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by Chobulous
Thu Jul 16, 2020 5:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Most Painful Thing?
Replies: 37
Views: 918

Re: Most Painful Thing?

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 4:49 pm
Sneezing when you have a broken rib. And the terror going through your mind when you realize you are about to sneeze.
If you feel you are going to sneeze, touch the roof of your mouth with your tongue. This should stop you from sneezing.
by Chobulous
Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Most Painful Thing?
Replies: 37
Views: 918

Re: Most Painful Thing?

3 weeks with a kidney stent following an unsuccessful attempt to LASER a kidney stone takes some beating.
by Chobulous
Fri Jun 26, 2020 10:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anti semetism
Replies: 740
Views: 25123

Re: Anti semetism

Enlighten me as to why you think Anti semetism is worse than other forms of racism because you are never as forthcoming in your condemnation when other incidents occur? You may as well turn that around and ask why anti- semitism is a more acceptable form of racism to many as it seems to be however ...
by Chobulous
Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pictures of Pets
Replies: 23
Views: 1001

Re: Pictures of Pets

Benji at 18 months and 8 weeks
by Chobulous
Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Spike Lee - Da 5 Bloods
Replies: 0
Views: 196

Spike Lee - Da 5 Bloods

His new film “Da 5 Bloods” is out on Netflix today. Well worth watching. Owes more than a little bit to “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre” and there’s a homage to Francis Ford Coppola in there, but it contains a valuable history lesson to all the BLM naysayers. Love the way he uses the actor’s curre...
by Chobulous
Fri May 29, 2020 7:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Political compass
Replies: 48
Views: 1299

Re: Political compass

I thought I’d outgrown this
by Chobulous
Wed May 27, 2020 7:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Sky National General Knowledge Test
Replies: 10
Views: 516

Re: The Sky National General Knowledge Test

99 bad guess on International Women’s Day question.10% guesswork for rest.
by Chobulous
Tue May 26, 2020 11:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rate Your Sausage
Replies: 48
Views: 1830

Re: Rate Your Sausage

Edward’s is a good butcher but very expensive
by Chobulous
Sun May 24, 2020 9:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Michael Keane's "Rock Bottom"
Replies: 53
Views: 2934

Re: Michael Keane's "Rock Bottom"

An average player?
I wish I was an average Premier League player.
It would mean that I was an extremely talented footballer.
by Chobulous
Wed May 06, 2020 7:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Best ever female vocalist
Replies: 93
Views: 2392

Re: Best ever female vocalist

Aretha Franklin and Etta James for me
Whitney Houston was nothing but a shouter.
Honourable mentions for Melanie Safka and the London Grammar singer (don’t know her
name)
Janice Joplin did those bluesy vocal gymnastics, something that Robert Plant could never match
by Chobulous
Fri May 01, 2020 12:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your all time top ten
Replies: 59
Views: 2688

Re: Your all time top ten

Different day, different list Working Class Hero - John Lennon You’ve Got Hide Your Love Away - The Beatles Tangled Up In Blue - Bob Dylan How Do You Do - Mouth and McNeal (just something about this one) Have You Ever Seen The Rain - Creedence So Long Marianne - Leonard Cohen With a Little Help From...
by Chobulous
Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your all time top ten
Replies: 59
Views: 2688

Re: Your all time top ten

Chobulous wrote:
Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:48 am

Sam Stone - John Prince
Prine
by Chobulous
Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your all time top ten
Replies: 59
Views: 2688

Re: Your all time top ten

Chimes of Freedom - Bob Dylan A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall - Bob Dylan SOB - Nathaniel Rateliff and the Nightsweats Spit in the Rain - Del Amitri Jimmy Newman - Tom Paxton The Nickel Song - Melanie Safka I Was Only Joking - Rod Stewart Up Around the Bend - Creedence Clearwater Revival Sam Stone - John P...
by Chobulous
Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:32 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sunlight kills Covid virus
Replies: 51
Views: 3080

Re: Sunlight kills Covid virus

Why is it then that two Mediterranean countries are the worst hit in Europe?
by Chobulous
Sat Apr 18, 2020 4:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Never again will I take this for granted...
Replies: 42
Views: 2699

Re: Never again will I take this for granted...

Terrier wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2020 2:04 pm
Short hair!
I got myself some hair clippers from Tesco for £20. Did my own hair on No1 setting this week.
Quite easy to use actually.
I’ll use them weekly now to keep on top of it
by Chobulous
Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Never again will I take this for granted...
Replies: 42
Views: 2699

Re: Never again will I take this for granted...

