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by IanMcL
Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part
Replies: 16
Views: 281

Re: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part

He was headed for the pub but I told him it was shut. The last I saw was his pink Barbie scooter disappearing into the distance. It did make a bit if a clatter over the cobbles.
I was joined by a mate.
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Naughty Madge is still partying!

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by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Donald Trump
Replies: 267
Views: 6454

Re: Donald Trump

At 75, he should be self isolating, for good!
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's happened to....
Replies: 20
Views: 871

Re: What's happened to....

Bosscat wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:30 pm
Is that a Euphemism :D
You for me is m!
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Labour Leadership Election
Replies: 53
Views: 1350

Re: Labour Leadership Election

MT03ALG wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:20 pm
With Diane Abbott as Shadow Chancellor !!
Her career path follows that of Mr C.
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part
Replies: 16
Views: 281

Re: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part

On the way there, as I turned the corner, I bumped into...
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's happened to....
Replies: 20
Views: 871

Re: What's happened to....

Bosscat wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:14 pm
Never knew Bisto cured Vaginal Dryness :roll: you learn something new everyday :D
Brings out the best in my king Edward too!
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's happened to....
Replies: 20
Views: 871

Re: What's happened to....

tim_noone wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:40 pm
No...I got a call from the soloman islands.
From the king?
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 22802
Views: 999067

Re: adeola friday

Sarstadt
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual grand national with a difference.
Replies: 36
Views: 1153

Re: The virtual grand national with a difference.

JohnMac wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:54 pm
No difference at all. I lost.
That makes it realistic!
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Donald Trump
Replies: 267
Views: 6454

Re: Donald Trump

....now everyone will want a horse for Christnas, in the USA!

Then a gun...oh got that.
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Donald Trump
Replies: 267
Views: 6454

Re: Donald Trump

The Lone Ranger has been wearing one for years and it did him the power of good.
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual grand national with a difference.
Replies: 36
Views: 1153

Re: The virtual grand national with a difference.

Had to be Red Rum!

Would have been an inquest!

There's only one statue!
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Over 200 posts on the matchday thread. Commendable.
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

They will never get the better of us again!
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley and Dundee
Replies: 32
Views: 1933

Re: Burnley and Dundee

That ferry with the rigging is a bit outdated though! ;)
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Enjoy the virtual coach ride back home!
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Fantastico!

What a pair! Worth 3 points and the magnificent win.

Naughty Madge bouncing with joy!

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by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Just what the B'tards needed....ShackellIngs!
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Oh Yessssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two one Clarets

Danny Innnnnnggggggsssss

Madge orgasmic!

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by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part
Replies: 16
Views: 281

Re: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part

Fortunately, she was not a rough woman, so I was not pretty chafed!
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Who put the ball in the B'tards net?
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Yesssssssss!!!!!

Shackelllllll

1-1

Come on Burnley

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by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Wallace and Barnes coming on. Now we will sort 'em!
Come on you Clarets
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Jones FK. Corner Burnley!
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Ings won ball well but could not get the ball to Vokes. Getting closer...
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Good work by Kightly.
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Good 'ol post!
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley and Dundee
Replies: 32
Views: 1933

Re: Burnley and Dundee

Wile E Coyote wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:59 am
I cant accept that Dundee is like that, you are wrong.
I agree. There was a time when Dundee, like many places who have lost an all consuming industry, struggled economically.
Today, Dundee is a modern, revitalised, techno city.
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Covid-19
Replies: 6001
Views: 109498

Re: 708

There could well be 708 families who do.
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part
Replies: 16
Views: 281

Re: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part

The mighty reign. The mighty fall. The mighty rise again.
A smile creases my face.
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

keith1879 wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:53 pm
No twixes available.
You would think they would have learnt by now, the importance of a Twix. Not just as part of an undisclosed transfer fee but also as a snack bar being available, just when you need it!
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

What are the pies like?
Much of a queue?
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Come on Burnley Come on Burnley
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part
Replies: 16
Views: 281

New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part

Perhaps we play have our very own part in our own soap. Not on TV, however, we can all play our part in writing the soap. Like a soap of a similar name, it has a virtual corner shop and a virtual pub (where we already go, on the other thread) and is set in Burnley. I'll start it off and we can see i...
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Madge has been self isolating until now, so is glad to be able to get out and do her stuff.

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by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n
Replies: 217
Views: 3353

Re: Saturday's 'live' game against B*******n

Here she is....

Come on you Clarets!!!!

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by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tony Blair.
Replies: 38
Views: 1533

Re: Tony Blair.

Without a doubt! There would fe great clarity and realism. He knew that at times like this, it is about realism combined with aspiration, rather than fantasy prediction. I.e. he would have said will can test x people each day currently. We will definitely have y availability by a precise time, howev...
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:06 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 22802
Views: 999067

Re: adeola friday

England
by IanMcL
Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Labour Leadership Election
Replies: 53
Views: 1350

Re: Keir Starmer new Labour leader

No more Mr C. Hooray.
by IanMcL
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 22802
Views: 999067

Re: adeola friday

Nugget
by IanMcL
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tony Blair.
Replies: 38
Views: 1533

Re: Tony Blair.

Perhaps he will appear and restore equilibrium, when Mr Johnson proves to be unable to deliver reality which matches his rhetoric.
by IanMcL
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody hell I've been on the scales.
Replies: 32
Views: 1439

Re: Bloody hell I've been on the scales.

I am rationing, with the intention of avoiding the natural happening.
by IanMcL
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 84
Views: 5932

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

dsr wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:05 am
I wonder if anyone is really expected to believe it's a genuine ad?
It's worked for me over the years! :o ;)
by IanMcL
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 22802
Views: 999067

Re: adeola friday

Sliver
by IanMcL
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 2nd hand car sale
Replies: 18
Views: 888

Re: 2nd hand car sale

Car written off....sell for £2000?

Not sure I comprehend. Might be just me.
I can't help at all, so don't worry about this, if it does make sense.

Good luck to them.
by IanMcL
Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 22802
Views: 999067

Re: adeola friday

Nightclub
by IanMcL
Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Labour Leadership Election
Replies: 53
Views: 1350

Re: Labour Leadership Election

As long as Mr C goes, it will be a step forward.
by IanMcL
Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 22802
Views: 999067

Re: adeola friday

Breakfast
by IanMcL
Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lies you parents told you
Replies: 50
Views: 1479

Re: Lies you parents told you

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mommas
What will I be?
Will I be handsome?
Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me...

Yes you will, you will!