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I've just been interviewed for a job at a local workplace.

He asked, "Can you perform under pressure?"

I said, "I'm not sure, but I can do an amazing Bohemian Rhapsody!"

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Does it matter though. Is there a difference between absolutely awful and really really awful?

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taio wrote::lol:

Blimey... you've just said everything.

Enjoy the rest of your night. Until other people have a go, and then you join in.

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taio wrote:'Calling someone cancerous and braindead behind their keyboard is the sign of a true coward.

Ok. I'm calling you a cancerous, brain dead, worthless human being. So what would it take so that I'm not hiding behind my keyboard?

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taio wrote:It's hard to understand how you can edit a post six times and still end up with such inappropriate words

It was twice. And you never dare to argue with me until others bring up a debate first.

Why?

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Ah yes, those 15 goals he scored at 16/17 when he was at the peak of his powers...... Forget about the 183 he scored at Manchester United or the 10 in 31 on his return to Everton "once his legs had gone" Or the record number of goals he scored for England. :roll: Is this your dragged up w...

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Andingle wrote:Certainly was an unCOMFORTable 30 mins

Swizzlestick put up with it for 30 minutes.

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Funkydrummer wrote:When do you reckon that he was at his best Frank ?

Git

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Been some brilliant snooker.

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Rooney has had a great career. He was at his best when he first came onto the scene.

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Ah yes, those 15 goals he scored at 16/17 when he was at the peak of his powers...... Forget about the 183 he scored at Manchester United or the 10 in 31 on his return to Everton "once his legs had gone" Or the record number of goals he scored for England. :roll: I think he was at his bes...

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Swizzlestick wrote:Baffling opinion even from you.

Thank you for your input, soft, cancerous and brain dead - takes some doing... even for you.

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Been playing poker at the local and glad I missed it.

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Are we talking Rooney here? I think he's a ****** of the highest order and his peak was at 16.

Not all are at their best at such an age but he most certainly was.

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Bosscat wrote::D

I aim to please

Tit.

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Bosscat wrote:All these worldy saves by Pope makes him MotM so far

You're a dick. Just nearly spat my pint out.

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Rileybobs wrote:Nice goal by Winks. The move started about 8 minutes ago with a tidy goal kick by Pope.

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The ball from Ox. Superb

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Rileybobs wrote:This is a belter so far. England lucky to be level thanks to two unbelievable stops from Pope.

You mean when he just caught it?

England look like they know they are through and aren't risking injury. Pope looks solid.

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Says it all about dumb football fans. When Ox-chamberlain went down they shouted 'get up'.

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Bosscat wrote:Fantastic Kosovo Fans .... Will be cheering you on in the Play-offs.... assuming you don't humiliate us tonight of course

Was just thinking that. They have a bit of class and seem genuinely loving us playing. When did they form, 2008?

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Sat in a Leeds pub with a Burnley top on. We all just cheered when Pope came on. Yesss!

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Top Claret wrote:Anyone know what time this bore fest kicks off?

7pm.

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Bigvince wrote:Hi guys. Anyone know which channel it’s on plz

It’s ok just spotted its on itv

ITV big man.

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Pope starts...

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Vegas Claret wrote:Pope starts

He'll need to make some saves.

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Clarets4me wrote:??

I'm saying they tell you what you want to hear.

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dsr wrote:As long as the ref hadn't blown his whistle, then yes. The ball is dead as soon as the whistle blows but not before.

Or blown one of the opponents.

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Targetman wrote:Two of us here in Pristina to give Popey some support.

Look out for the Clarets flag in the home end!!

I'm expecting you butt naked on the centre spot when we score with BURN and LEY on your arse cheeks.

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tiger76 wrote:Yep the very same,he's rumoured to be joining Man Utd for £80m in January,they're becoming experts at wasting money these days.

The word 'desperate' comes to mind. Mental. What does that make Foden... 300 million?

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Pretty sure that is just him. It's his personality. And because he's now in the public eye (which is what he craves, hence his relationship) he had to backtrack and apologise. The guy is an absolute nimrod, but did his job for us. People can dislike him as a person whilst appreciating what he did fo...

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jrgbfc wrote:I've just had a few quid on over 5.5 goals so probably yeah

VAR will save/cost you.

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Dark Cloud wrote:Taller than Pickford then Trev!!

Leave Tiny Trev alone.

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ClaretAndJew wrote:Live Score has Pickford starting.

I guess you now know not to trust Live Score

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Just so you know, we're in a restaurant and I'm trying not to laugh my tits off. Thanks Toni!

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And here is the result, minus the ones who don't tell the truth...

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jrgbfc wrote:Should be a decent game today. With them having nothing to lose I expect them to come out and throw the kitchen sink at us, and they proved in the game at St Mary's they're capable of causing us problems. Expect plenty of goals.

So 0-0 then.

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joey13 wrote:What a poor chant that is

We wouldn't be able to remember the words anyway.

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IanMcL wrote:I think Gomez like some others, are still learning and not yet up to standard.

He's in the squad so this is one of the few chances he'd have had. If he wasn't up to it he wouldn't have been selected.

But it appears his mind isn't on the game due to some fans turning on him so he's 'injured'.

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Bosscat wrote:I would have thought it was meant as a joke CT
Just thinking aloud like

I'd reckon so too.

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IanMcL wrote:Not so sure of the midfield quality.
Hmmm not so sure of part of the defence.
Hmmm...not convinced about the centre back partnership.

Phew! The keeper looks sound.

The Gomez made up injury is a shame, as he's surely better than the other options.

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Come on England!

Pope, Sterling and Hudson-Odoi expected to come in.

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Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:I'm more appalled by the people who vote for him.

Who will you be voting for?

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Not sure many of us actually believe Gomez has picked up a knock in training. I'd have been tempted to play him today, the travelling support would have given him a great reception, completely different to some of the idiots/tourists who go to Wembley. We have, what 4? 5? games before we kick off n...

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I just read, "Sterling returns, Gomez injured" - aye, ok.

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I only had to see him in that photo to say - no

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We just need Ben Mee and James Tarkowski in the middle.

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Tricky Trevor wrote:If they can’t beat Kosovo with me in goal they shouldn’t be going. I’m 4’10”

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bartons baggage wrote:A bloke joins a forum and post just under 6000 messages in 12mnt.
Add your own punchline.

A bit harsh. He's a good guy.

Trust me - if a poster has been on here for 12 months and isn't on my 'w-ker list' - they are a decent human being.

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I would never pretend to say I got on with the guy but as Tony puts forward, it's not nice being ill. Been there, seen it, done it. So hope he comes through it to support Burnley.

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