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by harpers_perm
Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pie and a Pint Podcast - Mark Robertson
Replies: 11
Views: 802

Re: Pie and a Pint Podcast - Mark Robertson

Really good that so thanks. He didnt like Stan did he!

Have subscribed so will look out for more.
by harpers_perm
Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown Purchases / Projects
Replies: 35
Views: 1216

Re: Lockdown Purchases / Projects

Another one who has focused on himself. 1. I've lost 49Ibs since April through exercise, low carb diet and virtually cutting out drinking. I keep a daily log to keep me motivated so know that since April I've cycled 1019 miles, ran 245 miles, country walks of 387 miles. The mental benefits of cuttin...
by harpers_perm
Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stockport County
Replies: 76
Views: 4794

Re: Stockport County

I only think of 3 things when I hear Stockport County. 1. The classic pub machine question from the late 80's - which football ground is closest to the River Mersey 2. The commentary from the 94 play off video 'Ted McMinn the intended man, long ball to Deary the intended man, Davis plays out with Ey...
by harpers_perm
Thu Nov 26, 2020 1:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Maradona
Replies: 189
Views: 4494

Re: Maradona

Bop wrote:
Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:53 am
Decent footballer - yeah, ok. He was good in that respect.
Jesus Christ.
by harpers_perm
Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tinnitus
Replies: 35
Views: 1616

Re: Tinnitus

I had a brain tumour a few years ago, following surgery I was left with severe tinnitus, to give you an idea the noise 24 hours a day is as loud as a washing machine, I could be next to a plane taking off and still hear it. At first I was suicidal, researching cures, buying pointless medications unt...
by harpers_perm
Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Yorkshire Ripper
Replies: 98
Views: 3722

Re: The Yorkshire Ripper

Vintage Claret wrote:
Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:30 am
Hopefully he is now occupying a particularly unpleasant place in Hell along with Brady and Hindley, (and there's also a spot reserved for Ian Huntley)
Peter apparently had range of illnesses, let's hope Dr Shipman is on hand to give him the 'once over' when he arrives.
by harpers_perm
Mon Sep 28, 2020 7:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Last Man Standing Competition
Replies: 94
Views: 3549

Re: Last Man Standing Competition

Yes please.
by harpers_perm
Fri Aug 14, 2020 8:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Weirdest thing to happen at work?
Replies: 45
Views: 2697

Re: Weirdest thing to happen at work?

Not so much weird but the worst time I ever had at work. I'd gone to get a brew and when I got back to my desk I was told by a colleague that a Mr Simpson (personnel then, now HR) wanted to see me. Now he was a standing joke at work in that no one knew what he looked like because you only ever saw ...
by harpers_perm
Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ashley Westwood - The Times
Replies: 132
Views: 6176

Re: Ashley Westwood - The Times

Of course he made a meal of it, if someone is stupid enough to put an elbow in your head then you'll take advantage. Barnes does it every game, slight nudge in the back then on the floor on is backside with his hands up winning us another free kick, we all laugh at it as it's so blatant. Its 2020, n...
by harpers_perm
Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Palace versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 502
Views: 14074

Re: Woy's Pal Arse versus MIGHTY CLARETS

He actually looks at him first then throws the elbow.
by harpers_perm
Mon Jun 15, 2020 4:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 25265
Views: 1118193

Re: adeola friday

Dale Winton
by harpers_perm
Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Getting through isolation
Replies: 37
Views: 2491

Re: Getting through isolation

I'm on Red Dead Redemption 2 battling the O'Driscoll posse down at Horseshoe Gulch. Interestingly I've just ran over and killed 2 ladies on a horse and cart, I'd had a couple of Moonshines admittedly. I protested my innocence but the fuzz came and it escalated. I shot 1 copper in the face with my sh...
by harpers_perm
Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's your second sport?
Replies: 115
Views: 3568

Re: What's your second sport?

