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by Chobulous
Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Danny Dyer "The Wall"
Replies: 51
Views: 2065

Re: Danny Dyer "The Wall"

houseboy wrote:Absolutely this. Dyer can’t act, he just plays himself all the time. When you see him interviewed all you get is Mick Carter and vice versa. Terrible.

Can’t fully agree here. What he plays is what he thinks he is- cockney hard man. Cockerney charicature more like
by Chobulous
Sat Oct 12, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Karen Carney
Replies: 23
Views: 1451

Re: fidelcastro's Misogyny Thread

Rowls wrote:This can stay here as a monument to misogyny.

A monument to hypocrisy or an attempt to be down there with the lads, I can’t decide which
by Chobulous
Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Scottish Football - Nothing Without the Old Firm.
Replies: 13
Views: 799

Re: Scottish Football - Nothing Without the Old Firm.

Got to disagree with the title. Scottish football is nothing even with the Old Firm.
by Chobulous
Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:27 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Mix Bar and Nightclub.
Replies: 32
Views: 1802

Re: The Mix Bar and Nightclub.

Sorry but I just don't recognise this place being described in this thread. I was brought up in the 60s and have spent most of my life in Burnley. From 1970 up until a few years ago I was going out every weekend. Sure you would see a fight every now and then but nowhere near on the scale being descr...
by Chobulous
Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rooney v Vardy
Replies: 56
Views: 2829

Re: Rooney v Vardy

Cat fight
by Chobulous
Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joker
Replies: 42
Views: 3000

Re: Joker

Lord Beamish wrote:Is he Keyser Söze?


Ask Vino Blanco
by Chobulous
Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Colonoscopy
Replies: 59
Views: 1825

Re: Colonoscopy

The worst part is the laxative and drinking it. It does taste vile but if you mix it up with chilled water and keep it chilled it makes it more palatable. The colonoscopy itself is over quickly, if you’re nervous about it, take the option of sedation as you won’t feel a thing (apart from getting th...
by Chobulous
Sat Oct 05, 2019 8:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Diane Abbott stands in for Corbyn on PMQ
Replies: 118
Views: 4301

Re: Diane Abbott stands in for Corbyn on PMQ

Corky wrote:Wow, morpheus just took virtue signalling to a whole new level. I wonder if he/she wakes up in the morning and scours social media and the like for something to be offended by.

I’m pretty sure that a massive WHOOOOOSH is in order here
by Chobulous
Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Liberals are better people, study shows
Replies: 44
Views: 1274

Re: Liberals are better people, study shows

Good to see you’ve finally got a handle upon how to spell that word, Wrongo. Interesting that you’ve gone for the American English spelling. Is that in homage to the great self-agrandiser himself, Donald Trump? He’s got some funny ideas about Democracy, too. Forget the ball play the man anyway you ...
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A Brexit Parallel!
Replies: 13
Views: 900

Re: A Brexit Parallel!

Talk about clutching at straws
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pet dogs kill owner
Replies: 43
Views: 2032

Re: Pet dogs kill owner

Bosscat wrote::shock: is it not a gravity defying dog then :shock:

Nobody should have IT as a forte.

Lets face facts IT is better kept right out of these threads Chobber m8 ;)


Keep IT out of life in general if I can, I'm fed up of 5 year-olds laughing at me
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pet dogs kill owner
Replies: 43
Views: 2032

Re: Pet dogs kill owner

Found out the picture of the leaf was too big. 4.8 MB whatever that means. The leaf was shaped like a christmas tree.
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Simple pleasures...
Replies: 74
Views: 3270

Re: Simple pleasures...

RMutt wrote:Finishing The Times crossword. Although today it did take me nearly 30 minutes.


30 minutes to colour in all the white squares. Not bad
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pet dogs kill owner
Replies: 43
Views: 2032

Re: Pet dogs kill owner

Bosscat wrote:Amazing dog defies gravity by being on the wall

If you've seen the dendrologists thread you will already be aware that IT is not my forte
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pet dogs kill owner
Replies: 43
Views: 2032

Re: Pet dogs kill owner

This mutt has ideas above hisstation

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by Chobulous
Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:43 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dendrologists
Replies: 30
Views: 1185

Re: Dendrologists

Nope it won't work so I'm giving up.
by Chobulous
Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dendrologists
Replies: 30
Views: 1185

Re: Dendrologists

Try again
by Chobulous
Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:27 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dendrologists
Replies: 30
Views: 1185

Re: Dendrologists

Should be one but it didn't work. Give an old technophobe a bit of leeway.
by Chobulous
Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dendrologists
Replies: 30
Views: 1185

Dendrologists

Any tree lovers out there know what sort of tree this leaf is from
by Chobulous
Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Liverpool hack City's transfer database
Replies: 5
Views: 807

Re: Liverpool hack City's transfer database

Cyber- burgling. Even scousers move with the times.
by Chobulous
Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Clarke Carlisle
Replies: 21
Views: 3218

Re: Clarke Carlisle

ClaretTony wrote:Someone benefited though when he served his suspension.

