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piston broke wrote:By the time he’d strapped that sofa on I could have popped it on me head and walked it anywhere in Clit hero.

I'd rather have Alfie,thanks!

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Nothing wrong with 3 in 1 or other similar lubes as long as you put it on a cloth first and run your chain through it and do that every week. Neither WD40 nor GT85 are the answer. Don't get conned into paying silly money for synthetic equivalents. GT85 is what professional cyclists use and it only ...

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GT85.Voted No.1 by the professionals .
Run your chain through a cloth first though,to rid of all the grime.It helps save your sprockets from wearing down.

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Can't get more powerful than 900w. Bagless = less efficiency, less hygienic £100 = a piece of ****. You'll get roughly a year of reasonable use for every £50 you spend. Odd exceptions of course. Sebos and Mieles will get you 10-20 years for £300 for example and the old Hoover Juniors and Seniors ar...

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Imploding Turtle wrote:Wait, weren't you that clown who was saying how the IG report would prove Trump had nothing to do with Russian hacking, or something? how'd that work out?

Meanwhile,back at the ranch!

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TVC15 wrote:Not the sports photos. They were going to be thrown in the bin. But i’ve got most of them now !

That's good to know!My Grandad who was the original headmaster,will be very happy about that I'd imagine.

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The worst part of these new schools is they destroyed all the history.I went to Ted's and you had all the pictures of the football and cricket teams from the beginning along the long corridor.The art room was the same,which had one of mine on show,along side 20 years of other peoples art work. All t...

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Really? Really? you really believe this? Frankly I think that's a complete load of ******** but hey it's your opinion. But rather those people moan about it they should simply offer thanks to your Georgian/Victorian forefathers for that gift? You know Ringo ... tho ones who forced a White British c...

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Mike Bassett won't be happy.

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basil6345789 wrote:Face it - he spat out of his window - it was never going to reach them - even a camel couldn't do wthat.
A silly thing to do but not earth shattering.

He actually thought it would though.

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claretandy wrote:Did he have a bad back here as well ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPgiI46FCDU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The blokes ****** out of his bonce!

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It staggers belief that any person with an education can suggest that a major incident involving two of the world's leading powers is a propaganda story. The couple who found the vessel have obviously been contaminated with a far larger dose of the nerve agent than the Russian father and daughter. ...

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Good effort,I'm sick of hearing the original one,it should be banned!

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What is amazing is the Russian agent who was targeted,survived the super nerve agent.Maybe he had new super nerve agent antibiotics!
The whole story seems to reek of propaganda against Russia.

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As a side note,anyone remember Johnny B.Goode,the tramp?
Think he did himself on that line near the Central,quite a character back in the 80's.I always remember the bikers from the Broadsword,chucking bottles at him from the balcony as he collected his cans from the bin.

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tim_noone wrote:I believe it will all go t!ts up eventually so let's just enjoy it while we're able to..

It'll be ******* it down soon and freezing,I'm with you on this one.

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We need global warming,to make sure the immigrants feel more at home.

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Joe14 wrote:Best footballer? Or best cheat???

I've mellowed!

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Even though I hated the barstard at the time from 86,he's still the best footballer I've ever seen in my lifetime.
The skill,vision and desire to win that he possessed will never be bettered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu5-cbf4hMw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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I don't know much about Ice Hockey but one of the best films I've ever watched "Slap Shot".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd_vefMKk4o" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Tall Paul wrote:Frank used to own the paper shop by the office where I work.

Here's Frank Maudsley,the bass player enjoying himself on the Giant's Causeway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROOtt-68F4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Millertime v1.7 wrote:Mate I never rated them. Very slimline body of work.

On the contrary my Jock friend,they had a sound that defined music of the early 80's.

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Single "Space Age Love Song", released prior to the their reunion album 'Ascension' (July 2018). Great news if anyone is interested,all four members back together for the first time since 1984. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNmppnfgBB0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; https://www.you...

