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by duncandisorderly
Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Random pictures with you in them
Replies: 82
Views: 2343

Re: Random pictures with you in them

Image

This is a photo of me watching REM. That's me in the corner.
by duncandisorderly
Mon Oct 07, 2019 4:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Laws of game question
Replies: 29
Views: 1568

Re: Laws of game question

Tall Paul wrote:They don't seem to be taking any notice of the new rule that substituted players are supposed to leave the pitch at the nearest point of the touchline either.



https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/49960000
by duncandisorderly
Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Microphones stuck on your face
Replies: 14
Views: 1013

Re: Microphones stuck on your face

Another thing that gets my goat is computers. I managed perfectly fine with a pen and paper. What are they for? Paper was invented as a way to get to the moon before rockets were discovered. If you fold a piece of paper 42 times then it'll reach the moon. Trouble is that it's easier to build rocket...
by duncandisorderly
Fri Sep 27, 2019 11:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Lee Mason and it’s been a while
Replies: 34
Views: 1709

Re: ARTICLE: Lee Mason and it’s been a while

I can't remember what Joey was sent off for.
by duncandisorderly
Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Plumbing/washing machine.
Replies: 16
Views: 644

Re: Plumbing/washing machine.

It shouldn't be possible. Water from the taps could end up in the washer if the washer drain hose is positioned below the trap, but the water from the washer can't end up in the sink....gravity won't allow it. Anyway, you need a loop in your washer drain hose that takes it above the level of the tra...
by duncandisorderly
Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pet dogs kill owner
Replies: 43
Views: 2032

Re: Pet dogs kill owner

The uppermost cat think it's a dog, because cats shouldn't sleep like that. it probably thinks it's a dog because the one next to it is disguised as a black labrador puppy.
by duncandisorderly
Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pet dogs kill owner
Replies: 43
Views: 2032

Re: Pet dogs kill owner

Lancasterclaret wrote:Image



I call shenanigans. One of those dogs is fast asleep next to a basket of custard creams.

Also, tidy your bookshelf you savage.
by duncandisorderly
Wed Sep 25, 2019 8:06 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bury : No Wages
Replies: 734
Views: 50697

Re: Bury : No Wages

I know it's a bit old hat these days to criticise spelling and grammar, but that statement is so poorly written it's almost like he's a nigerian prince offering you a share of his inheritance.
by duncandisorderly
Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Thoughts?
Replies: 15
Views: 1563

Re: Thoughts?

I don't have kids, but this is ****** up. I don't really know what else to say about it. It's hard to remember being 6. I don't remember tossing off at play time though. I remember, as hipper says above, 'show me yours and I'll show you mine' whilst at primary school, but I kinda put that down to th...
by duncandisorderly
Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Referee confirmed for Aston Villa game
Replies: 32
Views: 1765

Re: Referee confirmed for Aston Villa game

10 years ago or more when he was properly rubbish. I'm sure there's an Arsenal game he was involved in that he made a balls up of, but apart from that I thought the consensus was he'd got better, no?
by duncandisorderly
Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley v Nottingham Forest - Under 23 Latest
Replies: 31
Views: 1709

Re: Burnley v Nottingham Forest - Under 23 Latest

maccclaret wrote:Max Ram is an unlikely name for a Forest starlet.


:lol: That's great.
by duncandisorderly
Sat Sep 21, 2019 11:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Danny Drinkwater
Replies: 130
Views: 4643

Re: Danny Drinkwater

It has everything to do with the transfer window because of our failure to sign a centre mid we ended up scratching around at the 11th hour and having to take a punt on a lad who hasn't played for 2 years and clearly has some off field issues. It's been said almost a million times that the DD deal ...
by duncandisorderly
Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Peter Beardsley
Replies: 72
Views: 2547

Re: Peter Beardsley

Gareth Bale looks like a monkey.
by duncandisorderly
Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Staggering stats from Saturday
Replies: 30
Views: 2695

Re: Staggering stats from Saturday

Lord Beamish wrote:They don’t do owt for me. I’ve never had a hand-shandy over a bowl of Cornflakes.



I'm not sure the idea is to bat one out into the cornflakes, tufty, but it would likely enhance the flavour.
by duncandisorderly
Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Staggering stats from Saturday
Replies: 30
Views: 2695

Re: Staggering stats from Saturday

Rowls wrote:
Most corn flakes are made in the USA



Cornflakes were invented as an attempt to stop people masturbating.
by duncandisorderly
Thu Sep 19, 2019 7:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Premier League TV Appearances 2019/20
Replies: 32
Views: 2981

Re: Premier League TV Appearances 2019/20

Are newcastle playing the rest of the teams on 9 or 10 games?
by duncandisorderly
Thu Sep 19, 2019 12:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Concussion substitutes
Replies: 32
Views: 1236

Re: Concussion substitutes

ClaretTony wrote:The way I've read it yes, but it is a decision that will be made by the medical staff attending the player and not by the manager.


independent medical staff or club staff?
by duncandisorderly
Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Netflix/Nowtv/Amazon etc
Replies: 2
Views: 501

Netflix/Nowtv/Amazon etc

Is there a website out there that lets you see what's available to watch at any given moment?

