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by ZizkovClaret
Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:26 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The transfer business we should be doing? Hint: Its not a player
Replies: 2
Views: 203

Re: The transfer business we should be doing? Hint: Its not a player

cricketfieldclarets wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:14 am
Weird I watched moneyball last night. Interesting film and concept. Isn’t this what Brentford use?
Yup, thats where he is atm. Time to test the theory with a bid to bring him here
by ZizkovClaret
Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Whos honest enough to admit eating SD humble pie
Replies: 88
Views: 2617

Re: Whos honest enough to admit eating SD humble pie

Was never Dyche out, however i felt the front 2 needed a change as it had gone stale. Barnes' injury though obviously unfortunate has proved timely imho
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Jan 22, 2020 11:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Circus themed fancy dress
Replies: 2
Views: 224

Circus themed fancy dress

Friend was asking for costume ideas, she's a size 8 so i suggested an xxl t-shirt and wear it as a dress

She looked at me funny

I said "well, its a big top innit?" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ALICANTE
Replies: 26
Views: 1163

Re: ALICANTE

Quite liked Sotogrande when i was there (the more organic residential area rather than the identikit flats around the marinas) but that might be a smidge too far
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ALICANTE
Replies: 26
Views: 1163

Re: ALICANTE

Burnley1989 wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:48 pm
I have been on 3 stag do's there and had a great laugh but wouldn't take my family.

Having said that we had 5-6 hours in Benidorm recently when 10 of us we were stopping in Calpe and we had a great day out.
Yeah very much meant old town not "smacks-on-sea" ;)
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ALICANTE
Replies: 26
Views: 1163

Re: ALICANTE

Hopey1786 wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:07 pm
God
Help
Us
tbf i hear Benidorm old town is quite nice
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:51 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Maddison
Replies: 53
Views: 3687

Re: Maddison

Jakubs Tash wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:19 am
And how would you feel if he dives to win a penalty that sends us down?
Hanging would be too good for him :lol: . im just not a hypocrite
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Maddison
Replies: 53
Views: 3687

Re: Maddison

If he dives and gets a pen that wins us the Euro's final, i wont give a shiney shite lol
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ray Donovan
Replies: 7
Views: 950

Re: Ray Donovan

The more i read about Jon Voight, the less i think he's acting playing an old selfish asshole ;)
by ZizkovClaret
Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley FC - In memoriam 2019
Replies: 35
Views: 1540

Re: Burnley FC - In memoriam 2019

Except referee Taylor who blew the whistle before we got to the end of the list. Would it really have been a problem to wait for an extra 10 seconds or so to allow those at the end of the alphabet to be read in silence? Typical PL referee lack of awareness and failure to apply commonsense. The Glob...
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 3 Nights in Magaluf - Im going to hate it arent i?
Replies: 24
Views: 1721

Re: 3 Nights in Magaluf - Im going to hate it arent i?

Top Claret wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:57 pm
Could be freezing cold in April, take your thermals
Be warmer than here :lol:
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 3 Nights in Magaluf - Im going to hate it arent i?
Replies: 24
Views: 1721

Re: 3 Nights in Magaluf - Im going to hate it arent i?

bobinho wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:52 pm
Three days surrounded by teenagers acting like cocks cos they’re sniffed up and ****** up?

Yep. Be a real do that... like Burnley on Saturday afternoon but with sun.
Hey if all else fails ill sup on the balcony with a sea view and dip during the day when tey're all sleeping it off
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gwyneth Paltrow
Replies: 36
Views: 2663

Re: Gwyneth Paltrow

I'll always hold a candle for her. Just didn't realise she'd want me to hold it "there" so it picks up a whiff of her :lol:
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 3 Nights in Magaluf - Im going to hate it arent i?
Replies: 24
Views: 1721

3 Nights in Magaluf - Im going to hate it arent i?

Booked 3 nights in Magaluf in April then down to somewhere else on the island for 4 nights.

Anyone else been as a 30-odd yr old?

Quite looking forward to some trashy British themed bars as an exile :lol:
by ZizkovClaret
Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: EH
Replies: 44
Views: 3017

Re: EH

I cant help but feel if Dyche had EH's budget we would be comfortably mid table
by ZizkovClaret
Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:33 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Our new RB
Replies: 33
Views: 2466

Re: Our new RB

Nah i like Hendrick on the right, tucking in to a midfield 3 to let Mcneill roam on the left
by ZizkovClaret
Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:34 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How can we stop this downward spiral and survive this season?
Replies: 120
Views: 4623

Re: How can we stop this downward spiral and survive this season?

