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by duncandisorderly
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: All the fun of the furherground
Replies: 3
Views: 310

Re: All the fun of the furherground

Did they turn it around, or just twist it 45 degrees? There's plenty of ancient swastikas with the legs in the same direction.
by duncandisorderly
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Weird stuff that happens
Replies: 12
Views: 635

Re: Weird stuff that happens

pushpinpussy wrote:Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and then flicked it out the window, but then a minute later you smell something, and you turn around and your grandmother is in the backseat pleasuring herself?


What's my grandmother doing in your car?
by duncandisorderly
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dissociative identity disorder
Replies: 3
Views: 292

Re: Dissociative identity disorder

JohnMac wrote:The film trilogy ending with Glass may be of interest if you haven't seen it.



I was just going to mention 'Split'.
Also, Primal Fear is on a similar theme.
by duncandisorderly
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: All the fun of the furherground
Replies: 3
Views: 310

Re: All the fun of the furherground

It's a shame really. The swastika, I mean. It's a fairly cool shape with a cool meaning, massive history and with loads of cool uses and all of that's been completely ruined.
by duncandisorderly
Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Leaving as a claret
Replies: 32
Views: 1383

Re: Leaving as a claret

Joey Barton, weirdly.
by duncandisorderly
Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Manchester City and tactical fouls
Replies: 6
Views: 578

Re: Manchester City and tactical fouls

I don't mind it really. Fouls are part of the game and are usually punished accordingly. Diving is far worse, surrounding the ref, fouls near the corner ending up being taken practically inside the box by the keeper etc - none of that is 'fair' as it's a blatant misrepresentation of the laws - but a...
by duncandisorderly
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tylers Teaser
Replies: 16
Views: 435

Re: Tylers Teaser

Abel Xavier
by duncandisorderly
Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anyone lived on Every Street in Burnley...
Replies: 15
Views: 1167

Re: Anyone lived on Every Street in Burnley...

Were you a young taxi driver then Duncan? Talk me through how the prank went. If someone asked for Every Street, did you rub your hands with glee, lock the doors then dream of early retirement as the meter ticked on and on? Well, it's pretty much how you'd imagine. I'd be there, in my Cavalier or w...
by duncandisorderly
Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anyone lived on Every Street in Burnley...
Replies: 15
Views: 1167

Re: Anyone lived on Every Street in Burnley...

I bet the laugh to minute ratio was more than 1:1 to be honest.
by duncandisorderly
Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bolton
Replies: 1013
Views: 72802

Re: Bolton

They will have a penalty against them for failing to fulfill a fixture just as they will for the Brentford game from last season. But this farce has to stop now and they cannot be allowed to continue, playing kids in one game then calling the next one off in the hope of them having a stronger squad...
by duncandisorderly
Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anyone lived on Every Street in Burnley...
Replies: 15
Views: 1167

Re: Anyone lived on Every Street in Burnley...

A favourite taxi driver prank of mine back in my youth.
by duncandisorderly
Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Here’s our third kit....
Replies: 89
Views: 5893

Re: Here’s our third kit....

If we win tomorrow then I'll buy one.
by duncandisorderly
Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Managerial casualty number one
Replies: 18
Views: 2210

Re: Managerial casualty number one

Is it 'our' Keith Lowe suing for unpaid monies?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49342498
by duncandisorderly
Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bury : No Wages
Replies: 294
Views: 21969

Re: Bury : No Wages

I don't understand it either - how can a two day old company suddenly be owed £7,000,000?
by duncandisorderly
Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Venky's support for t'Roverrrs ...
Replies: 54
Views: 3207

Re: Venky's support for t'Roverrrs ...

claret2018 wrote:Unfortunately, they are not just rich, but almost un-imaginably rich. They could spend 100 times this and not notice.



17,500,000,000? Are they seventeen billion pounds rich? That's incredible.
by duncandisorderly
Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: League Cup should be scrapped
Replies: 30
Views: 1747

Re: League Cup should be scrapped

Has anyone won all four divisions, the fa cup and the league cup?
Can only be one of half a dozen. Maybe Wolves? I dunno.
by duncandisorderly
Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Blackburn Rovers. Is it too early
Replies: 81
Views: 5155

Re: Blackburn Rovers. Is it too early

Tall Paul wrote:2017/18


I don't think it was....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017%E2%8 ... League_One
by duncandisorderly
Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: This laughing stock from Norway
Replies: 49
Views: 3178

Re: This laughing stock from Norway

21 years max, I think, in norway. I don't know what, if any, punitive measures are involved upon release.
by duncandisorderly
Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: This laughing stock from Norway
Replies: 49
Views: 3178

Re: This laughing stock from Norway

Blokes got some neck.
by duncandisorderly
Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: VAR.........
Replies: 76
Views: 1527

Re: VAR.........