Absolutely right Tim. I am the same (FFS I have even inadvertantly said thank you to a cash machine on more than one occasion - honestly) but I think more people are being APPRECIATIVE now than ever before - and long may it continue. Just as a question: am I weird or has anyone else ever said thank...
by Chobulous
Wed Apr 08, 2020 12:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: John Prine
Replies: 8
Views: 717

Re: John Prine

This is an anthem for all men who have found a place in their head to go to when the wife gets a bit tetchy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W22vyBpnKiI
by Chobulous
Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:15 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What about the month of May
Replies: 20
Views: 1068

Re: What about the month of May

Hopefully by that point all those who would normally be a work but have now been introduced to the banality of Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby and the daily competitive shrieking of Loose Women will have turned off their TVs in droves causing the TV execs to look at the plummeting viewing figu...
by Chobulous
Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: John Prine
Replies: 8
Views: 717

John Prine

Sadly passed away another COVID 19 victim.
This was one of his best

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OLVWEYUqGew
by Chobulous
Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 39 Beatle songs
Replies: 64
Views: 1470

Re: 39 Beatle songs

I’m so tired
by Chobulous
Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Foods you would only eat at home...
Replies: 31
Views: 1205

Re: Foods you would only eat at home...

Chips and oxtail soup
by Chobulous
Tue Mar 24, 2020 9:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Boris Watch
Replies: 895
Views: 19784

Re: Boris Watch

Yesterday’s message obviously wasn’t clear enough. This is what we have governments for. I could have told them that merely asking people to follow guidelines and the opinion of experts won’t work, because they spent a lot of time trashing experts over the last few years, and the whole economy has ...
by Chobulous
Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is your livelihood at risk due to coronavirus ?
Replies: 97
Views: 3140

Re: Is your livelihood at risk due to coronavirus ?

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:50 pm
Hey, c'mon, LS7, I did offer commiserations to anybody likely to struggle earlier in the thread.

Which bit, boatshed ?

If it's the air ticket thing, yup, I agree I'm probably clutching at straws. :lol:
Tw@t of the millenium
by Chobulous
Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Alternative Conversations
Replies: 22
Views: 654

Re: Alternative Conversations

Claret32yrs wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:37 pm
I'm curious who else gets friction burns when they throttle their firestick?!
You need to stop that or you’ll go blind
by Chobulous
Thu Feb 27, 2020 10:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Storm Jorge
Replies: 26
Views: 2001

Re: Storm Jorge

Tricky Trevor wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:14 pm
Yellow rain warning for Newcastle on Saturday.
It’s yellow snow you need to be careful of
by Chobulous
Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Oxymorons
Replies: 34
Views: 1469

Re: Oxymorons

Even steadier eddy
by Chobulous
Tue Feb 25, 2020 3:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Harvey Weinstein Guilty
Replies: 20
Views: 1665

Re: Harvey Weinstein Guilty

Tribesmen wrote:
Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:35 pm
Think he will die in jail in the end
It’s the bit about “in the end” that he’ll be most worried about
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mucky Pups Rishton
Replies: 23
Views: 2372

Re: Mucky Pups Rishton

Funkydrummer wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:45 pm
Brilliant MACCA, I couldn't have put it better myself.

Well done. :D
You can’t leave a dog in a house on its own all day. If both people work in a household you need an alternative to leaving the dog on its own. It’s that simple.
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mucky Pups Rishton
Replies: 23
Views: 2372

Re: Mucky Pups Rishton

MRG wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 11:05 am
Presuming that you don’t have kids?
Or work full time
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What are your plans for 2020?
Replies: 41
Views: 947

Re: What are your plans for 2020?

Semi retirement. Got an interview for a 6 month contract in early Jan, if successful I should clear £30k after tax, then a long holiday somewhere hot for me and Mrs Chob in August.
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mucky Pups Rishton
Replies: 23
Views: 2372

Re: Mucky Pups Rishton

We send our dog to Shuttlewoof Hall at Altham. He loves it, best thing we have ever done. Very reasonable prices as well.
by Chobulous
Sun Dec 15, 2019 3:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Second Scottish Referendum
Replies: 86
Views: 3032

Re: Second Scottish Referendum

having a business with depots in Scotland and speaking to them quite frequently its amazing when you ask them what they think there getting are more importantly keeping. they think they keep sterling, ive explained that is not necessarily so and what ever currency will be subject to the markets the...
by Chobulous
Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Corbyn....should he resign immediately?
Replies: 54
Views: 1834

Re: Corbyn....should he resign immediately?

