Just like the quick fire sarcastic wit....Marney&Mee wrote: ↑Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:42 amAgreed Sean Locke wise..one of the funniest guys around. Has a couple of live stand ups on prime or Netflix. Brilliant
How can you find ‘not going out’ funny tho?! I’m sure it’s not even a comedy...
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- Sat Jan 16, 2021 10:22 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Would I Lie to you....
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1319
Re: Would I Lie to you....
- Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Would I Lie to you....
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1319
Re: Would I Lie to you....
Very funny guy is Lee Mack. Nothing funnier than his choice of football team tho... Good in everything I have seen him in, including “not going out” which is great and as dissimilar a sitcom from mrs browns boys as you’re ever likely to get! Heavily into 8 out of ten cats does countdown at the minut...
- Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:12 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Predictions vs Hammers
- Replies: 29
- Views: 897
Re: Predictions vs Hammers
Oh. I’m gonna have to go for a Burnley win by 1 goal to 0. Fancy us to defend well, but again to offer little going forward.
Hope I’m spectacularly wrong and we get a few....
Hope I’m spectacularly wrong and we get a few....
- Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:10 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Predictions vs Hammers
- Replies: 29
- Views: 897
- Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:39 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Rooney appointed Derby manager
- Replies: 9
- Views: 746
Re: Rooney appointed Derby manager
I’m sure they know what they are doing.
- Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jay Rodriguez is a great role model
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1421
Re: Jay Rodriguez is a great role model
Bloody hell! I think we may have found a subject that EVERYONE can get on the same side with!
Very glad Jay is back with us. Quality footballer, quality bloke.
Very glad Jay is back with us. Quality footballer, quality bloke.
- Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:36 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: January Transfer Window Discussion - Rumours and Links welcome
- Replies: 602
- Views: 49257
Re: January Transfer Window Discussion - Rumours and Links welcome
To be fair they're not halfway through their season yet, and only 4 points off the relegation play-off spot, 6 off staying up automatically. Yeah fair enough, but I’m also considering form. They have been on almost the worst run in club history.... I always preferred schalke to their bigger neighbo...
- Fri Jan 15, 2021 8:24 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: January Transfer Window Discussion - Rumours and Links welcome
- Replies: 602
- Views: 49257
- Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:46 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: January Transfer Window Discussion - Rumours and Links welcome
- Replies: 602
- Views: 49257
- Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:02 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Hugging and Touching
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1028
Re: Hugging and Touching
Abandon the season. Serves no purpose. Almost the whole country is confined to camp, hardly surprising that footballers behave like entitled little pricks when they are allowed to do every week for vast sums of money what most of us would love to do for free in normal times. Passing a COVID test an ...
- Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:43 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Are our players improving their technical ATTACKING skills?
- Replies: 104
- Views: 1716
Re: Are our players improving their technical ATTACKING skills?
It's clear to everyone involved or has watched us this season that there is an issue with us as an attacking force. Its' more than reasonable to expect Pace to address this with Dyche. No one has mentioned attacking Dyche because of it or being armed with questions. The OP said looking at it which ...
- Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:27 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Are our players improving their technical ATTACKING skills?
- Replies: 104
- Views: 1716
Re: Are our players improving their technical ATTACKING skills?
Well it’s got to do with the fact that of course the chairman can request anything of his employees within reason. But he’s stepping way out of his jurisdiction giving the manager advice or instructions on how to train his players. I doubt any manager worth his salt would stick around to work for a...
- Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Are our players improving their technical ATTACKING skills?
- Replies: 104
- Views: 1716
Re: Are our players improving their technical ATTACKING skills?
Just because he can, doesn't mean he should. It's his train set, doesn't mean he should be driving it.Newcastleclaret93 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:04 pmI completely disagree, he’s is the chairmen. He can request whatever he wants from Dyche
- Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:22 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Vydra
- Replies: 94
- Views: 4320
Re: Vydra
That suggests that Dyche’s treatment of Vydra is because he wasn’t his choice of player. If that were true there’s a whole host of criticisms that could be laid at Dyche’s door from pettiness and stubbornness, through to putting what might be best for the team, second. I’m not suggesting it’s true ...
- Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Are our players improving their technical ATTACKING skills?
- Replies: 104
- Views: 1716
Re: Are our players improving their technical ATTACKING skills?
What a bunch of little babies there are on here. Clearly the OP didn't mean Pace was going to storm on to the training pitch and start barking orders. If I was Pace I'd be asking Dyche how and what he's doing or going to do to improve our attacking stats. That is standard practice of an employer/em...
- Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:31 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Vydra
- Replies: 94
- Views: 4320
Re: Vydra
I think Dyche will struggle if he brings his own man in (i'm assuming Vydra wasn't his idea - you wouldn't talk someone into moving to your club and treat them like this would you?)... Barnes was his, so too is Wood. How does he leave one on the bench? Hasn't managed it so far, even when it's been b...
- Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:20 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Ultimate David Bowie quiz
- Replies: 21
- Views: 403
Re: Ultimate David Bowie quiz
Also 9 from 15
Happy with that really, some of them were proper hard.
Happy with that really, some of them were proper hard.
- Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:14 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Cavani
- Replies: 54
- Views: 2418
Re: Cavani
Right. I’m out...
- Wed Jan 13, 2021 6:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Club shop
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2216
Re: Club shop
Looking to buy some stuff from club shop online for a mate in italy who has just had a baby and get sent direct to him , has anybody got a Phd in ordering for such a situation ? Thanks in advance. Buy it yourself, pack it and send it over yourself. Honestly mate, as things are you will be taking a ...
- Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:59 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Cavani
- Replies: 54
- Views: 2418
- Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:44 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Vydra
- Replies: 100
- Views: 4119
Re: Vydra
“Wood does well against West Ham” Mmmm... Wood has on occasion done well against a certain set of defenders set up a certain way. If it’s not those defenders and they ain’t set up like that, it’s just another group of defenders he’s going to struggle against. The name of the team is irrelevant. At t...
- Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:10 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Rashford
- Replies: 64
- Views: 3741
Re: Rashford
Know why this is a good thing? It's obvious, obviously, but I remember being at school - the brutal macho posturing, the Mexican standoff where everyone is nervous of everyone else and nobody lets on that they're actually concerned about or paying too much attention to their education lest they be ...
- Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:46 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley FC In Memoriam 2020
- Replies: 55
- Views: 1973
Re: Burnley FC In Memoriam 2020
An old school friend on there...
RIP all you Clarets who have passed.
RIP all you Clarets who have passed.
- Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:11 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley v Manchester United - Match Thread
- Replies: 594
- Views: 7764
- Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley v Manchester United - Match Thread
- Replies: 594
- Views: 7764
Re: Burnley v Manchester United - Match Thread
Anyway, good luck to the lads toneet. I feel they will need it against a resurgent Utd. I fancy us to score, prob from a set piece as opposed to open play. I don’t think we have enough of a forward threat to trouble them openly. We certainly need the back five to be operating at their maximum, with ...
- Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:07 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Worst TV shows of all time
- Replies: 156
- Views: 5732
Re: Worst TV shows of all time
Someone pasted a thread about the utterly pointless “masked singer” the other day... Monkey tennis? That really is where we are at now. We really are scraping the barrel now with tv and the people on it who are called “stars”. They are so desperate to remain relevant and in the public domain they wi...
- Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:35 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: January Transfer Window Discussion - Rumours and Links welcome
- Replies: 602
- Views: 49257
Re: January Transfer Window Discussion - Rumours and Links welcome
We have to remember that when shopping for a striker, it’s highly unlikely we will bring in anyone who is significantly better than what we already have. Different, maybe, but better puts them way out of our price range.
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:39 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Worst TV shows of all time
- Replies: 156
- Views: 5732
Re: Worst TV shows of all time
ANY "comedy" made by BBC Scotland. Somebody texted me to bring this to my attention... Still Game has to be one of the most consistently funny tv comedies ever made. It’s up there with Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, porridge and only fools. In fact, it’s ball bouncingly funny. It’s predecessor, ‘chewin...
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:27 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Joe Hart
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2655
Re: Joe Hart
Third choice, and rightly so, but he wasn’t anywhere near as bad as some would have us believe.
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:26 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Adam Philips
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2570
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:23 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Joe Hart
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2655
Re: Joe Hart
He will have a clean sheet today... although that won’t stop some on here suggesting he’s been lucky or made mistakes or even finding fault with what he had for breakfast.
Good keeper. Has been for years.
Good keeper. Has been for years.
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Possible CB circumstance
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1476
Re: Possible CB circumstance
Tomori here in the jan window, settles in and gets amongst it til the summer when he takes over Tarks role when he moves on.
Sorted.
You’re welcome.
Sorted.

You’re welcome.

- Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Who do you fancy in the next round?
- Replies: 113
- Views: 3402
Re: Who do you fancy in the next round?
