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by fatboy47
Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:08 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Man on the Moon..
Replies: 105
Views: 1932

Re: Man on the Moon..

Bloke at work reckoned it was all shot over Crown Point, not far from the Bull and Butcher pub...he generally knew his stuff to be fair. He also told me that Marie Osmond liked it"" through the back door""...that Michael Aspel was partial to a bit of "" uphill gardening...
by fatboy47
Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: From Brighton
Replies: 17
Views: 2778

Re: From Brighton

Burnley fans having clearly been involved in the identification of this pair of gobsh1tes won't suit the agenda of the hordes of self-righteous snowflakes that pollute that bit of the south coast.
by fatboy47
Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wedding present lists.
Replies: 16
Views: 744

Wedding present lists.

Off in a few weeks to some big wanky pretentious do near Rochdale....is there anywhere even vaguely nice near Rochdale?

Do I have to take notice of this list that came with the invite? Is it de rigeur?...Why John Lewis's?.. I'm not short of brass but this nonsense makes my bum itch tbh
by fatboy47
Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How would you describe yourself?
Replies: 47
Views: 1081

Re: How would you describe yourself?

Tall,slim, bit of a looker, comfortably off, witty and caring.

...is what I say on the lonely hearts ads.
by fatboy47
Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
Replies: 45
Views: 2034

Re: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood

Top Claret wrote:Never had any decent fish and chips in Lancashire. Best chippie oils are in Yorkshire



My arse.
by fatboy47
Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:55 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dwight McNeil
Replies: 51
Views: 4178

Re: Dwight McNeil

Burnley-esque
by fatboy47
Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: if you come to London, you're in, says...
Replies: 105
Views: 2913

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

tim_noone wrote:And your from.......



An almost crime free, drug free, low traffic, unpolluted island free from racial tensions and rat racers surrounded by pristine white sand beaches, cliffs and a sea full of dolphins and porpoises.

Edit....and litter free.
by fatboy47
Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bolton
Replies: 809
Views: 58838

Re: Bolton

Absolutely. Frustrating as our transfer dealings may be to some Clarets, at least if and when we do get relegated, we will be in a decent position on and off the pitch. We should be grateful to Bolton for showing 80 or so League clubs exactly how not to operate. Serves 'em right. We will be in a go...
by fatboy47
Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: if you come to London, you're in, says...
Replies: 105
Views: 2913

Re: if you come to London, you're in, says...

Its an absolute grot box...a stinking quagmire..a smelly dirty morrasse of lowlife, crooks and deadbeats. A rat pit. The place makes me want to vomit. Keep it. Please.
by fatboy47
Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today’s lineups
Replies: 85
Views: 7250

Re: Today’s lineups

Vydra og?
by fatboy47
Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe Hart
Replies: 51
Views: 6064

Re: Joe Hart

Can all the folk constantly harping on about this chap being a truly great keeper, please explain why we cant give the big daft lump away, let alone sell him....if hes so bloody great why arent other clubs banging our door down? Face it...hes an expensive gormless lump, and the daftest aquisition we...
by fatboy47
Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 20052
Views: 690334

Re: adeola friday

For minesweepers
by fatboy47
Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Accounts sdvice please .
Replies: 16
Views: 658

Re: Accounts sdvice please .

Thanks folks....got this now..to a degree I think my friend has either been misadvised or has misunderstood the advice given. Its clear that you dont need to register if your services are vat exempt...Its possible that the advice given was aimed at her potential purchase of vat rated goods from pote...
by fatboy47
Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Accounts sdvice please .
Replies: 16
Views: 658

Re: Accounts sdvice please .

Yes...ofsted registered dsr.

I guess tvc has it right when he says its probably about not sitting just above the threshold and accruing pointless expense...as registration is compulsory above 85k despite the zero vat rating.

Thanks to all you people though...appreciated.
by fatboy47
Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Accounts sdvice please .
Replies: 16
Views: 658

Re: Accounts sdvice please .

Thanks tvc....thats roughly what id suspected...makes sense now..cheers.
by fatboy47
Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Accounts sdvice please .
Replies: 16
Views: 658

Accounts sdvice please .

OK..briefly. A friend is opening a buisness thats trading in non-vat-able services.. ( nursery) Opening in 3 weeks time, registration has been very successful. Her accountants have advised her to limit her incomings to , i think, 85k. Now, I understand that this is a threshold figure, and that if ab...
by fatboy47
Wed Jul 17, 2019 11:55 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Charlie Austin's rant at manager
Replies: 41
Views: 3415

Re: Charlie Austin's rant at manager

Thanks for the goals Chas.

