Search found 2840 matches

by ZizkovClaret
Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lowerhouse new pro
Replies: 45
Views: 1332

Re: Lowerhouse new pro

Local cricketer wrote:Come on zizoov you know if you want my old wooden pallet for the bonfire you need to keep me sweet


We're more the witch burning types in these parts tbh

https://www.pragueurbanadventures.com/2019/04/29/burning-of-the-witches/
by ZizkovClaret
Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lowerhouse new pro
Replies: 45
Views: 1332

Re: Lowerhouse new pro

Local cricketer wrote:Poor from you zizkov. Not been plain sailing down the ouse has any pre 2004 supporters will tell you


Just playing to type with the old arrogance ;)
by ZizkovClaret
Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lowerhouse new pro
Replies: 45
Views: 1332

Re: Lowerhouse new pro

Longsidelenny wrote:Is he good enough for us up the colne


He's a fair enough cricketer, not sure how he is with a bucket
by ZizkovClaret
Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lowerhouse new pro
Replies: 45
Views: 1332

Re: Lowerhouse new pro

Quickenthetempo wrote:I see Matt Walker is leaving Read.

Is he coming back to Lowerhouse?

He's the best player out of all the youth academy has produced down there isn't he?


He might fancy staying in a less challenging environment like Padiham maybe where he can be the big fish in a small pond
by ZizkovClaret
Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lowerhouse new pro
Replies: 45
Views: 1332

Re: Lowerhouse new pro

Looks promising. Hopefully he can lead by example in some run chases and get us scoring quicker early doors
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:23 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Drummers
Replies: 58
Views: 1588

Re: Drummers

Our kid :D
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Dyche speaks on Drinkwater
Replies: 82
Views: 4171

Re: ARTICLE: Dyche speaks on Drinkwater

Burnleyareback2 wrote:Another thread descends into the subject of the Messiah Vydra.


He's not the Messiah, but Danny is a naughty boy! ;)
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: "Football is about opinions"
Replies: 14
Views: 699

Re: "Football is about opinions"

Foshiznik wrote:Opinions are like fetishes, Everyone secretly has one but yours is wrong and you should feel ashamed.


Ain't that the fun? ;)
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: VAR to be stepped up
Replies: 32
Views: 1650

Re: VAR to be stepped up

ClaretTony wrote:No chance of him naming the incidents


I thought as much
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: "Football is about opinions"
Replies: 14
Views: 699

Re: "Football is about opinions"

Foshiznik wrote:"Opinion is the medium between knowledge and ignorance..."

Plato


"Opinions are like arseholes"

Sigmund Freud
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: VAR to be stepped up
Replies: 32
Views: 1650

Re: VAR to be stepped up

Schars equaliser at Watford. Thielemanns stamp on Callum Wilson. A City pen when Lerma stood on Silvas foot. A West Ham pen when Haller was fouled by Norwichs Trybull. No mention of Jiminez foul on Pieters!! Did they actually name incidents? Surely if this represents a mid-season change the teams a...
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump to ban flavoured e cigarettes
Replies: 40
Views: 1169

Re: Trump to ban flavoured e cigarettes

:lol: Imagine if its just to wind up his mrs if she likes them :lol:
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:55 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: "Football is about opinions"
Replies: 14
Views: 699

"Football is about opinions"

What a load of balls. This is just a line trotted out by pundits and phone-in show hosts to justify their own existence.

Or am i wrong?
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Freddie Flintoff
Replies: 12
Views: 1192

Re: Freddie Flintoff

Top Gear stunt. IMO this high speed stuff should be done by trained pro drivers. Leave the presenters to presenting
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kompany Testimonial
Replies: 40
Views: 1560

Re: Kompany Testimonial

MACCA wrote:Yes, Joe Hart in the City goal.

Some quality on the pitch.

Wonder if its awkward with former players, managers coming back together.


Probably hard to be too bitter when your bog seats solid gold tbh
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brexit: The Naked Truth
Replies: 14002
Views: 257307

Re: Brexit: The Naked Truth

Enjoying yourself pal aren’t you And I know there’s a fair chance that you’re going to rejoice on the revoking of article 50 and the defeat of Brexit BUT No deal is also becoming more likely even if it’s the underdog. Plus the quiet peaceful 17.39 million of the 17.4 may rise up Now I’m getting exc...
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Sep 11, 2019 2:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brexit: The Naked Truth
Replies: 14002
Views: 257307

