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I couldn't give flying fcuk what he may have done/ not done; the look on his face when the ball was sitting in the back of the turds net is all I care to remember him by.

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More front than Blackpool; more faces than the town hall clock; more bull sh.it than a cattle ranch. Take a bow, Walter (Owen Coyle) Mitty.

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Looks like a crest of a newly founded club, that the 10yr old son of the 2nd hand car dealer owner has scribbled on some scrap paper.

As much as I dislike Leeds, where is the connection to the city/ its industry/ its heritage/ Yaarksha, etc.

Awful.

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only won 1 in the last 6 games in the league (or something like that). Cup run has probably affected them.

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Dyche and Woan do indeed stay in an apartment in Whalley, have done for a few years (think BFC own it). A young waiter in the Aspinall Arms, Mitton, told me Dyche often popped in for a steak and a quiet drink (this was a few months ago mind you). He said Dyche was a true gent and a lovely, down to e...

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Sid, just don't bother engaging with the attention seeking weirdo. I'm all for a bit of open debate, something different on a football forum, but all this regurgitated 'look at me, I'm the moral compass/ if you don't agree with me you are a fascist/ Nazi/ knuckle dragger', etc etc is just tedious. P...

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Is he better than what we've currently got/ does he improve the football team - erm, yes.
does Dyche want him - erm, yes.
is his signing likely to 'break the bank' long term for Burnley - erm, no.

that's that then.

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'big do's and little do's'

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59 years old ? absolutely no age, RIP Cyrille Regis. A real memory of my childhood, watching him for West Brom on MoTD. Just imagine terraces full of people shouting the most vile abuse at people like Regis, it's just beyond belief. Ironic that there's a thread on this messageboard of fans still beh...

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Sid, go out with a bang and die happy.

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'7th in the league and you are still slagging the club off' I'm convinced some blokes on this MB could wake up in a luxury penthouse suite in a Las Vegas hotel, surrounded by a gaggle of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, with the bath overflowing with champagne and a suitcase full of money, and they'...

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Women have this amazingly talented way of completely blocking a pub bar, I don't know how they do it, but it only takes 5 or 6 of 'em together, all chatting at the same time/ then getting served individually/ then going through the whole drinks menu before deciding on 'half a lager n lime'/ then roo...

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UpTheBeehole wrote: End product isn't one of Dyche's priorities. UpTheBeehole wrote: What was the last time the UK was invaded? What purpose does the modern army serve? Our enemies aren't other armies any more, it's not the 1870s Yes folks, I know it's hard to believe, but these individuals are out ...

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Saxoman »
'Id have him at Rovers leading our inevitable charge back to the premier league.'

Yup, we've missed him, but the bell end's back, and he's still one of shadsworths' finest crack heads, talking bol lox.

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Etihad is an awful football stadium. Looks pretty, it's 'nice', organised and got more facilities than I care to mention, etc, but it just doesn't feel right. Happy, clappy shiny shi-te football. Give me Maine Road and The Turf any day.

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Is Lass O Gowrie still open?

It was last time I was over, though that was several months ago. Peveril was closed, but I think its since re-opened.

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'Never been a manager so widely worshipped by fans as OC.'

Somebody's been emptying the medicine cupboard again, haven't they.

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Should be a few (thousand) Clarets drinking early doors in Manchester city centre this weekend. Always a great place for several beers. I'll nominate a few to kick it off... The City Arms The Marble Arch Britons Protection The Crown & Kettle Lass O Gowrie Hopefully I'll be able to find my way to the...

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Decent effort Pal, but waaaaay to many words. Most of our lot are either:
a) pis-sed up and have difficulty remembering their own names, never mind 8 verses,
or
b) busy snorting that white stuff and then singing faster than a speeding train.

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pureclaret wrote»
'Kaptin1 Is Penelope as fit in real life as on tv'

Is it OK to consider a cartoon character as ahem, shaggable ? Cos if it is, Daphne from Scooby Doos' gettin' it.

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Postby Dyched » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:56 am

'What has Theo actually done apart from grow a beard?'

Erm, fall over a lot, whilst earning more money than a third World country.

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Wait, hang on a minute. I know this is a MB for discussion on all things football and Claret and Blue, BUT has someone suggested we try to buy Adam Lallana. That's Adam Lallana.

That's got to be the post of the (New) year so far. Brilliant.

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Edit ** Clueless !!!

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Just a couple of quotes (there's many more of a similar vein)from the Liverpool forum. Totally clueless. What is it with the supporters of the so called 'big 6'. Arrogance personified. 'It's because he's a prick who plays diabolical football. His team do nothing but hoof, dive and dangerously foul t...

