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Steve1956 wrote:Odds on Dyche smacking him back?

About 5000000000000000/1

Dyche has a bit more about him than a being a knuckle dragging thug.

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The fact that there is only 1 real photograph of Neil on the moon destroys the idea of a conspiracy imo.

If you’re gonna fake something like that, you surely would get stacks of photographs of the first human on the moon.

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Rileybobs wrote:Fish and chips on a Tuesday?

Mad men!! They make Pete Doherty look like a choirboy.

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Big Dylan fan so I like hearing covers of his songs. All Along The Watchtower written by Dylan Covered by Hendrix Knocking on Heaven's Door written by Dylan Covered by Anthony and the Johnson (also by Guns and Roses) Like a Rolling Stone Covered by The Rolling Stones Mr Tambourine Man covered by th...

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Does nothing for me.

Nothing to do with it being a shithole of a place though.

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Leisure wrote:So do I presume that it's ok if they're not millionaires!

Of course.

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Quickenthetempo wrote:What if you don't like your family?

Then pretend you do. Go to events. Get in their will. Wait patiently and take the cash.

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Anyone who misses a family event to watch 22+ millionaires kick around a bag of wind needs their head testing.

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Blackrod wrote:I hope it sells a nice fizzy lager and cocktails with umbrellas. None of the real ale shite.

With you here Blackrod.

I love a creme de menthe, lime, soda, ginger and pomegranate seed cocktail before heading on the match.

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An amazing thing to achieve.

But space or the idea of space just baffles me. What a waste of time, effort and money. Looking for water on other planets. Why? We running out of room to put our plastic? Possibly, they’ve already littered space with junk.

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bfccrazy wrote:Another is Ryan Adams cover of Oasis - Wonderwall

A song we’ve all heard countless times but Adams version again gives it a whole different feel.

Noel was blown away by if and he started doing it like that himself. A cover of a cover of his own song.

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If Long had played the amount of games Tarks and Mee have he’d be better than both imo.

He comes in having sat on his arse for months and never looks out of place in the PL. He’s far far better than people believe.

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That is nice.

Claret instead of the green and that’ll blow ours right out the park.

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Imploding Turtle wrote:Didn't say any of that to my face though, did you?

Turtle my mate, had I known it was you I’d have got the champers in!! We could have had a reyt good chinwag

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I don't think we want to see Emily play with your 7". :lol: :lol: Seriously that is a great tune but is it the version backed by Julia Dream? I'm sure that was the B side of SEP. Only ever heard it on A Collection of Antiques and Curios album. It is one of the dreamiest songs I have ever heard...

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I won’t swap it for my 7” See Emily Play that’s for sure

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I was on a date with this gorgeous girl last night. Well, it wasn't a date, date. We just had dinner, saw a movie and then the plane landed. I’ve taken a lot of flights alone and wondered if I’d be next to nice girl. Always get some fat bloke who takes up half my seat, eats like a pig and doesn’t s...

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Deebee in the first. Lump on it mate.

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed

Tennish

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He might have a similar or maybe even a bigger chest that some of the female players/fans.... Also some people do like to experiment in the comfort if their own home, I certainly dont judge. If people want to wear "womens" labelled clothing, leave them to it. 95% of guys tend wear their m...

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Hammer and chisel

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Devils_Advocate wrote:He's done you there Leisure

How do you think he affords his Bugatti?

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Hmm.. i see what you mean but that could be lighting. It is also possible this was an early "proof", but i wouldn't call it "fake" as such. We'll see soon enough either way :) Probably will be real. They’ll probably use the same fabric that as been created for all sizes of shirt...

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Really? Haha. Im sure someone has been on Photoshop since the preview this morning and knocked that up, sure they have..... Look at the preview pic on the 1st page of this thread. There is a horizontal line between the 2 shades of blue that “cuts” through the middle of the badge and the top of the ...

