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The bin Ladens are a massive dynasty, Osama was just one of the wrong 'uns.

He probably had more brothers and cousins than the average population of an English hamlet.

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Just one more top flight title than Burnley. The Inter city fairs cup twice. A league and FA cup, plus a couple charity shields. Burnley's trophy haul is pretty similar yet how the club is viewed in the football world is vastly different to the wankfest over the size of Leeds. Hardly similar really...

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Blackrod writes: In my mind someone who is schizophrenic needs locking up not just releasing with meds. A sweeping statement and ill-informed. One of my sons is a diagnosed schizophrenic and Is no danger to anyone except himself. A more gentle, polite and loving person than my son would be hard to ...

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Some of the MCC types must look at Flintoff wearing his Jacamo wardrobe and think 'Bloody disgraceful'

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SD genuinely never stops trying to improve what he has and what else he can bring to the club.

Those Rugby boys train hard, play harder and have a quality sense of humour.

Loving that last comment

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I often wonder why some of our posters bother with football when the team they claim to support has very little of their support.

Oh that's it, how could I miss the obvious?

It's called Attention Seeking, you know like Puppies, Cats and Young Children!

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Just watched it, confusing until the video was shown, now I think it will remain so..

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I was in there for a do last year, and the place was looking very shabby. I’m saddened, but not surprised to hear about this. I think shabby may be too kind. It's a bit Catch 22 as they fall into decline, people won't go because they are outdated and rough looking so there isn't any money to improv...

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Looking forward to episode 2 and already trying to work out who the guilty party is without resorting to Google!

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cricketfieldclarets wrote:Oh no. but there is a drum. No. We don't want a drum. Or anything coordinated.

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Makes you wonder about these and other 'instant crowd' countries if anyone actually does any work

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In the top two of my 'pet hates' currently, alongside this generation of hands down shorts/tracksuit bottoms fondling themself in public.

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Long time ago, I knew a guy in Loveclough who had done time in the glasshouse in Colchester for some misdemeanor when in the Army and he used to tell many a story about how the inmates would have a competition by lighting farts and seeing how far the flame would go. When asked if that didn't burn t...

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4,800 + Sunderland.

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Wolves play lots of long ball stuff especially diagonally.

They then mess about overplaying it in an Arsenalesque Wenger style, often culminating in nothing.

But they do have a likeable manager and a super agent.

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theroyaldyche wrote:Theyl finish below us

You said that last season as well

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We are a damned site different proposition, than the shower that took to the field last season at Fulham. 4 points would be a poor return for this present Burnley set up I would hope we will beat Norwich and as a fan Brighton and Villa but to expect it without reservation is how Man Utd fans were s...

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A 'free hit' as they say against Liverpool but we are as likely to beat them and lose to Norwich as any other game. Newly promoted teams are an unknown quantity at this point in the season, remember we got battered at Fulham last year and they didn't win against anyone else for ages :( 4 points woul...

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Yeah, I know he’s British, but he qualified to play for Austria (like loveable cockney Tony Cascarino qualified for the Republic of Ireland cos he’d once been on a stag do in Dublin) and I think they came to look at him. Obviously nothing materialised... A bit like Andy Townsend who uses phrases li...

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Leisure wrote:Rumours?

Well commented on Social Media about £50m clause but who really knows outside Tarks, his agent and the club?

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My only concern is if Tarks keeps this up, then one of the top sides who need to bolster their defence in the January window will be in for him. On a positive Man U have now made it acceptable to buy a top CH for around the £70-£80m IF the rumours are true though, £50m will trigger his release clau...

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Binge watched it all, excellent!

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Darthlaw wrote:That was Iwobi.

Moist Keane (yes, I know) has been almost Nimani like in his performance.

Shows how much it has gripped my attention

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Kean hit post with a good shot on the turn

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The Ordnance Survey also have a free app which does the same job. It’s called ‘OS locate’. It’s even more accurate than what3words is. It gives you the 6 figure grid reference for your exact location (so accurate to within a square metre!) and it also has a compass and altitude meter too. Mountain ...

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The film trilogy ending with Glass may be of interest if you haven't seen it.

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Andy Farrell although I think he may still be involved.

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Money money money,
It's a rich man's world.

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I would sacrice flair for a bit more defensive cover. Once we are settled in at 2-0 bring on McNeil, JRod and Lennon

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3-0 Arsenal

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Throw Ins

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Joe Cocker!

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ZizkovClaret wrote:3D printed my arse

Who is this 3D you speak of?

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They had a vision of a new management team holding up something that would make them popular in India

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'Look Who's Back' on Netflix, it is very funny but thought provoking.

Adolf Hitler is propelled through time into modern Berlin

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theroyaldyche wrote:Hes not even championship standard

48 goals in 78 games in the Championship probably says you are wrong.

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ZizkovClaret wrote:Manu
A message for Dave Manu
A message Manu

da dada da dada

Same thing went through my mind...

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Still can't believe Robertson chose them over us

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Great footballer, poor athlete.

We need to temper our playing staff to those who can actually play and if this injury was in his first season fair enough. It isn't though and his wage is a drain we can't really afford in the hope he will play the odd game again.

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