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by CaptainClaret
Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ** New Chants thread **
Replies: 342
Views: 32406

Re: ** New Chants thread **

Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi is perfect and catchy for a Beyer chant:

Woooooah we’re half way there,
Wo-ooah - Jordan Becken-Beyer!
Sign him up, what a hell of a player,
Wo-ooah - Jordan Becken-Beyer!
by CaptainClaret
Tue Sep 06, 2022 6:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Couple of matchday questions…
Replies: 14
Views: 2374

Re: Couple of matchday questions…

Thanks for the replies :)
I guess just ordering tickets online on the day and scanning in off the mobile should be simple enough.

Hopefully 3 points incoming!
by CaptainClaret
Mon Sep 05, 2022 8:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Couple of matchday questions…
Replies: 14
Views: 2374

Couple of matchday questions…

Alright so I’ll be making a long awaited return the Turf for the Norwich game (I’ve been living in New Zealand for over 10 years) and wondering two things… 1) Can I still pay at the turnstiles or do I need to go ticket office first? 2) Where’s the best place to park the car these days (ideally free)...
by CaptainClaret
Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Glen Little...
Replies: 75
Views: 13521

Re: Glen Little...

Brilliantly funny watch - thanks for sharing! He really should have a more regular thing going, maybe podcasts or after-dinner speaking. Some great (and painful, yet funny looking back) memories too. Glen seems to remember a lot of the details well, oppositions, scorers, etc. better than most ex pla...
by CaptainClaret
Wed Feb 26, 2020 6:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: New Zealand Clarets to launch for Spurs game
Replies: 35
Views: 3448

Re: ARTICLE: New Zealand Clarets to launch for Spurs game

Well done for organising this. Probably can’t make that weekend as I’ll be away but great to see there’s other clarets around. I live up in Orewa (north of Auckland).
by CaptainClaret
Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:23 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Wallace signs for St Mirren on short term deal
Replies: 10
Views: 1166

Re: ARTICLE: Wallace signs for St Mirren on short term deal

Pivotal in our hoodoo-ending victory at Ewood too, and for that we should always be thankful
by CaptainClaret
Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:15 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Our last sweeper?
Replies: 58
Views: 4086

Re: Our last sweeper?

Marco Gentile
by CaptainClaret
Sat Oct 05, 2019 12:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Haka
Replies: 40
Views: 5137

Re: The Haka

There’s generally more respect in international competition. We even (mostly) manage to respect national anthems in football. Having lived in NZ 7years (I’m a citizen now) I’m not keen on rugby - it’s generally the first and last thing in the news every day, but the Haka is culturally important here...
by CaptainClaret
Sun Sep 22, 2019 2:40 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: VAR Penalty 2nd Half?
Replies: 89
Views: 11737

Re: VAR Penalty 2nd Half?

Seems to be the norm in the past few weeks, perhaps agreed between officials that with penalty calls the VAR will just always agree with the referees judgement. I think they’ll only change decisions if there’s something the ref missed completely, off the ball. Plus offsides like the Spurs one at Lei...
by CaptainClaret
Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:34 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is VAR the future?
Replies: 96
Views: 6291

Re: Is VAR the future?

Haven’t seen it but I’ve heard complaints that the Colombian keeper also came off his line but went unpunished. Can’t comment on that particular incident but it exemplifies the fundamental flaw in VAR for me... how selectively it’s being used. If it isn’t even used consistently for both teams in one...
by CaptainClaret
Sat May 04, 2019 1:34 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We Need Athleticism In Midfield
Replies: 32
Views: 5073

Re: We Need Athleticism In Midfield

Thinking of our midfield options, wonder if Aiden O’Neill might get a bit of a look next season? He’s just won player of the year for Central Coast Mariners (admittedly for a terrible side in a poor standard league). * I’m not suggesting he should as I’ve barely ever seen him play but just thought w...
by CaptainClaret
Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 2018/19: Burnley v İstanbul Başakşehir – Ticket Information
Replies: 58
Views: 5551

Re: 2018/19: Burnley v İstanbul Başakşehir – Ticket Information

It’s nearly 8 years since I’ve been to the Turf (I moved to NZ) and as chance would have it... my long awaited return will be in the Europa. Love it!
by CaptainClaret
Wed May 16, 2018 7:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tom Heaton to West Ham?
Replies: 32
Views: 4889

Re: Tom Heaton to West Ham?

Not a chance I’d let him leave. Our best keeper, club captain and vital personality around the squad.
by CaptainClaret
Mon Feb 05, 2018 5:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: I got p***** and signed for Burnley
Replies: 66
Views: 6934

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Howey must have been ****** when he played too. Genuinely dreadful player.
Never showed any evidence how he managed to become a pro footballer.
by CaptainClaret
Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Update on Chris Wood globe trotting.
Replies: 2
Views: 1691

Re: Update on Chris Wood globe trotting.

Got to meet him before the game on Saturday. Very polite young chap. The way they set out really needs a big guy up front as an outlet and to hold the ball up. He’s vital for the All Whites.
Also saw 4 other clarets on the day. Burnley shirts in amongst the White Out!
by CaptainClaret
Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tarkowski
Replies: 36
Views: 5885

Re: Tarkowski

Agreed he’s been truly outstanding at the back so far and hopefully we’re doing all we can to sign him up for a contract extension.

