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by ClaretAndLube
Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:30 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Just Stop Oil...
Replies: 212
Views: 9407

Re: Just Stop Oil...

Correction - 2030 at the earliest.
by ClaretAndLube
Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:30 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Just Stop Oil...
Replies: 212
Views: 9407

Re: Just Stop Oil...

I have worked in the O&G industry for almost 20 years and can concur with what KateR has to say.

Sorry to tell you this but oil consumption hasn't even reached its peak yet. Predictions are that this will continue to rise until 2023 at the earliest.
by ClaretAndLube
Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:25 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cruise
Replies: 71
Views: 4355

Re: Cruise

Cruise ships never sink due to the vast number of incontinence bags on board at any one time.
by ClaretAndLube
Sat Oct 15, 2022 10:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Russia Invades
Replies: 10689
Views: 790183

Re: Russia Invades

“Yeah but that 300k would be worth 10k trained troops, you know yourself you can be with 10 mates on a night out and 1-2 lads kick off with you and at least 6-7 won’t fancy it and will run off”


I know most of Dark Cloud’s mates and I can tell you now that all 10 would run off.
by ClaretAndLube
Thu Sep 22, 2022 10:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Streaming on holiday
Replies: 22
Views: 1180

Re: Streaming on holiday

Good luck with Mykonos NewClaret. Hope your bank account is healthy. Just got back last week after almost emptying mine. Watched the Preston game on my phone using a dodgy Sportek stream. Worked okay in Birra Birra, which I recommend if you're into good beers. Hope you don't have 5 cruise ships and ...
by ClaretAndLube
Mon Sep 12, 2022 4:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Clarets in Mykonos
Replies: 4
Views: 901

Clarets in Mykonos

Bloody expensive isn’t it!
by ClaretAndLube
Sat Aug 06, 2022 12:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Famous people you are related to...
Replies: 101
Views: 5077

Re: Famous people you are related to...

Genghis Khan probably
by ClaretAndLube
Thu Aug 04, 2022 9:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Local knowledge required please
Replies: 38
Views: 2599

Re: Local knowledge required please

Billet still doing pie, pint, transport at £7.50
by ClaretAndLube
Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Team v Huddersfield
Replies: 197
Views: 14694

Re: Team v Huddersfield

Did Costelloe join us because he didn’t want to go to Chelsea?
by ClaretAndLube
Sun Jun 26, 2022 11:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Glastonbury 2022
Replies: 388
Views: 18672

Re: Glastonbury 2022

Jeeezus Christ. Someone call an ambulance
by ClaretAndLube
Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Glastonbury 2022
Replies: 388
Views: 18672

Re: Glastonbury 2022

Diana was a complete car crash
by ClaretAndLube
Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Glastonbury 2022
Replies: 388
Views: 18672

Re: Glastonbury 2022

If Kendrick Lamar is the future of Glastonbury then the whole thing is fecked.
by ClaretAndLube
Thu May 19, 2022 11:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: So, Us or Leeds
Replies: 81
Views: 6512

Re: So, Us or Leeds

Refer to the ‘is the premier league scripted’ post.

Of course we’re going down. The Premier League don’t want minnows like us spoiling the party.
by ClaretAndLube
Thu May 19, 2022 10:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is the Premier League scripted?
Replies: 109
Views: 6629

Re: Is the Premier League scripted?

Two words - money talks
by ClaretAndLube
Thu May 19, 2022 10:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is the Premier League scripted?
Replies: 109
Views: 6629

Re: Is the Premier League scripted?

Of course it’s scripted. Do you really think the league wants Everton to be relegated? And do you really think that Burnley, “the turd that won’t flush away”, won’t be relegated rather than the Mighty Weeds?
by ClaretAndLube
Thu May 19, 2022 10:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is the Premier League scripted?
Replies: 109
Views: 6629

Re: Is the Premier League scripted?