I'll be specific here: 1. Bullfighting 2. Boxing 3. Golf (Play it quite badly but obsessed with it) 4. Fishing (For fresh air and to get away from family) 5. Cricket (20 overs only) 6. Darts (Have Dart board in hallway, best 501 check out 74 darts) 7. Snooker (Highest break 14) 8. Baseball (Family i...
by harpers_perm
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Michael Palin - What a Decent Guy
Replies: 18
Views: 1954

Re: Michael Palin - What a Decent Guy

I know for a fact he was a big fan of Barnstoneworth United, back in the day when Haggerty F, Haggery P and Davit took the field. He could name every player since 1946.
by harpers_perm
Thu Dec 26, 2019 9:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Italian Toffees versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 385
Views: 10872

Re: Italian Toffees versus MIGHTY CLARETS

Very frustrating to watch. The defence are excellent, the strikers are pretty potent when given the opportunities but the central 2 are inept. They dont pass forward, dont run forward with the ball and quite honestly look very lightweight. They put a shift in but never seem to take a game by the scr...
by harpers_perm
Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Up the Clarets football novel
Replies: 25
Views: 4626

Re: Up the Clarets football novel

As the match kicked off Barnthorpe fans reflected on the dark days of the past and their last encounter in Ireland. It was the glum days of the 1980’s when Brian Millard was manager and after 3 consecutive 12-0 home defeats (Once against Herefund in front of a crowd of 26) only survived demotion to ...
by harpers_perm
Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bostock’s Cup
Replies: 0
Views: 1024

Bostock’s Cup

Don’t know how to put links on!

However You Tube has the above comedy relating to Bostock Stanley’s infamous 1974 FA Cup run.

Hilarious stuff.
by harpers_perm
Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ewood Season Ticket Holder?
Replies: 4
Views: 2059

Re: Ewood Season Ticket Holder?

It’s that time of the month.
by harpers_perm
Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dorset recommendations
Replies: 56
Views: 3983

Re: Dorset recommendations

Bovington Tank Museum, a great place to visit if you like Tanks. If you don’t like Tanks then the Bovington Tank Museum isn’t for you as there are a loads of Tanks there, indeed you can’t walk anywhere around the place without bumping into a Tank. Thank Monkey place is just across the road as well. ...
by harpers_perm
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:19 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: help with old photo
Replies: 53
Views: 2887

Re: help with old photo

Next to the giraffe is that the Knight who had his arms and legs chopped off in Monty Pythons Holy Grail?
by harpers_perm
Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Getting new golf clubs
Replies: 31
Views: 2594

Re: Getting new golf clubs

Totally agree with the hype comment. You can get an excellent set of Adams irons and hybrids for £250. Many folk spend 2k and it won’t make them any better. The shaft is the key, especially for me. I have a 3 quarter swing to reduce risk and a stiff flex on my driver and hybrids means I hit it strai...
by harpers_perm
Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Then (100 Years ago) and Now Maps
Replies: 38
Views: 3396

Then (100 Years ago) and Now Maps

I've spent hours on this site. Interesting to see how Burnley was.

https://maps.nls.uk/geo/explore/side-by ... ht=BingHyb" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
by harpers_perm
Wed May 15, 2019 10:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Derby v Leeds
Replies: 266
Views: 13999

Re: Derby v Leeds

Is it me or are they celebrating like they’ve already got promotion.

Dyche would have gone over to the fans, done the strong jaw pose, waved an arm then f4cked off back into the changing room with the players 5 minutes later.

Derby players are still out there 5 hours after the whistle.
by harpers_perm
Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Yorkshire Ripper Files
Replies: 34
Views: 4386

Re: The Yorkshire Ripper Files

It’s an odd fact that Coronation Street’s Bruce Jones (Les Battersby) found one of the victims. The victim was the lady where Sutcliffe had realised his error with the new £5 note. After killing her he returned to the undiscovered body realising his mistake and mutilated her in frustration at not be...
by harpers_perm
Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What do you do for work?
Replies: 91
Views: 5586

Re: What do you do for work?