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South West Claret. wrote:Sounds a right dump to live in.

It is,used to be a lovely place till the migrants came in.

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Imploding Turtle wrote:Please visit then.

You'd love that wouldn't you?You complete arsewipe!

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I'll always remember Mark Hargreaves doing his head spin,bollock naked in front of Mark Hughes and the rest of the Blackburn bench.

What was that lad called who won the SAS programme?
My mate said he was the hardest lad he'd ever sparred with at Sandy Gate.

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We built this city on rock n roll - by Starship (yep, not only was it the WORST song of all time, it was sung by a band with the most pathetic name). Aaaaaargh. Somebody gouge my eyes out with a spoon to take the pain of that hideous song away..... I always remember when this came out,as someone I ...

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There are still some really sh*t areas in Burnley. Coal Clough Lane is a mess, Piccadilly is rough as rats, Stoops is as bad as ever, Burnley Wood is a slum, Gannow's still a mugging hotspot. The parks have always been nice, but those areas will never be good. Coal Clough lane has a good and bad si...

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Umba,ba!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ4jMSCBswY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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How thick is the ice that they measure to calculate a year?

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Bordeauxclaret wrote:Yep great timing this.

Have you decided to become a global stud too?

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Imploding Turtle wrote:Wind is even more feasible.

Not really, wind is unpredictable.

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A travesty they pulled the Yorkshire Hotel down.

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Knocking the old pointing out and grinding of it has to be done prior to blasting just so you know.I've used Uniblast twice for the front and back of my house and they've done a great job both times.They also use subcontractors for pointing or you could get a local builder to do it beforehand and af...

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Remember the Queens Head early 90's.You could sit out back in the summer,soaking up the sun with a pint or four.

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Sounds like a load of pap because Russia won't submit on Syria.

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Bring back coal,it's cheap and you can chuck it at people you don't like.

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Spiral wrote:So..I'm a b&stard and also a drunk...

You two heathens familiar with he concept of ad hominem?

I take it you don't have a Dad then?
As for heathens,you're the one whom doesn't believe in God.

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It doesn't suit the swathe of under-18's who weren't entitled to vote but have to suffer the consequences of Brexit, either, but here we are...farting around attempting to kowtow to a "decision" made by a slim majority of righteous, sex-starved, overly-indulged baby-boomers, utterly (utterly, UTTER...

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I saw you there Just standing there And I thought I was only dreaming, yeah I kissed you then Then once again You said you would come and dance with me Dance with me Across the sea And we can feel the motion of a thousand dreams Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm Burnley,Burnley Oh Doctor! Doctor! Is...

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The SJW aren't happy it would appear.

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Just when I thought this forum couldn't get any more ignorant, people are finding fault in the casting of a movie adaptation (and a Marvel Cinematic Universe entry, for that mater) of a comic book whose protagonist is the literal king and protector of a fictional African nation. Wait...ha ha, silly...

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When the wall dropped it seemed the world would become a better place.Unfortunately it meant that all countries should lose their borders and surrender to the powers that be.

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Maybe they should help the police find all the missing people if they're that good.

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All I've heard today on the news and radio from Freemasons is how much charity work they do.They never mention that it's a power pyramid system across the world and you only get in if you're not blackballed by the global mafia.

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The Green Goblin spoils it though.

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Crazing how some think spitting is worse than the foul committed by Ben Thatcher. Still, some think elbowing people in the face and sending them to hospital is part and parcel of the game! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/5284422.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);retur...

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ClaretEngineer wrote:You say ''boilers' like its rare condition amongst the female species.

It is on SKY,I'd like to see it personally and then we could observe who is the fattest ugliest bird.

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Know what's funny? I was in the supermarket this morning and noticed that this was on the front page of the Sun. (Apparently this constitutes front-page news, which begs the question as to how any sane person can pay money to read the Sun newspaper and believe it to be anything other than mind-numb...

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