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Lancasterclaret wrote:Lib Dem manifesto out

(for those of you who read so you actually know what you are voting for)

https://www.libdems.org.uk/plan

Does it say much about tuition fees?

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"""In the olden days they'd have cut his head off by now"""

head??

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Leisure wrote:Ok. What surname is it? Are they both adults?

2 adults please.....surname Plummer

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2 seats and 2 tickets please then Leisure from turf.

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Thanks C4me......perfect choice! ...sorry..was in and out of hospital last time round...no fun :shock: ..i think this stuff is best done by intuition....opinion polls are just a tool to manipulate voters and follow a very predictable pattern with the power brokers desperateley trying to promote a pi...

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im going to sound like a numpty here...but im figuring that anyone asking for a late seat here will need to have already sourced/obtained a ticket?

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This one's for hampstead claret.

Labour win, and more comfortable than the media will have you believe.

Birtwhistle. LD. 10%
Briggs Ind. 2%
Cooper.Lab. 37%
Fisk. Green. 6%
Hegginbottom C 28%
Brexit Clown. 15%
Helsby Ind. 2%

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He's an old git with a face like something out of a geriatric dementia ward...and hes written nothing but crap since the early 70s. If the bland dogmuck regurgitated by McCartney snce then had been served up by some no-mark band at Stackstead Workers theyd probably have been paid to bugger off. Utte...

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Grumps wrote:Don't go through a solicitor, they charge a fortune, also the doctor might charge for their bit.

ive been through this process on 3 occasions.....no need whatsoever to pay hundreds to a solicitor for what is a few minutes work.

imo.

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Lord Beamish wrote:I’m surprised you didn’t finish that by calling Lancaster “Grasshopper”.

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Nick Gutteridge @nick_gutteridge Farage says BXP candidates are coming under 'relentless phone calls, emails and abuse' to stand down. 'There’s a full scale attempt to stop men and women freely putting themselves up before the UK electorate. You would’ve thought this was Venezuela. A complete &...

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[quote="android"]Wow this has become really weird. """ I don't even care that much about Brexit except in the sense that the democratic vote should be implemented! And this point has nothing to do with Brexit as far as I am concerned.""" Honestly just curious ...

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Bosscat wrote:McNeees Chippy.. Excellent Deep Fried Scotch Pie and Deep fried Mars Bars...
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Problem is a deep fried Mars bar looks like a fried turd

a deep fried mars bar IS a fried turd.

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tim_noone wrote:What is Knob -rot ?

well....its the type of thing you could end up with after a saturday night in Bacup back in the day... involving a dose of the good old umbrella treatment...so Im told.

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sounds like a pile of knob-rot to me

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No.

And hes talkng through his behind.

Have you seen many champ games recently...especially the televised ones...theyre mostly so dead you can hear conversation amongst spectators.....2/3 empty stadiums watching dross ...its grim.

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You mainly sound like the sort of branless berks that would trade their house for a night on he town...and spent the next 20 years under a cardboard box with the rest of the deadbeats, meths drinkers and general losers....it took 30 years to restore the true Lancashire order....youd throw that away ...

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Doesn't this thread tent to miss the possiblity that McNeil may actually think that Man U..the club, its fans, its manager and it's players are a bag of hyped up bellends, and that he prefers the turf?

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One thing’s for sure, anyone choosing to have socialism, marxism or communism has to be asked to foot the bill if it turns out to need bailing out afterwards. Those who voted for other parties aren’t going to be in the mood to give up a large chunk of their income or savings to help out - it will l...

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Look. NOBODY in Burnley should vote Labour. It will be total economic disaster. If you want to remain in the EU vote Lib Dem if you want to leave vote Conservative. Bloody hell, the economic future of our country is on the line. Your children and grandchildren's future is hanging on a thread. Get r...

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I know Ian Austin's a bit of a maverick,but to advise voters to vote Conservative is unprecedented,the Cons will leap on his comments. Dudley North was a likely tory pick-up anyway,now it's nailed on. https://www.bbc.com/news/election-2019-50330007 A handfull of disgruntled rats will surface on all...

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nobody has a clue who the best fast car driver is.

until everyone gets the opportunity to drive one of the things round a racetrack...rather than the tiny number that have done.

hamilton is just the best of a small handful of likeminded ndividuals.

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That I really don't know. I'd be slightly - but not totally - surprised if Survation were basically a 'cash for poll results' organisation. Out of interest, do you think all the polling organisations just produce the results that the commissioner wants (that is, every single poll is complete balls,...

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I'm not saying the poll isn't fixed, anything is possible, but it was conducted on behalf of the Mail, who wrote a story on it. I don't think it's just some bloke making polls up. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7640915/Workington-Man-backing-Boris-Johnson-Survey-finds-Tories-course-win-ke...

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If it be your will wrote:The only poll in Workington I've seen suggests the Tories will absolutely walk it.

https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/stat ... 6828580865

thats a bloke...with a twitter account...he'd predict a surge in support gor the Peaky Blinders if you bought him a pint.