Regarding offsides - I think it should just be feet. In the picture above it's pretty ridiculous that Sterling is going to score with his shoulder, and apart from John Gayle who has ever scored with their shoulder? But his foot is offside, so give offside for that, not his shoulder. Most centre forw...
by duncandisorderly
Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bolton Squad Today
Replies: 33
Views: 1955

Re: Bolton Squad Today

Those names must be made up. It's like someone's just put a pin in a Bronte novel and mashed them together.
by duncandisorderly
Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's Footy
Replies: 30
Views: 879

Re: Today's Footy

Quick question - in the event of a retaken penalty does the penalty taker have to be the same player?
by duncandisorderly
Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BFC Profits
Replies: 123
Views: 3856

Re: BFC Profits

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Does someone from the club (still) read this forum, because there's definitely potential for a lawsuit due to some of the comments on here?



Not only that but the lawsuits would be fully deserved.
by duncandisorderly
Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Handballs
Replies: 7
Views: 349

Re: Handballs

It's well different.
by duncandisorderly
Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BFC TRANSFER NEWS (MUST CONTAIN LINK)
Replies: 5242
Views: 432615

Re: BFC TRANSFER NEWS (MUST CONTAIN LINK)

creepingdeath wrote:I’m Mike Rigg didn’t you know i love Metallica


Here's the second best version of you ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkae8mqWv7o
by duncandisorderly
Tue Aug 06, 2019 4:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: David Millibands Hipocrisy
Replies: 71
Views: 3343

Re: David Millibands Hipocrisy

This was the best you could do, wasn't it? You try really hard to debate with intelligence, but then you remember you don't have any, and this is what you have to settle for. I kinda envy you, to be honest. I wish i was this stupid. Life must seem so simple, so easy for you. It also took over three...
by duncandisorderly
Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa 133 million spent - how do they cope with FFP ?
Replies: 24
Views: 1750

Re: Villa 133 million spent - how do they cope with FFP ?

As a PL club Villa can have an Operating Loss of £35m per season or £105m over a three season period. If they finish say 16th/17th, their Income will be around £140m with an estimated Wage bill of £90m. After overheads and other costs fully expect them to break-even and therefore be fully compliant...
by duncandisorderly
Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: PREVIEW: Parma flying in to end our pre-season
Replies: 3
Views: 474

Re: PREVIEW:

I know this is real life, more or less, but Parma were 'the' team on Championship Manager 00, I think. Maybe a year out. Just like Leeds were over good with Kelly and Harte as the best full backs in the game, with Michael Bridges scoring 30 a season to boot, Parma had Buffon, Cannavaro and, I think,...
by duncandisorderly
Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa 133 million spent - how do they cope with FFP ?
Replies: 24
Views: 1750

Re: Villa 133 million spent - how do they cope with FFP ?

I'm well not au fait with this stuff, so excuse me if I'm wrong, but I thought FFP in the top division was something like +10% on the previous year is fine, newly promoted clubs are exempt so fill yer boots (obviously previous FFP is either delayed or ignored by virtue of changing league structure i...
by duncandisorderly
Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Premiership
Replies: 16
Views: 1219

Re: Premiership

Google 'the premiership' and the first results will take you to here; https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league here; https://www.premierleague.com/ and here; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premier_League So you're not wrong, but it's becoming like 'hoover vs vacuum' or 'tannoy vs pa'. I'm ...
by duncandisorderly
Wed Jul 31, 2019 1:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Club captain
Replies: 59
Views: 4523

Re: Club captain

It wouldn't surprise me if Joe Hart doesn't already a captains armband on the top his arm, to go with his other big black bands.
by duncandisorderly
Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What a crock of . . . . . .
Replies: 88
Views: 3717

Re: What a crock of . . . . . .

They aren't really 100% straight though, they've just found someone of the opposite gender to settle down with. Really though? What about gay people who tried really hard not to be gay, back when it was a bigger deal than it is now, so got a girlfriend, or even married and had kids? I know two (bro...
by duncandisorderly
Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What a crock of . . . . . .
Replies: 88
Views: 3717

Re: What a crock of . . . . . .

Lord Beamish wrote:I suspect my life will be just as complete if I don’t do that; but thanks for the sage advice.


If you want advice on sage I recommend these guys.
https://www.sjsoftware.co.uk/about-us
by duncandisorderly
Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What a crock of . . . . . .
Replies: 88
Views: 3717

Re: What a crock of . . . . . .

