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by morpheus2
Thu Mar 21, 2024 11:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 1966
Replies: 23
Views: 1785

Re: 1966

12th January same as CT 8-)
by morpheus2
Thu Mar 21, 2024 11:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 1966
Replies: 23
Views: 1785

Re: 1966

AGENT_CLARET wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2024 4:03 pm
I was 45 days old that day
I was 120 days old!
by morpheus2
Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Now I Don't Know The First Thing About Football..
Replies: 13
Views: 1023

Re: Now I Don't Know The First Thing About Football..

Sorry, I genuinely thought he had kicked it with his foot from where I was. My bad eyes.
by morpheus2
Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Now I Don't Know The First Thing About Football..
Replies: 13
Views: 1023

Now I Don't Know The First Thing About Football..

But my instincts tell me there used to be something called 'The Back Pass Rule'

when did they amend this rule?
by morpheus2
Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Confident for tomorrow
Replies: 60
Views: 3438

Re: Confident for tomorrow

Bigvince wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 10:45 am
You’ve more chance of us winning, than getting a GP’s appointment.
Not sure I agree with that!
by morpheus2
Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rovers protest
Replies: 140
Views: 7796

Re: Rovers protest

The dolphin of France used tennis balls in protest of Angreezi Raj Henry the panch
by morpheus2
Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Louis XVII
Replies: 46
Views: 2860

Re: Louis XVII

Roy of the Roy Veux
by morpheus2
Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Louis XVII
Replies: 46
Views: 2860

Re: Louis XVII

:lol: :lol:
Rowls wrote:
Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:54 pm
Then his son became the dolphin and he became the Roy. Whatever that means.
by morpheus2
Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rovers protest
Replies: 140
Views: 7796

Re: Rovers protest

Dark Cloud wrote:
Wed Feb 21, 2024 8:39 pm
They'll all get searched outside (we do!) and all balls confiscated! Next idea!
There'll be a lot of well packed boys looking like they're wearing Blackadder 1st's cod piece :lol:
by morpheus2
Sun Feb 25, 2024 7:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Professor Brian Cox
Replies: 22
Views: 2725

Re: Professor Brian Cox

Yeah, but the holes were rather small, they had to count them all - the super black holes at the centre of galaxies can be the size of something like the orbit of Uranus around the sun. Now thats big - bigger even than some of the craters up Birtwistle Avenue in Colne ....which is paradoxically sole...
by morpheus2
Sun Feb 25, 2024 7:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Have we all calmed down today!!
Replies: 54
Views: 2738

Re: Have we all calmed down today!!

My Mate says "the sooner City come calling for Kompany the better", I'm beggining to agree.

Edit: I'm beginning to spell baddly as a result.
by morpheus2
Sat Feb 24, 2024 5:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Positive Thread
Replies: 26
Views: 1239

Positive Thread

Image
by morpheus2
Sat Feb 24, 2024 3:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley vs Palace Match thread
Replies: 733
Views: 17961

Re: Burnley vs Palace Match thread

Captain Marvel off? Get Cork on.
by morpheus2
Sat Feb 24, 2024 3:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley vs Palace Match thread
Replies: 733
Views: 17961

Re: Burnley vs Palace Match thread

It still says 0-0 on the BBC, wtf is going on??
by morpheus2
Sat Feb 24, 2024 3:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley vs Palace Match thread
Replies: 733
Views: 17961

Re: Burnley vs Palace Match thread

Bloody hell, I was convinced we were 1-0 down reading this. I had a shock when I put BBC sport on just now :o
by morpheus2
Sun Feb 18, 2024 10:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley v Arsenal - Player Ratings
Replies: 79
Views: 4656

Re: Burnley v Arsenal - Player Ratings

I once wondered just how far down the football league pyramid the best (real) womens team in the world would have to go to compete equally against a men's team. I think I know the answer now.
by morpheus2
Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: When I flash my lights
Replies: 58
Views: 3436

Re: When I flash my lights

Tall Paul wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:04 pm
How do you ascend down a road?
The same way Venkys believed Blackburn would descend up the leagues.
by morpheus2
Wed Jan 31, 2024 8:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Thread for tonight?
Replies: 503
Views: 14568

Re: Thread for tonight?

We mustn't forget, we are playing against financial cheats, all their titles and wins will be stripped when they are convicted.
by morpheus2
Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hobbies outside of Football and Burnley FC
Replies: 70
Views: 3385

Re: Hobbies outside of Football and Burnley FC

Fell walking - well, I fell walking about 5 times last week just trying to walk the dog in the ice.