Of course it’s scripted. Do you really think the league wants Everton to be relegated? And do you really think that Burnley, “the turd that won’t flush away”, won’t be relegated rather than the Mighty Weeds?
by ClaretAndLube
Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Happy St Patrick's Day
Replies: 13
Views: 727

Re: Happy St Patrick's Day

sláinte do gach Clarets Gaeilge amuigh ansin.
by ClaretAndLube
Sat Mar 12, 2022 12:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Game showing in Palma?
Replies: 13
Views: 1100

Re: Game showing in Palma?

Most people in Lennox Bar 2 weekends ago were British and there are plenty of screens each of which can show different games. You are more likely to lose out to the rugby rather than a.n.other football match.
by ClaretAndLube
Sat Mar 12, 2022 9:33 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Game showing in Palma?
Replies: 13
Views: 1100

Re: Game showing in Palma?

Another vote for Lennox’s. Was there a couple of weeks ago watching Spurs thrash Leeds.
by ClaretAndLube
Wed Feb 16, 2022 11:08 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Conifer Removal
Replies: 48
Views: 4265

Re: Conifer Removal

Just wait until Dudley and Eunice have passed through. They might well do the job for you.
by ClaretAndLube
Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:25 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Virgin Media price increase
Replies: 24
Views: 2705

Re: Virgin Media price increase

I have tried numerous times to get through to the cancellations team but never had my call answered. Any tips on how to get through?
by ClaretAndLube
Sat Nov 06, 2021 6:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rock n Rolls greatest failure John Otway
Replies: 3
Views: 576

Re: Rock n Rolls greatest failure John Otway

You do know we’ve just earned a point away at Chelsea don’t you?
by ClaretAndLube
Thu May 27, 2021 9:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: YellowHeart NFTs
Replies: 130
Views: 9318

Re: YellowHeart NFTs

Can I still pay at the gate?
by ClaretAndLube
Sun May 23, 2021 10:11 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eurovision 2021
Replies: 74
Views: 5363

Re: Eurovision 2021

We couldn’t have done any worse if we’d entered with The Vaccines singing “Keeping it all for ourselves”.
by ClaretAndLube
Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Any gardener's on here
Replies: 30
Views: 3199

Re: Any gardener's on here

Not really sure. Looks like the buds are about to open so should know better then
by ClaretAndLube
Fri Apr 24, 2020 4:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Perfect Day (under the circumstances)
Replies: 43
Views: 3260

Re: Perfect Day (under the circumstances)

Yes it could. I could be listening to what you’re listening to.
by ClaretAndLube
Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Figure of speech picture quiz
Replies: 56
Views: 2245

Re: Figure of speech picture quiz

Keeps his cards close to his chest
by ClaretAndLube
Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Figure of speech picture quiz
Replies: 56
Views: 2245

Re: Figure of speech picture quiz

Red herring
by ClaretAndLube
Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How to get a pint while self isolating....
Replies: 19
Views: 2769

Re: How to get a pint while self isolating....

Just been up to the Crooked Billet, Worsthorne and had my empty milk bottles filled with the ale of your choice for £2.50 a litre. Cheaper than a regular Friday night out.
by ClaretAndLube
Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: THE POUND
Replies: 42
Views: 3751

Re: THE POUND

Who gives a toss? No-one's traveling anywhere anyway
by ClaretAndLube
Sat May 18, 2019 10:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eurovision 2019
Replies: 75
Views: 5097

Re: Eurovision 2019

F*** me! What’s Biggins doing there?
by ClaretAndLube
Sat May 18, 2019 10:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eurovision 2019
Replies: 75
Views: 5097

Re: Eurovision 2019

Just got back after a while in the bathroom after watching Cyprus. Have I missed anything?
by ClaretAndLube
Sat May 11, 2019 10:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A Couple of Recent Surveys
Replies: 6
Views: 1468

Re: A Couple of Recent Surveys

Stood next to Linford Christie in the gents once and couldn’t help noticing how particularly gifted he was in the male appendage department. Linford told me that when he was younger he used to tie a heavy rock on a piece of rope to his member and throw it over his shoulder. Over time he grew into th...
by ClaretAndLube
Sun Apr 07, 2019 12:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mango
Replies: 17
Views: 2288

Mango

All hail the mango, king of the supermarket fruit aisle.
by ClaretAndLube
Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:55 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nearest ground you haven't been to?
Replies: 60
Views: 5100

Re: Nearest ground you haven't been to?

