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by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 25, 2018 5:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Count Dankula guilty for telling a joke
Replies: 227
Views: 15185

Re: Count Dankula guilty for telling a joke

Fair enough Damo, no worries, I'll take that one back. Hell, I'm no angel.

The thread controlling or mentally ill was aimed at IT, certainly not you. Glad that's cleared that one up.
by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 25, 2018 5:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Madness of Prince Charles
Replies: 40
Views: 6203

Re: The Madness of Prince Charles

Well I'm still waiting for an answer.

There are people on this message board who are really starting to show their true colours now. The UK is an utterly filthy country, lacking in empathy and general decency.

End of an era for me. This message board, like the country, is fake and toxic.

Goodbye.
by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 25, 2018 5:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Count Dankula guilty for telling a joke
Replies: 227
Views: 15185

Re: Count Dankula guilty for telling a joke

Do you have more than one personality? Brainflake Utter vitriol, disgusting response. I dismay at what we've become on this website. Why do you feel the need to have an argument and resort to name-calling on every single thread you 'contribute' to? If people don't agree with your views you usually ...
by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 25, 2018 4:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Existential
Replies: 14
Views: 2605

Re: Existential

love it or not the matrix was a big deal in introducing the concept of the nature of existence to folk.. I'll give it another try. Much respect yTib for your earlier post which got deleted. There's no 'real content' anymore on here, unfortunately. :( This boards days are numbered. It's just going t...
by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Money for Mee
Replies: 153
Views: 21563

Re: ARTICLE: Money for Mee

Even a suggestion of him leaving has my head in bits.

If Mee does leave and returns playing for another club, I'd want to see a claret ovation that leaves him with tears in his eyes.
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Three weeks since the Everton game...
Replies: 11
Views: 3386

Re: Three weeks since the Everton game...

Will there be a predictions thread?

I'm going for 1-0 home win.
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Existential
Replies: 14
Views: 2605

Re: Existential

Hi YesThat.

Never really took to the Matrix.

I always thought that the conspiracy was convincing us that Keano Reeves can act.
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Existential
Replies: 14
Views: 2605

Re: Existential

GordonvaleClaret wrote:Søren Kierkegaard, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Jean-Paul Sartre, Friedrich Nietzsche to name but a couple..
The Possessed and The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoyevsky are must reads.

Can't wack a bit of Russian literature. :D
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ideas to liven up the boat race.
Replies: 45
Views: 5887

Re: Ideas to liven up the boat race.

bfcjg wrote: get the Cox pi22ed.
Make sure you go before you get in the boat. Otherwise stand up and do it over the side.
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Madness of Prince Charles
Replies: 40
Views: 6203

Re: The Madness of Prince Charles

spamalittle wrote:One of his best chums always had a good word for him and helped him when he had matrimonial problems...

...James Saville
I wonder what they do write about Saville in this book. Has he just been written out?
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England fans giving England fans a bad name
Replies: 80
Views: 9033

Re: England fans giving England fans a bad name

Here's a quick impression of our 'do as I say but not as I do' ever transparent thread controller.
Lord Rothbury wrote: sed .
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good economic solutions for England
Replies: 12
Views: 2245

Re: Good economic solutions for England

It doesn't beat the frying pan thread but it's....interesting. :?

The phrasing is understandable, thus far. Seriously though, hope you're well these days Pstotto.
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 24, 2018 7:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good economic solutions for England
Replies: 12
Views: 2245

Re: Good economic solutions for England

Looks like the new range of Pot Noodle.
by boiledclaret
Fri Mar 23, 2018 6:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England fans giving England fans a bad name
Replies: 80
Views: 9033

Re: England fans giving England fans a bad name

It'd be great if Russia kidnapped a few for political bargaining.

We could just laugh and tell them to keep them.
by boiledclaret
Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Open letter to Gareth Southgate
Replies: 37
Views: 4854

Re: Open letter to Gareth Southgate

For a second I thought you were gonna show some humility but you were soon back to your superior better this and better that attitude. Let's face it we have a better ground, better players, more fans and more top class honours. We are a bigger and better club so enjoy your day in the sun whilst it ...
by boiledclaret
Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Count Dankula guilty for telling a joke
Replies: 227
Views: 15185

Re: Count Dankula guilty for telling a joke

The joke might have worked better if he'd said something different, like... I dunno... 'lets go to a Thule society meeting' or 'I hope Eva takes a dump on me tonight' TV has guidelines for this type of thing, yet often offends but gets to issue an apology. YouTube doesn't have that luxury which is w...
by boiledclaret
Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Driverless Uber car kills pedestrian
Replies: 116
Views: 6398

