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by Claretitus
Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Referee confirmed for Liverpool game
Replies: 27
Views: 1561

Re: Referee confirmed for Liverpool game

Christ on a bike!! Lord help us!! He's hopeless!!! :oops: :oops:
by Claretitus
Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: An Evening with Lee Sharpe
Replies: 29
Views: 3167

Re: An Evening with Lee Sharpe

Can you pay on the gate? :lol:
by Claretitus
Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Zoe Ball
Replies: 64
Views: 6276

Re: Zoe Ball

I also drive for a living, and have it on in the background, usually for the traffic updates. She is SO annoying, and I have a little bet with myself every day that within 6 mins or so she has called the traffic girl, news girl or weather girl, " gorgeous girl ". I win every day. Get her o...
by Claretitus
Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Classic Burnley Umbro kit
Replies: 35
Views: 2506

Re: Classic Burnley Umbro kit

Jimmymaccer wrote:Anyone else got this? And if so.........which player is it!?
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Peter Swan??
by Claretitus
Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Leeds Utd.
Replies: 17
Views: 3343

Re: Leeds Utd.

I bought a brand new HD TV the other day to watch the new prem league season. I opened the box to set it up- guess what?
NO LEADS!! :lol: :lol:
by Claretitus
Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England Vs Scotland
Replies: 31
Views: 1529

Re: England Vs Scotland

Just switched on for added time. Will they swap shirts at the final whistle? :o Fnaar Fnaar :lol: :lol:
by Claretitus
Tue May 28, 2019 7:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Number of seasons in Premier League club by club
Replies: 33
Views: 3112

Re: Number of seasons in Premier League club by club

ClaretTony wrote:Villa were one of seven ever presents up to 2016.

Ever presents in the Prem Tony, not the top division. They were in old second division in the 80's.
by Claretitus
Tue May 28, 2019 6:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Keith Floyd
Replies: 31
Views: 3417

Re: Keith Floyd

Classically trained chef? Don't make me laugh!!!! As I said before, a stew was his limit. :lol:
by Claretitus
Sun May 26, 2019 12:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Keith Floyd
Replies: 31
Views: 3417

Re: Keith Floyd

Only ever seen him make stews!! Fish stew, chicken stew, beef stew, etc. Etc. Very limited repertoire in MHO.
by Claretitus
Sun May 12, 2019 6:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cork
Replies: 58
Views: 4634

Re: Cork

CoolClaret wrote:I thought he played well today and definitely had the better of his opposite number Guendouzi

Really? Were you at the game mate? Guendouzi was defo 7/10 for them.
by Claretitus
Fri May 03, 2019 7:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: TV shows...
Replies: 55
Views: 1909

Re: TV shows...

Rainbow. Errrrrr Geoffrey!!!!
by Claretitus
Fri May 03, 2019 7:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: TV shows...
Replies: 55
Views: 1909

Re: TV shows...

Down_Rover wrote:Not true. Master Bates wasn’t in it either

You're correct!! It was Master MATE. Seaman Stains was most definitely in it.
by Claretitus
Fri May 03, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: TV shows...
Replies: 55
Views: 1909

Re: TV shows...

Wokingclaret wrote:Captain Pugwash

And his sidekick Seaman Stains! No wonder Tom the cabin boy always appeared wide-eyed and rosy cheeked :shock: :oops:
by Claretitus
Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Referee confirmed for Manchester City game
Replies: 14
Views: 1642

Re: Referee confirmed for Manchester City game

Tierney!! Lord help us!! He's the epitome of inadequacy!!
by Claretitus
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: So, Cardiff or Brighton for the Drop?
Replies: 64
Views: 4636

Re: So, Cardiff or Brighton for the Drop?

To be honest, the dream scenario would be Colin managing Brighton,and they went down, but it's gonna be close between the 2 of them. As previous poster states, I also can't see Brighton getting any more points AFTER the Cardiff game, so they must win that. Will be tough for Cardiff, but their main p...
by Claretitus
Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New Corner Stands
Replies: 542
Views: 45586

Re: New Corner Stands

One for us older Clarets- The Phil Cavener Corner................
by Claretitus
Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Masters golf tips
Replies: 34
Views: 1357

Re: Masters golf tips

Oh and several bookies are paying e/w on a top 10 finish.
by Claretitus
Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Masters golf tips
Replies: 34
Views: 1357

Re: Masters golf tips

Go for a straight long hitter. Europeans to watch, - Rory, Rose, Fleetwood , Molinari.
by Claretitus
Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eddie Howe
Replies: 120
Views: 8418

