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Leisure wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:59 am
Looked to me that he was going for the ball but badly timed the lunge.

It looked bad, especially from one angle. Why didn't VAR review it? Or, did they?

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Bin Ont Turf wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:31 am
It was a naughty one by Tarky last night. Not that he caught too much of the Bowen fella though.

He was lucky to get away with that. Didn't catch much of Bowen? The intent was enough

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Even Hammers Fans must follow Spot the Ball and Spot's Podcast on LUCK. From their Knees Up Mother Brown site, "Burnley Hammer" (Hammer's fan from Burnley?! Really??) : "Lady Luck. If your star striker is going to miskick, do an air kick, miss an open goal, or hit the woodwork - the odds of it happe...

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Still half of players to turn up. Been some "interesting" scores upto now.

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Pope 10 (MOM)
Bardsley 7
Taylor 8
Tarkowski 9
Long 8
Brownhill 9
Westwood 8
McNeil 7
Pieters 8
Jay Rod 8

Wood 7

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CnBtruntru wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:38 am
I'm beginning to think the Buxton is an anagram of Ralpcoatescomb, go on you had to think about it, I need to get more sleep Doing a great job Ralph and Spot, keep it up.

That's nowt, I find myself talking "tactics" with the dog

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In this week's Podcast, Spot explores the concept of "LUCK". Is it luck that allows Buxton to see things that others don't? Is it luck that causes Dave to plummet from the dizzy heights in Leeds to "achieve" 8 straight defeats? Now, that is impressive! How has Sproggy managed to draw half of his mat...

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Bin Ont Turf wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 08, 2020 12:32 am
I'll get in before that cheat Buxton does

ALL selections are checked, rigorously, by Spot and his band of VAR buddies (Actually it's just him and the cute little poodle from down the street) and anything untoward, like drawing EVERY game, would be looked at carefully

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At first glance I thought you'd left the ball in image 3 in B11 then I realised it was a women wearing a beanie hat :) You never know, she might have it hidden "under" the beanie :lol: There was a famous instance a few years ago where Spot posted the wrong links and the ball did appear. Some folk S...

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Unlucky for some Image 1 https://i.imgur.com/XhMKHIx.jpg Image 2 https://i.imgur.com/abYQ8lG.jpg Image 3 https://i.imgur.com/LITQyop.jpg Selections must be in 6pm Friday 10 July Here are the fixtures: https://i.imgur.com/p6HM78A.png https://i.imgur.com/fpTdiK2.png And, a reminder of current League ...

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It's the hope that kills you. The Bar Stewards will now believe that they have a chance when they have a dog's chance!

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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:01 pm
I seem to recall a low passing Tornado triggering a speed camera and the local council sent the ticket to the RAF base.

When it passed me, it was certainly going faster than a "good endorsement"

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All is now right with the World. Equilibrium restored

RalphCoatesComb · Re: tonight's games 7/7/20 Come on Bluebirds !

Come on Bluebirds !

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Oh dear, ne'er mind

Last chance salon for our neighbours down the M65 and they've blown it

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huw.Y.WattfromWare wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:49 pm
Can’t believe Brentford have turned that around. WBA are bricking it. The Bees are coming

Let's hope the mighty Weeds bottle it, as usual

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Back when I still had a motorcycle, I was riding up from Sedbergh over to Hawes and just as I reached the watershed at Garsdale Head and rode under the viaduct, 3 Apache Helicopters flew over in close formation at about 100ft (or so it felt) & frightened the living sh*t out of me 🤣. Once got "buzze...

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Firthy wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:19 pm
JDRobbo has done amazinglyly well, 3 wins 1 draw and 3 losses from 6 games

When you compare the match tables and the Ancien league it does show how it really is the luck of the draw.

Don't mention "luck", you'll set Bobinho off again

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claretonthecoast1882 wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:22 am
not even for 1 game only (tight get)

Spot says "NO" and I can't argue with him

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I'm up for that job and I'll do it for a tenth of his wages.

