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by The Sofa Shifter
Wed Aug 26, 2020 9:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Last night of the Proms
Replies: 468
Views: 23784

Re: Last night of the Proms

Land of dopes and tories.
by The Sofa Shifter
Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eric Dier
Replies: 84
Views: 8743

Re: Eric Dier

Dier is a numpty and should be given an hefty fine and ban. We can't have players jumping into the stands to have a barny with the fans, total unprofessionalism. Brother Dier should also be banned from the stadium. He gets complimentary tickets for every game, which no doubt come with an hospitalit...
by The Sofa Shifter
Wed Nov 13, 2019 5:47 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Julie Cooper MP to stand down .... ?
Replies: 342
Views: 18909

Re: Julie Cooper MP to stand down .... ?

Knock knock..... hi, I’m from the Brexit party. You know that when we said leaving Europe would give £350m a week to the NHS, well how would you like to move to an American style insurance system instead, probably run by the US after we sell the whole lot to them.... our other policies? sorry all I ...
by The Sofa Shifter
Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sterling sent home
Replies: 51
Views: 4904

Re: Sterling sent home

A sensitive soul or somebody with morals and a desire to try and change things?

Something missing upstairs or an ability to cut through some of the uncomfortable truths that are accepted as normal in the UK today?
by The Sofa Shifter
Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:26 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sterling sent home
Replies: 51
Views: 4904

Re: Sterling sent home

There are 2 types of people in this world...... those who don’t rate Raheem Sterling and those Who understand football.
by The Sofa Shifter
Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: No Poppies ......
Replies: 43
Views: 4521

Re: No Poppies ......

Funkydrummer wrote:......

Assume it's not compulsory.

Rightly so...... It's a choice.
by The Sofa Shifter
Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:23 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rugby World Cup
Replies: 249
Views: 14537

Re: Rugby World Cup

10:45am on Sunday, Conyoviejo and Sofa Shifter will be busy at B&Q, explaining to the staff why they don’t like lawnmowers. Would be more interesting than a lot of fat lads lying on a ball, whilst a bunch of estate agents and hedge fund managers scream at them to get onside, whilst not being able t...
by The Sofa Shifter
Thu Sep 19, 2019 6:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rugby World Cup
Replies: 249
Views: 14537

Re: Rugby World Cup

The kick and clap is the 3rd most important World Cup this year, miles behind the cricket, and just behind the netball.

Dull, Dull, Dull.
by The Sofa Shifter
Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mike Garlick interview
Replies: 41
Views: 5855

Re: Mike Garlick interview

There's some soft arse whiners on here make no mistake. Ask the tough questions..... on why the club are where they are, in the consistently best league positions for how many years? THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS - might be time to appreciate what you're seeing, not complaining about what you haven't g...
by The Sofa Shifter
Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A reality check
Replies: 26
Views: 4670

Re: A reality check

Losing against Liverpool....... a reality check.



Irony.
by The Sofa Shifter
Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:02 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Defour may leave before European deadline
Replies: 208
Views: 25546

Re: Defour may leave before European deadline

CBT wrote:Bye-bye defour
Steven defour
You were an effin crock
Better than Andy cooke
Bye-bye Steven defour
Look out Ed Sheeran, there’s some brilliant song writers on here..... look at how this scans and the humour.

Bet you struggle to make a bowl of cornflakes in the morning CBT
by The Sofa Shifter
Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Defour may leave before European deadline
Replies: 208
Views: 25546

Re: Defour may leave before European deadline

Aclaret wrote:Steven Defour, Steven Defour I just don't think you understand.
You hardly ever played, you where over paid.
You wernt really as good as Zidane.

You're right..... I don't understand.

Terrible banter.
by The Sofa Shifter
Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Defour may leave before European deadline
Replies: 208
Views: 25546

Re: Defour may leave before European deadline

Defour threads are a magnet for the sh*t banter crew.

Who?


What he played for us?

I'll give him piggyback to X

Has he been working in the club shop to give us something back?


Proper original stuff like.
by The Sofa Shifter
Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:19 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gibson
Replies: 78
Views: 13457

Re: Gibson

I agree. All it took for me was to realise I was standing on my left leg and with the umpteen hours I had free, started shooting with my left foot and crossing with it. Young players only need a tiny nudge - it's nothing like pressure. And it works. Both of my nephews can pass and shoot with both f...
by The Sofa Shifter
Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley v Crewe - Youth Latest
Replies: 34
Views: 4202

Re: Burnley v Crewe - Youth Latest

Andingle wrote:

I hear you.
by The Sofa Shifter
Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley v Crewe - Youth Latest
Replies: 34
Views: 4202

Re: Burnley v Crewe - Youth Latest

Andingle wrote:Lewis is an U16, he is a Manchester lad whose been at the club since U8s

But Jason told you not to look in Manchester.... that you'd not get players.


Well done Lewis.
by The Sofa Shifter
Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Our club size an atmosphere
Replies: 32
Views: 3534

Re: Our club size an atmosphere

I think it's fair to say were on a par we Cardiff and Huddersfield in terms of size of club so why can they create positive good atmospheres at every home game for 90 mins regardless of the result yet we only sung briefly at 3-0 up against Bournemouth? Why don't we enjoy games rather than waiting e...
by The Sofa Shifter
Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Imagine getting a £13,750 hospital bill when the NHS is gone
Replies: 33
Views: 3055

Re: Imagine getting a £13,750 hospital bill when the NHS is gone

You do know that whether you pay it or it's paid for by the NHS, the cost pretty much remains the same>?
by The Sofa Shifter
Sun May 27, 2018 2:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: come and get me
Replies: 19
Views: 3521

Re: come and get me

Croydon Claret wrote:But for him being paid hundreds of thousands per week I may have had some sympathy for his "plight"
TheFamilyCat wrote:what a wankerish comment.
by The Sofa Shifter
Mon May 14, 2018 9:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eddie Howe v. Judas Horseface
Replies: 8
Views: 2005

Re: Eddie Howe v. Judas Horseface

One brought us great success, one brought us great boring football. They both left for perceived better jobs. They are both below where the club is now.
by The Sofa Shifter
Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The ross wallace appreciation thread
Replies: 12
Views: 3320

Re: The ross wallace appreciation thread

I appreciated it when he left.
by The Sofa Shifter
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: SD trapped in his own tautology
Replies: 336
Views: 24510

Re: SD trapped in his own tautology

ablueclaret wrote:Well you're obviously watching different matches to me Riley.

