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by Chobulous
Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mucky Pups Rishton
Replies: 23
Views: 2190

Re: Mucky Pups Rishton

Funkydrummer wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:45 pm
Brilliant MACCA, I couldn't have put it better myself.

Well done. :D
You can’t leave a dog in a house on its own all day. If both people work in a household you need an alternative to leaving the dog on its own. It’s that simple.
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mucky Pups Rishton
Replies: 23
Views: 2190

Re: Mucky Pups Rishton

MRG wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 11:05 am
Presuming that you don’t have kids?
Or work full time
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What are your plans for 2020?
Replies: 41
Views: 855

Re: What are your plans for 2020?

Semi retirement. Got an interview for a 6 month contract in early Jan, if successful I should clear £30k after tax, then a long holiday somewhere hot for me and Mrs Chob in August.
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mucky Pups Rishton
Replies: 23
Views: 2190

Re: Mucky Pups Rishton

We send our dog to Shuttlewoof Hall at Altham. He loves it, best thing we have ever done. Very reasonable prices as well.
by Chobulous
Sun Dec 15, 2019 3:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Second Scottish Referendum
Replies: 86
Views: 2717

Re: Second Scottish Referendum

having a business with depots in Scotland and speaking to them quite frequently its amazing when you ask them what they think there getting are more importantly keeping. they think they keep sterling, ive explained that is not necessarily so and what ever currency will be subject to the markets the...
by Chobulous
Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Corbyn....should he resign immediately?
Replies: 54
Views: 1631

Re: Corbyn....should he resign immediately?

BennyD wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:33 am
The angler asked if he could have his hook line and sinker back. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Angler my @rse. Reference to “window lickers “ and the use of female genitalia as a pejorative term is brainless and Neanderthal in any context.
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 14, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Second Scottish Referendum
Replies: 86
Views: 2717

Re: Second Scottish Referendum

Unfortunately they would always vote for dependence
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 14, 2019 9:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Corbyn....should he resign immediately?
Replies: 54
Views: 1631

Re: Corbyn....should he resign immediately?

Of course he shouldn’t, he is the best thing that has that has happened to the Tories in years. Just imagine the offspring of that c*nt and Abbott; I doubt it would have enough intelligence to lick a window. I reckon Boris made a reasonably good speech yesterday with regards to building bridges. Br...
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 14, 2019 8:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody democracy
Replies: 29
Views: 2225

Re: Bloody democracy

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 10:23 am
Love the irony of Chob sniping at me from er, the safety of his keyboard. Brave lad, that one. :lol:
Just for the record I wasn’t sniping at you.

I was laughing at you.

You are beyond parody
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 14, 2019 4:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody democracy
Replies: 29
Views: 2225

Re: Bloody democracy

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 10:23 am
Love the irony of Chob sniping at me from er, the safety of his keyboard. Brave lad, that one. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Chobulous
Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody democracy
Replies: 29
Views: 2225

Re: Bloody democracy

Padiham today, tomorrow the world
by Chobulous
Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Next labour leader?
Replies: 553
Views: 16737

Re: Next labour leader?

The likes of Milne, Murray, Lansman et al are not interested in picking a candidate who can win an election. They have no interest in running the country, they just want to run the Labour Party. They want to maintain the purity of their Marxist dogma. Root and branch reform must start with getting r...
by Chobulous
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody democracy
Replies: 29
Views: 2225

Re: Bloody democracy

Rubstuds wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:29 am
Interesting. I wonder if Mr.Zimmerman ( now he's over 55) would buy into the lyrical switch. I rather think he would.
He always rejected the idea that he spoke for a generation
by Chobulous
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody democracy
Replies: 29
Views: 2225

Re: Bloody democracy

claret2018 wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:57 am
Are you Pstotto in disguise?
Come sons and daughters throughout the land,
Don’t criticise what you can’t understand,
Your mothers and fathers are beyond your command.
by Chobulous
Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody democracy
Replies: 29
Views: 2225

Bloody democracy

So that’s what democracy gets you. Bloody thick, northern, gammon boomers not doing as they are told by their intellectual betters and voting for the wrong thing. What’s needed now is a campaign of direct action to reverse this result. A call to arms. Stock up on the milk shakes and choose your targ...
by Chobulous
Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Duckinfield not guilty
Replies: 95
Views: 2623

Re: Duckinfield not guilty

In this country the tests for the tort of negligence in civil law are: A duty of care must exist That duty must be broken The breaking of the duty resulted in harm It must be reasonably foreseeable that harm would result Accepting that this was a criminal case to convict on gross negligence manslaug...
by Chobulous
Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Duckinfield not guilty
Replies: 95
Views: 2623

Duckinfield not guilty

Verdict just in
by Chobulous
Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:45 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Buried or cremated
Replies: 34
Views: 1331

Re: Buried or cremated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfBdMXhpQnU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
John Prince had it right
by Chobulous
Thu Nov 21, 2019 4:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: General Election Is On
Replies: 5094
Views: 78190

Re: General Election Is On

Lowbankclaret wrote:
When does working class become middle class???