Re: Brexit: The Naked Truth

Who are parliament accountable to? obviously not the public as at every step they do what they want, as seen from the astonishing scenes in parliament. And talks of Boris using tactics for Brexit, well what the hell has the last 6 months been about where at every turn, the party's that all want rem...
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Sep 11, 2019 2:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brexit: The Naked Truth
Replies: 14002
Views: 257307

Re: Brexit: The Naked Truth

MP's are elected to represent the best interests of their constituents. They are not necessarily intended to merely directly apply the wished of their constituents. This can be controversial, but it is the way it is designed. Hence Rory Stewart for example, from a leave voting area, may now judge th...
by ZizkovClaret
Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:45 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Czech Republic v England 11th October 2019
Replies: 6
Views: 566

Re: Czech Republic v England 11th October 2019

Zizkov, thanks for the link, that's awesome. I live in Munich so me and some colleagues are getting the bus across for the weekend. Will it be ok in the home end if it is known we are English?! As long as you aren't d!cks about it aye haha. Id try and avoid the Tribuna Sever and go near to the blac...
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Czech Republic v England 11th October 2019
Replies: 6
Views: 566

Re: Czech Republic v England 11th October 2019

Funkydrummer wrote:The lingo is not known to me !

Opened in Firefox btw.


Try in Chrome, that should do the trick
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Czech Republic v England 11th October 2019
Replies: 6
Views: 566

Re: Czech Republic v England 11th October 2019

Funkydrummer wrote:That's as clear as mud ZC :? :?


Really? What you struggling with? (Open in chrome btw to get it to auto translate)
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Czech Republic v England 11th October 2019
Replies: 6
Views: 566

Czech Republic v England 11th October 2019

*Posted this on the England game thread but it might get missed there so here we go* In case you fancy the game in Prague in October and cant get in the away end, tickets can be found here: http://www.vstupenkyfotbal.cz/ (Open in Google Chrome for auto-translation) (You have to buy a package with th...
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ocky Erasmus
Replies: 66
Views: 2643

Re: Ocky Erasmus

He's a really top guy and I wish him well. I do find it slightly surprising that BCC have gone for more than a one year, bearing in mind he had a serious injury most of last season, but I genuinely hope he does well for them and helps them finish just above the relegation zone. Sure they would hate...
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England vs Kosovo
Replies: 128
Views: 2568

Re: England vs Kosovo

BTW in case you fancy the game in Prague in October and cant get in the away end, tickets can be found here:
http://www.vstupenkyfotbal.cz/

(You have to buy a package with the NIO game on the tuesday. Any unused e-tickets for that game would be gratefully received and re-distributed ;) ha)
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England vs Kosovo
Replies: 128
Views: 2568

Re: England vs Kosovo

I'd like to see a B international so they can give the fringe players a try, and ideally see a back unit of Pope with Mee and Tarks in front of him

Lad can dream anyway :lol:
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England vs Kosovo
Replies: 128
Views: 2568

Re: England vs Kosovo

I like Sancho. Honestly, i think Rashford might end up being the Ian Wright of this generation as there really is only room for one out and out striker with the players we have
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ocky Erasmus
Replies: 66
Views: 2643

Re: Ocky Erasmus

MACCA wrote:Says on the Burnley CC statement it's a multi year deal.

So seems at least 2 years, maybe 3 like someone said above.


Sticking your neck out there :lol:
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ocky Erasmus
Replies: 66
Views: 2643

Re: Ocky Erasmus

Local cricketer wrote:Believe one off the "amateurs" is taking over


I wouldn't have thought so....
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ocky Erasmus
Replies: 66
Views: 2643

Re: Ocky Erasmus

Honestly, as a Lowerhouse fan, good luck to Ocki, but we didnt renew and he was free to join whoever he likes.

I look forward to seeing who comes in next at Liverpool Rd
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: wow !! how good are scotland thesedays ?
Replies: 31
Views: 1585

Re: wow !! how good are scotland thesedays ?

Surely they could make a back 3 of units like Hanley, stick their quality full backs on either side of a solid midfield 5, and stick two big lumps up front to get on the end of crosses
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Blackpool hotel recommendations
Replies: 32
Views: 1907

Re: Blackpool hotel recommendations

Last time i stayed in Blackpool was the same time Rangers were in manchester for the UEFA Final I stayed at Patey's B&B which was very nice and great value (I seem to remember he put me in a Double for the single rate) Is he still posting on here? I remember Snr and Junior used to be on the boar...
by ZizkovClaret
Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The best song from the last 2000 years
Replies: 24
Views: 1099

Re: The best song from the last 2000 years

Witchita Lineman
by ZizkovClaret
Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Drink water injury
Replies: 463
Views: 25151

Re: Drink water injury

From a Sky New reporter on Twitter: "Danny Drinkwater will meet Sean Dyche tmrw to discuss future, after SSN confirmed reports he was beaten up whilst drunk outside Manchester nightclub last w/end. Out for several weeks with injured ankle. #cfc aware and supporting, but #burnley will take lead...
by ZizkovClaret
Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lancashire League final day
Replies: 118
Views: 2478

Re: Lancashire League final day

Burnley1989 wrote:Smit out!!!

