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Lauren12

hilarious.

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Good old Wile, doing what he does best.

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says a lot

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But he didn't 'lose himself' after playing football, he was taking drugs whilst playing - as mentioned earlier he tested positive at the 1994 WC for performance enhancing drugs. Without doubt an amazing player and I couldn't really give a toss about the handball against us, because he was just a tin...

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I agree with you there Nottsclaret, its an issue for FIFA who they deem suitable to be an ambassador (and these 2 go together perfectly well, so no surprise they choose him) and of course, hand gestures to fans, in the grand scheme of things is nothing (when compared to the other colourful things ou...

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He attends football matches as a 'guest' of FIFA (gets paid handsomely by them to do so), and whilst there, makes abusive gestures to rival fans. Oh, and then makes ridiculous comments about FIFA (you know, them that pay him) referee following Colombia's (cant think what the link is there?) defeat t...

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chekhov » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:51 am Lauren12 wrote: odious 'And here's a word I'd like to ban from this forum! Please if you're going to abuse someone you've never met be a little more creative.' I clearly put my reasons for using this term. He gets paid 10 grand by FIFA to turn up and behave in the ...

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As previously mentioned, this odious fat little rat get paid £10, 000 per appearance as a FIFA ambassador. This after he openly admitted to cheating to win football matches, abused cocaine, failed a drugs test at the 1994 World Cup, got a drug 15 month ban, oh and recently waved the middle finger at...

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Honestly think we can beat them. With Pope in the nets. And Mee and Tarkowski at the back and ... no , I'm just being silly now - I do think we can beat them.

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Obviously I'm biased as a Claret, but I was surprised at Pickford 'punching' 2 or 3 what appeared to be fairly routine shots (more or less straight at him); as for the goal, defender should have done better, but having said that, I honestly think Pope would've saved it - reached it and tipped it rou...

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'we're gonna need a bigger boat'.....

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Right now I'm listening to Bob Dylan and drinking Makers Mark. Happy.

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Hi Tup,

When I was a young lad, a remember an old saying, 'tupping the tuppence' (the tuppence being the lady garden, if you get my drift).

Considering your name, have you any thoughts on this delicate matter?

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Hello Tup, I must say it's very admirably of you to offer this advice service to all Clares. I feel I must return this 'hands across the water' type gesture with a warning to yourself and any other Aberdonians (?) who may be venturing South to Burnley for the away leg, and it is this: You may (or ma...

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Just found this link to a fitting tribute to the great Adam Blacklaw - a true Claret legend (it's a cliché, but they don't make 'em like that any more): https://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/adam-blacklaw-scottish-international-goalkeeper-who-helped-burnley-win-the-league-title-in-1960-19206...

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Cricket is in a strange state of affairs at the moment. We're struggling to get 250/ 300 in a 5 day Test that invariably last 3 days. Yet we can hit 400 plus in a limited 1 day game. Somethings not quite right.

Having said that, any hammering of the smug Aussies, is just fine by me.

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Just appalled by this. Will achieve nothing. I cant even think of the right words to use for something like this, it's just utterly wrong. Seperating traumatised children and putting them inside cages in detention centres for months (?) on end because their penniless parents (illegally) crossed over...

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I've enjoyed listening to Ferdinand, think he's spoken a lot of straight forward common sense. And he's clearly an incredibly passionate England supporter.

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Ewood away when we finally beat the b'turds. Watched the game in a pub down town and after nearly getting drowned in cheap lager when Ings popped the winner in, it just felt like years of pain had been lifted in an instant, it was an amazing feeling. Just wish I could've been inside Ewood to ram it ...

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I agree, the pace in this young England side going forward is a real threat, I just think Sterling should be offering a bit more. So frustrating at times. Thought we played well tonight though. Love to see Loftus-Cheek and Rashford get a run out. Kanes' class, get the ball in the box and he'll score...

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I'm not just on about he's offside goal, it's his general all round play. I've a pal who watches City every week and he says Sterling misses 5 or 6 sitters for each goal he scores. Hope I'm proved wrong and he's sensational in this WC but I just can't see it.

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It just is so baffling when you can clearly see Kane slam dunked to the floor each and every time we had a corner - WTF are the VAR officials doing - after the first time it happened and replays clearly showed it, you'd think they'd be watching for it the next time, erm, and the next time. But no, s...

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Fantastic rugby tackle on Kane, the ref 10 metres away and the VAR people surprisingly didn't see it.

Thought we played some good stuff and should have scored 2 or 3. Oh well.

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this threads clearly not going anywhere, the comments are all a bit stationery if you ask me

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shocking.

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You boring cnut.....

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I'd let Timmy Mallet have a bash.

