Reminded me of this Harry Enfield sketch .... perhaps not so PC today though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
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- Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:28 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dinner Party's Help Needed
- Replies: 36
- Views: 1809
- Mon Sep 25, 2023 11:05 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Last Man Standing
- Replies: 40
- Views: 3166
Re: Last Man Standing
I’m in Tony
- Sat May 28, 2022 4:04 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: FAO ClaretTony Guest Match Reports
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1648
Re: FAO ClaretTony Guest Match Reports
I’m up for doing one or two next season CT
- Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:59 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Now we know Pace made the right decision
- Replies: 44
- Views: 3685
Re: Now we know Pace made the right decision
Dyche will always be someone I will admire for giving me some of the greatest footballing times with my sadly and recently diseased father. But, his time was up 2 years ago. It’s all well having long-term stability in life, but I’m not sure for a club like ours it’s healthy. When Sean came to our cl...
- Sun Apr 17, 2022 10:44 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley Predictor Game - West Ham Away
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2370
Re: Burnley Predictor Game - West Ham Away
West Ham 1 v Burnley 2 - Jay 23 mins
- Mon Mar 21, 2022 7:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Emails from the club
- Replies: 56
- Views: 4037
Re: Emails from the club
I had these emails as well, and thought its less "exciting times" and more "desperate times". It's amateurish at best. You can do better than this BFC.
- Fri Mar 18, 2022 10:48 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Mike Garlick
- Replies: 569
- Views: 33951
Re: Mike Garlick
Do you actually believe that he delivered in finding owners who seem to care about the club? I’d like to think that Pace and ALK can and will be good for our club, but I’m yet to be convinced CT. What I can say with certainty is that Mike Garlick did what was best for Mike Garlick. I don’t think th...
- Mon Mar 14, 2022 12:00 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: REPORT: Problems increase after Brentford loss
- Replies: 31
- Views: 3904
Re: REPORT: Problems increase after Brentford loss
I've missed the last two at Brighton & Palace so was really looking forward to this one. I'm not one to question Dyche but I'm surprised Cork hasn't got back in, We're also missing Ben Mee, our most important player, and Erik Pieters. But we should not have lost that game. Agree CT. I just cannot g...
- Sun Mar 13, 2022 4:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: REPORT: Problems increase after Brentford loss
- Replies: 31
- Views: 3904
Re: REPORT: Problems increase after Brentford loss
Another good day out spoiled by a very bad result. I’m finding it hard to keep going with my support for Dyche with his team choices and tactics. Cork should have played, Jay should have started, McNeil needs dropping.
- Tue Mar 01, 2022 10:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley v Leicester - Player Ratings
- Replies: 77
- Views: 6657
Re: Burnley v Leicester - Player Ratings
Pope 8
Roberts 6
Taylor 4
Tarkowski 7
Mee 5
Brownhill 4
Westwood 3
Lennon 8
McNeill 4
Weghorst 6
Cornet 3
Collins 6
Rodriguez 7
Roberts 6
Taylor 4
Tarkowski 7
Mee 5
Brownhill 4
Westwood 3
Lennon 8
McNeill 4
Weghorst 6
Cornet 3
Collins 6
Rodriguez 7
- Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:55 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Poll: How do you rate our team’s entrance music?
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2667
Re: Poll: How do you rate our team’s entrance music?
It's bloody awful - probably one of the easiest things any club can actually do right is just press play on some stimulating tune when their teams come out, and at a good volume to get the crowd going. How can we possibly get something so simple so very wrong!!
- Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:43 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sack Dyche now
- Replies: 529
- Views: 33663
Re: Sack Dyche now
Stone has been toxic for this club. He is just another ‘Dyche mate’ and I know the club is trying to appoint the right people for the job, rather than the ‘he is a good lad and I will vouch for him’. I think this team and club would be better off without Stone, just my opinion of course ….