BennyD wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:33 am
The angler asked if he could have his hook line and sinker back. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Angler my @rse. Reference to “window lickers “ and the use of female genitalia as a pejorative term is brainless and Neanderthal in any context.
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 14, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Second Scottish Referendum
Replies: 86
Views: 3032

Re: Second Scottish Referendum

Unfortunately they would always vote for dependence
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 14, 2019 9:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Corbyn....should he resign immediately?
Replies: 54
Views: 1834

Re: Corbyn....should he resign immediately?

Of course he shouldn’t, he is the best thing that has that has happened to the Tories in years. Just imagine the offspring of that c*nt and Abbott; I doubt it would have enough intelligence to lick a window. I reckon Boris made a reasonably good speech yesterday with regards to building bridges. Br...
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 14, 2019 8:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody democracy
Replies: 29
Views: 2336

Re: Bloody democracy

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 10:23 am
Love the irony of Chob sniping at me from er, the safety of his keyboard. Brave lad, that one. :lol:
Just for the record I wasn’t sniping at you.

I was laughing at you.

You are beyond parody
by Chobulous
Sat Dec 14, 2019 4:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody democracy
Replies: 29
Views: 2336

Re: Bloody democracy

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 10:23 am
Love the irony of Chob sniping at me from er, the safety of his keyboard. Brave lad, that one. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Chobulous
Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody democracy
Replies: 29
Views: 2336

Re: Bloody democracy

Padiham today, tomorrow the world
by Chobulous
Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Next labour leader?
Replies: 579
Views: 19980

Re: Next labour leader?

The likes of Milne, Murray, Lansman et al are not interested in picking a candidate who can win an election. They have no interest in running the country, they just want to run the Labour Party. They want to maintain the purity of their Marxist dogma. Root and branch reform must start with getting r...
by Chobulous
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody democracy
Replies: 29
Views: 2336

Re: Bloody democracy

Rubstuds wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:29 am
Interesting. I wonder if Mr.Zimmerman ( now he's over 55) would buy into the lyrical switch. I rather think he would.
He always rejected the idea that he spoke for a generation
by Chobulous
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody democracy
Replies: 29
Views: 2336

Re: Bloody democracy

claret2018 wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:57 am
Are you Pstotto in disguise?
Come sons and daughters throughout the land,
Don’t criticise what you can’t understand,
Your mothers and fathers are beyond your command.
by Chobulous
Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bloody democracy
Replies: 29
Views: 2336

Bloody democracy

So that’s what democracy gets you. Bloody thick, northern, gammon boomers not doing as they are told by their intellectual betters and voting for the wrong thing. What’s needed now is a campaign of direct action to reverse this result. A call to arms. Stock up on the milk shakes and choose your targ...
by Chobulous
Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Duckinfield not guilty
Replies: 95
Views: 2835

Re: Duckinfield not guilty

In this country the tests for the tort of negligence in civil law are: A duty of care must exist That duty must be broken The breaking of the duty resulted in harm It must be reasonably foreseeable that harm would result Accepting that this was a criminal case to convict on gross negligence manslaug...
by Chobulous
Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Duckinfield not guilty
Replies: 95
Views: 2835

Duckinfield not guilty

Verdict just in
by Chobulous
Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:45 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Buried or cremated
Replies: 34
Views: 1405

Re: Buried or cremated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfBdMXhpQnU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
John Prince had it right
by Chobulous
Thu Nov 21, 2019 4:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: General Election Is On
Replies: 5094
Views: 88440

Re: General Election Is On

Lowbankclaret wrote:
When does working class become middle class???

When they start voting Tory
by Chobulous
Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wales vs Hungary / Boris vs Corbyn
Replies: 21
Views: 853

Re: Wales vs Hungary / Boris vs Corbyn

Aclaret wrote:Who won the Boris/ Corbyn fight ?
Definitely not Corbyn’s image coach. Those glasses FFS.
by Chobulous
Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BREAKING NEWS: Paul McCartney
Replies: 94
Views: 4054

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Paul McCartney

dougcollins wrote:So do you like him or not?
Granny music
by Chobulous
Fri Nov 15, 2019 12:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Great headers
Replies: 50
Views: 1693

Re: Great headers

I seem to remember a game against Sheffield United. We went one down, then equalised just before half time. In the second half Derek Scott scored from a diving header at the end of a sweeping end to end move. We won 3 v 1