Re: Eddie Howe

Still got an eye for a the odd good player though. The lad Brookes is a real talent, scouts from big 6 looking at him apparently. He was an Academy product of Man City too.
by Claretitus
Sun Mar 31, 2019 7:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: So, onto Bournemouth
Replies: 21
Views: 2405

Re: So, onto Bournemouth

Agreed. Brady in for Cork next week. But won't happen.
by Claretitus
Sun Mar 31, 2019 7:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Garth Crooks
Replies: 34
Views: 3017

Re: Garth Crooks

Only one reason why Crooks is even a pundit..............
by Claretitus
Sun Mar 31, 2019 7:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Feel sorry for Cardiff?
Replies: 69
Views: 5425

Re: Feel sorry for Cardiff?

Nope. Never. Did the sheep sha**ers feel sorry for us when we didn't get a penalty at 1-1 v Leicester, for the foul on Charlie Taylor? Plus the Colin factor, nah, feck em. Welsh Kents. Colin, when interviewed, playing the victim AGAIN, with a smile on his face. Let's wipe the smile in 2 weeks time. ...
by Claretitus
Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Electric Vehicle
Replies: 67
Views: 2774

Re: Electric Vehicle

I drove a Tesla Type X last week. Was squeaky bum time on M62 near Leeds, charge was running very low. Was a Tesla supercharge point at the Village Hotel near junction 28. Half an hour charge gave a range of over 100 miles. The car is amazing. 0-60 in 2.5 secs in "Ludicrous" mode which is ...
by Claretitus
Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nicola Sturgeon
Replies: 118
Views: 7768

Re: Nicola Sturgeon

Let the sweaty socks have their independence referendum. Hopefully, this time they will vote yes. I for one would volunteer to help re-build Hadrians Wall, but this time, lets build it taller.
by Claretitus
Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Smart Motorway
Replies: 45
Views: 2658

Re: Smart Motorway

The M62 Smart motorway Eastbound, between Halifax and Leeds, not so "smart" today. There was a problem with the control system, which resulted in one lane being unnecessarily closed, causing long tailbacks, and a 30 minute delay to clear it. This wasn't just for an hour or so, but most of ...
by Claretitus
Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Claiming Flight Delay Compensation - Advice & Knowledge Required!
Replies: 33
Views: 1959

Re: Claiming Flight Delay Compensation - Advice & Knowledge Required!

Once had an 8 hr + delay, Manchester to Ibiza, with Jet2. Did the Martin Lewis template, and basically got told to **** off by Jet2, they claimed "operational difficulties ". Went on-line to a company of solicitors who specialise in flight delay claims, Bott & Co. Ok, they took their c...
by Claretitus
Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Referee confirmed for Manchester City game
Replies: 10
Views: 1219

Re: Referee confirmed for Manchester City game

The guy is hopeless. Supposed to be one of the elite? Give me strength!! UTC
by Claretitus
Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Golden Retriever dog names
Replies: 68
Views: 2540

Re: Golden Retriever dog names

Years ago we had a Golden Lab called Clay. Lovely gentle dog, he was.
by Claretitus
Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Clarets get UEFA fine
Replies: 87
Views: 4775

Re: ARTICLE: Clarets get UEFA fine

Buxtonclaret wrote:And a couple of hearing aid batteries from the BL

EH? Pardon! You Whaaat? :lol:
by Claretitus
Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Score Prediction v Bournemouth
Replies: 40
Views: 2388

Re: Score Prediction v Bournemouth

Hate to say it but 0-2. Can't even see where our next goal is gonna come from, never mind a win. They are a pacy side, withtricky and powerful forwards. Hope I'm wrong obviously but.........
by Claretitus
Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Songs to sum up our plight
Replies: 51
Views: 1763

Re: Songs to sum up our plight

We're on the road to nowhere - Talking Heads
"Bring on the Bastards" :?
by Claretitus
Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Emirates Plated Rolls-Royce
Replies: 18
Views: 1538

Re: Emirates Plated Rolls-Royce

And I saw Duffer leaving Gawthorpe the other day in a black Audi A5
by Claretitus
Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Excellent news this morning...
Replies: 47
Views: 7011

Re: Excellent news this morning...

