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by 2 Bee Holed
Mon Sep 25, 2023 6:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gustos’ red card.
Replies: 25
Views: 3076

Re: Gustos’ red card.

Are Manchester United and Chelsea no longer big clubs? I'm asking because VAR decisions went against both last weekend, and following the Forest game it was all about big clubs getting the decisions and a conspiracy to get Burnley relegated! 🤔😜 Please just remind me which VAR decision went against ...
by 2 Bee Holed
Mon Sep 25, 2023 8:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Parking at Salford FC
Replies: 8
Views: 1035

Re: Parking at Salford FC

BNR is Bury New Road, I assume.
by 2 Bee Holed
Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa team bus bricked
Replies: 237
Views: 21007

Re: Villa team bus bricked

ClaretsPadiham wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2023 8:56 pm
Be Stoopsers I’d take a guess.

We used to brick taxis and buses when we was kids, don’t realise how dangerous and stupid it is till you grow up.
At what age did you grow up and realise that it was dangerous?
by 2 Bee Holed
Mon Sep 18, 2023 7:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match Thread
Replies: 784
Views: 25132

Re: Match Thread

Blyclaret wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2023 7:13 pm
Will someone post the subs
Manners.

Please!!!
by 2 Bee Holed
Thu Sep 07, 2023 12:55 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: PC help required
Replies: 25
Views: 2149

Re: PC help required

PC help required?

Just offer him £100 to go away.
by 2 Bee Holed
Wed Sep 06, 2023 8:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: I've won the lottery
Replies: 24
Views: 4458

Re: I've won the lottery

Neil,

I say it's none of your business if I post on here or not.


:lol:
by 2 Bee Holed
Fri Sep 01, 2023 8:22 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Notice of intended prosecution(scam?)
Replies: 29
Views: 3354

Re: Notice of intended prosecution(scam?)

Do you have 'legal protection' on your car insurance?

Wouldn't they take all this stress off you?
by 2 Bee Holed
Fri Sep 01, 2023 8:11 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Shambles, 3 words
Replies: 94
Views: 7180

Re: Shambles, 3 words

Narrow cobbled street.
by 2 Bee Holed
Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wordle Today
Replies: 23
Views: 3412

Re: Wordle Today

Aisle as my first, got it on my second.
by 2 Bee Holed
Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa team bus bricked
Replies: 237
Views: 21007

Re: Villa team bus bricked

Feels like we’re reaching a bit here. I think the salient point is some quarter-witted mouth breather has deliberately lobbed a brick at the Villa team coach. Getting caught up on which window was hit, or the precise dimensions of the projectile somewhat missed the point. I am not trying to excuse ...
by 2 Bee Holed
Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:13 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa team bus bricked
Replies: 237
Views: 21007

Re: Villa team bus bricked

Not that it matters, because it's sickening, but.....and after watching the video 1/. Has it hit the windscreen? Surely, its more likely to be a side window? 2/. A full brick? Uphill? Or should it be better reported as a 1/4 brick? Or a stone? I read the report that a full brick had been thrown down...
by 2 Bee Holed
Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Clarets Motorcyclists
Replies: 13
Views: 1111

Re: Clarets Motorcyclists

fzr162 wrote:
Fri Aug 25, 2023 4:19 pm
I raced at the Manx gp in 2012. At present Mrs FZR &Myself are currently in the middle of a move back to the UK from France. We sold our French registered bikes so will be purchasing replacements when we get back.
Why? Where they left hand drives?
by 2 Bee Holed
Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:33 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Alexis Mac Allister red card
Replies: 11
Views: 1640

Re: Alexis Mac Allister red card

Football should bring in a system where when a referee makes a clear and obvious error there is someone watching who could help him a :lol: nd let him know he has made the wrong decision and it could be rectified within seconds. :lol: I think you might have an idea there. I doubt it would catch on ...
by 2 Bee Holed
Thu Aug 17, 2023 1:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mission to Burnley (including spoilers from page 9)
Replies: 868
Views: 51629

Re: Mission to Burnley (including spoilers from page 9)

Burnley1989 wrote:
Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:51 pm
We had this debate on Saturday in my local and the general opinion was Wilder & Rooney
So I assume the one that was too much like "Sean' Dyche was Wilder? Did they discuss Rooney?
by 2 Bee Holed
Wed Aug 16, 2023 3:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mission to Burnley (including spoilers from page 9)
Replies: 868
Views: 51629

Re: Mission to Burnley (including spoilers from page 9)

It's free on virgin media catch up.
by 2 Bee Holed
Wed Aug 16, 2023 3:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: If you can't attend the match
Replies: 22
Views: 3129

Re: If you can't attend the match

ŽižkovClaret wrote:
Wed Aug 16, 2023 9:28 am
Bless you, my child :D
And peace be with you.
by 2 Bee Holed
Tue Aug 15, 2023 5:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: If you can't attend the match
Replies: 22
Views: 3129

