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Lancasterclaret wrote:Hahahahaha!

You need to look that up and read it properly!

What have I said that's factually incorrect? It's all in the EU's own website.

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Pretty obvious it was all setup to make Boris look a knob. What's also pretty obvious is why Luxembourg (Luxembourg) are acting like *****. As 2nd highest recipient of EU funds, they'll feel the pinch more than most.

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Eyres_11 wrote:I'll be there including the airport quicker than it took you to get lost on your way to Cornwall

Still kept it British.

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Should have stayed in Britain lad. **** the EU!

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Can't see owt on social media.

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I don't get this about Soames. Does being Churchill's grandson somehow exempt him from criticism?

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Now confirmed they are being kicked out. Most are very popular with the public who voted for them so that'll be a further 21 seats the Tories will lose (Assuming they stand as independents), in addition to the 13 in Scotland. Popular my arse. Some of those have faced de-selection calls from their m...

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Hilary Benn's Bill Requesting extension: If, by 19 October the government hasn’t had a deal approved or a no deal approved, the PM must ask for an extension to 31 January 2020 If either a deal or a no-deal motion is passed between 19 October and 31 October, the PM can change or withdraw the request...

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Me and the missus were in absolute stitches at the scene where the doctor tells Vinnie he has a knee fetish. Brilliant.

Ps: I'd do time to get a sniff of Michelle Keegans knickers.

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Eyres_11 wrote:Confronted fans in the lower longside at the end of the game.

He was dreadful last night.

Yeah *****, what happened?

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I'm guessing people thought it would be best saving a few quid, rather than wasting it on the inevitable cup exit.

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Saved myself a few quid tonight.

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https://t.co/HUrXBKeVB2

Drat.

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https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... -expulsion

Where were they yesterday? Another bunch of chancers by the looks of it.

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I think the clubs phone line is permanently down. I was trying to get through yesterday on numerous occasions and it just rang out. A regular occurance.

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Weren't all the FBPE crowd jumping for joy last week when it was suggested that Ken Clarke could be made temporary PM in a remain alliance? Where's the democratic mandate they all so crave for that?

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I watched us in a cup game there under Cotterill. Can't remember the score though.

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I think Mr Dale will need to watch his back in the not to distant future.

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Be fairly gutted if Bolton survive this.

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ClaretTony wrote:Neither Vokes nor Ward making the 18

Ward wasn't even on the bench in midweek.

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Burnleyareback2 wrote:Balon d’Or alert!! Another thread about how great this player is!!!

Just needs to look like he is arsed when he gets a chance.

Looked reyt enough when I've seen him play.

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He couldn't get a run out in the 2 home friendlies, not likely to get minutes in the cup.

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He's turned down an offer to sell the club

https://bbc.in/2ZgFO3F

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ZizkovClaret wrote:By being gay or left wing? Which is it?

Why can't it be because he's a bellend who could have mouthed off 1 too many times?

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I love Laura Woods.

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He's committed atrocities in Syria and now he's facing Syrian justice. Fair play I say. If you wanna go to the other side of the world and act like a ****, you deserve to face the consequences.

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Get in...... 25 consecutive seasons that a Burnley fan has suggested playing a full back as a winger. 25 consecutive seasons, where except for absolute necessity due to injury no manager has done it. Didn't Laws start Edgar at left back and Fox on the wing in the away game against Fulham, or have I...

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Best left back of the Premier League era imo.

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Django Unchained is on Sky Cinema. That's tonight's viewing sorted.

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Next time you need a number 1 or 2, just do it in that massive puddle. Before long, a giant floater might find its way to the Chairman's gob.

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He's a jack of all trades, master of none type player. If he doesn't mind being a squad player, keep him.

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Great party track.

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That'll do.

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Been completed according to SamWallace on Twitter.

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Announce please!

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Too perfumery (if that's a word) for my taste.

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ClaretTony wrote:That's why we employ people who know what they are doing rather than people like yourself who are genuinely baffled.

Our recruitment approach is baffling though. How long has Dyche known we've needed a midfielder for? It's just the same every single window.

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Maybe we should just take the recruitment team from Stoke and Leeds.

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Journalist on Twitter saying Sheffield United also in for Brownhill. If we really wanted him, there's no excuse to be outdone by them lot.

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He wears an alice band now, so sign him up.

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Jones will end up signing and all the happy clappers will be cheering it as a new signing. A fairly sad state of affairs where it even looks like a possibility.

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Tall Paul wrote:Shouldn't we wait until the end of the season to judge our transfers then?

During the transfer window, people say 'judge us when the windows shut'. Rinse and repeat.
If we don't add to our squad, we've had a shocker.

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IanMcL wrote:Our central midfielders main duty, is to stem the flow.

Or create it.

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joey13 wrote:At this rate we be lucky to sign Emo Philips , now he was one annoying bar steward

More chance of buying a Phillips screwdriver than completing this signing.

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Down_Rover wrote:Well we know from other threads that Tarks was nowhere near Leicester over the weekend.

I am hanging my hoes on Leicester not wanting to pay £40m

That's no way to treat your employees.

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I wouldn't be disappointed if Gibson started the season, but only if any Tarks money was reinvested in the midfield area.

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I'm not a massive Hendrick fan, but if he needs to be sold to fund an incoming signing, then something isn't right.

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Whatever is going on with Vydra just isn't right.

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Ground looks empty.

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People would think we were based in Russia, not Lancashire. No excuses for not getting players in.

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