Re: Driverless Uber car kills pedestrian

Happened in Arizona. Are any of these cars on the streets of London? I'm also curious to know how widespread they are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKiKgQIXWAA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
by boiledclaret
Mon Mar 19, 2018 1:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Congratulations President Putin
Replies: 53
Views: 5233

Re: Congratulations President Putin

I'm not promoting him at all, but the influence, positive or negative, is far more than it reasonably ought to be Careful NRC, you have to look at this in black and white terms, otherwise people will tell you to 'go and live in Siberia.' Although, judging by social media this winter, the UK had sim...
by boiledclaret
Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Knowing Me Jack Cork, Knowing You Alan Partridge. A-HA!
Replies: 8
Views: 2305

Re: Knowing Me Jack Cork, Knowing You Alan Partridge. A-HA!

'Could I have some Action man dickey bow tie pasta?
by boiledclaret
Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:04 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Only Southampton..
Replies: 15
Views: 3756

Re: Only Southampton..

Europe would be a feather in our cap, but I'm not so sure I want it. We don't have the biggest squad and we have seen how we have performed with key players missing through injury. It could be a double edged sword. If we make it, then great, if we don't, then we weren't ready. The progression of th...
by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Only Southampton..
Replies: 15
Views: 3756

Re: Only Southampton..

Dilemma for Vokesy. ;)
by boiledclaret
Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: West Ham V Burnley
Replies: 9
Views: 3128

Re: West Ham V Burnley

That was quite entertaining. Decent chaps for Ammers fans as well.
by boiledclaret
Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New to forum
Replies: 31
Views: 4669

Re: New to forum

jdrobbo wrote:Welcome Clogger and Middleton
'What the Dickens?

Welcome dear Clarets. :D
by boiledclaret
Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Remember when Boro became our rivals
Replies: 12
Views: 3598

Re: Remember when Boro became our rivals

They might be back yet, via the play offs. You never know.

Love the Pope quote. Thoughts and words can be very funny. :D
by boiledclaret
Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: New Turf Moor contract for Barnes
Replies: 70
Views: 7935

Re: ARTICLE: New Turf Moor contract for Barnes

My only main criticism of Barnes was his lack of goal threat. He has the lot in his locker but 'goal threat' was always the stumbling block.

He's looked sharper and leaner this season, and much better for it. I reckon it's something that Dyche noticed and has worked on big time.
by boiledclaret
Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jamie Carragher
Replies: 178
Views: 16088

Re: Jamie Carragher

TractorFace wrote:Do you live in the Ukraine?
Yes, it's a bit behind the UK, feels like 1981. ;) No, its good, why do you ask TF?
by boiledclaret
Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jamie Carragher
Replies: 178
Views: 16088

Re: Jamie Carragher

Every other country in the world is so perfect. No, not perfect, those are your words not mine. I remember going to matches as a kid. I don't recall having a dad who was more interested in being famous for 15 minutes, rather than road safety. And I don't recall getting flemmed on by an ex footballe...
by boiledclaret
Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jamie Carragher
Replies: 178
Views: 16088

Re: Jamie Carragher

I feel sorry for the drivers daughter in all of this. Let down badly by two stupid boys.

Thank f*** I'm an exile. What a complete and utter f***wit of a fake failing country the UK unfortunately is.
by boiledclaret
Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Why the need to kick those that are down?
Replies: 56
Views: 6283

Re: Why the need to kick those that are down?

Never had a problem with Reading. I used to work in Berkshire, their fan's seemed decent enough, on the whole. But they deserved all they got with the pitch invasion that day. They were the one's who ran on, all fired up, for some odd reason. Burnley fans simply watched them in bemusement, until the...
by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Barnes goal
Replies: 51
Views: 9632

Re: Barnes goal

Dark Cloud wrote:What about Ashley's finish at city in the cup? That was blistering!
Just for balance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTbF_8tGaQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Barnes goal
Replies: 51
Views: 9632

Re: Barnes goal

Tall Paul wrote:I know Hendrick is currently persona non grata around here, but his goal at Goodison takes some beating.
And a short memory from me as well. Cracking team goal.
by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Barnes goal
Replies: 51
Views: 9632

Re: Barnes goal

Top 3 away looking like, Ward at Chelsea, Defour at Unt and Ash at Spam.
by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 11, 2018 8:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Barnes goal
Replies: 51
Views: 9632

