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Even General William looks like an older Sean Dyche.

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Question is why did Dyche quit Spurs after 2 hours in charge ? Levy must have worn him down with his attempts to pick the team. Thank heavens he reapplied for and got the Burnley job.

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So how long before he goes his current average of 2 seasons ?

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Finished 0-0

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Dyche spotted in a synagogue in Golders Green its nailed on.

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Corbyn will be thinking it's a Jewish conspiracy to take attention from his debate with Johnson tonight.

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Granny WeatherWax wrote:Wonder if Ole is worried?

Just thinking that.

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Dyche for Spurs

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A fellow walks into a bar feeling very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?" The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding...

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Conjuntivitus.com thats a site for sore eyes.

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The photos published by sky last night showing him sweating leaving a night club in the same period when he said he couldnt sweat was quite daming.

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Hang on for a few weeks Corbyns providing new tyres for all.

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Back end of the pantomine horse King George's Hall Blackburn.

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RIP. Last few years of being Claret will have given him such great memories.

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Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:Where are the UTC "bring back hanging" advocates on this?

Hang all paedophiles regardless of status.

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Presumed she was 17 but 18 age of consent in the US state where one of the alleged rogerings took place ?Let’s face it which red blooded male in his 30’s ( I think randy was late 30’s?) wouldn’t sort out that totty . I’ve little doubt Randy “performed“ but she’s desperately grubbing for money and b...

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Jewish and Hindu community leaders have advised against voting for labour that must be a cause for concern.

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You can only beat what's in front of you and we did that. At least theres a freshness about us without the likes of the ego machines such as Rooney.

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All the best.

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Gordon Birtwistle - Liberal Democrat’s 17% Charlie Briggs - Burnley & Padiham Independents 4% Julie E Cooper - Labour 30% Dr Laura Fisk - Green. 2% Karen Helsby-Entwistle - Independent 0.5% Antony Hegginbotham - Conservative 30.5% Stewart Scott - Brexit Part. 16% 57 spoilt ballot papers Tory win...

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I hope Burnley former England keeper has rung him up to offer no words of advice.

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Hes a royal b@st@rd in more then one way.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/73 ... ip-netflix

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claret54 wrote:I think the only reason Andrew would associate with such a vile person was because he provided young girls (not prostitutes by the way). These girls were trafficked and raped. It's clear why Andrew associated with him.

They were getting paid to have sex with men I think that makes it prostitution.

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tim_noone wrote:In the Duke of yorks Defence regarding his trouser Mi'Lud when they were up they were up and when they were down they were down and when they were only half way up they were neither up nor down...

Brilliant

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Easy to do it yourself as has been mentioned on here and the official site is so helpful. Remember though that when the person dies so does the power of attorney so if you have to get money out for funerals or other issues better sooner then later.

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Does art mimic life or life mimic art ?
https://youtu.be/hPeBo_k5dhI

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I wish they'd deport you.

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Bloke went to the doctors complaining that every time he had a crap it came out like chips. Doctor gave him laxatives and said come back next week. Week after came back same problem so doctor gave him a stronger dose and to come back in a week. Week later comes back same problem still coming out lik...

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Good old Diane will sort the Home Office out with a come one come all policy as well as enabling anyone and everyone to stay here.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/general-elect ... 17880.html

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I have no recollection of that lady said the prince in the interview he ommited "particular "before lady and" there were so many of them "at the end.

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Blimey it's going to take us ten years to reach such dizzy heights.

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Theres an old saying "show me your company and I'll show you who you are " Even if he didn't use Epstein to provide young prostitutes for him why would you associate with such a vile person.

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My friends son has left campus accommodation at Lancaster and is house sharing due to numerous incidents of break glasses being pressed by drunken students

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I always got the feeling as with Eddie Howe that he never really felt comfortable/at home at Turf Moor.

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Done.

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GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:The SAS soldier who was nearby and went in when asked, killed two out of the four gunmen.

He's being honoured with the Conspicuous Gallantry Cross for his actions.

Corbyn will want him arresting for killing freedom fighters.

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What will this mb be like if we've all got free broadband? Some posters will never sleep. ;) Not to worry Labour will pay for us all to have comfortable beds and personal sleep therapists on the NHS. These rich people and big businesses who are getting taxed to pay for all these things must be supe...

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It wont go away unfortunately.

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Brings a new meaning to the term Orient Express.

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This walking piece of filth is of no use to society. As a deterrent and for some sort of recompense for the victims he should suffer for a long time before slowly starving to death.

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Hopefully Blackburn will get their comeuppance soon.

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Carlies United.

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lakedistrictclaret wrote:Steven Pressley sacked at Carlisle.

Guess who is second favourite with the bookies. ( clue: he tells lies )

Favourite is Gavin Skelton, Helen Skelton's brother.

If the second favourite gets it they will end up in the ghetto.

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He wont see anything.

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Just had a voicemail from Grandson, a bit goo goo goo gandad but that made me really happy.

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Blackburn fans very green, they ditched cars to get to Ewood by horse power..........thats what they'd like us to believe

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In fairness the cricketfield do a good job in most games.

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I think he won the who's the most successful manager competition with Stan. His memoirs will be interesting.

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The satellite images of the destruction of the Amazon were mind blowing.
Fantastic programme

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