I didn’t even know about that second red card until I got home and Sky never picked up on it.

2 play off finals, 4 opposition players sent off. We don’t deserve to be where we are :lol:
by Chobulous
Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:08 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Peter Beardsley
Replies: 72
Views: 2550

Re: Peter Beardsley

What I find sad about this whole episode is the fact that it has taken a single accusation of racism to bring this man to book while the numerous accusations of extreme bullying were ignored for years.
by Chobulous
Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Paying For A Hotel in ROI
Replies: 23
Views: 1655

Re: Paying For A Hotel in ROI

take the money out of the bank, wrap it in cling film, sellotape it up with a whole roll of sellotape, put it in an envelope, stick it down, wrap the envelope in cling film, sellotape it up with a whole roll of sellotape, put it down your underpants and leave it there until you arrive at the hotel r...
by Chobulous
Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Which parts of the body are most pleasurable to scratch
Replies: 21
Views: 2185

Re: Which parts of the body are most pleasurable to scratch

Nothing breaks your concentration more than an itchy backside, so relieving that wins it for me.
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Does anyone here read the Sun newspaper?
Replies: 51
Views: 2759

Re: Does anyone here read the Sun newspaper?

bfcjg wrote:What if you are a gay dyslexic


BGLT if you don't mind
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The French law is an ass..
Replies: 23
Views: 2005

Re: The French law is an ass..

Bosscat wrote:Fecksake are you for real :lol: :lol: :lol:

Its no wonder the world is going to hell in a hand basket......

Eddie likes to signal that he ticks all the boxes
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The French law is an ass..
Replies: 23
Views: 2005

Re: The French law is an ass..

Couldn't happen over here. The courts would conclude the he was "on a frolic of his own"
by Chobulous
Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: wow !! how good are scotland thesedays ?
Replies: 32
Views: 2736

Re: wow !! how good are scotland thesedays ?

Steve1956 wrote:Arbroath smokies are lovely but they repeat on you for months on end :lol:

Bit like Nicola Sturgeon, except she is still repeating on everybody after 5 years
by Chobulous
Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: wow !! how good are scotland thesedays ?
Replies: 32
Views: 2736

Re: wow !! how good are scotland thesedays ?

Yawn.....my wife is Scottish,I live up in Fife,this stereo typing of the Scottish people is Laughable,my wife cooks me some beautiful meals and in the time I've been with her she has never dished me anything up deep fried especially a Mars Bar,save your insults for the **** that lives south of the ...
by Chobulous
Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: wow !! how good are scotland thesedays ?
Replies: 32
Views: 2736

Re: wow !! how good are scotland thesedays ?

Bosscat wrote:I wouldn't say they have a chip on their shoulder (more a bag of spuds :D )


Whatever they have on their shoulders you can guarantee it will have been deep fried.
by Chobulous
Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:02 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: E Cigs
Replies: 54
Views: 2833

Re: E Cigs

IanMcL wrote:Actually, the opposite!

I suggest a massive WHOOSH might be in order here.
by Chobulous
Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:51 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: wow !! how good are scotland thesedays ?
Replies: 32
Views: 2736

Re: wow !! how good are scotland thesedays ?

used to be a real rivalry in the olden days of the home international championship days, plenty of great individual players and just the qualification issues to contend with. Occasionally they made a breakthrough, but failed. Nowadays they are a comedic team of misfiring duds, managed by similarly ...
by Chobulous
Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:33 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A Confession [TV] Tonight 9pm
Replies: 14
Views: 2396

Re: A Confession [TV] Tonight 9pm

JohnMac wrote:Looking forward to episode 2 and already trying to work out who the guilty party is without resorting to Google!