Re: If you can't attend the match

ŽižkovClaret wrote:
Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:27 pm
Flights back to Prague from Manchester after 7pm on Sundays just don't really exist without some daft diversion
Twas only a joke zizkov, I didn't really think you were a Vicar! :D
by 2 Bee Holed
Tue Aug 15, 2023 2:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Foster on top as season kicks off
Replies: 12
Views: 872

Re: ARTICLE: Foster on top as season kicks off

Interesting chat about Foster in a directors meeting on 'Mission to Burnley'. Vincent very happy and protective about him.
by 2 Bee Holed
Tue Aug 15, 2023 2:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: If you can't attend the match
Replies: 22
Views: 3129

Re: If you can't attend the match

ŽižkovClaret wrote:
Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:48 am
The Villa game being on a Sunday, being the first example.
Why, are you a Vicar or something? :D
by 2 Bee Holed
Tue Aug 15, 2023 1:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We're going to win the league
Replies: 28
Views: 2712

Re: We're going to win the league

No limit on my ambition, 17th. :lol:
by 2 Bee Holed
Sat Aug 12, 2023 5:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A team lacking in identity
Replies: 51
Views: 4299

Re: A team lacking in identity

GetIntoEm wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2023 9:22 am
Please explain "lacking identity" I don't know what you mean
It means that they don't know who they are.

:D
by 2 Bee Holed
Mon Aug 07, 2023 3:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Does my soil pipe need rodding?
Replies: 75
Views: 4751

Re: Does my soil pipe need rodding?

Did you get a good rodding or not? I've been stood ready for days.
by 2 Bee Holed
Sat Aug 05, 2023 4:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mainz v Clarets
Replies: 431
Views: 23676

Re: Mainz v Clarets

Thank you for the updates.
by 2 Bee Holed
Sat Aug 05, 2023 4:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mainz v Clarets
Replies: 431
Views: 23676

Re: Mainz v Clarets

Anyone fancy mentioning what score it is.....and how long left please?
by 2 Bee Holed
Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Summer transfer window 2023 - rumours, links and discussion.
Replies: 15428
Views: 1610689

Re: Summer transfer window 2023 - rumours, links and discussion.

IanMcL wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2023 11:18 pm
Is that Alicia with a lisp?

Was it a miscommunication to the registrar by person with lisp?
I'm still despairing.
by 2 Bee Holed
Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:15 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Summer transfer window 2023 - rumours, links and discussion.
Replies: 15428
Views: 1610689

Re: Summer transfer window 2023 - rumours, links and discussion.

Juan Tanamera wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:04 pm
Give us a twirl.
I despair at times.
by 2 Bee Holed
Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gas.
Replies: 30
Views: 2502

Re: Gas.

Surely it's Gas and Electricity?
by 2 Bee Holed
Thu Jul 20, 2023 11:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bike Lock Recommendations
Replies: 26
Views: 1167

Re: Bike Lock Recommendations

Is the OP wondering which lock to buy? Or is he going to s**g it to destruction?

:P
by 2 Bee Holed
Thu Jul 20, 2023 12:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Striker Amdouni is a Claret
Replies: 106
Views: 9902

Re: ARTICLE: Striker Amdouni is a Claret

Socrates wrote:
Wed Jul 19, 2023 8:31 pm
I guarantee the Venn diagram of people who don’t like this reveal videos and people who don’t like Muric passing out from the back is a circle.
I'll also guarantee any Venn diagram is a circle.
:D
by 2 Bee Holed
Sat Jul 15, 2023 4:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Enock Agyei
Replies: 26
Views: 5302

Re: Enock Agyei

Well, that was a short thread. :lol:
by 2 Bee Holed
Wed Jul 12, 2023 10:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Underrated things
Replies: 50
Views: 3797

Re: Underrated things

ChrisG wrote:
Wed Jul 12, 2023 9:22 am
I don't think anyone specified the 3rd party had to be a chap?
It was a joke, and I do have a dry sense of humour.

However, I do admit the third party could be equine.
by 2 Bee Holed
Wed Jul 12, 2023 9:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Underrated things
Replies: 50
Views: 3797

Re: Underrated things

Steve1956 wrote:
Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:21 am
Threesomes.
I've never understood the attraction of having another bloke and my wife in bed with me.
by 2 Bee Holed
Tue Jul 11, 2023 12:08 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Grantham clarets
Replies: 8
Views: 1099

Re: Grantham clarets

sandy richardson wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2023 12:48 pm
You haven't got a spare garage, have you?
:lol:

I wonder if he ever did manage to garage his AC Cobra?
by 2 Bee Holed
Sat Jul 08, 2023 9:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Colne road
Replies: 57
Views: 11871

Re: Colne road

TheFamilyCat wrote:
Sat Jul 08, 2023 8:50 am
Did the police statement really begin "Evening all"?
:lol: Hah, hah, hah good spot.