I would be into Astrophotography - I've got all the stuff for it -Celestron Nexstar 8SE telescope, ZWO ASI-224 camera and full range of accessories but I'm just too dumb to use it.
by morpheus2
Wed Jan 17, 2024 6:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: City finally being tried ?
Replies: 23
Views: 2529

Re: City finally being tried ?

Haven't got the energy to Google - roughly what are the charges , in lazyman terms?
by morpheus2
Sun Jan 14, 2024 9:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Linesperson looking at his phone
Replies: 19
Views: 2546

Re: Linesperson looking at his phone

I can sympathise with him - if your stuck on level 2842 on CandyCrush it's an absolute nightmare.
by morpheus2
Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RATE THE REF - Tony Harrington v Luton Town
Replies: 40
Views: 2107

Re: RATE THE REF - Tony Harrington v Luton Town

I wonder if VAR Bankes was randomly checked they would find a secret Bookies account in his son's/wife's/daughter's name?
by morpheus2
Fri Jan 12, 2024 1:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: **~~Happy Birthday Claret Tony~~**
Replies: 2
Views: 525

**~~Happy Birthday Claret Tony~~**

Very Happy Birthday Tony. Always grateful for your hard work and dedication- you are very much appreciated from those of us who appreciate your hard work and dedication, have a great day!! x
by morpheus2
Tue Jan 02, 2024 9:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: James Webb telescope
Replies: 33
Views: 2888

Re: James Webb telescope

These two questions are somewhat related. The only reliable way we have of describing the universe in a way that makes any logical sense is by describing it mathematically. Our human intuition gets in the way of this ever making clear sense to us (even to physicists) because the word "space" is a n...
by morpheus2
Tue Jan 02, 2024 6:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: James Webb telescope
Replies: 33
Views: 2888

Re: James Webb telescope

Does "the great silence" not suggest we are alone? There are many theories of why we appear to be alone, the Fermi Paradox has many possible answers... when it seems possible that within a million years or so we ourselves could conquer the galaxy with self replicating machines...it's surprising tha...
by morpheus2
Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Puns: What's the UK's funniest business name?
Replies: 74
Views: 4441

Re: Puns: What's the UK's funniest business name?

' That Oirish discount store - Whale Oil Beef Hooked'
by morpheus2
Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Puns: What's the UK's funniest business name?
Replies: 74
Views: 4441

Re: Puns: What's the UK's funniest business name?

The sign post on the M66 "Burnley Bury Blackburn"
by morpheus2
Sun Dec 31, 2023 7:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Benson to Southampton
Replies: 562
Views: 56957

Re: Benson to Southampton

Just making things up now? Half don’t know if you’re on the windup at times Vegas or at least a bit hypocritical. Seems like it’s absolutely fair game for you to criticise certain aspects about the club but anyone else with a differing critical views, then it’s ’a f***ing plank who thinks they know...
by morpheus2
Sat Dec 23, 2023 5:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: for all the premature whingers
Replies: 101
Views: 6696

Re: for all the premature whingers

bfcjg wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2023 5:14 pm
Better than being an ejaculater I suppose.
But why start a thread to whinge about whingers ?
I'm starting a thread about whingers whinging at whingers, you whinger.
by morpheus2
Thu Dec 21, 2023 9:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mr Joe Barton...mouth shut............. NO
Replies: 90
Views: 5729

Re: Mr Joe Barton...mouth shut............. NO

kentonclaret wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2023 11:32 am
With Mary Earps donating £10k for every penalty scored?

We are living in an age of diversity after all ;)
The burden of proof is on Joey.....but it would be fun!
by morpheus2
Sat Dec 16, 2023 2:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Question of Sport finally killed off
Replies: 53
Views: 9697

Re: Question of Sport finally killed off

I still hum the original (or at least 80's) theme tune in my head with fond memories.


I remember back scuttling one of my girlfriends in front of the TV while it was playing.
by morpheus2
Sat Dec 02, 2023 9:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sir Michael Palin on the Turf
Replies: 34
Views: 5224

Re: Sir Michael Palin on the Turf

It coulda and shoulda been eight bloody nil!
by morpheus2
Sat Nov 18, 2023 8:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Autumn Photos 2023
Replies: 65
Views: 6676

Re: Autumn Photos 2023

Brogden Lane with a bird of prey. https://scontent.fman7-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/402031497_6946176682115485_116578577129465191_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=NO4klDyRxWEAX9OoDyD&_nc_ht=scontent.fman7-1.fna&oh=00_AfBuBe8gpeguCY6b23lGOMgl4Jn-cOgvMVDnu_0nBiaYIw&o...
by morpheus2
Sat Nov 11, 2023 12:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: WOW
Replies: 27
Views: 4085

