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We actually went back 6 times, the last in 1972.

It definitely happened.

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Everyman cinema in Leeds has gender neutral toilets.

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Towel over the sponsor, put an iron over it on full whack and it should melt it off. Might have glue residue left though.

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Spent some time in Marrakesh in 2010, paid a taxi driver some cash for him to show me some untouristy destinations and up into the Atlas mountains.

Lovely place.

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The fact that the history books will reflect that he played for our club is fantastic in and of itself.

He has won what most of our players never will and had had a long career at the top.

I wish him well.

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Banik Pick, Banik Pico, FCB!

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South West Claret. wrote:I stand corrected.. under 7.

You stand corrected under 7 what?

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My mum never touched me

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Think of it like when you get a call from a Manchester or Leeds number for example and they are clearly not in that part of the country. There will be a software they will use that will just pull a sequence of phone numbers off some list somewhere to use so people who are being called can see them a...

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What a very condescending and unneccesary reply. I can tell you with a degree of certainty that I fully understand civil liberties; perhaps more than you. Several on here who know me, can vouch for my knowledge on the topic. The article details serious violence, and there is reference to the utilis...

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I would imagine it's pronounced "Mahlay"

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morpheus2 wrote:I can only see the first sentence before The Independent's 'free month's trail' thing comes and blocks my screen after I've logged in.....I never got to find out if the women were racists or if the Muslims were actual terrorists.

The women were thrown off the plane for being racist.

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Imploding Turtle wrote:It's so unfair. They were just being journalists too https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/h ... 03636.html

Genius.

They go to a Muslim country and then complain about Muslims at the airport.

Stupid ****.

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warksclaret wrote:My wife is the only one who has access other than me and before you ask I would not ask her to take the points (remember the MP who was jailed for this ??)

Then just toss a coin and whoever loses takes the fine.

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Who else has access to it?

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Except that it's all on an individual basis and excludes serious crimes.

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FactualFrank wrote:Thanks for the reminder. Murder on CCTV is on Quest Red @ 9pm.

Thought you were talking about the children's channel CITV for a second

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I mean it's not on but doesn't seem like anything bad has happened just someone trying to be funny.

Wife should smash her car up or throw her down the stairs when no-one is looking.

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Sorry misread what someone wrote.

At least he's getting on the pitch.

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Hasn't Vydra been playing international so gets a longer break?

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Got off quite lightly.

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Who do we get in as the third choice understudy? A young keeper from the lower leagues?

Hart won't be on the bench all season and with Pope's new contract I imagine he'd be more willing so perhaps Hart is number one and will run his contract down for Pope to take over.

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Think they've already tried this and been knocked back. For Tom you'd be looking at at least 10 million up front with add ons for survival.

One of our 3 has to leave and I guess we'll see who.

I imagine, should Tom go that Hart will be our number 1 again

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I am knocking on a bit but a quick google gave me this “content whose main purpose is to attract attention and encourage visitors to click on a link to a particular web page.” Which seems to fit. I had never heard of Duerte until I clicked his link. I would normally associate it with something that...

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I'm not sure you understand what click bait is if you think this is click bait.

Either that or you're a fan of Duerte

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Wow, he wants asylum in another country. I think the irony meter is going off the charts.

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Edith Watson Ward Burnley general hospital in 1987.

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Be original.

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Steve1956 wrote:Are we such an obnoxious lot at Burnley,that out of all the other 90 clubs only Stoke will deal with us?

No its just that ever since the Cort transfer they've felt guilty ever since.

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Nixon blocked me on twitter the mardy ****.

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You have an ant wife?

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He's certainly younger than Crouch so it makes perfect sense.

I wonder what Boyd is up to?

Or maybe Wallace?

Wouldn't mind a bid in for Shackell too to replace Tarkowski.

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AndrewJB wrote:I don’t see the point for football in one person owning more than one club.

Money

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David Jones for free, 40 million for Tarkowski. What's the problem? Great business.

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Maupay off to Sheffield United

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Had the pleasure of meeting John McCririck at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to Earth and VERY funny.

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Yes. I'm Irish.

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If you're struggling with things mate I'd be glad to chat.

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Even if you're not easily offended don't click on it.

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Nothing anywhere on social media at the moment.

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Crouch tweeted

"Swapping the bench for a sofa for a day a week"

Does that mean he intends to carry on playing?

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Does it actually matter?

Shall we bring back the Gollywog too?

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Surely this can't be as bad a signing as people are making out, if it even happens?

£35 million for Tarks, a seasoned PL pro who can do a job for a year, invest in another CB who can train/develop ready for another PL season in 2020/21.

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I'm still waiting for a chance to go and see Banik Ostrava.

I've been assured of my safety.

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You know you're the true winner, when, just like the man in the video, you're making people do things about you. Keep it up mate.

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The US government offers free airplane rides back to their country of origin if anyone decides they don't like the detention facility. Not many Jews got that offer from Germany. If they don't want to end up in a camp, they should stay home or apply for legal entry. I know their countries might not ...

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Is that the immigrants they know about or the ones they don't know about? It's easier to keep records for people who're there legally by either birth or legal immigration. You'll argue the toss all day long over this, but how many immigrants should the US allow into their country? Should they worry...

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GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Let us know how many people we should allow to move here then.
That's something people like you won't ever answer.

It's not really about want is it? It's more out of necessity to help those who are literally fleeing for their lives.

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There's no such thing as pollution. Its just the earth going through a cycle.

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