Ball driven back and bowler gets his finger tips to it and runs Smit out


I wondered what that cheer i heard was! ;)
by ZizkovClaret
Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Online ticketing - charges
Replies: 8
Views: 440

Re: Online ticketing - charges

mechanisms in place to stop the touting industry. They ARE a decent proportion of the touting industry https://www.nme.com/news/music/ticket-master-accused-running-own-ticket-touting-programme-2381649 https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/jul/19/live-nation-metallica-tickets-resale-sites-concerts
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads
Replies: 29
Views: 2777

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Yeah bringing the family south. . Gotta get outta this place for a while. Have a relative in Redcar we're staying with at the weekend


F**k me your home must be rough as arseholes if you're going on a mini-break to redcar
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: employment issue
Replies: 16
Views: 1215

Re: employment issue

Sounds made up
by ZizkovClaret
Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lowerhouse Canteen closes
Replies: 15
Views: 1840

Re: Lowerhouse Canteen closes

Never went in, but i saw this on their page and f**k me...... :lol: :lol: :lol: https://scontent.fprg1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/53528491_369223423670867_7908184086529703936_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_oc=AQma6EogBUQvm8MUTjbTAtQjQvhk_oitb6z3KgT-guwZU6lQmmzaNAr_qnDl-ZiBtKs&_nc_ht=scontent.fprg1-...
by ZizkovClaret
Sat Aug 31, 2019 3:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: E Cigs
Replies: 54
Views: 1988

Re: E Cigs

Puff the magic dickhead
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Farting
Replies: 90
Views: 3061

Re: Farting

Steve1956 wrote:I know this is disgusting but has anyone ever cupped a fart to get a true smell of it?

I'm asking for my friend.


Ever Hadouken!'d one?
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Aug 30, 2019 7:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: John Peel
Replies: 6
Views: 706

Re: John Peel

Bit noncey though tbf. Balance and all that....
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Aug 30, 2019 7:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BRING A TIN FOR THE BIN
Replies: 61
Views: 2981

Re: BRING A TIN FOR THE BIN

*edited sober*
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Zizkov's team photo is a thing of beauty
Replies: 32
Views: 2254

Re: Zizkov's team photo is a thing of beauty

This does make me think though, should Burnley be a bit more local in their choice of photo locations, especially for the leisurewear? Vydra up Duke Bar at the Czech food shop Lowton and Westwood messing around on the boating lake in Thompson Park Hendrick in Tesco Dyche out back at the Royal Dyche ...
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Farting
Replies: 90
Views: 3061

Re: Farting

Jeez was just in the gentleman's relaxation area and the fella in the trap next door emitted a stench so acrid it hit the back of my throat
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Aug 30, 2019 3:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Zizkov's team photo is a thing of beauty
Replies: 32
Views: 2254

Re: Zizkov's team photo is a thing of beauty

In the memorial garden. Loads of great angles for photos. Are they off to a Gay Pride Parade in those boots? And no I’m not homophobic, it just reminded me of the flag. Haha they are a bit floral aren't they? but if they keep winning 3-0 with goals like the third from Sunday they can wear what they...
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Aug 30, 2019 3:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Farting
Replies: 90
Views: 3061

Re: Farting

Fenwick wrote:Why is it you dont mind the smell of your own?


Your sense of smell is designed to alert you to a change in environment. So, its a combo of the material being from you, and then the static smell fading that means if you're sitting in it so to speak, you dont really notice it half as much
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Aug 30, 2019 3:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Farting
Replies: 90
Views: 3061

Re: Farting

Steve1956 wrote:When I fart and then laugh.....she goes on a tirade of rants...her favourite being "your nearly 70 years old and laughing at you farts" :D


Hey, if you are nearly 70 and can still trust your farts, you arent doing too bad fella
by ZizkovClaret
Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Why do people do the following?
Replies: 32
Views: 2347

Re: Why do people do the following?

Same reason we say Colin W****r

Go to advanced search