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Really good that so thanks. He didnt like Stan did he!

Have subscribed so will look out for more.

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Another one who has focused on himself. 1. I've lost 49Ibs since April through exercise, low carb diet and virtually cutting out drinking. I keep a daily log to keep me motivated so know that since April I've cycled 1019 miles, ran 245 miles, country walks of 387 miles. The mental benefits of cuttin...

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I only think of 3 things when I hear Stockport County. 1. The classic pub machine question from the late 80's - which football ground is closest to the River Mersey 2. The commentary from the 94 play off video 'Ted McMinn the intended man, long ball to Deary the intended man, Davis plays out with Ey...

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Bop wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:53 am
Decent footballer - yeah, ok. He was good in that respect.

Jesus Christ.

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I had a brain tumour a few years ago, following surgery I was left with severe tinnitus, to give you an idea the noise 24 hours a day is as loud as a washing machine, I could be next to a plane taking off and still hear it. At first I was suicidal, researching cures, buying pointless medications unt...

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Vintage Claret wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:30 am
Hopefully he is now occupying a particularly unpleasant place in Hell along with Brady and Hindley, (and there's also a spot reserved for Ian Huntley)

Peter apparently had range of illnesses, let's hope Dr Shipman is on hand to give him the 'once over' when he arrives.

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Yes please.

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Not so much weird but the worst time I ever had at work. I'd gone to get a brew and when I got back to my desk I was told by a colleague that a Mr Simpson (personnel then, now HR) wanted to see me. Now he was a standing joke at work in that no one knew what he looked like because you only ever saw ...

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Of course he made a meal of it, if someone is stupid enough to put an elbow in your head then you'll take advantage. Barnes does it every game, slight nudge in the back then on the floor on is backside with his hands up winning us another free kick, we all laugh at it as it's so blatant. Its 2020, n...

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He actually looks at him first then throws the elbow.

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Dale Winton

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I'm on Red Dead Redemption 2 battling the O'Driscoll posse down at Horseshoe Gulch. Interestingly I've just ran over and killed 2 ladies on a horse and cart, I'd had a couple of Moonshines admittedly. I protested my innocence but the fuzz came and it escalated. I shot 1 copper in the face with my sh...

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I'll be specific here: 1. Bullfighting 2. Boxing 3. Golf (Play it quite badly but obsessed with it) 4. Fishing (For fresh air and to get away from family) 5. Cricket (20 overs only) 6. Darts (Have Dart board in hallway, best 501 check out 74 darts) 7. Snooker (Highest break 14) 8. Baseball (Family i...

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I know for a fact he was a big fan of Barnstoneworth United, back in the day when Haggerty F, Haggery P and Davit took the field. He could name every player since 1946.

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Very frustrating to watch. The defence are excellent, the strikers are pretty potent when given the opportunities but the central 2 are inept. They dont pass forward, dont run forward with the ball and quite honestly look very lightweight. They put a shift in but never seem to take a game by the scr...

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As the match kicked off Barnthorpe fans reflected on the dark days of the past and their last encounter in Ireland. It was the glum days of the 1980’s when Brian Millard was manager and after 3 consecutive 12-0 home defeats (Once against Herefund in front of a crowd of 26) only survived demotion to ...

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Don’t know how to put links on!

However You Tube has the above comedy relating to Bostock Stanley’s infamous 1974 FA Cup run.

Hilarious stuff.

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It’s that time of the month.

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Bovington Tank Museum, a great place to visit if you like Tanks. If you don’t like Tanks then the Bovington Tank Museum isn’t for you as there are a loads of Tanks there, indeed you can’t walk anywhere around the place without bumping into a Tank. Thank Monkey place is just across the road as well. ...

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Next to the giraffe is that the Knight who had his arms and legs chopped off in Monty Pythons Holy Grail?

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Totally agree with the hype comment. You can get an excellent set of Adams irons and hybrids for £250. Many folk spend 2k and it won’t make them any better. The shaft is the key, especially for me. I have a 3 quarter swing to reduce risk and a stiff flex on my driver and hybrids means I hit it strai...

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I've spent hours on this site. Interesting to see how Burnley was.

https://maps.nls.uk/geo/explore/side-by ... ht=BingHyb" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Is it me or are they celebrating like they’ve already got promotion.

Dyche would have gone over to the fans, done the strong jaw pose, waved an arm then f4cked off back into the changing room with the players 5 minutes later.

Derby players are still out there 5 hours after the whistle.

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It’s an odd fact that Coronation Street’s Bruce Jones (Les Battersby) found one of the victims. The victim was the lady where Sutcliffe had realised his error with the new £5 note. After killing her he returned to the undiscovered body realising his mistake and mutilated her in frustration at not be...

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Assistant Director for HMRC, working on this and that. Mid 40’s been here since aged 19!

