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McNeil (four) is one of just three teenagers to assist at least four goals in Europe's big five leagues this season, alongside Borussia Dortmund's Jadon Sancho (five) and Parma's Dejan Kulusevski (five).

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He was one hell of a wrestler. RIP

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rumour he's been sacked tonight

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im not sure why someone would want to take photos of their kids/babies and put them on a website for all the world to see. I have two very young ones and I would never dream of putting any photos of them anywhere. sometimes its good just to remain private but I admit he's beautiful. remember there a...

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Have you ever searched online for the definition of a woman? Besom, piece, bit, bitch, mare, baggage, wench, petticoat, frail, bird, bint, biddy, filly… These are the words which the Oxford online dictionary tell us mean the same as ‘woman’. These definitions show an appalling level of sexism that i...

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you need to ask yourselves if a supposed gay persons photo was put next to a packet of fags would that be classed as homophobic. of course it would be. just admit it. Burnley fans can be a racist bunch.

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of course its racist. its the year 2019 and things have changed. Burnley fans still stuck in the dark ages it seems. stop agreeing with it. its not funny and its wrong.

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this thread does not surprise me. Burnley fans defending racism. hold your heads in shame.

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Longside wrote:Free Today only. https://twitter.com/CostaCoffee/status/ ... 32576?s=09

Thanks a Latte

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Jacques in the box.

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when is this incident going to be O-V-E-R.

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why anyone would want take a photo of their food in a restaurant is beyond me. I cant think of many things as sad.

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Choices

1= Dr Strangelove
2= The Shining
3= 2001: A Space Odyssey
4= A Clockwork Orange
5= Full Metal Jacket
6= Eyes Wide Shut

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Welcome back Tommy. Now keep up the good work.

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Well, he was on the job.

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its alright for the dimwits to forget what Payton did very quickly and forgive him.

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I posted a couple of days ago on here that he was drunk in a nightclub and was in a fight and the post got deleted. he was basically the aggressor and being a nob. got his comeuppance. I also said we need to get rid. mods deleted it.

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My wife has just been told by her boss at Parcelforce that she can't have any maternity leave until proof that the baby has been delivered! Surely that's not illegal. Any budding lawyers on here.

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do people still use buses in this day and age.

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again the remarks about this guy are bordering on embarrassing and sickening for our clubs fans. people are inferring he was injured on purpose and didn't want to play football on a Saturday afternoon. grow up guys, good look to him. I enjoyed watching him play.

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This board is getting beyond a joke now. the low marks and comments are ridiculous. we were playing the European champions for gods sake. do you not get that.

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To the idiot who sprayed Graffiti on public property on Deansgate today. Using plastic based paint from an aerosol can really doesn't help the environment.

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Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and then flicked it out the window, but then a minute later you smell something, and you turn around and your grandmother is in the backseat pleasuring herself?

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I lived in Thailand for a few years and it is pretty normal over there. She used to ask me on pay day (usually a Friday) if there was anything else she could do for me. She was looking to earn extra money so I would get a massage from her. There was a few issues with the language barrier on occasion...

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Quickenthetempo wrote:Just get your plunger out the bathroom and pull it out.

Thats my saturday night sorted now.

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LoveCurryPies wrote:Has it worked?

Not really, my doctor has actually encouraged me to masturbate more often!!!

Well, he actually told me I could have a stroke any time.

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Was buying some today in Tesco when the man on the till explained that cornflakes were invented because Dr Kellogg believed eating plain food stopped people masturbating. You learn something everyday.

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Keep calm.You will be back at school soon guys. Its totally embarrassing watching you lot squabble. Why don't you get your mothers to take you to the zoo for the day.

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I once went bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.

We saws seven owls and fifteen jays.

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I can guarantee that a lot of people who use this message board constantly will probably also go to the games on their own as well. Doesn't take Einstein to work out why.

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I though the ref did very well yesterday especially with the new VAR thing, first game of the season and the conditions.

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Anyone know why the ref called Mee over for a word in the first half?

yes, he asked Ben to take Che Adams out of his pocket.

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Every evening, around the same time, I switch over to a vegan diet. For supper I have a Camberwell carrot and some fermented Barley water.

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Westwood 5
Thought he was poor today and think that led to JBG and McNeil really being in the game for 50mins

you must have been watching a differnt game. he was superb

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love danny ings. was superb for us

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"Attention Seekers - When the Attention Stops Get Over it and get a life "

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Imploding Turtle wrote:May as well get this thread started.

Avoid boring conversations with morons. I used to think I had Attention-Deficit Disorder, but it turned out everyone around me was just really boring.

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Vegas Claret wrote:Strongest squad in my lifetime by some distance, I think this window has been very very good for us

it is a strong squad but to say this window has been good for us is totally wrong. we have signed 3 players from the championship and a guy who hasnt played for 2 years nearly.

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Don't get this. we have young midfielders out on loan and in the U23's doing well and we sign a journeyman who hasn't played for 2 years.

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if that's your only worry in life then id be embarrassed

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IT depression is a mental illness, just like schizophrenia. It is not a reaction to something outside of yourself, but the product of a brain that isn't functioning properly. Good Luck. You do need help. Please get it.

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I've seen no use of excessive force in the couple of hours or so that i've had the stream open.

2 hours going through the stream and you say you are not obsessed. You really do have a complex don't you. Geez, I will be glad when the schools are back so this fool has something better to do.

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I condemn the police for excessive force used at the peaceful rally.

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I enjoyed the march. it was good fun. met some decent people and had a good day out.

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is it my latest bank statement

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You'd be surprised how quickly the sales people at the B&Q try and assist you after ignoring you for the past 15 minutes when you try and start a chainsaw

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Mud, Sweat and Shears is the story of Roy Oldfield - groundsman at Burnley FC through the 1970s and 1980s. It tells of how he went from miner to parks and recreation man and eventually became one of football's most-respected turf men. you can buy it on amazon at present

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it is linked with being obese, unfit and a poor diet.

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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair to Amplifon.

I've heard nothing since.

Going to complain.

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As I walked past the tv I heard

“In, Out, in, out, in, out”

I said to the wife “I didn’t know there was any rowing on”

She said “There’s not. I’m watching England bat”

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