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Bin Ont Turf wrote:sandal wearers.

We got there eventually.

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aggi wrote:This is the Elon Musk we're talking about?

Haha, fair enough, but I would think he'd be pretty honest about the reasons in this instance.

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claretonthecoast1882 wrote:Cheers love, does your bottom lip quiver all the time or just on here ?

No quivering. Just have a problem with people who only like to lay in to others while contributing nothing of note to threads.

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Good to see people telling Elon Musk what he really meant to say. Doesn't strike me as the type of person to speak bullshit to be honest.

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:Yeh but brexit, the idiot told you so

Utterly moronic.

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The whiff of remainer desperation , Musk was never gonna build this set up over here was always gonna be China or Germany . His quote from the magazine article is a akin to “ Ronaldo joins Juve -Burnley not in the running due to cash issues” ie we wouldn’t have said no but neither parties ever real...

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Love Popmaster, though I do think some of the questions, particularly in the bonus rounds, are significantly more difficult than others on another day. All subjective though. I'm sad enough to own both Popmaster quiz books too. Love how Ken always has a "going to the men's" song on afterwa...

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Tesla locates first European production plant in Berlin - Britain not in the running due to "uncertainties surrounding Brexit"

https://www.ft.com/content/c7b6898a-058b-11ea-a984-fbbacad9e7dd

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claretonthecoast1882 wrote:You ok being here without turtle holding your hand ? No shock to see my little stalker popping his head up and joining in

Call me what you like - you're one of the few thoroughly unpleasant people on here and I'll continue to call you out on it.

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claretonthecoast1882 making snide remarks on a thread then clearing off when he's unable to back them up?

I for one am shocked.

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All the budget went on Jenner and Wright, evidently.

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Vegas Claret wrote:You haven't read it correctly - Nixon says that IF we extend his loan beyond January we will be paying his full wages from that point. So that pretty much rules out him staying unless Chelsea are prepared to alter the agreement

Article says "but, again, it would be at his full wages".

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Snodgrass or Yarmolenko

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Nixon was adamant Alex Neil was off to Stoke the other week.

There is not a cat in hell's chance we're paying Drinkwater's full wages.

Crank has finally lost it.

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Probably because he was bloody awful.

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Pope 8 - some good stops, deserved clean sheet Bardsley 8 - solid, Anderson didn't get a sniff Tarkowski 9 - god he's good Mee 8 - a rock, down one for a rash challenge Taylor 8 - we just look a far better team with him in it Hendrick 8 - great use of the ball Cork 9 - thought he was back to his ver...

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Look. NOBODY in Burnley should vote Labour. It will be total economic disaster. If you want to remain in the EU vote Lib Dem if you want to leave vote Conservative. Bloody hell, the economic future of our country is on the line. Your children and grandchildren's future is hanging on a thread. Get r...

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E’s

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There are plenty on here who could learn something from this. Bored witless of the style they played and demanded a change. Well done Stokies… :lol: Be careful what you wish for... Again....they finished higher in the Premier League for three consecutive seasons than they ever did under Pulis after...

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Spijed wrote:Question is, can PNE last the pace with it being so tight at the top?

If they can keep their main players (and manager) come the end of January, I see no reason why not.

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RingoMcCartney wrote:It means he's a somebody.

You're a nobody. A misguided nobody. But still, a nobody.

You’re just a bit of a nasty piece of work really, aren’t you?

That and a pathological liar.

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Here he is a year ago saying other players deserve the captaincy more than him.

Sounds like a real bad apple!!

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/readchelsea.com/2018/12/05/modest-eden-hazard-happy-to-captain-chelsea/%3famp=1

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Stop being odd on every single thread.

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FactualFrank wrote:Hazard was clearly their best player but clearly had one hell of an ego. Remove a player like that and it can improve the whole dressing room.

What is “one hell of an ego” based on? Certainly no evidence I’ve seen he was a disruption in the dressing room.

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And this one only showing an 8% gap. Might not be the walk in the park for Boris some think.

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Interesting.

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tim_noone wrote:As always an Honest account of events....and genuine praise for the opposition. Unlike the foreign Legion.