When they start voting Tory
by Chobulous
Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wales vs Hungary / Boris vs Corbyn
Replies: 21
Views: 803

Re: Wales vs Hungary / Boris vs Corbyn

Aclaret wrote:Who won the Boris/ Corbyn fight ?
Definitely not Corbyn’s image coach. Those glasses FFS.
by Chobulous
Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BREAKING NEWS: Paul McCartney
Replies: 94
Views: 3874

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Paul McCartney

dougcollins wrote:So do you like him or not?
Granny music
by Chobulous
Fri Nov 15, 2019 12:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Great headers
Replies: 50
Views: 1499

Re: Great headers

I seem to remember a game against Sheffield United. We went one down, then equalised just before half time. In the second half Derek Scott scored from a diving header at the end of a sweeping end to end move. We won 3 v 1
by Chobulous
Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Classic Rock Tracks for Old Farts
Replies: 108
Views: 2275

Re: Classic Rock Tracks for Old Farts

Funkydrummer wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWmD_HcOcfU

J.J. Cale - (have a guess :D )
The man Eric Clapton desperately wanted to be
by Chobulous
Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saracens
Replies: 7
Views: 511

Re: Saracens

You can’t skirt narrowly around a rule. A rule is a rule. You either obey a rule or break it.
by Chobulous
Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:33 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sir Lindsay Hoyle
Replies: 46
Views: 2092

Re: Sir Lindsay Hoyle

Imploding Turtle wrote:Tories forced out a Tory speaker because he wasn't Brexity enough and got a Labour speaker as replacement. lol
I thought the whole point was that the speaker is supposed to be impartial, so what exactly is the point you are trying to make?
by Chobulous
Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Have you ever left a Clarets game early?
Replies: 150
Views: 4563

Re: Have you ever left a Clarets game early?

Every game so that I can get out without having to queue for ages. I always leave with 2 minutes of extra time to go and watch the end in the concourse. That way when the final whistle blows I am on my way to my car which is parked on Pheasandford Green, 15 minutes away. I want to watch a match, not...
by Chobulous
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Worst programmes currently on TV?
Replies: 11
Views: 608

Re: Worst programmes currently on TV?

Eastenders. Cockneys screaming at each other for 30 minutes nearly every weekday night. Absolutely ludicrous idiots trying to act like hard men. Everybody threatening everybody else. FFS
by Chobulous
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Meghan
Replies: 37
Views: 1497

Re: Meghan

Cleveleys_claret wrote:She has played a worldie by marrying the most fragile royal. Harry has got serious issues. Wouldnt surprise me if he denounced his role or title in the next couple of years and we disappeared off the face of the earth
Why, you planning to elope with him.
by Chobulous
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Worst ever sitcom
Replies: 126
Views: 4053

Re: Worst ever sitcom

I was a child of the 60s and I can remember The Dustbin Men and Cowboys, both brilliant at the time. As for bad - anything involving a middle class family, feckless son, loopy neighbour, flustered father, matriarch mother. In other words typical formulaic British sitcom
by Chobulous
Fri Oct 25, 2019 11:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Songs you just cannot listen to
Replies: 40
Views: 1146

Re: Songs you just cannot listen to

Anything shouted by Whitney Houston
Paul McCartney’s granny music
Any theft of someone else’s talent perpetrated by Bryan Ferry, in fact anything involving Bryan Ferry
Believe - Cher
by Chobulous
Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Replies: 105
Views: 2426

Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard

Imploding Turtle wrote:Our national anthem.
Great song. I particularly like the sentiments expressed eg rebellious Scots to crush
by Chobulous
Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The best song you have ever heard
Replies: 102
Views: 2385

Re: The best song you have ever heard

Steve1956 wrote:I'll go "A day in the life" by the Beatles.
Strong contender but for the middle bit.
by Chobulous
Tue Oct 22, 2019 3:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Begum ‘risk of hanging’
Replies: 513
Views: 11938