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Just switched it on, watched the last 20 mins or so, the French have dived 3 times (and got 2 free kicks that shouldn't have been); and then complained (with Deschamps waving his arms around in the background) when they didn't get one debatable decision. Really spoils the whole game. Just get on wit...

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Good riddance to the idiot.

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Where is my best mate Dick Advocaat (or should that be Devils Advocate, I'm not good with names) when you need him? I'm sure he'll be along shortly to fill us in on the details. Apparently, there 2 million leeds leeds leeds fanatics at the airport to welcome him to the footballing capital of erm, we...

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The third Reich, Islamic extremism, the right wing nut jobs in the UK - the Khmer Rouge, Stalin's genocide (left wing nut jobs), etc - the list goes on and on - does it matter who they are/ or what 'side' they originate ? They all kill people and behave in the most inhumane ways imaginable. They are...

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What are you on about - you're obsessed with this 'sleeper account' you keep banging on about. It's a football message board, not some secret state. I simply haven't posted for a while - WTF has that got to do with you? As I told you last time you mentioned this, I've nothing to hide/ have no allegi...

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'Mogadishu truck bomb: 500 casualties in Somalia’s worst terrorist attack At least 300 people killed and hundreds seriously injured in attack blamed on militant group al-Shabaab' https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/15/truck-bomb-mogadishu-kills-people-somalia" onclick="window.open(this.href);...

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For some reason, I have an image in my (some might say empty) head of them thrashing this deal out in the kiddies ball pit of the local wacky warehouse before retiring to have one of those 'all you can eat' ice cream type desserts compete with sprinkles, marshmallows and a flake on top with Trump wh...

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Whatever the outcome of this (and none of us know if there's anything in it) there is no way Pope's going anywhere on the cheap. What is for certain though is our club have purchased several players for next to nowt recently, developed them into International standard footballers and could sell them...

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Devils_'Advocaat' Lord Beamish ? - I've heard of Dick Advocaat (some Dutch bloke apparently)? but perhaps you're on to something and this is a more appropriate usernamer for Devils_Advocate, under the circumstances? Made me chuckle anyway.

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Clearly the Police can't easily chase moped drivers around narrow back lanes/ heavily populated areas/ roads congested with traffic; even when they have done and it's ended badly for the person being pursued (as in, they've died in an accident, even though that individual chose not to stop), the Pol...

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Can we all stop being silly, what do you lot think you are playing at defending a Burnley player, anybody would think this is a Burnley FC message board. I mean come on folks, Pope clearly can't kick a ball a long, long way therefore he's rubbish, you lot are all blinkered and Devils Advocate is spo...

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Good band, no doubt about that, but genius ? not sure about that, it's all subjective at the end of the day.

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Anyone else watching this series. Truly awesome, just incredible, endless history. If you've not seen the first 2 episodes, catch them on BBC iPlayer.

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Devils Advocate: In defence of Lauren I think he/she suffers from Alzheimer's so probably set the account up and forgot all about it.

Aye, fair point. Who are you again?

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Erm, no I'm not. Just haven't posted frequently recently. There is nothing for the mods to 'keep an eye' on thanks. Nor do I post endless political/ religious drivel on what is a football message board. Nor do I target individuals who don't agree with my particular idea of utopia. Nor do I get all e...

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'O' Rourke, Hansbury, Neenan and Woodworth'

Shudder.

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Devils advocate: 'Forget the stadium they are clearly bringing the game to a city that is football mad at a club notorious for their passionate and vocal support. What better place to generate the atmosphere needed to give the boys the send of they deserve and put the fire in their belly's to go off...

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'You've been BUSTED!' A phrase I normally associate with Miami cops and Colombian cocaine dealers on 80's type TV shows. Hilarious it keeps getting repeatedly used on this message board over people usernames. Seriously, who gives a fc-uk? UTB is one strange individual. That's it, I'm on his sh-it li...

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that bloke that did the Dyche mural.

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Wow, grown men fapping themselves into a little frenzy of delight because they think they've 'outed' some random bloke who posts stuff on a football message board who may or may not have changed his username recently. I think one comment triumphantly declared '' YOU'RE BUSTED'' (I know, it's hard to...

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Bill Bailey. Watched him TV stand up, honestly did not even smile once. I just don't get how these people get paid.

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Saxo, I refer you back to my previous post (you know, the really long 9 sentence one); which bits of it are inaccurate?

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Yes it was a big post, fully 9 sentences long, takes approximately 20 seconds to read. However, I do make allowances for you, as I am fully aware the standards of basic reading and writing in shadsworth are somewhat lacking. How long is it since you lot beat us, just remind me? Run along saxo, there...

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