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I recall Johnny Vegas talking about a virtual pub where he became the virtual landlord.

I was in absolute hysterics listening to him talking about the stuff they debated, like what beer to stock and also a darts tournament they ran

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You would think Wolves would sort out someone with an extra few quid to round up their average to something neater

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You can put any system in place, high or low tec but mass occupancy will always be hard to manage, especially when assumptions are made.

Good point about earphones and not forgetting drunken stupors.

Nightmare waiting to happen and fortunately this hasn't been one.

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McNeil is a developing talent and possibly our current brightest star but still has a way to go in my opinion. Great on the ball most times, can show good bursts of speed when chasing back but has some peculiar traits. When we lose the ball or give away a throw in etc, he often appears to be daydrea...

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My Raffle donation for our Remembrance in Blackpool this weekend. It's mounted on a 8x10 black wooden block.

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Both managers and players under pressure and a nervy game predicted.

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cricketfieldclarets wrote:Gibson and Vydra.

Both very good proven players bought to bolster the squad and possibly with an eye on returning to the Championship

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Realistically his agent's demands will outstrip our offers in the near future. He is quite a bit behind others like Maddison but would no doubt develop better in a more open attack minded framework. The comment about tracking back is shared amongst a lot of people I have been at the game with recent...

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Not a Red card regardless of the injury. Referee produced Yellow card, got caught up in the incident and then overreacted.

The injury has come from the collision with Aurier.

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Genuine appraisal of yesterday in my opinion.

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cricketfieldclarets wrote:Any idea if its suitable swimming weather?

Not if you value your nads

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Longside4evr wrote:We have only lost 3 Arsenal Liverpool Chelsea most teams lose to them i would say form is good in our own pool

Leicester City

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1-0 either way.

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MACCA wrote:I always forget about that one, usually nip Birds if I fancy a fish, but will certainly put it on the to try list.

I can recommend it Macca, providing it is still the same owners (2 ladies) it was the best Cod and Chips I've had from anywhere in the past 3 years.

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The Driver will be the fall guy for the real criminals making millions.

He deserves to be punished though if complicit in this horrific case.

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Horses for courses.

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0-3 too strong and too quick. Tammy Abraham to get tge 1st goal.

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Looking forward to Newcastle Black Jacks v Manchester Fruit Salads

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Hope all goes well Tony and you are soon up and about and back home.

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Raggus wrote:Just out of interest, if pepe at arsenal posted a pic of David Luiz and sideshow Bob from the Simpson would that be racist or does that not work? Its team mates having a laugh with each other, get over it.

Geundouzi might have taken offence at not being chosen

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northernpowerhouse wrote:20th: Newcastle (how can anyone not tip them to go down?)

You are not alone

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Newcastle, Watford & one from Villa/Sheff Utd/Norwich.

We will flirt around the bottom third but hopefully be okay with the cushion of 4 or 5 games.

At the top it's purely down to Man City and Liverpool and I think the Reds will wrap it up with games in hand.

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Finding a pre millenium toilet roll so I can use 3 sheets instead of 10

Or a pre millenium bin bag that makes it to the wheely bin without releasing its contents to the floor

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I was searching for a holiday over a few days last week and considered Thomas Cook.

Thankfully we were attracted by a better on line deal with Jet2 and booked that.

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yes of course he was, just a "wrong un" no problem whatsoever then having dealings with the cheeky scamps family. After all, we all make mistakes, he just happened to orchestrate the worst terrorist atrocity the world has ever known, still , let bygones be bygones . No need for the descri...

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The bin Ladens are a massive dynasty, Osama was just one of the wrong 'uns.

He probably had more brothers and cousins than the average population of an English hamlet.

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Just one more top flight title than Burnley. The Inter city fairs cup twice. A league and FA cup, plus a couple charity shields. Burnley's trophy haul is pretty similar yet how the club is viewed in the football world is vastly different to the wankfest over the size of Leeds. Hardly similar really...

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Blackrod writes: In my mind someone who is schizophrenic needs locking up not just releasing with meds. A sweeping statement and ill-informed. One of my sons is a diagnosed schizophrenic and Is no danger to anyone except himself. A more gentle, polite and loving person than my son would be hard to ...

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Some of the MCC types must look at Flintoff wearing his Jacamo wardrobe and think 'Bloody disgraceful'

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SD genuinely never stops trying to improve what he has and what else he can bring to the club.

Those Rugby boys train hard, play harder and have a quality sense of humour.

Loving that last comment

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I often wonder why some of our posters bother with football when the team they claim to support has very little of their support.

Oh that's it, how could I miss the obvious?

It's called Attention Seeking, you know like Puppies, Cats and Young Children!

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Just watched it, confusing until the video was shown, now I think it will remain so..

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I was in there for a do last year, and the place was looking very shabby. I’m saddened, but not surprised to hear about this. I think shabby may be too kind. It's a bit Catch 22 as they fall into decline, people won't go because they are outdated and rough looking so there isn't any money to improv...

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Looking forward to episode 2 and already trying to work out who the guilty party is without resorting to Google!

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cricketfieldclarets wrote:Oh no. but there is a drum. No. We don't want a drum. Or anything coordinated.

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Makes you wonder about these and other 'instant crowd' countries if anyone actually does any work

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In the top two of my 'pet hates' currently, alongside this generation of hands down shorts/tracksuit bottoms fondling themself in public.

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Long time ago, I knew a guy in Loveclough who had done time in the glasshouse in Colchester for some misdemeanor when in the Army and he used to tell many a story about how the inmates would have a competition by lighting farts and seeing how far the flame would go. When asked if that didn't burn t...

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