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Good chance of Aus win.

Some of our bowling is barely county standard. Nowhere near consistent enough. Archer and Curran rarely have a clue where they're sending it.

Anderson is very badly missed. With him fit we'd have won this series.

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ClaretAndJew wrote:Cannabis has never killed anyone in the history of human kind.

Wha a brainless gormless statement.

I thought you had a bit more upstairs tbh.

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They won an odd game because they tried harder..

Like an angry little brother pummelling his fists into a bigger stronger more mature older brother who isn't really arsed, and actually feels a bit sorry for him.

If Scotland had been a half decent side we wouldn't have let them win any.

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Need to get him to AA as he seems to have a problem with the demon drink but lacks the skills of a George Best who could even play when ****** I think we should be grateful he goes back in January with that attitude Does he thinks getting leathered is what a Prof player can do during a season Hope ...

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I tend to refer to Blackburn Rovers as "" the sh1tty-arsed tribe of horse-knobbing fat turds"".

Is that acceptable ?

Or childish ?

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Seen as a bounder by the Tory establishment although he's cut from very much the same cloth as Cameron , Johnson and the rest of the Bullingdon pig nobbing bunch. Whilst he's detached from the Tory mainstream he'll never be dangerous insofar as Coonsbreath and the rest of the hacks will portray him ...

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No problem with men farting.

I find it quite disgusting if women do it though.

Unless it's a fat bird letting you know where the buisness end is.

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Cant find a lot wrong with Theakston's best bitter personally.

Goes well with sausages I find.

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Why are people surprised to find that the Royals' sh1t stinks like everyone else's ? These types historically robbed, humped, murdered, bummed and conned their way to the top table. Ir's still alive today, but within another generation kids will be taught of all the forelock-tugging self-abasement t...

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Would be nice to see the whole circus properly asset-stripped before too long. Just to make sure there's no more than a burnt out husk remaining. I'll wish them well when all their debts have been paid in full, and they are demonstrably living within their means....not before. Until then they can ro...

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Anderson doesn't want the captaincy.

If he did he would have had it years ago.

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When did Lee Hoos move to Watford?

He hasn't quite finished emptying QPR's ground yet.

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Ive just made do with a very big pie.

And a pint mug of strong tea.

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Agree with all that but who do you drop. It’s a massively hard call. Maybe butler, but whatever rational thing you do to get him back in you’re gonna be weakening an already fragile batting lineup. Hence why, especially given he might pull up again, it’s hard to simply slot him back in. See your po...

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Chasing anothrr wide one needlessly...thanks Jason....don't ring us.

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Jimmy doesn’t get back in the side at the moment. Big call but who do you drop Are you serious ???.. A fit Anderson walks into any test team in the world..still...absolutely no question about it. Archer may have the tools to provide a great foil for Jimmy, but I'sorry Gww...there isnt anything else...

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Takes all the credit for putting massive curse on the Aussies. I think the smart money will be waiting to see how we bat, rather than crowing about mopping up the Aussie tail on a wicket with seam swing and a distinctly erratic bounce....in dodgy light. Maybe we will make hay...but maybe we will fi...

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3 day test. Max.

Better pitches down dog-sh1t drive than the Yorkies know how to prepare.

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Chip Harrison wrote:Your response of high end minge and your Maid post from yesterday makes me think you could actually be a danger to women.

Your post makes me think you're a miserable lump, with either no sense of humour or an innability to accept that not everyone shares whatever your sense of humour involves.

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The idea that high end watches are a serious investment is an idea mainly promoted by the makers of high end watches.

There's that many good quality fakes around that you'll struggle to impress high end minge with one anyway.

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I am sure there are websites you can advertise on FB why not google it :lol: Always keen to max up on available info Bosscat...it's just the PC brigade and the womens rights lobby with their thinly disguised bouts of penis envy that I'm keen to steer clear of. I'm as broad-minded as the next chap, ...

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I've been thinking that employing a maid may be a good way forward for me. Wondering what the form may be, and if anyone can offer any good pointers. It would have to be a "live in" kind of deal involving all the duties you'd normally expect of a wife.(bar one, obviously..well...initially ...