Evans is a bore. Me me me. My family, my wife ,my kids, my unborn twins, my car fest my pub, my house, my Ferraris, etc etc. Good riddance to the Kent. Every time he has a guest on, they're the best ever. Everything he talks about,is the best ever. And, as previous poster stated, he talks over the b...
by Claretitus
Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Referee confirmed for Manchester United game
Replies: 11
Views: 1154

Re: Referee confirmed for Manchester United game

mkmel wrote:OMG!!!!!!
How come we always seem to get the sh1t referees?

I always say the same, but, after watching the 2 clowns we have had in our home European games, some of ours don't look that bad!
by Claretitus
Sun Aug 26, 2018 3:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: One F in versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 379
Views: 12748

Re: One F in versus MIGHTY CLARETS

Granny WeatherWax wrote:Wonder if he’s injured. Extremely weird if he isn’t.

Heard it from a VERY good source inside the club, that he's been told he's nowhere near fit enough yet.
by Claretitus
Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jack Rodwell signs for Rovers.
Replies: 29
Views: 3614

Re: Jack Rodwell signs for Rovers.

Yes- apparently he was told to take a complete break from football :lol:
by Claretitus
Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jamie Carragher
Replies: 46
Views: 4558

Re: Jamie Carragher

Rileybobs wrote:Have you called Sky yet?

Yep. Sky all cancelled over a month ago now. BT it is for me now, but must admit I'm missing SSN but that's all, and I'm Quids in! No whining spitting Scouser on my telly box! UTC.
by Claretitus
Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: For the Sky Sports News Journalist on TM Duty
Replies: 16
Views: 3251

Re: For the Sky Sports News Journalist on TM Duty

CnBtruntru wrote:Doesn't matter still plenty of dicks at either/either :o

Biggest cock is Jim White in his yellow tie. He'll absolutely be beside himself will Jim, good job it finishes at 5pm tomorrow or he'd have a thrombo!!
by Claretitus
Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Referee confirmed for Southampton game
Replies: 4
Views: 511

Re: Referee confirmed for Southampton game

Lord help us! The ultimate definition of a "homer" Crap is almost being kind to him. Another terrible official.
by Claretitus
Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:51 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Team plane delayed.
Replies: 71
Views: 7057

Re: Team plane delayed.

I went up to Glasgow early yesterday with work, left Glasgow at 11.10 am, and the Burnley team coach was Northbound on M74, about 25 miles South of Glasgow. I guessed it would contain the players, only media, and support staff etc. But I didn't realise there had been a problem with the plane. UTC
by Claretitus
Sun Jul 15, 2018 6:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jamie Carragher
Replies: 46
Views: 4558

Re: Jamie Carragher

Ha ha :lol: no! Again too expensive, but must admit I would miss SSN, which isn't available on BT.
by Claretitus
Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jamie Carragher
Replies: 46
Views: 4558

Re: Jamie Carragher

Rileybobs wrote:Bet you don’t.


Bet I do!! Looking already at BT, Sky is becoming too expensive now. Honestly, if the Scouser comes back, that'll make up my mind for me.
by Claretitus
Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nick Pope in with a shout for 3rd place game?
Replies: 43
Views: 2902

Re: Nick Pope in with a shout for 3rd place game?

In an interview during the World Cup, Eric Dier, our match winning pen taker in the shoot out v Columbia, said when he practiced his pens, he preferred to do so against Pope as he was such a giant of a keeper, and seemed to fill the goal.
by Claretitus
Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jamie Carragher
Replies: 46
Views: 4558

Re: Jamie Carragher

If he does get his job back, and he most probably will, I will cancel Sky. Most other people, in most other jobs and walks of life, would be sacked for gross misconduct for doing what he did, having been captured on film. Disgusting!
by Claretitus
Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Car flags.
Replies: 20
Views: 2321

Re: Car flags.

Yet it's perfectly legal for a female to drive wearing a Burkha! No peripheral vision at all!! Unreal.
by Claretitus
Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Worst comedian on British tv?
Replies: 118
Views: 6516

Re: Worst comedian on British tv?

The talentless prick that is Richard Adeyode. To call him a comedian is an insult to any funny guy who treads the boards. If Adeyode ever appears on a programme I like, it's the off button for me.
by Claretitus
Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Where to get a shirt framed?
Replies: 12
Views: 879

Re: Where to get a shirt framed?

Thread on this earlier on this year. Howarths opposite m and s is excellent. Will upload a pic of my matt lowton shirt later. Theyre not cheap but you pay for what you get. Excellent quality. All frames hand made and shirts hand stitched in. I didnt want to pay a lot for the shirt then ruin it with...

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