Hmm, I'm not sure you're right about that. If a someone who defines themselves as straight has sex with someone of the same gender or a transgender person then they aren't straight. They're just afraid to admit it to themselves. I don't think that's true at all. I've never had sex with a guy, and I...
by duncandisorderly
Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bolton
Replies: 1013
Views: 72802

Re: Bolton

while you are waiting this is an entertaining thread - EFL should know better - describe you club in emoji's https://twitter.com/EFL/status/1151417747630411776 I don't know much about twitter, so what do you have to do to get a tweet removed from someone's thread? There's a fair few deleted, but th...
by duncandisorderly
Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bolton
Replies: 1013
Views: 72802

Re: Bolton

Not to be giving anyone any mad ideas or anything, but do season ticket terms and conditions refer to number of games played or simply 'every' or 'all' league home game(s). e.g if, say, Accy, stipulate that a season ticket guarantees them 23 home games a season, but Bolton or Bury are nuked before t...
by duncandisorderly
Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Central midfield
Replies: 155
Views: 7733

Re: Central midfield

summitclaret wrote:Any year will do.



Jason Donovan.
by duncandisorderly
Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Geordies
Replies: 40
Views: 4163

Re: Geordies

Tall Paul wrote:I didn't see an announcement so he can't have.



viewtopic.php?f=2&t=40671#p1056959

Never disappoints.
by duncandisorderly
Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jared O'Mara
Replies: 22
Views: 3275

Re: Jared O'Mara

The comms guys twitter feed is seemingly a means to a published end, (he's doing 'quite a lot of tv etc', and a journalist is on his way to his house) and he even goes so far as to insult Piers Morgan, which, to be fair, is probably easily done, but Piers Morgan has lawyers and the means by which to...
by duncandisorderly
Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jared O'Mara
Replies: 22
Views: 3275

Re: Jared O'Mara

Imploding Turtle wrote:He's a ****

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_O%2 ... e_comments
Or he was, and judging by this resignation letter he still is.


He sounds like a cockwomble, granted, but what has provoked this from his comms guy all of a sudden?
by duncandisorderly
Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jared O'Mara
Replies: 22
Views: 3275

Re: Jared O'Mara

What's Jared O'Mara done? (genuine question, I truly don't know)
by duncandisorderly
Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Geordies
Replies: 40
Views: 4163

Re: Geordies

Swizzlestick wrote:How on earth did you not get the sarcasm from the rest of his post?



He's probably added you to his ignore list now because of that.
by duncandisorderly
Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jeff Hendrick's contract
Replies: 114
Views: 5596

Re: Jeff Hendrick's contract

All about opinion mate but I can’t agree. The likes of Sheffield United and Norwich probably wouldn’t counter a 30k a week contract, even if they fancied him. Whilst Saints, Palace, Newcastle and Villa would surely pursue more ambitious targets. Top half of the PL absolutely no chance. For me a squ...
by duncandisorderly
Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jeff Hendrick's contract
Replies: 114
Views: 5596

Re: Jeff Hendrick's contract

I’m not “hardly able to wait to have a go at one of our players.” Instead I’m suggesting that Hendrick is not at the level we need to be to develop. The question remains who at our level, both in this league or in the Championship, how many would take him on current contract terms? I await your rep...
by duncandisorderly
Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jeff Hendrick's contract
Replies: 114
Views: 5596

Re: Jeff Hendrick's contract

John Johnson 1605 wrote:Several?

On current contract terms?

Go on then......


Several on better contract terms, certainly in the Premier League.
by duncandisorderly
Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jeff Hendrick's contract
Replies: 114
Views: 5596

Re: Jeff Hendrick's contract

ArmchairDetective wrote:Sign him on. Absolutely no doubt.


Yep. I agree. If we can sign him to a similar contract then we should.
by duncandisorderly
Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lewis Richardson
Replies: 57
Views: 5638

Re: Lewis Richardson

What does 'Scholar' mean? I mean, I know what scholar means, but as a footballing term? Is it so he can play in U23's or something or is it a unique term to Burnley?
I don't know much about the youth system, so consider this part of my education.
by duncandisorderly
Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gender-neutral toilets at BFC
Replies: 188
Views: 7789

Re: Gender-neutral toilets at BFC

ClaretAndJew wrote:Everyman cinema in Leeds has gender neutral toilets.


Ironic.
by duncandisorderly
Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Please Mullah can we have our tanker back ?
Replies: 51
Views: 2057

Re: Please Mullah can we have our tanker back ?

SonofPog wrote:I think we should organise a Coup, perhaps if we overthrow their government we can install a regime that is more amiable to our needs.


Sort of like a Mullah Light?

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