I know it's well lazy, but is there?
by duncandisorderly
Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Inter Milan Ultras say they aren't racist.
Replies: 26
Views: 2057

Re: Inter Milan Ultras say they aren't racist.

The only way to stop Lukaku is to give him ten bananas to eat.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49713647

What? It's not racist. It's nice. This is us being nice. It's a compliment. Not racist at all. No way.
by duncandisorderly
Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheff United
Replies: 45
Views: 4941

Re: Sheff United

Chuck? Chuck is for Charles. It's Duck for Duncan, which coincidentally is my cricket average.

Or is it

It's Duck for Duncan which, coincidentally, is my cricket average.

I never know where to place the comma.
by duncandisorderly
Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheff United
Replies: 45
Views: 4941

Re: Sheff United

Bosscat wrote:Cant fault your Math there Duncan m8 :D

Amazing how averaging 1 point per game in a 38 game season results in 38 points innit ;)


I'm a genius. Didn't need my calculator or anything.
by duncandisorderly
Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:34 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheff United
Replies: 45
Views: 4941

Re: Sheff United

Of the teams likely to be outside the top six, we have taken five points from nine, one home win and two away draws. That is more than satisfactory. We'd end up, if this were to be continued,with I think a minimum of 45/6 points. It's not brilliant but it's enough. 5 points from 15 available, conti...
by duncandisorderly
Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Alexa
Replies: 26
Views: 1511

Re: Alexa

Alexa doesn't do anything that you likely can't do yourself with other devices, but it's the convenience of it - as with most things these days.
by duncandisorderly
Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:36 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Drummers
Replies: 61
Views: 3297

Re: Drummers

Mangini is technically excellent but completely dry and soulless. (IMO, of course) His predecessor, Mike Portnoy, is superior in every way (again, IMO). I love Dream Theater, seen them many times, and John Petrucci is rightly hailed as a god in his field, but since Portnoy left I've struggled to fin...
by duncandisorderly
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: VAR to be stepped up
Replies: 32
Views: 2043

Re: VAR to be stepped up

So the on field refs have missed incidents that I presume would have been penalties (or a red card) 4 times in 80 games.

I don't suppose we can know how that compares pre VAR.

80! what a spaz.
40....
by duncandisorderly
Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: "Football is about opinions"
Replies: 14
Views: 864

Re: "Football is about opinions"

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by duncandisorderly
Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bury : No Wages
Replies: 734
Views: 50697

Re: Bury : No Wages

aggi wrote:That seems a bit strange, a council buying a football club seems like something that could open a whole can of worms.

I could understand them buying the ground but the club too is going to lead to problems.



In what way?
by duncandisorderly
Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brexit: The Naked Truth
Replies: 18187
Views: 338904

Re: Brexit: The Naked Truth

I think a hanged parliament might solve the current problem.
by duncandisorderly
Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brian Jensen
Replies: 16
Views: 2316

Re: Brian Jensen

I think claretforshaw means 'where did he come from' as in, 'where have we signed him from?'
by duncandisorderly
Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:36 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: burnley vs pne 96/97 season
Replies: 34
Views: 1409

Re: burnley vs pne 96/97 season

I hope they come up this season (as long as we stay up).
I'm not that bothered if we never play Blackburn again, but the games against PNE were always good fun.
And they'd be rubbish.
by duncandisorderly
Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:06 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: burnley vs pne 96/97 season
Replies: 34
Views: 1409

Re: burnley vs pne 96/97 season

That was the start of an unbroken 12 year mini rivalry with PNE. It was an ersatz arrangement due to us barely playing R*vers in that time, but it was quite an affair, while it lasted. Then we had the temerity to finally put the debate about who was the Superior team to bed, and we’ve left them beh...
by duncandisorderly
Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: burnley vs pne 96/97 season
Replies: 34
Views: 1409

Re: burnley vs pne 96/97 season

There was weird friendly against Preston one year in the mid nineties that I remember being at but can't remember much else - it was a night game, I was a kid, went to the latin quarter I think it was called for tea afterwards with my mum (who never went on't turf) and dad, and I think we scored 5. ...
by duncandisorderly
Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Managers if we'd gone down.
Replies: 47
Views: 2317

Re: Managers if we'd gone down.

Not fishing, honest. It was more to highlight how sparse the choice is.
If, for instance, we'd have been relegated last season instead of Huddersfield, I'd not be happy if Adkins or Harris became our new manager.

We aren't going down and it's not a problem, just a hypothetical.
by duncandisorderly
Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Managers if we'd gone down.
Replies: 47
Views: 2317

Managers if we'd gone down.

