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by I luv my wife
Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Calling all Ightenhill residents
Replies: 14
Views: 1821

Re: Calling all Ightenhill residents

Would love to join the quiz but unfortunately got barred from the site for asking a couple of simple questions
by I luv my wife
Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:45 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual grand national with a difference.
Replies: 41
Views: 1558

Re: The virtual grand national with a difference.

I'm in ... and could you enter " Iluvmywife " also ? He's not very well at present, but he loves a flutter !! Not very well ,can I just point out I have just decanted 3 tonne of nutty slack from a spillage on Lakeland way this morning to the rear of my house in preparation for any forth coming cold...
by I luv my wife
Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Our new MP
Replies: 43
Views: 2089

Re: Our new MP

Thanks for the info Clarets4me regarding our mp surgery time tomorrow, I'm so excited I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight
by I luv my wife
Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:56 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: HAPPY BREXIT DAY EVERYONE!
Replies: 260
Views: 6479

Re: HAPPY BREXIT DAY EVERYONE!

At what point do we bring back feet and inches because let's be fair we don't like mm and metres
by I luv my wife
Sat Dec 21, 2019 7:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 2019 Burnley Election Forecast Competition ...
Replies: 101
Views: 4796

Re: 2019 Burnley Election Forecast Competition ...

Love this good news story Keith is a very generous and giving person in fact he is on the video for Calder park when the friends group were attempting to get funding for the swings and also the pump track which both have been very successful
Yet again well done
by I luv my wife
Fri Dec 20, 2019 6:15 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gen. Election in Burnley ... the final word
Replies: 22
Views: 1628

Re: Gen. Election in Burnley ... the final word

I seem to remember when Mrs Cooper was beaten by Gordon Birtwistle ( libdem) left rapidly and failed to show up for the Sunday count for her local councillors and now she as been beaten by the conservatives oh dear In fact Clarets4me when was the last time a mp or mp elect as been beaten twice by th...
by I luv my wife
Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 2019 Burnley Election Forecast Competition ...
Replies: 101
Views: 4796

Re: 2019 Burnley Election Forecast Competition ...

My lovely wifes predictions Conservative 33% Coopers lot 0% Liberal Democrat 40% ( not as silly as some may think ) Brexit ( conservative) 10% Green party 10% Burnley and Padiham and Independent party 6% Independent 1%
by I luv my wife
Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 2019 Burnley Election Forecast Competition ...
Replies: 101
Views: 4796

Re: 2019 Burnley Election Forecast Competition ...

Conservative 33%
Labour 26.5%
Big G Libdem 23%
Brexit 7%
Greens 6%
BPIP 4%
Indie 0.5%
by I luv my wife
Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kosovo vs England
Replies: 121
Views: 5022

Re: Kosovo vs England

The celine that is playing for Kosovo could it be the same selina that started in men in black 2 you know the one with the nice tight black leathers on
by I luv my wife
Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:30 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 2019 Burnley Election Forecast Competition ...
Replies: 101
Views: 4796

Re: 2019 Burnley Election Forecast Competition ...

Do all the percentage points have to add up to 100
by I luv my wife
Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Julie Cooper MP to stand down .... ?
Replies: 342
Views: 11141

Re: Julie Cooper MP to stand down .... ?

Clarets4me
Afraid so to busy buying Christmas cards and a nice electric Christmas tree for the front window from Dawsons of clitheroe
by I luv my wife
Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Julie Cooper MP to stand down .... ?
Replies: 342
Views: 11141

Re: Julie Cooper MP to stand down .... ?

Clarets4me
Guess who forgot to put the bet on today
by I luv my wife
Wed Oct 23, 2019 8:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Julie Cooper MP to stand down .... ?
Replies: 342
Views: 11141

Re: Julie Cooper MP to stand down .... ?

I thought the Burnley Independent party was only interested in local people with local issues anyway let's see the manifesto for the group as a group of ex lib dems I would imagine it would be closely aligned
by I luv my wife
Fri Oct 18, 2019 2:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Clifford Atherton RIP
Replies: 4
Views: 1023

Re: Clifford Atherton RIP

RIP Clifford
Could always be counted on to find a very good pro who remembers Kirty Azad ! or Evan Grey who came as a batsman but finished up being a very good slow bowler in fact if my memory serves me right we almost won the league that year
by I luv my wife
Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Traffic in Burnley centre ??
Replies: 18
Views: 2420

Re: Traffic in Burnley centre ??

Hello Mr clarets4me
Knowing Mrs clarets4me attention to detail whilst driving are you sure she was in Burnley
by I luv my wife
Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Major Road closure
Replies: 79
Views: 6336

Re: Major Road closure

Let's hope the motorway doesn't have to be closed again
by I luv my wife
Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bolton
Replies: 1307
Views: 128033

Re: Bolton

Perhaps it's time to change Bolton Wanderers name to Barnstoneworth United then sense can prevail
by I luv my wife
Fri May 24, 2019 9:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The next lib dem leader
Replies: 20
Views: 2398

The next lib dem leader

There are one or two local people who may be interested
by I luv my wife
Wed May 08, 2019 10:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Early FA Cups to be downgraded ...
Replies: 36
Views: 3257

Re: Early FA Cups to be downgraded ...