I'd read the statement and it hadn't dawned on me. :lol:
by 2 Bee Holed
Wed Jul 05, 2023 11:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Played for all four
Replies: 20
Views: 2612

Re: Played for all four

helmclaret wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 9:17 pm
Ignore
I'm trying. :)
by 2 Bee Holed
Sat Jul 01, 2023 9:33 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Welcome to Hell
Replies: 67
Views: 6560

Re: Welcome to Hell

Just because a Facist despot and his his deluded followers decided to like a composer. Then a film director chose to use the music in a film doesn't make the music any less evocative. Now, in light of the discussion on here about our shirt sponsors. Especially the meaning of 88 in Germany, plus we ...
by 2 Bee Holed
Fri Jun 30, 2023 10:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Next seasons shirt sponsor.
Replies: 338
Views: 16335

Re: Next seasons shirt sponsor.

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Thu Jun 29, 2023 1:40 pm
Pornhub could certainly help getting us known in America
:lol:
You'd look a right t*t running round with that on your shirt. It'd need pulling off at half time.
by 2 Bee Holed
Tue Jun 27, 2023 4:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Country Bingo
Replies: 93
Views: 3908

Re: Country Bingo

I've been to a country that no longer exists.

Yugoslavia.
by 2 Bee Holed
Sun Jun 25, 2023 11:47 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Welcome to Hell
Replies: 67
Views: 6560

Re: Welcome to Hell

Jel wrote:
Sat Jun 24, 2023 7:56 pm
Always the negative vibes!
I don't understand why you've said that, but I can take it, and move on.
by 2 Bee Holed
Fri Jun 23, 2023 4:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ground Capacity Increase.
Replies: 105
Views: 7424

Re: Ground Capacity Increase.

Spijed wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:16 pm
Surely the easiest and quickest way to increase capacity is replace the wooden seats in the CFS & Bob Lord stand with plastic ones.
:o
Just what's needed under there. Even more people trying to use the same space and 6 urinals.
by 2 Bee Holed
Thu Jun 22, 2023 1:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Signing reveal 1960s style
Replies: 24
Views: 2203

Re: Signing reveal 1960s style

New Cricket Field Stand under construction behind them?
by 2 Bee Holed
Tue Jun 20, 2023 9:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tonights football
Replies: 13
Views: 1188

Re: Tonights football

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2023 8:06 pm
They playing at Accy??
When was the last time Stanley had a waterlogged pitch?
by 2 Bee Holed
Mon Jun 19, 2023 10:02 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Graeme Souness - Charity
Replies: 38
Views: 3513

Re: Graeme Souness - Charity

morpheus2 wrote:
Tue May 23, 2023 3:11 pm
Twelve miles if you're dyslexic.
Was that necessary?
Why poke fun at the disabled?
by 2 Bee Holed
Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Welcome to Hell
Replies: 67
Views: 6560

Re: Welcome to Hell

Jel wrote:
Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:27 am
Apocalypse Now, Ride of the Valkyries would create a daunting atmosphere.

https://youtu.be/nZ_zNUmr8fM
Rather controversial don't you think? Using Hitlers' and the Nazis favourite composer? Then it's used in this film during the annihilation of that village.

Just a thought.
by 2 Bee Holed
Thu Jun 15, 2023 12:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Treble winners and Sky at Burnley on opening night
Replies: 147
Views: 8719

Re: ARTICLE: Treble winners and Sky at Burnley on opening night

GetIntoEm wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2023 12:21 pm
a late night during the holidays wont do any lasting damage. will be fine
Indeed, I assume by his username the lad will be in bed by 10.30.

I want to complain!
by 2 Bee Holed
Tue Jun 13, 2023 12:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Northerners: A History
Replies: 50
Views: 2803

Re: Northerners: A History

Buxtonclaret wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:53 am
From Dore upwards. 8-)
How strange!
Until 4 days ago i had no idea Dore existed.
Now that's twice in 4 days.
The first time? I was researching Emlyn Hughes on Saturday.
by 2 Bee Holed
Mon Jun 12, 2023 4:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wigan Points Deduction
Replies: 135
Views: 12167

Re: Wigan Points Deduction

Guitargeorge wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2023 4:25 pm
The inevitable HMRC winding up order issued. What now for Wigan?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65881568
by 2 Bee Holed
Wed Jun 07, 2023 11:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fiorentina v Hammers
Replies: 209
Views: 6775

Re: Fiorentina v Hammers

According to wiki. DL were the last winners of the Fairs Cup and the EL started the following season. Now I think the inter cities Fairs Cup was replaced by the cup winners cup. I don't think the Europa League came into existence until about 2009/2010. Certainly not in 1971. However, I do stand to ...
by 2 Bee Holed
Wed Jun 07, 2023 10:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fiorentina v Hammers
Replies: 209
Views: 6775

Re: Fiorentina v Hammers

Tricky Trevor wrote:
Wed Jun 07, 2023 10:30 pm

From higher up, the Fairs Cup was replaced by the Europa League in 1971.
Was it?