The Adkins to Huddersfield (fax) thread got me thinking about who is available that we'd actually want and/or could get. Assuming we went down, and assuming SD either jumped or was pushed, are there any 'good' candidates for a newly relegated team? I know it's different because we'd have a bit more ...
by duncandisorderly
Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Adkins to Huddersfax
Replies: 39
Views: 3704

Re: Adkins to Huddersfax

Neil Harris is Mr Millwall isn't he? Either something rotten in the den or (relatively) massive money on offer.
by duncandisorderly
Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Roy Keane speaks out about two former Clarets
Replies: 82
Views: 6077

Re: ARTICLE: Roy Keane speaks out about two former Clarets

ClaretTony wrote:I’d say Ball’s was a horribly mistimed challenge. Gayle’s was horrible. Spooner eventually successfully sued us.



For what?
by duncandisorderly
Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Interesting interview with Robbie Blake
Replies: 10
Views: 1852

Re: Interesting interview with Robbie Blake

Good article, but it was 5-0 down at half time wasn't it?
by duncandisorderly
Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Robbie's ready
Replies: 20
Views: 1922

Re: Robbie's ready

We seem to have had more than our fair share of ACLs down the years (Duff, Barnes and Vokes to name a few) and each time it takes around a couple of years for us to see the best of them again. They come back after a year or so but then suffer the usual niggles which come after these sorts of injuri...
by duncandisorderly
Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Defour joins Antwerp
Replies: 125
Views: 12834

Re: ARTICLE: Defour joins Antwerp

What's the matter? Did he hit the clause in his contract that states he doesn't earn anymore after X days injured? We all know what he was after. I'm as cynical as the next bloke, but I think Defour was after proving himself in the 'best league in the world'. He could have gone to (china? middle ea...
by duncandisorderly
Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ok boys own up...
Replies: 14
Views: 2498

Re: Ok boys own up...

Why's he got half a lemon on his head?
by duncandisorderly
Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Benson
Replies: 92
Views: 6883

Re: Benson

I really do have a bit of a thing against the loan system, but the argument that you seem to think is "my" argument is not relevant to my belief that we should be aiming to send our young players to championship clubs. We are Premier League. Can anyone seriously disagree that we should be...
by duncandisorderly
Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:22 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Only 7,400 on
Replies: 45
Views: 2989

Re: Only 7,400 on

I don't think we would have taken nearly 1.1k up to Sunderland for a mid week league cup game at £20 a pop, when we only took 1.2 to wolves for a premier league game on Sunday. That's only my opinion. Fans are fed up of the no shows and disrespect shown to even try and have a go at winning somethin...
by duncandisorderly
Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The 'edit' feature
Replies: 19
Views: 747

Re: The 'edit' feature

Oh right.
So I made a post with a spelling mistake on the Bury thread and Dark Cloud liked it. I could have then edited it to call Dark Cloud a load of nasty names and he'd have looked silly then for liking it, but no one else would have known it'd have been edited.

Cool.
by duncandisorderly
Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The 'edit' feature
Replies: 19
Views: 747

The 'edit' feature

How come sometimes when you edit a post does it say that it's been edited and sometimes it doesn't?
by duncandisorderly
Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bury : No Wages
Replies: 734
Views: 50697

Re: Bury : No Wages

I have no knowledge whatsoever about covenants, but if there is no sport to be played on it, then at some point the covenant must surely become void?

Like letting a listing fall into unsafe conditions so you can knock it down and use the land?

...listing is shorthand for 'listed building...'
by duncandisorderly
Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's the most annoying late goal you've seen us concede?
Replies: 58
Views: 2526

Re: What's the most annoying late goal you've seen us concede?

Imploding Turtle » "It does matter because if Ox hit it then it would be a goal that, by he laws of the game at the time, should have been ruled out. But as they were, even though common sense says the goal shouldn't have counted, the laws were that because it was ball to hand and accidental t...
by duncandisorderly
Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Burnley go nap against the Toffees in first home game
Replies: 12
Views: 833

Re: ARTICLE: Burnley go nap against the Toffees in first home game

Royboyclaret wrote:Might be of interest to some that in the programme for that first home game against Everton the Club was offering season tickets starting at £2/2 shillings (£2.10p in modern currency) for adults and £1/15 shillings (£1.75p) for juveniles.


How did that compare to the average weekly wage?
by duncandisorderly
Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Portsmouth v Rotherham postponrd
Replies: 10
Views: 2016

Re: Portsmouth v Rotherham postponrd

There's a festival on this weekend.
by duncandisorderly
Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's footy
Replies: 71
Views: 2695

Re: Today's footy

Imploding Turtle wrote:Jesus. Almost NSFL. https://twitter.com/i/status/1165271761497124865



I had to check the southampton lad was still playing before I clicked on that. That's outrageous.

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