- Sat Feb 05, 2022 3:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: RIP to my Dad, a life-long Claret
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3102
Re: RIP to my Dad, a life-long Claret
I’m overwhelmed with messages fellow Clarets. On behalf of our family, thank you so much. A win today please. UTC NNN
- Fri Feb 04, 2022 8:10 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: RIP to my Dad, a life-long Claret
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3102
Re: RIP to my Dad, a life-long Claret
You guys are all amazing on this board. Yes, we have our disagreements, but when push comes to shove, what a Claret and Blue trench we are all in. Thank you from the bottom of our (me and my brothers) hearts. UTC NNN
- Fri Feb 04, 2022 7:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: RIP to my Dad, a life-long Claret
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3102
RIP to my Dad, a life-long Claret
I wanted to share the news that my father, a truly life-long and active supporting Claret sadly passed away at the age of 77 four weeks ago tomorrow Like so many of us, he was responsible for taking me on my first game in the ’70s and my love of football, Burnley Football Club, and being part of a v...
- Tue Jun 08, 2021 10:43 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Need to contact ClaretTony
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1773
Need to contact ClaretTony
Hi Tony - I am keen to get in touch with you directly. What is the best way? Is there an email you can share?
Let me know and thanks.
Let me know and thanks.
- Sun Apr 25, 2021 11:29 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Social Media Boycott - Next Weekend
- Replies: 113
- Views: 8519
Re: Social Media Boycott - Next Weekend
Putting an end to anonymity on the main social media platforms is the ONLY way to stop it. They won’t do it pal. I’m part of a Digital Identity tech business and in weekly discussions with Sanjay at Kick it Out, the EPL and EFL .... I can tell you 100%, big tech social sites don’t give a toss. We t...
- Tue Feb 23, 2021 7:52 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Tiger Woods
- Replies: 52
- Views: 3791
Re: Tiger Woods
Reports suggesting he has had to be cut out and both his legs are broken. Best wishes Tiger, hope he is gonna be ok.
- Sat Feb 20, 2021 6:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: favourite underdog
- Replies: 55
- Views: 3611
Re: favourite underdog
We were seriously lucky today, that's what makes us everyone's favourite underdog ....
- Sat Feb 20, 2021 5:13 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley v West Brom - Player Ratings
- Replies: 105
- Views: 18987
Re: Burnley v West Brom - Player Ratings
Pope 8 Taylor 4 Mee 5 Tarks 8 Lowton 4 McNeil 4 Cork 4 Westwood 3 Browhill 3 Jay 3 Vydra 4 What was that!! I'm ******* furious with the players' ability to do the basic things, like being able to pass a simple ball to one of their own team mates. Would that have happened if the fans were in the grou...
- Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:31 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: AO Seafood
- Replies: 38
- Views: 4266
Re: AO Seafood
Yep - I'd recommend it Rowls. Bought some great scallops and lobster there last Saturday.
- Sat Feb 13, 2021 7:11 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Crystal Palace v Burnley - Player Ratings
- Replies: 84
- Views: 14850
Re: Crystal Palace v Burnley - Player Ratings
Pope 8
Lowton 9
Tarkowski 9
Mee 9
Pieters 8
Guðmundsson 8
Westwood 8
Cork 8
McNeil 9
Barnes 9
Rodriguez 9
Lowton 9
Tarkowski 9
Mee 9
Pieters 8
Guðmundsson 8
Westwood 8
Cork 8
McNeil 9
Barnes 9
Rodriguez 9
- Tue Feb 09, 2021 8:56 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Can't be bothered anymore
- Replies: 145
- Views: 10304
- Tue Feb 09, 2021 7:36 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley v Bournemouth - Player Ratings
- Replies: 83
- Views: 16918
Re: Burnley v Bournemouth - Player Ratings
BPF - 6 Bardsley - 4 Long - 4 Dunne - 5 Glennon - 4 (it would have been a 3 but he was thrown in at the deep end) JBG - 3 Stephens - 3 Benson - 3 McNeil - 5 JayRod - 3 Vydra - 4 Westwood - 6 I've seen us play badly over the years, but that tonight was truly unacceptable. They are lucky fans couldn't...