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ZizkovClaret wrote:Ive always wanted a white one with claret piping, and a claret and blue stripe sash. Admittedly a bit similar to a Palace away kit but hey

Every club should have to have a white away shirt abit like all teams had green gk shirts. Obviously apart from those that play in white at home.

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No Ney Never wrote:Back in the BBC gossip column today.
Burnley are looking for 12m for Heaton, 8m more than Villa had bid.
Are they having a laugh, offering only 4m for Heats? I thought we started low in negotiations!

Our recruitments that thick we probably put that offer in ourselves

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Chill your beans Spike man

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I don’t know why they don’t use the space between the concourse and underneath of the seating steps (if that makes sense) You could have some kind of balcony area to take your drinks etc. Wouldn’t be big but it’d take people out of they way. That’s the biggest problem in the concourse. Once served b...

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Rick_Muller wrote:Most Five Guys burger restaurants I've been in are unisex cubicles

Yeah but if some birds taking on Five Guys doubt she’d mind sharing a toilet with 1 of 2

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SWC has to be a flat earther

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Atletico aren't in direct competition with Spurs either so will get him for less than what a PL side would.

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Id rather we signed Charlie Sheen

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Does the club even care how many they sell to fans and when? 20000 shirt sales at £45 a pop is still less than a million - hardly a major source of income (and I'm sure we don't sell anywhere near 20000!) Is the staggering of kits at Umbro's request - i.e. supply chain? All income doesn’t need to g...

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I’ve used shared toilet/bathrooms plenty of times. Never an issue.

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As thick as they come.

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It’s now 90 mins since it was released and the neutrals have taken more interest in Huddersfield than the entirety of last season already.

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This is the club's announcement https://www.htafc.com/news/2019/july/towns-201920-home-kit-is-revealed/ That screams joke. “Wearable uniform for the fan” :lol: “The elasticated waistband gives support and security for the whole 90 minutes” :lol: “the new ‘sash’ style logo is really eye-catching and...

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Probably from a sales point of view - if the release is staggered then they can create a bit of hype during the off season and people might buy the home and then the away a few weeks later followed by the 3rd. If all 3 were released people would just pick their favourite and only buy that one. What...

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I think some people don’t understand the thread. Many players were **** and never rated. This thread is about players that are talked about as world beaters but generally never do nowt.

JBG. Just Bang Garbage.

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I’m not buying into this cladding business. The corner stand is black and white. Why would they then replace the cladding of the other stands to black and white. Unless Juventus want to ground share for a laugh it makes no sense.

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Maybe they were just harvesting their crop.

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Surely nobody planning those corner stands looked at the plans/design and thought they looked good.

Like leather undies. They keep your ******** in check but don’t exactly look good eh?

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Right_winger wrote:The amount of wet drips on here, stick to the speed limit blah blah blah. Clearly must be a very sensible driver with the upmost respect to the speed limits the authorities have put in place to keep me, other road users and pedestrians as safe as possible.

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Princess on the steeple and all the pretty People They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it Made Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and Things You'd better take your diamond ring, You'd better pawn it babe You used to be so amused At Napoleon in rags with the language that He used Go to him no...

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ClaretTony wrote:I was surprised they were the rules to be honest, but one way or the other someone had to win and someone had to lose the most incredible game of cricket.

Yep. Gotta feel for NZ especially as that Stokes/Overthrow happened as well.

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Briefly these are the rules In the event of the scores being level in the Super Over, the first satisfied of the following criteria will determine the winner: The team with the most number of Boundaries(Sixes+Fours) combined from the main match and the Super Over is the winner. The team with the mo...

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Superb victory. Great watch from not the biggest cricket fan.

Can someone explain why weren’t NZ winners having got to the total with 2 wickets remaining?

Seems odd the England were winners based on boundaries hit.

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Stop ******* speeding

Speed cameras need replacing with Anti Speed Missile Systems. Any speeding and booooom, no points, no fines just take care of the problem.

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