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The main reason Wood (and Barnes) weren't very good yesterday was because we were lumping it up to them and they had 4 big centre backs dealing with it quite easily. With the way we are set up and with the other players we have in the team, then Vydra and Rodders will never be the answer to the ques...

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Release the Archer, but look after him.

And we might just have a gem on our hands.

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GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Just Keane or are the other 10 also shite?

He's gone for Keane on this occasion because he's ex Burnley and was rated on here.

If Everton had have won 3-1, it would have been all about Silva from him.

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Dyched wrote:Imagine if a Burnley player did that? McNeil whips in a decent cross now and again and he’s currently better than Giggs

Aye because the main aim for most people when logging in to this site, is to talk about how good players are at other clubs whilst putting our own down.

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Boxing is sh1te but it took me all of 10 seconds......

http://cricfree.top/boxing/fury-tyson-w ... 1543680366

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CFS wrote:Any links?

Tyson Fury and a lump of dog dirt?

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Bullabill wrote:Can someone tell me how these streams are found? Where do I look? The only place I know is 'Live on Sat'.

I tried Bein 8 via Mobdro and got Sheff. Utd.
I tried NBSCN and got Spurs
and finished up with Sportklub4

See post 15.

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Rowls wrote:No reason why proper Burnley fans can’t want an erection for them both.

Both have too many tattoos for getting erections for.

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FactualFrank wrote:June 2017, but is still funny.

I've just checked, and it is definitely September 2019.

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But they play wonderful stuff and have billions of pounds.

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Wile on the meths again

The best bit was right at the end from Lineker (who is quite humorous at times)

"How do you beat Man City?"

"Farke knows"

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I think that it is partly down to him missing a fair bit of pre season.

We will be seeing him soon, I'm sure of that.

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Maybe Taylor should get on the bench before you start throwing him in the first XI.

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ClaretTony wrote:Some seriously stupid marks on here already. Nowhere near our best but the 3s & 4s are a joke.

If there's a match for trotting out the 4's for some of the players then that was it.

We were dreadful all over the park and it's easily the worst we have played this year.

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Well that was sweet, especially against the whinging bum ticklers.

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If I'd have gone I'd be in the pub right about now.

Crap.

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That's nothing, the Guardian has Steven Defour as a possible, for making our bench today.

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The not so Ginger Baker............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gze0PxDKgQ

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I'm more shocked that he's 41 years old.

I remember seeing him at Seedhill when he was 19 and I have no concept of time.

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Aclaret wrote:Would rather have Tarks and Mee than these 2 any day.

Remember Mee recently did the exact same thing as Keane did tonight.

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Crackers match that. The fans certainly got their moneys worth.

You have to wonder what's going on though, when Henderson is the last man 12 yards out from our goal.

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always still amazes me that Pro Keepers who have had years playing the game can be so kack kicking the round thing the game is played with :roll: :lol: It's only become fashionable in the last 5 or so years to think that goalkeepers should be able to knock it about like Andres Iniesta . This is mai...

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Down_Rover wrote:Dyche had Kightly on loan didn’t he

Yes

The list grows for the black cloud chasers.

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Well I had no idea

https://www.independent.ie/sport/other- ... 12511.html

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AndrewJB wrote:MPs are doing their job. Johnson hijacked Brexit.

Ha, we wouldn't be at this stage if they were doing/had done their job.

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Wile E Coyote wrote:that nonsense as you call it , is why the turf is nearly full every home game, and why 20.000 shell out a small fortune every other week, and probably why the likes of you cling to this site, otherwise why do you bother ?

A stupid question deserves a stupid answer.

My answer is, Mesopotamia.

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I don't think that they do the Moonstomp on there.

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Wile E Coyote wrote:No.
club fixtures on hold due to this nonsense.

It's only been going on for around 60 years, long before the actual nonsense that is the Premier League, Champions League and Europa League.

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The other day I saw on twitter a clip of Marvin Gaye doing "I heard it through the Grapevine" with the backing track and vocals removed. Here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87FjkqtK67o You're welcome. It's brilliant, there's no getting away from that. But, I'd be struggling in a wo...

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Never mind Lochhead, John Deary would have sorted the bog trotting gobsh1te.

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Burnley1989 wrote:Minus Laws (bit harsh) we’ve had really good managers for the last 20 years

Be careful, the "Cotterball" balloons will be all over that.

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I thought the players get the money in bonuses? Doesn’t exactly go in the “kitty”. Please ignore Mik, he's just black cloud chasing. Budgeting for 17th just means that if we finish lower than that then we aren't initially crippled in the Championship. He's hardly likely to say that we budget for 18...

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Devils_Advocate wrote:I thought we budgeted for 18th-20th to make sure we were financially prepared for relegation and just hoped Dyche could keep working his miracles season after season to keep us up

Did a little bit of wee come out when you posted that?

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I'm thinking that we might be/have to lump on in January for a signing.

Let's hope for a Barnes/Keane type January signing, but for midfield obviously.

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martin_p wrote:Why?

Well you can't 'fully prepare' for something that hasn't happened yet, and have no way of knowing 'fully' what will happen.

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martin_p wrote: You do realise that the EU has been fully prepared for no deal for over six months now don’t you?

Fully prepared my arris.

It's impossible to be fully prepared for a no deal.

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There are some weird comments on the twitter stuff underneath the video. Q "Should Ashley Barnes get an England call up?" A. "Burnley never sign black players". :? :? :? You should have seen the ones from some Arsenal fans t'other week. I'd be all for stoving their f***ing heads...

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Rileybobs wrote: and almost certainly never for a Burnley side under Dyche.

This definitely.

Jon Walters needs to stop going on about it now.

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quoonbeatz wrote:
Barnes - 4 owned by van dijk

Had to keep your irrational dislike of Ashley under wraps recently.

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I would like a half scarf half Kate Beckinsale.

Both ends would keep me warm wrapped around my neck.

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Herts Clarets wrote:Leebrook Heesom Heggarty Gallagher Malley Caughey Chippendale Regis Jones as a starter for players that were far far worse than Steve Harper.

F***ing stop it will yer.

I've only just started sleeping right.

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Been avoiding the site as there isn't any point posting stuff on here if the reply is going to be "Project Fear" and everyone will be ok. Don't be a soft sod, you can't change the world by what you say on here, or elsewhere. I hope that you haven't been on the PNE board to tell them how '...

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Winston white. Jason Hardy. Mark Ford. Paul Stewart. Mark winstanley. Mark kendall. Nick pickering......... Wow we've paid wages to a lot of dross over the years (as has every other club BTW not just us) just shows how far we've come and where we are now. Who'd have thought losing at home to the mi...

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I'd sooner see all standing in the Cricketfield and Longside lower before any ground extensions.

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'How long will we accept this?'

As long as you are a Burnley supporter.

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We've certainly had worse in the last 10 years.

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whiffa wrote:Gibson inferior to Mee
Drinkwater not fit
Vydra inferior to Barnes

Where exactly are they better?

Careful of those aeroplanes whiffa.

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Yes but Drinkwater is the best midfielder we've got, so we've been told on here by the sunshine crew.

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