All the best fella.
by fatboy47
Wed Jul 17, 2019 11:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: HTFC - Home Kit
Replies: 108
Views: 4285

Re: HTFC - Home Kit

Oozes class.

Puts them way ahead of the game.
by fatboy47
Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your all-time favourite piece of music?
Replies: 60
Views: 1485

Re: Your all-time favourite piece of music? Apart from Baker Street.

Fixed the title for you.
by fatboy47
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lancashire v Sussex - County Championship
Replies: 78
Views: 3092

Re: Lancashire v Sussex - County Championship

Good game for Sussex to win.
by fatboy47
Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:45 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BFC TRANSFER NEWS (MUST CONTAIN LINK)
Replies: 2150
Views: 207375

Re: BFC TRANSFER NEWS (MUST CONTAIN LINK)

I would disagree, but I realise many people have an agenda against the paper, so be it, I was only posting what has been said, no idea if it's true, and more importantly I won't pretend I know if its true. Agenda ? :o :o How could anyone have an agenda against that bunch of twisted, sick guttersnip...
by fatboy47
Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Most over rated Burnley player. (EVER)
Replies: 127
Views: 3620

Re: Most over rated Burnley player. (EVER)

Never quite got the Chris McCann love in thing personally...despite his allegedly awesome start to the first Prem campaign.

All opinions...,I thought he was a fairly clumsy league one level midfielder. Watching him play I always thought, if anything, he'd have been better at centre half.
by fatboy47
Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lancs CCC....Jack Bond Dies
Replies: 26
Views: 969

Re: Lancs CCC....Jack Bond Dies

Poor do.

Best skipper in my memory at Lancs.

Good night Captain Jack.
by fatboy47
Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Parkview Chippy
Replies: 57
Views: 3457

Re: Parkview Chippy

An era is drawing to a close...and the decent chippy is becoming a rarity...so sad..and the hordes of gormless slobs in grey jogging bottoms and the fat tattooed single mums in unwashed leggings traipse endlessley into mcdonalds to guzzle something thats as near to salted human turd as you can get.....
by fatboy47
Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Where were you actually born
Replies: 199
Views: 4338

Re: Where were you actually born

Rossy General ...'56

Brow Edge and whitewell bottom.
by fatboy47
Mon Jul 08, 2019 7:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BFC TRANSFER NEWS (MUST CONTAIN LINK)
Replies: 2150
Views: 207375

Re: BFC TRANSFER NEWS (MUST CONTAIN LINK)

Boden doesn't know sh1t.
by fatboy47
Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jodrell Bank
Replies: 5
Views: 814

Re: Jodrell Bank

Thought it was same as a Sherman tank
by fatboy47
Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:40 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BFC TRANSFER NEWS (MUST CONTAIN LINK)
Replies: 2150
Views: 207375

Re: BFC TRANSFER NEWS (MUST CONTAIN LINK)

He's nobbut 34.

No age for a centre-mid.
by fatboy47
Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A Senior British Establishment figure?
Replies: 22
Views: 1634

Re: A Senior British Establishment figure?

Clarets4me wrote:I think experience tells us that none of the political parties are free of such people !! ;)


Indeed...lots of tories in the Labour Party..
by fatboy47
Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A Senior British Establishment figure?
Replies: 22
Views: 1634

Re: A Senior British Establishment figure?

Bet its a tory..
by fatboy47
Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is Robert De Niro
Replies: 39
Views: 2023

Re: Is Robert De Niro

Money-grubbing no- mark....third rate bungler on the screen...with a face like a stale turd......i missed my way.
by fatboy47
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: George Boyd.
Replies: 11
Views: 1971

George Boyd.

Am I the only one to think it may be a good move to get another season (or even 2) out of George?... Been released by the owls who probably cant afford a new contract for him...could be just what we need to cover either wing. No stupid transfer to pay...probably realistic wages...genuine runner and ...
by fatboy47
Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: John McCririck Dies
Replies: 40
Views: 2039

Re: John McCririck Dies

Lord Beamish wrote:He’d not been well for a while.



About 79 years tbh.
by fatboy47
Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lewis Holtby
Replies: 3
Views: 1535

Re: Lewis Holtby

Is that you Lewis.?