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An interesting but far from definitive poll of colleagues and fb friends. 50 people contacted. 2017...actual voted...23 Lab. 12 Con.. 7 LibDem..6 Abstain....2 Other. 2019.. intentions..same people...26 Lab..10 Con...5 LibDem...2 Abstain...5 Other....awaiting 2 responses. NB..2 of the ""oth...

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Evidence aplenty throughout this thread that the tories continue to capture the cloth cap vote along with the hard of thinking crew. The Corbyn/McDonnell/Abbott axis of evil will strike fear throughout the "ordinary" and disenfranchised population as the truth is marginalised and informati...

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i always use the disabled bog if its open (and not in use). lots of leg room..cleaner than the regular stalls..lots of room to stretch out/read the paper/check phone/amuse oneself/make discreet phone calls etc.....no stench or noise from adjacent stalls or unsolicited attention from shifty middle-ag...

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was there around 1980 when some outdated unserviced jet i was on struggled to get off the little runway at skiathos..so eventually at 3rd attempt took off with almost no fuel and landed at thess to fill up.

tense...but u can at least be confident the runway is long enough

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Tons of stuff about fuel PW...but it' all related to how much there is in the tank when I return it. They clearly want it to be full, but nowhere do they state what they want it to be full of.

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I'm currently spending a couple of weeks touring the uk on my annual october jaunt. High mileage being driven using a hired SUV...decent motor...more or less new..diesel jobbie with only around 7k on the clock. Although it runs well with very good mpg, I was thinking of whacking a couple of drums of...

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hitler came across very well to many

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jrgbfc wrote:That can't be right?

£40 according to club website jrgbfc

then £3 supplement on matchday........£48 in Jack Walker upper

reminds me of all the Hoos crap.....like they need to know how many pies to order etc...

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i'd go there just for the parking alone....get there early..flask of coffee in the car...eat my sandwiches then climb in the back for a snooze..let the dog out for a run and a dump..he doesnt need me....finds his own way back to car..usually leave around 6pm...nothing not to like in Barley.

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IanMcL wrote:115 mins?

50 mins each way?

dunno about you ian, but i tend to get to games before they kick off.

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I'd been thinking about a little trip to Ewood for their next home game....nothing serious..just a rare chance to spend a couple of hours smirking at what is now not much more than the festering carcass of a once great club.I know its grim...but It's how I roll. Armed with a strong nose peg to stem ...

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sadly i tend to agree..

always saw footie as an escape from the realities , not wallowng in them.

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mrs brown..
it's hard to look beyond that bunch of paddy gobsh1tes to be fair....my dog could write more complex and witty scripts than that....repetetive pointless witless bilge.

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Watching last nights news items I just felt saddened that it seems a significant group of supposed Labour MP's voted to help keep a right wing maverick in number 10 in order to protect their jobs for a wee while longer.

Not really why I've supported them over the years.

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My friend at St Andrews has just counted the away fans.

No trouble he said...it only took a minute...didnt include the halfwits outside hanging out the back of the police horses.

Between 275 and 315 ....seriously....they all deserve medals mind.

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risk of?....or hope of??

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i lived in Ayrshire for 7 years Steve. The jocks are spoon fed on that stuff, and the likes of Salmond and Sturgeon have preached thinly disguised racist envy and bile for decades.They clean their act up for the main bbc news stuff...but locally they stoop to the lowest politics of hate imaginable. ...

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found them very informative...thanks for the links IT

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Absolutely, utterly dreadful...really..to realise that people actually paid money to watch that total mind-numbing dross makes me scratch my head.....god only knows what League One must be like...I shudder to think. In the past I'd have been ready to knock one out if Hudds had popped up with a last ...

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I still put my money in the tin, but I haven’t worn a Poppy for nearly a decade. I feel its meaning has been sullied by misuse by folk who wish to bask in the Glory of other people’s Sacrifice. this...and that poppy day has evolved into poppy month and is now a means of distractng the sun reading u...

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if you enjoy mountain scenery and don't mind an exciting drive over mountain passes then drive through Langdale and over the Wynose and Hardnot passes into Eskdale , then onto Wasdale and up to Wasdale Head, where on a good day Great Gable , Scafell and the Wastwater screes can be very dramatic and...

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it's out of the way now, thankfully...time to move on...my only real concern now is that great positives will be read into us beating a team that should really be playing Padiham ...or Bacup Borough...and Southgate will remain as the new Messiah.

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Barley is a good stop off en route to lakes. Great boozer, free roadside parking and more friendly welcoming locals than you can shake a stick at.

Try it once and you'll be back.....you may even abandon the lakes thing altogether and spend the weekend there. It's that good!

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Steve1956 wrote:I do believe my mum & your mum have been very good friends for over 60 years

indeed steve...shes been a massive support through incredibly difficult times..regards to all fella

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guilty as charged steve.

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