Best post ever from the famous non game watching clown.
by The Sofa Shifter
Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley v Sheffield United - U23 latest
Replies: 20
Views: 3519

Re: Burnley v Sheffield United - U23 latest

I'm a big big girl
in a big big world
It's not a big big thing if you leave me
but I do do feel that
I do not miss you much
miss you much...
by The Sofa Shifter
Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: He needs to come out and state his position IMO.
Replies: 47
Views: 4390

Re: He needs to come out and state his position IMO.

Why would a Blackburn fan care about what the Burnley managers position on staying or going is?

What a sad act..... there's a big wide world out there, go and see some of it instead of wasting your life, posting nonsensical drivel and poor troll bait on here.
by The Sofa Shifter
Sun Sep 03, 2017 2:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Richard Chaplow
Replies: 37
Views: 5954

Re: Richard Chaplow

cutsy123 wrote:Hes a prick

As proffered when you made a similar claim about Chris Boden the other day, I'd vouch that he'd be a lot further down the prick list than you.
by The Sofa Shifter
Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Aaron lennon
Replies: 111
Views: 21525

Re: Aaron lennon

What a great riposte. It cut me to the quick.
by The Sofa Shifter
Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Aaron lennon
Replies: 111
Views: 21525

Re: Aaron lennon

cutsy123 wrote:Boden is one to be added to the PRICK list

He'd be a good few places lower on that list than you I'd say.
by The Sofa Shifter
Thu Aug 24, 2017 11:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jack Walkers dead chant
Replies: 263
Views: 24594

Re: Jack Walkers dead chant

Saxoman wrote:The idiots are out in force tonight.

They always seem to be where you are don't they? Strange that.
by The Sofa Shifter
Sun Apr 23, 2017 7:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Keane gone Mee Injured
Replies: 41
Views: 4810

Re: Keane gone Mee Injured

So if we lost out first choice pair of centre halves we'd be threadbare? No shite Sherlock. Imagine if we lost Gray and Barnes, we'd be a bit light up front. And it's really not worth thinking about if we lost Ward and whoever our other left back is. OMG best sign 60 first choice players just to be ...
by The Sofa Shifter
Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Shay McCarten
Replies: 16
Views: 3400

Re: Shay McCarten

Cos Blake thought he was Billy Big ******** and could make those decisions. Truth is he was just an over rated furniture removals man.
by The Sofa Shifter
Wed Jan 11, 2017 4:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Callum Styles - Bury
Replies: 64
Views: 14925

Re: Callum Styles - Bury

Latest on Callum.... Bury's player of the month, surprisingly released by Burnley, best talent he'd ever coached....

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by The Sofa Shifter
Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Callum Styles - Bury
Replies: 64
Views: 14925

Re: Callum Styles - Bury

Eurgh......... just seen this. Shame he took down all those successful development areas and scouting networks, that had gone as far as bradford, hudderfield and leeds, and Preston, Manchester and Liverpool. Useless. https://www.periscope.tv/ThePFSA/1jMJgAMzoqWKL?t=64" onclick="window.open(this.href...
by The Sofa Shifter
Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Callum Styles - Bury
Replies: 64
Views: 14925

Re: Callum Styles - Bury

He's playing for Bury not Barcelona! Perhaps they didn't like his attitude or he had a "pushy" parent. It may not just be his skill. Not many 16 year olds playing first team football for anybody, be it Bury, or Burnley Utd. If he'd had an attitude problem or pushy parent, you'd have thought they ma...
by The Sofa Shifter
Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Callum Styles - Bury
Replies: 64
Views: 14925

Re: Callum Styles - Bury

Burnley Ace wrote:Perhaps, but then he could just as easily be the next John Coffe (?).

Who Burnley sold to Man Utd? Callum Styles was let go for nothing.
by The Sofa Shifter
Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Callum Styles - Bury
Replies: 64
Views: 14925

Re: Callum Styles - Bury

Man U didnt keep on Pogba/Keane City with Mee/Trippier Thats just 2 recent clubs - there will always be players that slip through.... At a club like Burnley though we'll always notice it more. I'd be more annoyed as a united fan paying so much for Pogba and celebrating it ...... After letting him g...
by The Sofa Shifter
Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Callum Styles - Bury
Replies: 64
Views: 14925

Callum Styles - Bury

I see young Callum, who was released by the BFC youth setup in April, won MOTM in Bury's 1st team yesterday. 16 years old, and now a regular starter in a Division 1 side, but Burnley deemed him not good enough for a youth team contract.

What a cock up.

Much Appreciated Jason.
by The Sofa Shifter
Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:09 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Young talented Aussie lad
Replies: 22
Views: 6028

Re: Young talented Aussie lad

Lads, we don’t even have any youth scouts in Burnley, let alone Manchester, Liverpool or Australia. Big job for whoever comes in, all of the scouts have been sacked / left.