Assistant Director for HMRC, working on this and that. Mid 40’s been here since aged 19!
by harpers_perm
Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tramp etiquette.
Replies: 41
Views: 2910

Re: Tramp etiquette.

About 6 months ago I was walking through Preston town centre. I was going home from the train station when I nipped into Tesco for a bottle of red. When entering I passed a scruff outside with a maingy old dog so on the way out did my morale duty and gave him £1, he said ‘I’m not a f***cking tramp y...
by harpers_perm
Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Payroll Query
Replies: 9
Views: 938

Re: Payroll Query

I work for HMRC (but nothing to do with tax directly!) but POA usually relates to pension adjustments, if they have a work pension it probably relates to some form of top up repayment, especially at the end of the tax year.

Surely a call to their payroll department will explain in seconds.
by harpers_perm
Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: DeGale vs Eubank
Replies: 56
Views: 5980

Re: DeGale vs Eubank

What a sh1t fight, mainly on account of De Gale’s tactics of keeping away from Jnr, throwing a stick left then jumping in trying to mount him.

What on earth have De Gales corner been doing in pre-fight to come up with that tactical master plan.
by harpers_perm
Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T Tinnitus, Has anyone found a cure that works?
Replies: 35
Views: 2119

Re: O/T Tinnitus, Has anyone found a cure that works?

I had a brain tumour in 2009 and when it was removed they removed everything 'ear related' on one side and it of course left me with one sided hearing. Since then I've had tinnitus that is as loud as a washing machine on full spin at all times, if people heard what I hear they'd be shocked to the co...
by harpers_perm
Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Women
Replies: 105
Views: 5371

Re: Women

What’s the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
by harpers_perm
Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: solskjaer
Replies: 42
Views: 3908

Re: solskjaer

Very sensible appointment. They stand no chance of 4th, probably out of the Champions League and he won’t get the job in the summer. A ‘take a breath and reset appointment’, gets the fans back happy and behind the team, no pressure, no expectations giving the board time to get the big name in. As a ...
by harpers_perm
Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Indoor exercise
Replies: 9
Views: 1333

Re: Indoor exercise

I’ve googled No.3 ‘Watersports’ and it’s nothing like what’s described here.
by harpers_perm
Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Madeleine McCann investigation receives more funding
Replies: 147
Views: 10376

Re: Madeleine McCann investigation receives more funding

The truth re Jamie Bulger is even stranger and if the truth was published it would cause outrage againgst the parents. Oh deary me. The curse of the internet and intellectually challenged brains strikes again. Does this truth also involve Elvis Presley working as a hand painted wooden duck manufact...
by harpers_perm
Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Footballers with celebrity namesakes
Replies: 45
Views: 2538

Re: Footballers with celebrity namesakes

2 obvious omissions. Adolf Hitler - Left Back (occasional midfielder) Burton Albion 1978/79 Adolf Hitler - German Politician with humorous moustache (Around the 1960’s I think) Peter Sutcliffe - Workington Town Centre Half 1946 to 1953 Pete Sutcliffe - Cuban heeled bearded West Yorkshire truck drive...
by harpers_perm
Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Red Dead Redemption 2
Replies: 60
Views: 5442

Re: Red Dead Redemption 2

Played for 3 hours, very slow at the start but purposely to get you used to the game and controls. in the first 45 minutes I shot and skinned a deer, my horse was run over by a train, I killed a prostitute, shot a posse of 16 men with a shotgun, hog tied a villain and tied him to the back of my hors...
by harpers_perm
Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: best way of asking a woman out on a date
Replies: 72
Views: 5680

Re: best way of asking a woman out on a date

Go round with a Barry White LP and a bottle of Blue Nun, she’ll be wetter than a submarines number plate within 5 minutes. Be a gentleman, take your time, don’t get your cock out in the first 15 minutes as it may come across as forward. Women love compliments, tell her you like her t1ts and you’ve b...
by harpers_perm
Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:32 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: You know you are getting old when:
Replies: 101
Views: 8578

Re: You know you are getting old when:

When you have to put your reading glasses on to watch porn.
by harpers_perm
Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Accrington Stanley
Replies: 33
Views: 4969

Accrington Stanley

Bravo to them.