We don't want your 3rd rate Bundesliga cack on here thanks.
by fatboy47
Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BFC TRANSFER NEWS (MUST CONTAIN LINK)
Replies: 2150
Views: 207375

Re: BFC TRANSFER NEWS (MUST CONTAIN LINK)

Ben Doon's mate you mean ?
by fatboy47
Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jagielka
Replies: 126
Views: 8045

Re: Jagielka

This smells like Burnley business, sell our best players, plead poverty and sign a crock of old sh**e and have fans on here try to pretend it’s brilliant business, we actually had numpties on here defending the Crouch signing :lol: Nonsense....if there's a chance to pick up a top top centre half in...
by fatboy47
Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jagielka
Replies: 126
Views: 8045

Re: Jagielka

I'd be more than happy to see Jags as a replacement for Tarks if its a one or two season max thing.

Tarks is decent, but he's no Jagielka.
by fatboy47
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Yankees/Red Sox baseball in London.
Replies: 41
Views: 851

Re: Yankees/Red Sox baseball in London.

Rounders.

In fancy kit.
by fatboy47
Sun Jun 30, 2019 11:22 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Padiham on Parade
Replies: 18
Views: 1848

Re: Padiham on Parade

Corky wrote:You're not by any chance related to Leonard Cohen are you?


nah...radiohead fan, me ;)
by fatboy47
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Padiham on Parade
Replies: 18
Views: 1848

Re: Padiham on Parade

Yes yes...the good old 40s...vera lynn, auschwitz, millions of violent deaths,hitler, mussolini, polio, rationing and the blitz.

Grand.
by fatboy47
Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: When does our Transfer Window open ?
Replies: 14
Views: 980

Re: When does our Transfer Window open ?

Current squad is more than adequate...in its last half-season it outperformed around 14 clubs. Bigger role for Crouch hopefully next season,getting on the end of Brady's pinpoint deliveries. ..why bring in an unproven lightweight like Adams when we have pedigree like Crouch? Hopefully Hart will be o...
by fatboy47
Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What Would Football be Like With No Off Side Rule
Replies: 35
Views: 834

Re: What Would Football be Like With No Off Side Rule

Jimmy Adamson was a big advocate for getting completely rid of the offside law.

He knew a bit about the game.
by fatboy47
Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Milnrow resign from the Lancashire League
Replies: 49
Views: 2153

Re: Milnrow resign from the Lancashire League

Maybe they're all watching women's football now ?
by fatboy47
Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Money saving tips
Replies: 54
Views: 2089

Re: Money saving tips

Always defecate in the workplace, thereby saving on paper, water , stain removers and general wear and tear on the cistern etc.

This carries the added satisfaction of being paid for your bowel movements.
by fatboy47
Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Money saving tips
Replies: 54
Views: 2089

Re: Money saving tips

Whilst holidaying at centre parks, claim to have seen a large rat in what passes for your kitchen. Grudgingly accept their offer of a free holiday there to compensate you. I can personally vouch for this one. A development on this could be to actually take along your own dead rats as "evidence&...
by fatboy47
Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Scam alert
Replies: 55
Views: 2928

Re: Scam alert

Looks kosher to me.

Spelling mistakes in lots of stuff these days.

Too many cynics around. (imo)
by fatboy47
Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Ward completes Stoke deal
Replies: 12
Views: 1131

Re: ARTICLE: Ward completes Stoke deal

boatshed bill wrote:No "I'd like to thank Burnley for X seasons".... they usually put that one out there ;)



Yes....Dyche must have lost the dressing room...its obvious.
by fatboy47
Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:25 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stuart Downing
Replies: 22
Views: 2180

Re: Stuart Downing

Tired old horse.

Last stop before knackers yard.
by fatboy47
Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley looking to redevelop the Cricket Field stand
Replies: 143
Views: 10516

Re: Burnley looking to redevelop the Cricket Field stand

Lick of paint fer't turnstiles I've heard.
by fatboy47
Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Heaton turns down new deal
Replies: 125
Views: 12956

Re: Heaton turns down new deal

I can see Heaton going to Bournemouth. Bournemouth are looking for a new keeper and Heaton would be just what they want. Bournemouth will more than likely blow us out of the water financially, and what's not to like about living on the south coast. Flies..traffic...beer prices...house prices..south...

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