433 Back four with Fullbacks given license to roam. Tight midfield 3 triangle with Cork / New signing / Tarky sitting deep and Hendrick & Westwood in front Wood or Barnes up top with Mcneill + Vydra/Jay/Lennon buzzing around from either side. Whats the worst that can happen? We look stale and out of...
by ZizkovClaret
Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:28 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dean Smith & Drinkwater
Replies: 252
Views: 15610

Re: Dean Smith & Drinkwater

He's simply the new Michael Johnson isn't he? Very sad
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Connor Wickham - Dyche signing in the making?
Replies: 16
Views: 1864

Connor Wickham - Dyche signing in the making?

With Tosun going to Palace, i really wouldnt be surprised if Dyche went in for Wickham, especially to free up Vydra for a move
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Jan 10, 2020 12:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Iran accused of shooting ukranian plane down .
Replies: 75
Views: 2521

Re: Iran accused of shooting ukranian plane down .

I increasingly suspect someone at the airport heard Canadian accents, mis-heard them as American, and his Iranian equivalent redneck ass got his old shoulder launched missile that he somehow had, and shot it at the plane.

That should be a wild guess but i really dont know
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Steven Fletcher
Replies: 11
Views: 1965

Re: Steven Fletcher

I maintain he would have benefitted from a bollocking and orders to stay between the width of the 18 yard box, especially when playing up top on his own

I will die on this hill.
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: When your footy work colleague leaves...?
Replies: 6
Views: 683

Re: When your footy work colleague leaves...?

Get her linked to here
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:04 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: No longer tabboo but have you seen anyone in it?
Replies: 43
Views: 2715

Re: No longer tabboo but have you seen anyone in it?

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:48 am
Wait while you start musing about zizkov in latex strolling round the garden :D
Dont get too excited, i never wore the stuff myself. The talc bill would bankrupt me :lol:
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:27 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: No longer tabboo but have you seen anyone in it?
Replies: 43
Views: 2715

Re: No longer tabboo but have you seen anyone in it?

Torture Gardens, lol seems to be going in a different tangent now and of course discussing wearing latex I can see that happening, mind beginning to bogle a little now!. I am laughing to myself now wondering how many people have been googling Torture Gardens :) Sounds very BDSM, which is another su...
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: No longer tabboo but have you seen anyone in it?
Replies: 43
Views: 2715

Re: No longer tabboo but have you seen anyone in it?

I think I have always been somewhat liberated in my dress sense and tend to ignore many conventions such as you need to be below a certain age to wear something, I tend to like classical clothes which tend to be better made and last longer but never really go out of fashion. My sister for example i...
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: No longer tabboo but have you seen anyone in it?
Replies: 43
Views: 2715

Re: No longer tabboo but have you seen anyone in it?

Yes I bought a skirt and top for a fancy dress, was very surprised how it flattered certain parts and went out very self conscious, at the party I certainly attracted some attention, mostly guys just looking, a few commented but numerous women asking about the outfit, where I got it etc. I didn't g...
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: No longer tabboo but have you seen anyone in it?
Replies: 43
Views: 2715

Re: No longer tabboo but have you seen anyone in it?

Yup, but i dare say lasses are more adventurous in these parts.

Saying that i also know a couple of redheaded irish twins who are absolute stunners who wear that sort of stuff
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Body found in Towneley Park
Replies: 13
Views: 2519

Re: Body found in Towneley Park

Very sad. RIP
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sky Sports Dave Jones
Replies: 107
Views: 5956

Re: Sky Sports Dave Jones

Sky do treat us like children. Commentators apologising for “any foul language you may have heard” ticks me off. Walk past any primary school and the kids are effing and jeffing at each other. IIRC all sports broadcasts are given a "U" certification, and so whether it be boxing, or football, any fo...
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:43 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: War with Iran?
Replies: 105
Views: 4998

Re: War with Iran?

This plane crash in Iran seems a bit of a coincidence. Was reading something about people complaining about overnight flights from Abu Dhabi and the like being delayed or cancelled. You would think people might put 2 and 2 together and understand why that airspace may not be the place to be overnight
by ZizkovClaret
Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jokes wanted....
Replies: 121
Views: 8070

Re: Jokes wanted....

Lad i know has started inhaling helium as its cheaper than heroin and he's trying to get clean
I asked him, do you get high?