One thing we’re maybe missing from Keane is his goal threat from set pieces... would love to see Tarky develop in that area.
by CaptainClaret
Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chris Wood
Replies: 42
Views: 6769

Re: Chris Wood

I’ll second what NZclaret said. Got my tickets to the playoff in Wellington and really hope we’ve got Wood!

Watched Cam Howieson play for Auckland City at the weekend and doubt he’ll be adding to his international caps.
by CaptainClaret
Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Peru v New Zealand
Replies: 11
Views: 2475

Re: Peru v New Zealand

I'll be flying to Wellington to see the NZ home leg. Dates not yet decided.
Think a lot of kiwis are happy that it's "only Peru" but they're in good form, in a tough qualifying group, and ranked (for what it's worth) over 100 places above the All Whites. It'll be tough!
by CaptainClaret
Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:32 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Not born in Burnley never lived in Burnley but still a Claret?
Replies: 176
Views: 20617

Re: Not born in Burnley never lived in Burnley but still a Claret?

I was Chorley born & bred. Had no connection with Burnley until I was 11 and a mate's dad (originally from Burnley) took us to the Turf. It was 1992 so a fine time to do so! That was it for me. Not many Clarets in Chorley so life was difficult especially with Blackburn doing well and the bandwagon t...
by CaptainClaret
Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: If Wood & Vokes get injured
Replies: 32
Views: 3564

Re: If Wood & Vokes get injured

Spijed wrote: It'll mean we have Barnes & Walters leading the line against established PL defenders till January and SD was willing to let Barnes go.
Two established Premier League forwards.
And if the boss was willing to let Barnes go, surely he'd have gone... there was apparently plenty of interest.
by CaptainClaret
Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ashley's hair
Replies: 45
Views: 6667

Re: Ashley's hair

Fair play to him. Think he should have a word with Defour!
*I say this as someone who is sadly going through the same painful stage of life... clippers all round when it gets to the "hair island" stage
by CaptainClaret
Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Wood on his way back to England
Replies: 8
Views: 2324

Re: ARTICLE: Wood on his way back to England

I think one football coach might be looking for a new job if it all goes wrong in the second leg with their best two players released True, although a 5-0 defeat to the Solomon Islands would be pretty inexcusable whatever the lineup! I think it's a canny attempt to keep those players and their club...
by CaptainClaret
Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ashley barnes
Replies: 96
Views: 14513

Re: Ashley barnes

Would love to see Ash bag a winner at Ewood.
by CaptainClaret
Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:55 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ranocchia
Replies: 122
Views: 21827

Re: Ranocchia

Can't say I've seen enough of him to form an opinion but if Inter really are desperate to get him off the books, 6 million euros seems a bit silly
by CaptainClaret
Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wood to Captain New Zealand
Replies: 51
Views: 3958

Re: Wood to Captain New Zealand

Howieson now plays for my local side Auckland City and I'd say that's about his level. All Whites games are few and (very literally) far between. Nothing like as many games as European nations. The qualifiers and OFC games against the Pacific Islands are normally bunched together so the demands of i...
by CaptainClaret
Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Wood primed to shoot for Clarets
Replies: 143
Views: 14324

Re: ARTICLE: Wood primed to shoot for Clarets

Burnley have made the 6 o'clock news here in NZ (where they're happily discussing his "$3million salary", the headline being there's another kiwi in the Premier League earning big bucks).
Fingers crossed we're seeing him on the news again with with goals at Ewood and Wembley in the next few days...
by CaptainClaret
Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bid rejected for chris wood
Replies: 723
Views: 90229

Re: Bid rejected for chris wood

Wood has never really impressed me when I've seen him play (despite his impressive tally last season) and I can honestly say I'd much prefer to stick with Vokes as our target man. Barnes will never be prolific but offers plenty in holding the ball up and bringing others into play (as well as being a...
by CaptainClaret
Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets
Replies: 573
Views: 42267

Re: Chelsea champs versus Mighty Clarets

Cork has been outstanding
by CaptainClaret
Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:43 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 17-18 EPL Predictions - Get them in by 7PM UK Time Friday 11th August
Replies: 44
Views: 5262

Re: 17-18 EPL Predictions - Get them in by 7PM UK Time Friday 11th August

1) Your top 4 (In Order)
Man Utd
Chelsea
Man City
Arsenal

2) Your bottom 3 (In Order)
Burnley (sorry)
Swansea
Huddersfield

3) Top Scorer
Romelu Lukaku

4) EPL Player of the Year
Paul Pogba

5) EPL Young Player of the Year
Gabriel Jesus

6) First Managerial Departure
Mark Hughes
by CaptainClaret
Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Clarets abroad
Replies: 10
Views: 3306

Re: Clarets abroad

Where's that Holty? I'm living in Auckland. Love the flag!
by CaptainClaret
Thu May 11, 2017 7:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A message to Venky's..
Replies: 30
Views: 3472

Re: A message to Venky's..

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Chicken Karma
Best one so far
by CaptainClaret
Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:55 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Keep Clear road markings are clearly optional in Burnley
Replies: 50
Views: 5135

Re: Keep Clear road markings are clearly optional in Burnley

Sad thing is in Britain we're actually one of the best countries in the world for driving standards...
Been in NZ for 5 years and 99% certain my cause of death is guaranteed to be road accident, or stress caused by road rage
by CaptainClaret
Mon Feb 27, 2017 4:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Have you ever...
Replies: 10
Views: 1557

Re: Have you ever...

... ever felt like this?
When strange things happen
are you going round the twist?