Re: Begum ‘risk of hanging’

claret3561 wrote:Making a bad decision is deciding to support barstewards not sat round a campfire with a bag of severed heads and gloating about it
Capital punishment is wrong. Full stop
by Chobulous
Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Danny Dyer "The Wall"
Replies: 68
Views: 3834

Re: Danny Dyer "The Wall"

houseboy wrote:Absolutely this. Dyer can’t act, he just plays himself all the time. When you see him interviewed all you get is Mick Carter and vice versa. Terrible.
Can’t fully agree here. What he plays is what he thinks he is- cockney hard man. Cockerney charicature more like
by Chobulous
Sat Oct 12, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Karen Carney
Replies: 23
Views: 1729

Re: fidelcastro's Misogyny Thread

Rowls wrote:This can stay here as a monument to misogyny.
A monument to hypocrisy or an attempt to be down there with the lads, I can’t decide which
by Chobulous
Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Scottish Football - Nothing Without the Old Firm.
Replies: 13
Views: 4148

Re: Scottish Football - Nothing Without the Old Firm.

Got to disagree with the title. Scottish football is nothing even with the Old Firm.
by Chobulous
Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:27 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Mix Bar and Nightclub.
Replies: 32
Views: 2203

Re: The Mix Bar and Nightclub.

Sorry but I just don't recognise this place being described in this thread. I was brought up in the 60s and have spent most of my life in Burnley. From 1970 up until a few years ago I was going out every weekend. Sure you would see a fight every now and then but nowhere near on the scale being descr...
by Chobulous
Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rooney v Vardy
Replies: 56
Views: 3329

Re: Rooney v Vardy

Cat fight
by Chobulous
Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joker
Replies: 42
Views: 4848

Re: Joker

Lord Beamish wrote:Is he Keyser Söze?
Ask Vino Blanco
by Chobulous
Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Colonoscopy
Replies: 63
Views: 2910

Re: Colonoscopy

The worst part is the laxative and drinking it. It does taste vile but if you mix it up with chilled water and keep it chilled it makes it more palatable. The colonoscopy itself is over quickly, if you’re nervous about it, take the option of sedation as you won’t feel a thing (apart from getting th...
by Chobulous
Sat Oct 05, 2019 8:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Diane Abbott stands in for Corbyn on PMQ
Replies: 118
Views: 12283

Re: Diane Abbott stands in for Corbyn on PMQ

Corky wrote:Wow, morpheus just took virtue signalling to a whole new level. I wonder if he/she wakes up in the morning and scours social media and the like for something to be offended by.
I’m pretty sure that a massive WHOOOOOSH is in order here
by Chobulous
Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Liberals are better people, study shows
Replies: 44
Views: 3332

Re: Liberals are better people, study shows

Good to see you’ve finally got a handle upon how to spell that word, Wrongo. Interesting that you’ve gone for the American English spelling. Is that in homage to the great self-agrandiser himself, Donald Trump? He’s got some funny ideas about Democracy, too. Forget the ball play the man anyway you ...
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A Brexit Parallel!
Replies: 13
Views: 1369

Re: A Brexit Parallel!

Talk about clutching at straws
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pet dogs kill owner
Replies: 43
Views: 3783

Re: Pet dogs kill owner

Bosscat wrote::shock: is it not a gravity defying dog then :shock:

Nobody should have IT as a forte.

Lets face facts IT is better kept right out of these threads Chobber m8 ;)
Keep IT out of life in general if I can, I'm fed up of 5 year-olds laughing at me
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pet dogs kill owner
Replies: 43
Views: 3783

Re: Pet dogs kill owner

Found out the picture of the leaf was too big. 4.8 MB whatever that means. The leaf was shaped like a christmas tree.
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Simple pleasures...
Replies: 74
Views: 5033

Re: Simple pleasures...

RMutt wrote:Finishing The Times crossword. Although today it did take me nearly 30 minutes.
30 minutes to colour in all the white squares. Not bad
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pet dogs kill owner
Replies: 43
Views: 3783

Re: Pet dogs kill owner

Bosscat wrote:Amazing dog defies gravity by being on the wall
If you've seen the dendrologists thread you will already be aware that IT is not my forte
by Chobulous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pet dogs kill owner
Replies: 43
Views: 3783

Re: Pet dogs kill owner

This mutt has ideas above hisstation
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by Chobulous
Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:43 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dendrologists
Replies: 30
Views: 2450

Re: Dendrologists

Nope it won't work so I'm giving up.