He said, kinda but the ceiling gets in the way
by ZizkovClaret
Mon Jan 06, 2020 3:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 22037
Views: 985708

Re: adeola friday

Painless?
by ZizkovClaret
Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who would you want
Replies: 64
Views: 3512

Re: Who would you want

Jindřich Trpišovský
by ZizkovClaret
Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche "intrigued" with Vydra reception
Replies: 97
Views: 6041

Re: Dyche "intrigued" with Vydra reception

I did and do wonder why he didn't go for Vydra and Jay to start with. Wood's injury has hardly dismissed this
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Jan 01, 2020 11:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Car Park: Towneley High School
Replies: 89
Views: 4529

Re: Car Park: Towneley High School

on what planet is 1 pound 50 not cheap for 2 hours parking?

You cant even get a twix for that! :lol:
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Jan 01, 2020 11:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bus service for night matches
Replies: 33
Views: 1937

Re: Bus service for night matches

One might question the proclivity of OAP's to vote for Tories, with their record of cutting transport subsidies and whatnot.....
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Jan 01, 2020 11:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Car Park: Towneley High School
Replies: 89
Views: 4529

Re: Car Park: Towneley High School

Steddyman wrote:
Wed Jan 01, 2020 11:11 am
Yep. £1.50 per visit, which is around 2 hours for a match, so not cheap.
Sounds cheap to me
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Jan 01, 2020 10:34 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bus service for night matches
Replies: 33
Views: 1937

Re: Bus service for night matches

There did used to be a National Express from Burnley about 10:15pm, although the dog leg route meant you were lucky if you got to manc before midnight
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Jan 01, 2020 10:33 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bus service for night matches
Replies: 33
Views: 1937

Re: Bus service for night matches

In the cold weather especially being a OAP you are less concerned about quicker travelling times & the preferred warmer option is to catch 1 bus to the destination rather than a cold changeover. Time isn't a issue lack of comfort is. Would an OAP not have the option to use the train free of charge ...
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Jan 01, 2020 10:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: John Swift
Replies: 9
Views: 1311

Re: John Swift

Same name as my grandad so would be nice to see that name line up for Burnley, even if Grandad didnt give a toss about football :lol:
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Dec 31, 2019 9:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bus service for night matches
Replies: 33
Views: 1937

Re: Bus service for night matches

Im bloody spoilt here, make no bones about it. Public transport 24/7, and for around 30p a day
by ZizkovClaret
Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bus service for night matches
Replies: 33
Views: 1937

Re: Bus service for night matches

Been raised several times, including my complaint that people travelling to Manchester should get priority when other buses are still running up manchester road after 3pm KO's. Burnley and Pendle simply do not give a shiney shite. I strongly suspect they will not put on a later service for post even...
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Dec 20, 2019 4:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can anyone help me get two tickets to the United game?
Replies: 26
Views: 1871

Re: Can anyone help me get two tickets to the United game?

Went into the ticket office this morning with my son to hopefully buy two tickets for himself and his son . We was "greeted" by a young lad with about as much charisma and customer skills as a cardboard cut out. After showing him my clarets number, we were told in a monotone voice that there was no...
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: CFS likened to hillsbrough
Replies: 93
Views: 4455

Re: CFS likened to hillsbrough

Could they knock a back wall through and put marquees on the edges of the cricket field?
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Vesele Vanoce and a little Otter for Matej and Sarka Vydra
Replies: 2
Views: 662

Vesele Vanoce and a little Otter for Matej and Sarka Vydra

✅ 🎉🎀🎊 wonderful news 👏🏻! Matej otter became daddy! Cell Team Chovanec Sport Agency congratulates friend and sarka on the birth of the firstborn daughter of vanesy. The girl was born yesterday at the hospital near apolinar at Mr. MD. Šimjáka.
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: European Holidays after Brexit
Replies: 85
Views: 3585

Re: European Holidays after Brexit

ten bellies wrote:
Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:51 pm
Refusing entry for returning Remainer holiday makers could solve any potential UK overcrowding issues.
Please do ;)
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Drinkwater to Besiktas?
Replies: 42
Views: 3870

Re: Drinkwater to Besiktas?

Hedontplayforyou wrote:
Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:32 pm
Whispers that Besiktas are going to offer Drinkwater an 18 month loan deal, is he leaving us in January, and if so who are we replacing him with?
I hear scouts are being sent to the BB11 "first pint free queue" for a similar replacement :lol:
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New Star Wars film
Replies: 44
Views: 1948

Re: New Star Wars film

Well, i liked it. I think
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gibson
Replies: 87
Views: 4956

Re: Gibson

Im curious about a potential back 3 with Mee and Gibson as stoppers and Tarks as the ball player in the middle. We should certainly be trying it against Peterborough