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Great memories there steve....must have been just after kick off given that uve's combover is still in place...i spent a torrid couple of hours on the north bank that day

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Cahill's not the future.

He's not even all that good anymore. Chelsea have binned him for a reason.

We have 3 better centre halves than Cahill at the club already.

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According to Rovers messageboard, Mowbray is bringing their top scorer on (OG), in the search for an equaliser.

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FactualFrank wrote:Shock me.

Well...it's between -1 and 1.

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Anybody want to know how many shots on target Blackbum managed in first half ?

Against league 2 opponents.
Whilst behind..
At home.

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Mate of mine did some work on a fitted wardrobe in Deano's bedroom.

Said he checked his kex drawer and found a claret and blue jockstrap, a framed pic of Roger Eli and a pair of bad beat bobs.

Just sayin.

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Does anyone actually know what the venkys aim is :lol: Genuine question. Initially it was clearly a "status" aquisition, with potential tax benefits no doubt. Mismanagment, ignorance and disinterest turned it into a white elephant. Venkys are clearly no longer interested in Blackburn, but...

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What thrills me, more than just the results, is that as we watch the last rotten remains of Bolton Wanderers trickling down the bog, we can see an identical scenario panning out at Ewood Park. We have the same hordes of half-witted grotbags baying for big time spending of money their grubby little c...

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I hope they win. Good luck to them. Why would anyone want a team of 16 year olds to get hammered? Being 16 year olds has the square root of feck all to do with it. I want them to be humped because theyre a club that demonstrates more than anyone since Pompey, every nasty greedy corrupt aspect of pr...

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I hope they get bummed senseless.

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The years do funny things to our memories .... For a 4th tier Club at that time, we had a fantastic support, with an average home gate of 10,160. However, only two league attendances were over 15,000 .. Blackpool on 2/2/92 ( 18,183 ), and the final home game against Wrexham when the trophy was pres...

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Love it!!..

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Lord Beamish wrote:Best thing for Gout?

Red wine, port, stinky cheeses; lots of high-living.

This.

With chips...lots of chips.

And dark rum.

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No flies on cc.

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Who's Dom ??

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Can you pay on the gate?

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Cats and dogs turned up in most of the Blue Sky offerings back in the 70's in Rawtenstall. Old Sinbad as ran it weren't too particular.

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I predict that Jacob Rees Mogg bloke will move to Shadsworth and start knobbing horses.

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Can you play centre-mid?

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Not now we're not.

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They had no choice but to sign a keeper. Heaton was coming back from a serious injury and Pope was out with a serious injury. They may well have needed to sign a keeper...belt and braces etc.... But Hart ?...a big time keeper ..on massive money...all we needed was a few games cover a big error of j...

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Absolutely brilliant buisness if true.

For Villa.

They get an absolutely top class keeper at the peak of his powers for a fraction of what they'd pay for similiar quality elsewhere.

There's a reason that Heaton is in demand and we cant shift Hart.

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Has anyone done the pooh on a lolly stick test for bowel cancer? It's a bit messy but I think I've done that three times now and it's come back ok Recommended. I can think of more pleasing ways to spend my weekday mornings than bent over the bog prodding at a rancid stool (first, catch your stool)....

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Bit of a let down.

I was getting the horn earlier at the thought of the whole shower of crap getting the bum's rush.

Now all I'll have is a weekly snigger at their results over the season.

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Lord Beamish wrote:I can’t say I feel the same about Bury, but I would not bat an eyelid if Bolton went belly-up.

Same....Bury didnt fly bare-arsed over Turf Moor aiming a sequence of sloppy turds in our direction whilst wetting their knickers as Fat Phil plotted our demise.

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But....But....Eddie doesnt want his brass back !!

Yeah right ...bunch of scabby douche bags.

Get it up ya!

No tears here.

Just sayin like...

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And the middle...and the end ?

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Being potless would take some explaining, given our recent annual accounts....it's a bit baffling that our own punters think we are.
We probably have more cash in hand than at least half the Prem clubs.

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