappearing into the distance. It did make a bit if a clatter over the cobbles.
I was joined by a mate.

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Naughty Madge is still partying!

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At 75, he should be self isolating, for good!

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:30 pm
Is that a Euphemism

You for me is m!

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MT03ALG wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:20 pm
With Diane Abbott as Shadow Chancellor !!

Her career path follows that of Mr C.

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On the way there, as I turned the corner, I bumped into...

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:14 pm
Never knew Bisto cured Vaginal Dryness you learn something new everyday

Brings out the best in my king Edward too!

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tim_noone wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:40 pm
No...I got a call from the soloman islands.

From the king?

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Sarstadt

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JohnMac wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:54 pm
No difference at all. I lost.

That makes it realistic!

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....now everyone will want a horse for Christnas, in the USA!

Then a gun...oh got that.

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The Lone Ranger has been wearing one for years and it did him the power of good.

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Had to be Red Rum!

Would have been an inquest!

There's only one statue!

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Over 200 posts on the matchday thread. Commendable.

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They will never get the better of us again!

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That ferry with the rigging is a bit outdated though!

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Enjoy the virtual coach ride back home!

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Fantastico!

What a pair! Worth 3 points and the magnificent win.

Naughty Madge bouncing with joy!

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Just what the B'tards needed....ShackellIngs!

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Oh Yessssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two one Clarets

Danny Innnnnnggggggsssss

Madge orgasmic!

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Fortunately, she was not a rough woman, so I was not pretty chafed!

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Who put the ball in the B'tards net?

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Yesssssssss!!!!!

Shackelllllll

1-1

Come on Burnley

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Wallace and Barnes coming on. Now we will sort 'em!
Come on you Clarets

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Jones FK. Corner Burnley!

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Ings won ball well but could not get the ball to Vokes. Getting closer...

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Good work by Kightly.

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Good 'ol post!

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Wile E Coyote wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:59 am
I cant accept that Dundee is like that, you are wrong.

I agree. There was a time when Dundee, like many places who have lost an all consuming industry, struggled economically.
Today, Dundee is a modern, revitalised, techno city.

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There could well be 708 families who do.

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The mighty reign. The mighty fall. The mighty rise again.
A smile creases my face.

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keith1879 wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:53 pm
No twixes available.

You would think they would have learnt by now, the importance of a Twix. Not just as part of an undisclosed transfer fee but also as a snack bar being available, just when you need it!

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What are the pies like?
Much of a queue?

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Come on Burnley Come on Burnley

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Perhaps we play have our very own part in our own soap. Not on TV, however, we can all play our part in writing the soap. Like a soap of a similar name, it has a virtual corner shop and a virtual pub (where we already go, on the other thread) and is set in Burnley. I'll start it off and we can see i...

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Madge has been self isolating until now, so is glad to be able to get out and do her stuff.

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Here she is....

Come on you Clarets!!!!

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Without a doubt! There would fe great clarity and realism. He knew that at times like this, it is about realism combined with aspiration, rather than fantasy prediction. I.e. he would have said will can test x people each day currently. We will definitely have y availability by a precise time, howev...

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England

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No more Mr C. Hooray.

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Nugget

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Perhaps he will appear and restore equilibrium, when Mr Johnson proves to be unable to deliver reality which matches his rhetoric.

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I am rationing, with the intention of avoiding the natural happening.

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dsr wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:05 am
I wonder if anyone is really expected to believe it's a genuine ad?

It's worked for me over the years!

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Sliver

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Car written off....sell for £2000?

Not sure I comprehend. Might be just me.
I can't help at all, so don't worry about this, if it does make sense.

Good luck to them.

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Nightclub

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As long as Mr C goes, it will be a step forward.

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Breakfast

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When I was just a little boy
I asked my mommas
What will I be?
Will I be handsome?
Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me...

Yes you will, you will!

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