Re: Barnes goal

Down_Rover wrote:Thought Lowtons pass to Wood was as good, or better, than his pass v Everton
Lowton is class. He, Barnes and Mee, among others, have had their best season to date, by my reckoning at least.
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 10, 2018 8:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Barnes and Wood
Replies: 46
Views: 5712

Re: Barnes and Wood

A lot of the link up play was excellent. Granted, they made a poor defense look poor, but they ripped them to bits.
I enjoyed Lennon's miskick for the goal as well, nice bit of deserved luck. :D
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Barnes and Wood
Replies: 46
Views: 5712

Re: Barnes and Wood

Can't argue with that. It was funny watching West Ham blow up as well. :lol:
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 'Ammers versus Mighty Clarets
Replies: 346
Views: 19958

Re: 'Ammers versus Mighty Clarets

IanMcL wrote:Cresswell not predictive text Treadwell!
Treadwells the one lighter on his feet.
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nakhi Wells
Replies: 18
Views: 4236

Re: Nakhi Wells

It's been an odd signing, by the look of things.
by boiledclaret
Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:33 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lennon on the right
Replies: 40
Views: 6545

Re: Lennon on the right

nil_desperandum wrote:Lennon must stay on the right, then Brady on the left when fit, (and Gudmundsson playing inside), and we'll score a lot more goals.
I like the look of that Nil. I'd be surprised if they're all fit and firing at the same time, especially with our luck with wingers, but here's hoping.
by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can we catch Arsenal?
Replies: 36
Views: 3875

Re: Can we catch Arsenal?

If we go to the Emirates still in contention then it'll be an amazing achievement. But it'll be bloody hard going against 12 men.

I personally think Leicester will be the big one.
by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: REPORT: Burnley beat Everton at the double
Replies: 28
Views: 3792

Re: REPORT: Burnley beat Everton at the double

We won, in what I thought was the best home game of the season.

Let's hope Steve can win as well.
by boiledclaret
Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Why no penalty for Williams sending off
Replies: 47
Views: 6805

Re: Why no penalty for Williams sending off

Maybe the OP is a student of social engineering and was trying out his first assignment. ;)

It WAS a penalty and it needs to be discussed on Question Time.
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lennon on the right
Replies: 40
Views: 6545

Re: Lennon on the right

Quicker than I thought he'd be, plus clever skills and a wicked cross.
There was a buzz when he got on the ball today, I like him, quality player.
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Ashley Barnes Fan Club.
Replies: 45
Views: 4591

Re: The Ashley Barnes Fan Club.

I'm surprised he's considered marmite. More top mash from the bash.
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mighty Clarets versus Sticky Toffees
Replies: 309
Views: 12815

Re: Mighty Clarets versus Sticky Toffees

2-0 not coming :D
by boiledclaret
Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Filming good deeds for the homeless
Replies: 32
Views: 2857

Re: Filming good deeds for the homeless

Spot on. That is the sad reality of what our society has become. Social media fuelled zombies who cant wait to film their next big fbook post. I don't like to think I am better than these mindless dregs. I know it. Boyo, I've known people through Fakebook during tragedies who've posted themselves m...
by boiledclaret
Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Risk to life
Replies: 42
Views: 5216

Re: Risk to life

Nothing is spared the wrath from the UK's fear culture.

Now stay in your homes and check your yogurts.
by boiledclaret
Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Time to call time on professiosnal boxing?
Replies: 38
Views: 3204

Re: Time to call time on professiosnal boxing?

A great thread for the snowflakes to gather . Most of the lads I've met in boxing gyms have come from gangs, where they leave behind friends who are in prison or dead. Would it be fair to say that environment is a key issue? I mean, Iron Mike was never really destined to be an anthropologist. I shu...
by boiledclaret
Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: really bad TV
Replies: 66
Views: 6044

Re: really bad TV

Wile E Coyote wrote:It was intended as light hearted observation boiler, I'm not about to top myself because of ITV schedule mate.
Ok, that's a relief, since I enjoy your well put rants. And of course your accurate score predictions. ;)
by boiledclaret
Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: really bad TV
Replies: 66
Views: 6044

Re: really bad TV

Me too, a lot of the time. What I'm saying is, control 'it', don't let it control you.
by boiledclaret
Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: really bad TV
Replies: 66
Views: 6044

Re: really bad TV

looks like its me , you and cricketfields then. Run for the hills !!!!! I'm in, well sort of, I don't waste my time being gas-lighted by s**t I don't like, I just boycott it instead. I have absolutely no idea what most of those mentioned programmes are. Seriously, why waste your potential (and sani...