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Bloke at work reckoned it was all shot over Crown Point, not far from the Bull and Butcher pub...he generally knew his stuff to be fair. He also told me that Marie Osmond liked it"" through the back door""...that Michael Aspel was partial to a bit of "" uphill gardening...

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Burnley fans having clearly been involved in the identification of this pair of gobsh1tes won't suit the agenda of the hordes of self-righteous snowflakes that pollute that bit of the south coast.

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Off in a few weeks to some big wanky pretentious do near Rochdale....is there anywhere even vaguely nice near Rochdale?

Do I have to take notice of this list that came with the invite? Is it de rigeur?...Why John Lewis's?.. I'm not short of brass but this nonsense makes my bum itch tbh

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Tall,slim, bit of a looker, comfortably off, witty and caring.

...is what I say on the lonely hearts ads.

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Top Claret wrote:Never had any decent fish and chips in Lancashire. Best chippie oils are in Yorkshire

My arse.

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Burnley-esque

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tim_noone wrote:And your from.......

An almost crime free, drug free, low traffic, unpolluted island free from racial tensions and rat racers surrounded by pristine white sand beaches, cliffs and a sea full of dolphins and porpoises.

Edit....and litter free.

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Absolutely. Frustrating as our transfer dealings may be to some Clarets, at least if and when we do get relegated, we will be in a decent position on and off the pitch. We should be grateful to Bolton for showing 80 or so League clubs exactly how not to operate. Serves 'em right. We will be in a go...

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Its an absolute grot box...a stinking quagmire..a smelly dirty morrasse of lowlife, crooks and deadbeats. A rat pit. The place makes me want to vomit. Keep it. Please.

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Vydra og?

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Can all the folk constantly harping on about this chap being a truly great keeper, please explain why we cant give the big daft lump away, let alone sell him....if hes so bloody great why arent other clubs banging our door down? Face it...hes an expensive gormless lump, and the daftest aquisition we...

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For minesweepers

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Thanks folks....got this now..to a degree I think my friend has either been misadvised or has misunderstood the advice given. Its clear that you dont need to register if your services are vat exempt...Its possible that the advice given was aimed at her potential purchase of vat rated goods from pote...

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Yes...ofsted registered dsr.

I guess tvc has it right when he says its probably about not sitting just above the threshold and accruing pointless expense...as registration is compulsory above 85k despite the zero vat rating.

Thanks to all you people though...appreciated.

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Thanks tvc....thats roughly what id suspected...makes sense now..cheers.

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OK..briefly. A friend is opening a buisness thats trading in non-vat-able services.. ( nursery) Opening in 3 weeks time, registration has been very successful. Her accountants have advised her to limit her incomings to , i think, 85k. Now, I understand that this is a threshold figure, and that if ab...

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Thanks for the goals Chas.

All the best fella.

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Oozes class.

Puts them way ahead of the game.

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Fixed the title for you.

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Good game for Sussex to win.

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I would disagree, but I realise many people have an agenda against the paper, so be it, I was only posting what has been said, no idea if it's true, and more importantly I won't pretend I know if its true. Agenda ? :o :o How could anyone have an agenda against that bunch of twisted, sick guttersnip...

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Never quite got the Chris McCann love in thing personally...despite his allegedly awesome start to the first Prem campaign.

All opinions...,I thought he was a fairly clumsy league one level midfielder. Watching him play I always thought, if anything, he'd have been better at centre half.

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Poor do.

Best skipper in my memory at Lancs.

Good night Captain Jack.

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An era is drawing to a close...and the decent chippy is becoming a rarity...so sad..and the hordes of gormless slobs in grey jogging bottoms and the fat tattooed single mums in unwashed leggings traipse endlessley into mcdonalds to guzzle something thats as near to salted human turd as you can get.....

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Rossy General ...'56

Brow Edge and whitewell bottom.

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Boden doesn't know sh1t.

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Thought it was same as a Sherman tank

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He's nobbut 34.

No age for a centre-mid.

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Clarets4me wrote:I think experience tells us that none of the political parties are free of such people !!

Indeed...lots of tories in the Labour Party..

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Bet its a tory..

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Money-grubbing no- mark....third rate bungler on the screen...with a face like a stale turd......i missed my way.

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Am I the only one to think it may be a good move to get another season (or even 2) out of George?... Been released by the owls who probably cant afford a new contract for him...could be just what we need to cover either wing. No stupid transfer to pay...probably realistic wages...genuine runner and ...

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Lord Beamish wrote:He’d not been well for a while.

About 79 years tbh.

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Is that you Lewis.?

We don't want your 3rd rate Bundesliga cack on here thanks.

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Ben Doon's mate you mean ?

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This smells like Burnley business, sell our best players, plead poverty and sign a crock of old sh**e and have fans on here try to pretend it’s brilliant business, we actually had numpties on here defending the Crouch signing :lol: Nonsense....if there's a chance to pick up a top top centre half in...

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I'd be more than happy to see Jags as a replacement for Tarks if its a one or two season max thing.

Tarks is decent, but he's no Jagielka.

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Rounders.

In fancy kit.

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Corky wrote:You're not by any chance related to Leonard Cohen are you?

nah...radiohead fan, me

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Yes yes...the good old 40s...vera lynn, auschwitz, millions of violent deaths,hitler, mussolini, polio, rationing and the blitz.

Grand.

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Current squad is more than adequate...in its last half-season it outperformed around 14 clubs. Bigger role for Crouch hopefully next season,getting on the end of Brady's pinpoint deliveries. ..why bring in an unproven lightweight like Adams when we have pedigree like Crouch? Hopefully Hart will be o...

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Jimmy Adamson was a big advocate for getting completely rid of the offside law.

He knew a bit about the game.

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Maybe they're all watching women's football now ?

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Always defecate in the workplace, thereby saving on paper, water , stain removers and general wear and tear on the cistern etc.

This carries the added satisfaction of being paid for your bowel movements.

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Whilst holidaying at centre parks, claim to have seen a large rat in what passes for your kitchen. Grudgingly accept their offer of a free holiday there to compensate you. I can personally vouch for this one. A development on this could be to actually take along your own dead rats as "evidence&...

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Looks kosher to me.

Spelling mistakes in lots of stuff these days.

Too many cynics around. (imo)

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boatshed bill wrote:No "I'd like to thank Burnley for X seasons".... they usually put that one out there

Yes....Dyche must have lost the dressing room...its obvious.

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Tired old horse.

Last stop before knackers yard.

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Lick of paint fer't turnstiles I've heard.

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I can see Heaton going to Bournemouth. Bournemouth are looking for a new keeper and Heaton would be just what they want. Bournemouth will more than likely blow us out of the water financially, and what's not to like about living on the south coast. Flies..traffic...beer prices...house prices..south...

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