- Thu Jan 21, 2021 7:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Pool vs The Clarets
- Replies: 637
- Views: 27603
Re: Pool vs The Clarets
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason Dyche is picking Wood and Barnes every game is to show how much we need new signings. There is no other logic, given recent performances and the general feeling from our fans ..... "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over agai...
- Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:16 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Formation change needed
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3641
Re: Formation change needed
_______________Pope_______________ Lowton___Tarks_____Mee______Taylor ________Westwood____Cork_________ Brady________Brownhill_________McNeil _____________Jay Rod _____________ That would be my suggestion for trying a new formation. Given how badly we performed today, even though Dyche said we playe...
- Sat Jan 16, 2021 5:06 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: West Ham v Burnley - Player Ratings
- Replies: 118
- Views: 20784
Re: West Ham v Burnley - Player Ratings
Pope 5 Lowton 6 Tarkowski 5 Mee 5 Pieters 4 Brady 5 Westwood 5 Brownhill 5 Gudmundsson 4 Wood 3 Barnes 3 McNeil 8* Vydra 5 So many poor things stand out from that, I’m afraid. Firstly, it was obvious we picked the wrong team. You cannot keep picking Wood and Barnes with the former especially offeri...
- Sat Jan 16, 2021 4:59 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: West Ham v Burnley - Match Thread
- Replies: 802
- Views: 39195
Re: West Ham v Burnley - Match Thread
I don't think anyone can defend that performance today. Totally devoid of quality. We are in big trouble if we are going to persist with the Wood and Barnes combo as our preferred starting choice. McNeil made a huge difference, but we all know he is quality. I just don't understand why Burnley playe...
- Sat Jan 16, 2021 2:26 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: West Ham v Burnley - Match Thread
- Replies: 802
- Views: 39195
Re: West Ham v Burnley - Match Thread
7th in the Premier League form table based on the last 6 games....... how on earth is that not producing results? Fair challenge Dandeclaret. Our defensive shape is clearly getting us 'results', with Mee, Tarks & Pope, in particular, doing what they do well, but to win games you have to score goals...
- Sat Jan 16, 2021 2:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: West Ham v Burnley - Match Thread
- Replies: 802
- Views: 39195
Re: West Ham v Burnley - Match Thread
I'm not going to knock Dyche as he has been our best manager by far in the 45 years I have been a proud claret. BUT, I just don't get his insistence on persisting with a front line, Wood in particular, that isn't producing results. On Tuesday night against Man UTD, I thought Barnes work around the p...
- Sat Sep 26, 2020 10:01 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley v Southampton - Player Ratings
- Replies: 75
- Views: 14090
Re: Burnley v Southampton - Player Ratings
Pope 6
Bardsley 7
Long 4
Dunne 4
Taylor 7
Brownhill 5
Stephens 4
Westwood 5
McNeil 3
Wood 5
Vydra 3
Bardsley 7
Long 4
Dunne 4
Taylor 7
Brownhill 5
Stephens 4
Westwood 5
McNeil 3
Wood 5
Vydra 3
- Sat Sep 26, 2020 9:57 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: BURNLEY. V. SAINTS
- Replies: 456
- Views: 30730
Re: BURNLEY. V. SAINTS
Never minds fellow supporters, we have injuries to key players and there is nothing you can do about that. You know what, maybe the powers that be could introduce two points in the season where you could buy players to add to your squad to solve such issues ...... oh wait a minute !!
- Sat Sep 26, 2020 9:52 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: BURNLEY. V. SAINTS
- Replies: 456
- Views: 30730
Re: BURNLEY. V. SAINTS
That, I am affraid, was utter garbage.
- Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Taxi for Southgate
- Replies: 32
- Views: 3501
Re: Taxi for Southgate
Oh come on the England football team is boring, predictable, ponderous, overrated and overly obsessed with youth for the sake of it. These players shrink when playing for England and are made to look good for their club teams by the talent around them. As much of knob Grealish is he should have sta...
- Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Denmark vs England
- Replies: 145
- Views: 10950
Re: Denmark vs England
Like what, playing shite on purpose? There is no tactical or strategic plan - Southgate really is just clueless. No, not at all BurnleyFC ... I would hope that no manager or player, England or otherwise, goes out there on the pitch to play shite on purpose. But I do find it highly irritating that c...
- Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:54 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Denmark vs England
- Replies: 145
- Views: 10950
Re: Denmark vs England
What a bag of toss !!!
Stop wasting England fans time - either play to our strengths (he says!), or say - we are going for a tactical and strategic outcome that benefits our stakeholders, members and corporate sponsors ....
Stop wasting England fans time - either play to our strengths (he says!), or say - we are going for a tactical and strategic outcome that benefits our stakeholders, members and corporate sponsors ....
- Thu Aug 13, 2020 8:41 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Any gardener's on here
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3222
Re: Any gardener's on here
Here you go my fellow Claret brothers ..... I am a keen gardener and grow these in absolute abundance .....
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- Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: BFC TRANSFER NEWS SUMMER/AUTUMN 2020 (MUST CONTAIN LINK)
- Replies: 5338
- Views: 725959
Re: BFC TRANSFER NEWS SUMMER 2020(MUST CONTAIN LINK)
I know Matty’s uncle very well - he comes from a very grounded family, with full blooded Italian stock. I have no doubt if we were to get him, our Claret family would not be disappointed. Very much a Dyche player in that he gives it his all.
Hope this one comes off.
Hope this one comes off.
- Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:36 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jon Moss
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1753
Re: Jon Moss
I can't believe I am saying this, but John Moss take a bow. Great performance and can we have that every week please?
- Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:28 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: RATE THE REF - Peter Bankes v Crystal Palace
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1568
Re: RATE THE REF - Peter Bankes v Crystal Palace
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- Sun Nov 03, 2019 10:00 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Realistic transfer targets in January
- Replies: 169
- Views: 9676
Re: Realistic transfer targets in January
From the Sun today .... I give up with today’s amazing journalism .....
“Burnley are heading the queue for Preston midfielder Ben Pearson with both Steven Defour and Jeff Hendrick out of contract at the end of the season.”
“Burnley are heading the queue for Preston midfielder Ben Pearson with both Steven Defour and Jeff Hendrick out of contract at the end of the season.”
- Mon Oct 14, 2019 6:49 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Premier League TV Appearances 2019/20
- Replies: 35
- Views: 5530
Re: Premier League TV Appearances 2019/20
I wonder if the new provider will still do the group discount. With Virgin if you book a group ticket for 3 or more people you can get 20% discount on a lot of tickets. Comes in handy for the London away games. Yeah, not sure jrgbfc. I travel from Preston to London most weeks as I work in the City ...
- Mon Oct 14, 2019 5:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Premier League TV Appearances 2019/20
- Replies: 35
- Views: 5530
Re: Premier League TV Appearances 2019/20
I think the Saturday is the last day for Virgin Correct. Update from Virgin. You might have heard the news that we’ll no longer be operating as Virgin Trains from 8 December 2019. As you can imagine, we’re extremely disappointed by this news. From that date onwards, First Trenitalia will be continui...
- Thu Oct 03, 2019 3:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: England squad announced
- Replies: 51
- Views: 7273
Re: England squad announced
From Sky .... "Eyebrows were raised when Burnley sanctioned Heaton's move to Aston Villa after six years at the club - but Nick Pope has been waiting in the wings and seized his opportunity - surpassing Heaton in the stats in this term. In fact, the stats suggest Pope is England's top goalkeeper and...
- Sat May 04, 2019 7:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Toothache, home remedies
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2846
Re: Toothache, home remedies
Ring the emergency dental service, they are open over the weekend. Call first thing and you should be seen that day buddy. Sat with my Dr lady and this is her business ...
- Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Club statement: Zero tolerance
- Replies: 111
- Views: 12165
Re: Club statement: Zero tolerance
I fully endorse what the club has said on this matter and that any abuse of players should be fully punished. Whilst I don’t want to change the direction of the thread and it perhaps should be diverted elsewhere, but I do take issue with is the wording of the statement. How the club can say they ar...
- Wed Mar 09, 2016 10:36 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: adeola friday
- Replies: 34398
- Views: 2075895
Re: adeola friday
Them