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About 6 months ago I was walking through Preston town centre. I was going home from the train station when I nipped into Tesco for a bottle of red. When entering I passed a scruff outside with a maingy old dog so on the way out did my morale duty and gave him £1, he said ‘I’m not a f***cking tramp y...

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I work for HMRC (but nothing to do with tax directly!) but POA usually relates to pension adjustments, if they have a work pension it probably relates to some form of top up repayment, especially at the end of the tax year.

Surely a call to their payroll department will explain in seconds.

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What a sh1t fight, mainly on account of De Gale’s tactics of keeping away from Jnr, throwing a stick left then jumping in trying to mount him.

What on earth have De Gales corner been doing in pre-fight to come up with that tactical master plan.

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I had a brain tumour in 2009 and when it was removed they removed everything 'ear related' on one side and it of course left me with one sided hearing. Since then I've had tinnitus that is as loud as a washing machine on full spin at all times, if people heard what I hear they'd be shocked to the co...

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What’s the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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Very sensible appointment. They stand no chance of 4th, probably out of the Champions League and he won’t get the job in the summer. A ‘take a breath and reset appointment’, gets the fans back happy and behind the team, no pressure, no expectations giving the board time to get the big name in. As a ...

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I’ve googled No.3 ‘Watersports’ and it’s nothing like what’s described here.

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The truth re Jamie Bulger is even stranger and if the truth was published it would cause outrage againgst the parents. Oh deary me. The curse of the internet and intellectually challenged brains strikes again. Does this truth also involve Elvis Presley working as a hand painted wooden duck manufact...

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2 obvious omissions. Adolf Hitler - Left Back (occasional midfielder) Burton Albion 1978/79 Adolf Hitler - German Politician with humorous moustache (Around the 1960’s I think) Peter Sutcliffe - Workington Town Centre Half 1946 to 1953 Pete Sutcliffe - Cuban heeled bearded West Yorkshire truck drive...

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Played for 3 hours, very slow at the start but purposely to get you used to the game and controls. in the first 45 minutes I shot and skinned a deer, my horse was run over by a train, I killed a prostitute, shot a posse of 16 men with a shotgun, hog tied a villain and tied him to the back of my hors...

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Go round with a Barry White LP and a bottle of Blue Nun, she’ll be wetter than a submarines number plate within 5 minutes. Be a gentleman, take your time, don’t get your cock out in the first 15 minutes as it may come across as forward. Women love compliments, tell her you like her t1ts and you’ve b...

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When you have to put your reading glasses on to watch porn.

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Bravo to them.

1 defeat in 11 games, 5th place with the same 20 points as Sunderland.

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Congregation please kneel ..... Our Lord who prepares bellow pork in heaven Hallowed be your name Thy Greeks come Thy will be done On the Turf as it wasn’t it Athens Give us this day a cauldron Turf Moor And forgiveness our negativity As we forgive bent referees who conspire against us And lead us n...

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Our fans are the most ‘un-fickle’ there are, even in the midst of our mini crisis last year most fans were just ‘meh... it will come good’.

We are realists.

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That original post is truly f4cking hilarious and a true depiction of someone without any concept of context. Do you think fans of Leeds, Derby, the Sheffield’s, Boros, Sunderland and countless other clubs are moaning about ticketing, disabled facilities and media players. We have a great manager, g...

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I’ve never understood the multitudes of people who get excited and only buy a ticket when there is a big rollover.

I’ve always thought that people like that must think it’s not worth me walking 250 yards to the Newsagents for £3million but it’s definitely worth it for £18million.

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My favourite 2 lamps are the Tiffany Lamp and Bankers Lamp. Both absolute classics, the Tiffany provides a lovely relaxing ambience in any lounge. The Bankers is a more serious piece of furniture ideally placed on a mahogany desk amidst paperwork and a Casio FX82 calculator. I love lamps, not as muc...

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Oh dear that Sanchez had just signed his own death warrant.

Within 48 hours of landing back in Colombia, he’ll be hogtied in the boot of a 17 year old Toyota Starlet and pushed over the nearest bridge.

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I have a sense of impending doom about Pickford.

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Did you know that the average heavyweight punches at 700 pounds per square inch, Drago punches at 2000 pounds per square inch.

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Ludwig Beethoven, Boris Becker, Adolf Hitler, Anne Frank, that camp German Colonel from Allo Allo, Ribbentrop your boys took one hell of a beating....

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Par for the course comment.

In a couple of years when he moves to his next club, McBoggan Academicals in the Cowdenbeath Alliance he'll be saying exactly the same thing.

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Millertime v1.7 wrote:Hahaha, love it mate. A comedian. Listen bud, i'm as big an optimist as the next man but you are on DRUGS

We still stand a better chance than f4cking Scotland.

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I suppose it’s difficult these days for commentators to say outright ‘Boateng is one of them gays’ hence the reference to shoes.

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