If I've said anything for you complain about, let me know. I see Ian's match threads as something to look forward to on a Saturday. Not the same when it's somebody else. A tradition - also like a ritual. I’ll be honest frank, I’m struggling to find anything in Ian’s match day thread that’s worthy o...
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:22 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Who do you fancy in the next round?
- Replies: 113
- Views: 3402
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Who do you fancy in the next round?
- Replies: 113
- Views: 3402
Re: Who do you fancy in the next round?
So let me get this right r.e. complaints. If I make a complaint about a post, the post gets deleted? That seems strange to me.... surely it has to be upheld and sanctioned by a moderator? As an aside, is madge still allowed to dance like that when she performs live on stage? The whole world has just...
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:16 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Who do you fancy in the next round?
- Replies: 113
- Views: 3402
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Who do you fancy in the next round?
- Replies: 113
- Views: 3402
Who do you fancy in the next round?
I’ll take Crawley if I may...
I’d like us to have a bit of a run in a cup... (isn’t that what Leeds fans were saying?)
I’d like us to have a bit of a run in a cup... (isn’t that what Leeds fans were saying?)
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:05 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Only laugh of the day
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2256
Re: Only laugh of the day
Currently 3 for Crawley...
Sometimes, I just can’t smile wide enough....
Sometimes, I just can’t smile wide enough....
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:37 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Our young players
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2022
Re: Our young players
I think we need to remember when assessing the abilities of our players that if we remove injuries, suspensions and COVID from the equation, there’s an argument that NONE of the players mentioned would be seeing time on the grass. When the chairman gets his cheque book out, we will be strengthening ...
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:01 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Think VAR is bad in the Premier League?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 842
Re: Think VAR is bad in the Premier League?
To answer the question answered in the title....
Yes. Absolutely i do. I’m with rammy.... it’s ruining the game. I was encouraged when it came out, we wouldn’t be robbed again like we have in the past... yeah, right.
The idea is sound.... the execution has been amateur.
Yes. Absolutely i do. I’m with rammy.... it’s ruining the game. I was encouraged when it came out, we wouldn’t be robbed again like we have in the past... yeah, right.
The idea is sound.... the execution has been amateur.
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:13 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Purchase a striker in January?
- Replies: 93
- Views: 3856
Re: Purchase a striker in January?
He’d have to be on the pitch to do that... and unfortunately we all know he’ll be sat on his arse. And so would any new striker we talk to. And if they know that before they get here, they may not actually get here at all...
- Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: I’ve got to put a bit of pressure on the centre forwards
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2221
Re: ARTICLE: I’ve got to put a bit of pressure on the centre forwards
Maybe he thought playing the two today against `inferior` opposition would give them more chances than they are used to, more or less guaranteeing them a goal apiece.... They have shown today they are spectacularly out of form, so he now has to decide on playing them through it, or changing it there...
- Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: OT: Decent hiking boots?
- Replies: 81
- Views: 2413
Re: OT: Decent hiking boots?
Nearly wee’d myself reading that... well done sir, proper funny that!TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:17 amI suspect the OP is after something for rambling in, not annexing Poland.



- Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:59 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: What happened to the board earlier?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1378
Re: What happened to the board earlier?
Yep, 502 bad gateway here....
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: FA Player & MK Dons
- Replies: 139
- Views: 6605
Re: FA Player
Because I’m one of them saddos that won’t let things lie... Milton Keynes do not have a team in the football league as far as I’m concerned. The way it all came about is a stain on the game imho, so whenever we face them, there’s no game.
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: FA Player & MK Dons
- Replies: 139
- Views: 6605
Re: FA Player
There’s no game tomorrow...
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Scott Arfield: out for January at least.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 638
Re: Scott Arfield: out for January at least.
Yeah, but he’s played for rangers for quite a while now, so I suspect most won’t be arsed whether he’s playing or not...
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:27 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Will the United Game go ahead?
- Replies: 32
- Views: 2759
Re: Will the United Game go ahead?
Well I’ve definitely been naughty enough....
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:08 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jimmy Anderson
- Replies: 112
- Views: 8051
Re: Jimmy Anderson
Every day that goes by without anything happening in the town to celebrate this mans achievement is, in my opinion, an absolute shame on our council and it’s representatives.
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:47 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New players - what Dyche needs to know
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2380
Re: New players - what Dyche needs to know
Exactly! if we bring in a newbie on £75k a week, imagine the reaction of the rest of the dressing room. Some people are getting giddy with this takeover, and seem to think we have a large war chest, we really don't yes it may help SD bring in a couple of players to bulk out the squad, but I certain...