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I thought the chant to him was 'you're just a sh-it theo walcott' ?, which was mildly amusing. Anyways, the CFS gave him a bit of stick, he gave a bit back, so what. He's like many other Prem league players, overpaid, overrated and a bit obnoxious. Oh, and he cost Lpool £35 million and will no doubt...

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Just seen Wenger complaining about a penalty given against them in the West Brom game. Hilarious.

That's called Karma, you French cnut.

New Year Prick List nominee.

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I collapsed about 3am (I think) having enjoyed several ales (Pride and Joy beer, yum yum), a bottle of red wine (Claret of course) and a couple of Cognac's. Woke up an hour ago feeling OK (ish). Will be in the Bridge about 12.30pm to see how it goes.

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Early U2 - October, New Years Day, Sunday Bloody Sunday, Unforgettable Fire, Joshua Tree - very, very good, a raw, proper rock band. What came later was a bit naff.

Bono complete with orange sunglasses, running around the planet like some latter day saint hasn't helped.

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At the end of the day, Man Utd arguably the biggest club on the planet, were running around like they'd won the World Cup, when they equalised in injury time against lil 'ol Burnley, arguable the most improved team in English football. This from a Utd side featuring Ibra, Matic, De Gea, Lukaku, Rash...

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Kane and Alli in mi' back pocket #MeeToo

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Worsthorne Brewery, perfect.

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where I live now - Ribble Valley. 20 mins to Burnley, the trough of Bowland/ Yorkshire Dales/ South Lakes literally on the doorstep, more real ale and good food than even a glutton like me can manage. I'm happy enough.

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Stockport fans inventing that rivalry thing with us was akin to the bas turds making one up against Man U.

They'd be much better singing songs about Droylsden or Runcorn.

Total non-entities.

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cheap tickets, a few thousand Burnley fans on the lash all day Saturday in Manchester city centre, what's not to like about that.

Unlikely city will lose at home, but you never know.

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Hughes: "another long ball goes into our box and it drops fortunately for the lad" Really ? I suggest you wind your neck in and watch it again then if that's what you think. If, after watching a replay you're still of the same opinion, you're either: a) a di ck head; b) a bitter old ex bas turd; c) ...

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As mentioned on a previous thread - the best player I've seen in Claret and Blue. The great players of the 1960's and early 70's were before my time, but even so, he is a class act. Him and Cork simply brilliant together.

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Postby beddie » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:03 pm
''It doesn't help when you get Phil Neville and Jenas both saying "it was not a red".

Jenas, strewth give me strength. I'm sure there's someone working him, he's like a ventriloquists dummy, I've seen more life in a Thunderbird.

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Best defence in the Prem, and that coming from Mee (Man Citys' youth team), Tarkowski (Brentford, Championship), Lowton (Villa's reserves), Ward (Wolves, Championship).

Proof if it were needed, Dyche is a genius.

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Prick list candidate.

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Postby Saxoman » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:29 pm
'Man united, Liverpool, arsenal, Everton, spurs, Blackburn rovers. All belong at the top level elite.'

Genuinely one of THE funniest things I've ever seen on the internet. The shadsworth chin dribbler has truely excelled himself this time.

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Never ever, for any reason, should a Burnley forum have a 'Well done bas turds' thread. Never ever.

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'The bump when u come down to earth as the season goes on is going to hurt you.'

You lot really don't do irony very well in shadsworth do you ?

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I'm not normally prone to acts of violence, but I'd happily smash his teeth in. Complete and utter bell wipe.

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I'm on a roll, an eclectic mix from our friends across the pond... Once in a lifetime - Talking Heads (amazing bunch of weirdos) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Riders on the storm - The Doors (timeless) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af...

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sittin on the dock of the bay - Otis Redding (classic, deep deep soul man) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTVjnBo96Ug" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; One - U2 (before they were sh ite) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgZ4ammawyI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Midnight...

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by Quickenthetempo » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:02 am There's a good chance they will have murdered people in their role as an ISIS fighter or whoever so should be took to the country they did the fighting in to be brought to justice. or been involved in slavery, rape, systematic genocide, robbery, possess...

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Postby boatshed bill » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:09 am
''I'm struggling to work out who is "the other side"

Don't know where to go with this one.

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''The Kagyu sect have outposts all around the UK including Colne Buddhist group.''

Oh no, not the infamous Colne Buddhist Group.

Lock up yer daughters, they're out rapin' an' a pillaging again, them crazy bald headed Buddhists.

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broke a fer kin tooth the other week on one of them bullet hard peas in a pack of Bombay mix. Still troughed the bag mind.

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chilli peanuts, a very large bag of, washed down with a couple of bottles of Guinness Dublin Porter. But I'm telling you, keep out of my way when I'm heading for the karzi the morning after, seriously messy episode.

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