Turf Moor
by ClaretAndLube
Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anybody Home Yet
Replies: 8
Views: 1799

Re: Anybody Home Yet

Would probably have made more sense written in Greek.
by ClaretAndLube
Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Athens
Replies: 409
Views: 38417

Re: Athens

Surely the song to sing on our Greek odyssey would be “We are the hypotenuse, Burnley”?

Or am I being too obtuse?
by ClaretAndLube
Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Overweight failure on SSN
Replies: 35
Views: 5750

Re: Overweight failure on SSN

Say what you like, I still believe Barry Kilby was the man that’s got us where we are now.
by ClaretAndLube
Sun Aug 05, 2018 5:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lowerhouse v Burnley Worsley Cup Final
Replies: 148
Views: 15917

Re: Lowerhouse v Burnley Worsley Cup Final

What are the weather conditions like BRR? Anywhere near as hot as here?
by ClaretAndLube
Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who’s going to Istanbul IF we beat Aberdeen?
Replies: 261
Views: 28966

Re: Who’s going to Istanbul IF we beat Aberdeen?

On holiday in Lesbos next week, 230 miles from Istanbul. If 10,000 Syrian refugees can make it from Turkey in rubber dinghys then I’m damned sure I can somehow find my way there for kick off.

Get that car hire sorted Mick.
by ClaretAndLube
Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: fault with my built in oven
Replies: 25
Views: 4269

Re: fault with my built in oven

Buy a f*****g takeaway
by ClaretAndLube
Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lisbon and Porto recommendations
Replies: 34
Views: 3981

Re: Lisbon and Porto recommendations

Ditto - Bairro Alto is the best place to be in Lisbon for a night out.
by ClaretAndLube
Sun May 13, 2018 6:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A song to sum up the season
Replies: 6
Views: 1440

Re: A song to sum up the season

Satisfaction
by ClaretAndLube
Sun May 13, 2018 6:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sam Vokes
Replies: 21
Views: 5708

Re: Sam Vokes

Unfortunately he won't be here next season to do the same
by ClaretAndLube
Sun May 06, 2018 10:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Last nights "rave"
Replies: 2
Views: 1401

Last nights "rave"

What the hell was going on last night? Sounded like the whole town was bouncing around 3am.
by ClaretAndLube
Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Europa League Thread
Replies: 311
Views: 22768

Re: Europa League Thread

If the draw for 2nd round were to be made now we could possibly be facing one of Getafe, Leipzig, Atalanta, AZ Alkmaar, St. Etienne, or Braga.
by ClaretAndLube
Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Leaving after 4th goal
Replies: 141
Views: 10286

Re: Leaving after 4th goal

I bet that there were 11 men on the pitch who also wished that they could have left early.
by ClaretAndLube
Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:02 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche interview, looks like we are going weak @ city
Replies: 33
Views: 4648

Re: Dyche interview, looks like we are going weak @ city

When I look at any of the suggested lineups in this thread it gives me a warm feeling that we have such strength in depth to be able to put out a competitive team.
by ClaretAndLube
Sat Jun 10, 2017 3:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday racing
Replies: 10
Views: 1868

Re: Saturday racing

Off to a flying start Happy.

Cheers mate!
by ClaretAndLube
Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: General Election 2017 Mega Thread
Replies: 1426
Views: 83134

Re: General Election 2017 Mega Thread

Off on holiday to Greece next week. Wish I'd bought my euros earlier