How can the Indian gov sue ourselves in the UK we have them the best railway system in the world not counting the foreign aid to build their space programme and as for the blue rossett it was dark
by I luv my wife
Wed May 08, 2019 10:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Early FA Cups to be downgraded ...
Replies: 36
Views: 3257

Re: Early FA Cups to be downgraded ...

Surely this will effect the amount of investment the venkys put into the club because let's face it in India tradition is everything just consider the British Raj
by I luv my wife
Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who is going to vote on Thursday?
Replies: 184
Views: 7375

Re: Who is going to vote on Thursday?

Lowbankclaret what exactly do the bpip stand for reading their leaflets when they talk about only being interested about local issues which is very easy to criticise when you are not in power so we can assume they will be putting no candidate's forward for the county elections or God forbid the mp e...
by I luv my wife
Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who is going to vote on Thursday?
Replies: 184
Views: 7375

Re: Who is going to vote on Thursday?

When we talk about local elections and who does what my experience would be who is the best person to challenge the Labour party at full council and also at committee level and I mean speaking just look at the attendance levels of the sitting councillors and their voting
by I luv my wife
Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley Sunday League Football
Replies: 72
Views: 5206

Re: Burnley Sunday League Football

Pikehill Bombers biggest bunch of sarcastic skillful individuals ever assembled they even produced their own fanzine copies of which are now reported to be changing hands for £1.50p a real collectors item called Down the Miggle
by I luv my wife
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: DofE Involved in First Car Crash Since Aug ‘97
Replies: 67
Views: 3420

Re: DofE Involved in First Car Crash Since Aug ‘97

Was he breathalyised at the scene thought it was common practice nowadays
by I luv my wife
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Caption this
Replies: 34
Views: 2583

Re: Caption this

This new jock strap is bloody tight
by I luv my wife
Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Total hip replacement tomorrow...
Replies: 63
Views: 2721

Re: Total hip replacement tomorrow...

Get the presseco on ice we are down sometime sat just getting into manchester dilly dilly
by I luv my wife
Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Proudsville now on google maps
Replies: 39
Views: 3454

Re: Proudsville now on google maps

Eleven minutes to Proudsville from my house brilliant
by I luv my wife
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Counting fish
Replies: 21
Views: 1125

Re: Counting fish

When we had a bridge over the pond the fish when it was raining (not just drizzle)used to shelter underneath bit strange but true
by I luv my wife
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:58 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Counting fish
Replies: 21
Views: 1125

Re: Counting fish

Actually there is about 25gallons and a waterfall
by I luv my wife
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Counting fish
Replies: 21
Views: 1125

Counting fish

Anyone know how to count fish in my pond ,we have about twenty but the dam things keep moving so stopping me getting a definite figure
Yours in anticipation
by I luv my wife
Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: " Burnley Express "...
Replies: 17
Views: 2332

Re: " Burnley Express "...

Burnley Express an anogram of
The Burnley Labour Party can never ever ever ever ever do anything wrong or have any of their decisions questioned


Or something on those lines
by I luv my wife
Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Marketing Burnley FC Worldwide
Replies: 22
Views: 1963

Re: Marketing Burnley FC Worldwide

Clarets4me
We have some very articulate members on this message board
by I luv my wife
Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ugliest cars
Replies: 72
Views: 4630

Re: Ugliest cars

1960s or late 50s American called an Edsel look it up it is pig ugly
by I luv my wife
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Favourite Christmas song
Replies: 55
Views: 2132

Re: Favourite Christmas song

Without a doubt best crimbo song in the recent past
Proper crimbo
boselecta
by I luv my wife
Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:25 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We're now a Football cliche...
Replies: 19
Views: 1715

Re: We're now a Football cliche...

I can see a trip to the Higher Buck coming up to say thank you when we get rid of these nasty germs
by I luv my wife
Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We're now a Football cliche...
Replies: 19
Views: 1715

Re: We're now a Football cliche...

Tim-noone
In our experience clarets4me doesn’t need the excuse of seeing Burnley win or even watching sport in general to finish a bottle or two off
by I luv my wife
Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:09 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We're now a Football cliche...
Replies: 19
Views: 1715

Re: We're now a Football cliche...

Morning clarets4me never mind the football cliches the pasta bake you threw together yesterday for the poorly old people, went down very nicely, anyway the old people are still ill any chance of putting one of your excellent beef bouginone together and this time dear boy don’t forget the wine.
by I luv my wife
Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Betting on Burnley
Replies: 15
Views: 2420

Re: Betting on Burnley

Actually dear boy I can think of two women that can go through 84 pounds worth of Prosecco in a couple of hours
by I luv my wife
Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Betting on Burnley
Replies: 15
Views: 2420

Betting on Burnley

Yesterday's normal £2 bet on Burnley to win and Blackburn to lose netted a nice £84 just on my way now to collect it. If anyone sees a gezzer strolling up Padiham Road with a massive smile on his face. It's me :D
by I luv my wife
Thu Jun 08, 2017 2:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley GE Prediction Competition...
Replies: 51
Views: 3617

Re: Burnley GE Prediction Competition...

Big G ( Libdem)120 % Labour. 0% Conservative. 0% ( slight problem with the rozzers ) UKIP. 0% ( gone abroad ) Green Party 0% ( last seen stood in a field pointing at the moon ) Actually I think Labour 31% Conservative 30% Lib dem. 27% UKIP. 10% Green Party. 2% Charity prosecco association