Joe Absolom, it's a matter of history
by Chobulous
Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:28 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Paxman: Why Are Our Politicians So Crap (CH 5 9 PM)
Replies: 15
Views: 1451

Re: Paxman: Why Are Our Politicians So Crap (CH 5 9 PM)

Along comes a party leader who is the antithesis of what you've described, and the establishment do their utmost to discredit him. Does this make the picture clearer? FFS he has spent his whole time in parliament up until he was made leader being a self indulgent prick with a 6th form debating soc....
by Chobulous
Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ed Sheeran accused by Wiley of 'using grime to look good'
Replies: 41
Views: 1501

Re: Ed Sheeran accused by Wiley of 'using grime to look good'

Blade Runner 2049 made $259.2m at the box office. The same year, Transformers: The Last Knight made $605.4m. There's no metric - literally none - by which Transformers: The Last Knight can be considered a better film than Blade Runner 2049. Absolutely no aspect of the Transformers movie is better t...
by Chobulous
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ed Sheeran accused by Wiley of 'using grime to look good'
Replies: 41
Views: 1501

Re: Ed Sheeran accused by Wiley of 'using grime to look good'

yTib wrote:facts?

jesus. sorry to touch a nerve with you radio 1 listeners.


I’m happy to admit I’m no longer au fair with the edgier broadcasters but one fact you have proved is that even smugness is subjective.
by Chobulous
Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ed Sheeran accused by Wiley of 'using grime to look good'
Replies: 41
Views: 1501

Re: Ed Sheeran accused by Wiley of 'using grime to look good'

yTib wrote:i haven't missed anything pal.

merely expressing an opinion. if you want to live a life where everyone agrees with everyone else and yet keeps it to themselves then maybe it's you who is missing something.


Whoosh
by Chobulous
Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ed Sheeran accused by Wiley of 'using grime to look good'
Replies: 41
Views: 1501

Re: Ed Sheeran accused by Wiley of 'using grime to look good'

apples and oranges my friend. success in sport is absolute. success in art is much more complicated. but if you actually like ed sheeran then crack on. edit: or wiley and stormzy for that matter. all three are utter gash. They are gash to you mate, to others they are the epitome of entertainment. I...
by Chobulous
Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wonderwall
Replies: 30
Views: 1763

Re: Wonderwall

That makes about as much sense as the song does
by Chobulous
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Music, blast from the past.
Replies: 7
Views: 869

Re: Music, blast from the past.

The Enclosure wrote:I wonder what Mick Cookson is up to these days ?


Probably still looking for people wearing sports socks
by Chobulous
Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Minor gripe
Replies: 58
Views: 5046

Re: Minor gripe

Chips and mushy peas, vegan food at its best
by Chobulous
Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:40 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anti football at Arsenal this season?
Replies: 8
Views: 801

Re: Anti football at Arsenal this season?

I agree with this. With Chelsea, United and Arsenal all going through a bit of a transition period I really think the likes of Leicester and Everton could be pushing for top 6 this season. Hopefully anyway, breaks up the tedium of the same top 6 every year. And that says everything about the Premie...
by Chobulous
Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:36 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Smart Meter
Replies: 51
Views: 1768

Re: Smart Meter

Just a bit of info, the company that makes the vast majority of these meters is in the process of moving most of its production to Romania and the far east putting 300+ people out of work in Stockport and a shed load more in Peterborough. I was made redundant in Feb this year but luckily I had plann...
by Chobulous
Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Luton v Boro
Replies: 64
Views: 2317

Re: Luton v Boro

Assombalonga what an utter fecking donkey. How were we ever linked to him however briefly
by Chobulous
Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Favourite covers
Replies: 71
Views: 3115

Re: Favourite covers

Lord Beamish wrote:
‘A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall’ Brian Ferry - Bob Dylan.


Ridiculous
by Chobulous
Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anti semetism
Replies: 486
Views: 16284

Re: Anti semetism

Imploding Turtle wrote:Antisemitism is racism, i think we all agree.

So, if the a Labour MP told Jewish people to go back to Israel, would that be antisemitic?

Yes, because the inference would be the the Labour MP didn’t want them here.
by Chobulous
Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Nugent taking his smile back to Deepdale
Replies: 31
Views: 2555

Re: ARTICLE: Nugent taking his smile back to Deepdale

Fretters wrote:Scored in every game in played for England, not many players can say that! A proper worldie too, from memory.

Missed a sitter then stole a goal from Defoe
by Chobulous
Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Speeding Conviction Where Photo Inconclusive
Replies: 62
Views: 3296

Re: Speeding Conviction Where Photo Inconclusive

Just fecking man up and take your medicine you absolute tosspot
by Chobulous
Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Well I've finally done it!
Replies: 95
Views: 7439

Re: Well I've finally done it!

MACCA wrote:Nope just on the puppy pads, so far so good, although if hes picking a floor in future I hope it's the laminated kitchen floor and not my nice newish pile in the front room...


You’ll probably find a nice newish pile every day
by Chobulous
Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anarchists
Replies: 11
Views: 772

Re: Anarchists

Bosscat wrote:The Dyslexic Agnostic refuses to believe in the existence of Dog

And the Insomniac Dyslexic Agnostic lies awake all night thinking about it.

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