1 defeat in 11 games, 5th place with the same 20 points as Sunderland.
by harpers_perm
Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Bob Lords Prayer
Replies: 3
Views: 599

The Bob Lords Prayer

Congregation please kneel ..... Our Lord who prepares bellow pork in heaven Hallowed be your name Thy Greeks come Thy will be done On the Turf as it wasn’t it Athens Give us this day a cauldron Turf Moor And forgiveness our negativity As we forgive bent referees who conspire against us And lead us n...
by harpers_perm
Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kenny Miller's Livingston future in doubt
Replies: 15
Views: 1594

Re: Kenny Miller's Livingston future in doubt

Our fans are the most ‘un-fickle’ there are, even in the midst of our mini crisis last year most fans were just ‘meh... it will come good’.

We are realists.
by harpers_perm
Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Amateur running of club
Replies: 93
Views: 7005

Re: Amateur running of club

That original post is truly f4cking hilarious and a true depiction of someone without any concept of context. Do you think fans of Leeds, Derby, the Sheffield’s, Boros, Sunderland and countless other clubs are moaning about ticketing, disabled facilities and media players. We have a great manager, g...
by harpers_perm
Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The National Lottery
Replies: 36
Views: 2130

Re: The National Lottery

I’ve never understood the multitudes of people who get excited and only buy a ticket when there is a big rollover.

I’ve always thought that people like that must think it’s not worth me walking 250 yards to the Newsagents for £3million but it’s definitely worth it for £18million.
by harpers_perm
Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lamp lovers?
Replies: 23
Views: 2593

Re: Lamp lovers?

My favourite 2 lamps are the Tiffany Lamp and Bankers Lamp. Both absolute classics, the Tiffany provides a lovely relaxing ambience in any lounge. The Bankers is a more serious piece of furniture ideally placed on a mahogany desk amidst paperwork and a Casio FX82 calculator. I love lamps, not as muc...
by harpers_perm
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England vs Columbo
Replies: 404
Views: 11146

Re: England vs Columbo

Oh dear that Sanchez had just signed his own death warrant.

Within 48 hours of landing back in Colombia, he’ll be hogtied in the boot of a 17 year old Toyota Starlet and pushed over the nearest bridge.
by harpers_perm
Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England vs Columbo
Replies: 404
Views: 11146

Re: England vs Columbo

I have a sense of impending doom about Pickford.
by harpers_perm
Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rocky 4
Replies: 20
Views: 1878

Re: Rocky 4

Did you know that the average heavyweight punches at 700 pounds per square inch, Drago punches at 2000 pounds per square inch.
by harpers_perm
Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Germany out as the rest of Europe celebrates
Replies: 69
Views: 4541

Re: Germany out as the rest of Europe celebrates

Ludwig Beethoven, Boris Becker, Adolf Hitler, Anne Frank, that camp German Colonel from Allo Allo, Ribbentrop your boys took one hell of a beating....
by harpers_perm
Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hardest Pre-Season I have done - Arfield
Replies: 59
Views: 5553

Re: Hardest Pre-Season I have done - Arfield

Par for the course comment.

In a couple of years when he moves to his next club, McBoggan Academicals in the Cowdenbeath Alliance he'll be saying exactly the same thing.
by harpers_perm
Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Spain draw. Portugal draw. We can win this tournament
Replies: 36
Views: 2155

Re: Spain draw. Portugal draw. We can win this tournament

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Hahaha, love it mate. A comedian. Listen bud, i'm as big an optimist as the next man but you are on DRUGS
We still stand a better chance than f4cking Scotland.
by harpers_perm
Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Boeteng - shoes
Replies: 20
Views: 2509

Re: Boeteng - shoes

I suppose it’s difficult these days for commentators to say outright ‘Boateng is one of them gays’ hence the reference to shoes.