I can sit on my @rse all day, doing nothing, for £4000 per week.

AND, I'll wear the shirt (Do they do 1st team shirts in XXL?) with the Captain's armband!

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claretonthecoast1882 wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:09 am
Away goals count double so I will take a draw away at Buxton, no shame in that at all

Of ALL the things that me and Spot have considered, away goals count double is NOT one of those things

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TABLES FOR THE LAST 6 GAMES

Goals (For and Against) omitted. Would take too long

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Cracking deflection by MK gives Pickford no chance !

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The Ancien Régime

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JohnMac wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:58 pm
'I taught you everything I know Rob and you know nothing'

'Appen just as well you're not in the same Division, there'd be fur flying

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bobinho wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:42 pm
And all on me....

I assure you boys and girls, it's all luck. Luck that when i have scored badly, my opponents have as well.

Luck?? Spot says.... oh no it's not !

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Well done Mr Top Tier, The pressure is off me now. Don't want to make you feel better but you'd have been top with a win. Can JDRobbo burst Bobinho's bubble... 23, 23 undefeated, 23, 23 I say... (Can we get there?) Here are Game 13 fixtures MOTD this Round... Redbeard at GreenParrot's Gaff - can th...

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Game 13 starts this Wednesday and concludes Friday at 6pm

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evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:45 pm
Mine can, unfortunately...

Sorry Eddie. Even if you'd been in time, I doubt whether anyone would get 5 from Game 5's images

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Result of the Day?

Probably Mr Top Tier who inflicted OldClaret101's first defeat since the first game of the season.

BertieBeeHead also continues his recent good form, scoring 5. No wonder Eddie didn't bother turning up

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MrTopTier wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:49 pm
Bobinho’s so good, he tops both leagues.

Trouble wiv da Interweb Man !

I think everyone has come home from work and switched on their WiFi at the same time

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Bobinho remains undefeated

Buxton trundles on

Tables

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Now the results

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First, the scores

Image 1

C6

Image 2

E8

Image 3

B5

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Redbeard wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:55 pm
Does anyone know where the 'Chewing Fingernails' smiley is?

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Looks like me and Spot will have to take the long walk this evening

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35 minutes.... Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock

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8 hours to go

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tim_noone wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:50 pm
"Youthfulness is how you Live not when you were Born"

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tim_noone wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:29 pm
Quentin Crisp would have been spinning in his Grave seeing the crowds in old Compton street soho.possibly.......

Quentin Crisp? Someone else showing their age

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My greatest fear is many now seem to imagine this crisis is over, it's abating thankfully, but it's by no means over, and if people don't heed the warnings, then they'll find themselves back in lockdown, and nobody wants that, we do want to try and get the economy whirling again, as the economic da...

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Dazzler wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:16 pm
The Sir Ralph Coates Premier League

That's a good way to curry favour with Spot !

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 05, 2020 6:09 pm
The injury came when he landed, before falling into the net.

He's not had much luck in the last few years

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Villa could do with him now to organise this defence.

Villa need an Houdini-type act to get out of this!

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Herts Clarets wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:56 pm
Out for the season isn't he?

For catching his studs in the netting at t'Turf? Seems a bit extreme!

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It's probably been discussed elsewhere but I haven't seen it.

Has he played since limping off against us? The incident looked so innocuous.

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bobinho wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:14 pm
Think the run may be over....

Whatever happens (Not checked yet) it's been one hell of a run already !

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Pope 7
Bardsley 7
Tarkowski 8 (MOM)
Long 6
Taylor 7

Brownhill 7
Westwood 7
MacNeil 6
Pieters 7

Rodriguez 7
Vydra 6

Wood 6

The misses by Vydra and McNeil were the key moments

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YES !!!!!!!!

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CaptainKirk wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:25 pm
why did they not get a penalty?

Never a penalty, even in these crazy VAR days

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