Re: WOW

Image
by morpheus2
Mon Oct 16, 2023 4:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kiss me Hardy
Replies: 3
Views: 1617

Re: Kiss me Hardy

Clovius Boofus wrote:
Mon Oct 16, 2023 2:36 pm
Kismet - fate; destiny.
Bene!
by morpheus2
Sun Oct 15, 2023 12:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: I miss you
Replies: 23
Views: 3742

Re: I miss you

I was going to write about how much I miss my brother but as usual I cried too hard to even get started. I know it would help to do so, so please do as TomtheClaret advises and share your grief
by morpheus2
Fri Oct 13, 2023 9:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tonights football 13-10-23
Replies: 4
Views: 779

Re: Tonights football 13-10-23

Chinese Ladies Reserves 0 - 0 Hoi Che Mao Ladies Seconds in a friendly. Ling Mu Bai nearly scored from a set piece but was adjudged to be offside and Chinese Ladies Pu Tung limped off after 13 minutes with a possible hamstring injury, hope she's okay.
by morpheus2
Fri Oct 06, 2023 6:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Happy Birthday Buxtonclaret
Replies: 10
Views: 730

Re: Happy Birthday Buxtonclaret

Top poster, happy Birthday Buxton 8-)
by morpheus2
Thu Oct 05, 2023 7:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mandela Effect: Mbappe
Replies: 12
Views: 1480

Re: Mandela Effect: Mbappe

I can't remember the PSG bit, but he always definitely wore a monocle.
by morpheus2
Thu Oct 05, 2023 12:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tonight's football.
Replies: 38
Views: 2953

Re: Tonight's football.

I see the b'turds have lost 6 games already from only 10 played. We lost 3 all season. 200M in debt and counting. The simpletons in the blackburrrrrn end must be getting ready for another boycott. Anyway please get relegated. And don't come back. Lots of love, The Clarets. That will need an extra l...
by morpheus2
Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Clarets Vs Newcastle
Replies: 538
Views: 22220

Re: Clarets Vs Newcastle

Oh well, I know it's off topic but I just noticed Blackburn are 17th in the league below :D
by morpheus2
Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cup draw
Replies: 158
Views: 17870

Re: Cup draw

4midable wrote:
Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:34 pm
Dyche v Burnley
Defo tv
Dyche v Burnley? Hopefully 'Cup Dyche' v Burnley!
by morpheus2
Thu Sep 14, 2023 12:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: God Save The King
Replies: 44
Views: 3347

Re: God Save The King

Any anthem pleading to the antagonist of a bronze age fairytale to save the leader of a medieval system of governance needs binning.
Jokes.
by morpheus2
Sat Sep 09, 2023 12:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Steven Fletcher
Replies: 18
Views: 2369

Re: Steven Fletcher

boatshed bill wrote:
Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:49 pm
I suppose it's better to be good with one foot than to be average with both :D
I'm not a mathemagician but I calculate that average + average = good, and that good + bad = average. therefore you are wrong, right?
by morpheus2
Sun Aug 27, 2023 10:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Catering Longside
Replies: 202
Views: 15906

Re: The Catering Longside

Still no meal deals, so for me an my kid - 2 pies, 1 bovril, 1 coke and 1 twix - not even two full meal deals - £15.25 - a bargain!
by morpheus2
Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:04 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Spanish Football Chief : Should He Resign?
Replies: 231
Views: 7746

Re: Spanish Football Chief : Should He Resign?

I've not seen this. Is she pretty?
by morpheus2
Thu Aug 24, 2023 9:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Locked In Syndrome - AI Breakthrough
Replies: 10
Views: 1312

Re: Locked In Syndrome - AI Breakthrough

What a shame Steven Hawking is RIP now. Wonder if it could catch dreams too?
by morpheus2
Wed Aug 23, 2023 10:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Indian moon landing.
Replies: 92
Views: 4577

Re: Indian moon landing.

Velcro came from Starfleet... which is kind of NASA in the future.
by morpheus2
Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Indian moon landing.
Replies: 92
Views: 4577

Re: Indian moon landing.

Bosscat wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:32 pm
I thought Moon Landings were all fake 🤔

Are we sure this isn't a Bollywood film made to look real 🤔
Careful now, last person that stereotyped got beat so badly he ended up in a korma!
by morpheus2
Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Indian moon landing.
Replies: 92
Views: 4577

Re: Indian moon landing.

Well done Hindostan! And I wouldn't bother crying about stereotype jokes, I'm sure the Americans built a McDonalds there, its right next to the Chinese's launderette, be nice to have a corner shop there too, hopefully we will get there and build a fish and chip shop. Big boys don't cry, big boys don...