I don’t think there’s been a manager more complimentary of us than Nuno at Wolves so can we drop the Rule Britannia shite. Compare and contrast with Dean Smith’s comments after the Villa game.

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The penny finally dropped at half time today.

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Strange one with West Brom. Looked to be done and dusted when PNE announced the new contract. Done a good job there though. He’s their best chance of promotion, really good manager at that level. Will totally derail them if he left. Has been on record a few times re his frustration in the transfer ...

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And now Preston's Alex Neil has gone odds on. Neil looked a certainty to go to West Brom in the summer, was apparently there for talks, returned to Preston and signed a new long term deal. Doing a good job at Preston - can't imagine why he would want to leave a team at the top of the division for o...

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Heil Honey I’m Home

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FactualFrank wrote:I'm glad it's not just me. When the penalty decision (with his team currently 4-0 up) went against him after VAR he was shown shaking his head and smiling.

Wow, send him to the tower.

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Heathclaret wrote:Yes, yes he is.

I’ll be the first, he’s also a bit of a knob. IMO.

We can’t put Barnes up on a pedestal because of his shithousery then get all uppity when other managers point it out.

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Maybe all the clapping put me off but I thought he drove forward a few times in the game. Certainly the CM who was bringing more to the table.

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Boom ! https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1188150296209436673?s=19 And this was Opinium’s poll before the 2017 election: https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/855820774082588676?s=21 I thought we’d reached the opinion after the result of that election that polls were, on the whole, absolut...

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Take off those claret tinted glasses. Since returning from the injury he has been a shadow of the goalkeeper that he was previously. This season he has been average at best. I genuinely believe that the injury has seriously knocked his confidence. Were you just staring longingly at Joe Hart during ...

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And he’s hardly wrong about Barnes, is he?

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It was even more farcical than expected yesterday and even ended up annoying some people when we were on the third one. Agreed it’s not really the club’s fault. A lot of the well followed social media accounts share these applause appeals so it sort of just stems from there.

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Dyche made two mistakes yesterday he shouldn't have played cork by doing this he changed the midfield from the Leicester game who played quite well. He should of left Brady out wide and Hendrick in the middle, Jack Cork has been poor for quite a while now saying that he played better today against ...

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cricketfieldclarets wrote:And i did for 90 minutes. Pathetic personal abuse.

You've been really weird today.

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Pope 5 - not his best game, but hardly alone Lowton 4 - awful error for the goal Tarkowski 4 - see above Mee 6 - thought he did ok Pieters 5 - he's willing, but he's simply not as good as Taylor McNeil 7* - thought he was effective. Westwood 5 - poor today Cork 7 - decent game Hendrick 5 - not at it...

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Not his greatest game, but christ, he wasn't the only one.

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Pieters should not be in this team ahead of Taylor.

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Other than a couple of minutes of stoppage time if I needed to get back, I don’t think I have. Though I’m not going to judge those who do - you pays your money, you do what you want. Do find something fascinating in a macabre way when your team are getting smashed.

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cricketfieldclarets wrote:No different.

Yeah, you’ve deliberately edited out the next line which DOES explain why it’s different.

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There is no better time because it’s happening every home game now.

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Wow..Get a grip guys.. Such an insensitive time to start a thread like this..How would you feel if you was related to one of the deceased and had to read this drivel just before attending the game.. No it isn’t. It’s well overdue. It’s making a mockery of the actual act of remembrance, people just ...

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It’s getting a bit of a nonsense, frankly. There‘a a memorial game every year.

We’ll be at the stage where we’re clapping for the full 90 minutes soon.

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Unfinished Sympathy by Massive Attack

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I've made a top ten... 1: Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader 2: You're Beautiful by James Blunt 3: The Final Countdown by Europe 4: Stan with Elton John singing the bits Dildo sang 5: Avicii 6: Orinoco Flow by Enya 7: I'll Be Missing You by Big Puffy Daddy 8: GooGooGaga by The Police 9: What's U...

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Debating such things with bleeding heart Liberal pedants is like trying to teach a gold fish how to sing; what’s the f*cking point? Get over yourself and start by reading up a bit more about Neo-Nazi David Copeland and his want to start a ‘race war’ rather than thinking you’re some enlightened sage...

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