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by Pstotto
Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Would the Ancient Greeks have...
Replies: 13
Views: 634

Re: Would the Ancient Greeks have...

That was when it ended, is it? That was the decline.

atlantalad, you can cut a square out of a piece of paper, but a piece of paper doesn't make a square.
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Would the Ancient Greeks have...
Replies: 13
Views: 634

Re: Would the Ancient Greeks have...

It's definitely not a turkey.
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 01, 2020 7:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Would the Ancient Greeks have...
Replies: 13
Views: 634

Re: Would the Ancient Greeks have...

You wanne bake a cake? :-)

If this were an Oxford Union Ye or Ne debate and the statement was the subject, then that is up to you to decide for the sake of argument.
by Pstotto
Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Would the Ancient Greeks have...
Replies: 13
Views: 634

Would the Ancient Greeks have...

Would the Ancient Greeks have accepted Feminist Theory that a square has only three sides because a girl was once bullied at school for being fat?

In shipbuilding?

Navigation?

Land surveying?

Eating cake?

Mash potatoes?
by Pstotto
Thu May 28, 2020 4:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Immigration lust
Replies: 10
Views: 509

Re: Immigration lust

Inchy, something I overheard on a bus.
by Pstotto
Thu May 28, 2020 4:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Immigration lust
Replies: 10
Views: 509

Re: Immigration lust

On second thoughts no, air guns are legal.
by Pstotto
Thu May 28, 2020 4:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Immigration lust
Replies: 10
Views: 509

Re: Immigration lust

Poor Scotland, scotchs eggs nowt and boredom... fish bits and clag maybe for the next new sport invention, up there?

Wasn't staring at a kettle in Scotland, the kernel of the idea that started the industrial revolution and powered transport and stuff like GNE Rail ('kmer nge chhhhcnck ngchkne')?
by Pstotto
Thu May 28, 2020 4:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Immigration lust
Replies: 10
Views: 509

Re: Immigration lust

Anyway, I don't live there no more, I'm in good voice. :-)
by Pstotto
Thu May 28, 2020 4:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Immigration lust
Replies: 10
Views: 509

Re: Immigration lust

Yeah, Billy.
by Pstotto
Thu May 28, 2020 4:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Immigration lust
Replies: 10
Views: 509

Re: Immigration lust

It's lunch, Billy...
by Pstotto
Thu May 28, 2020 4:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Immigration lust
Replies: 10
Views: 509

Re: Immigration lust

"Anybody who's unpicked a golf ball and seen it let fly after its plastic coating is off, might also understand how golf started in Scotland, according to a similar perhaps even more extremely catarrh positive climate added to a bit of nit picking..."
by Pstotto
Thu May 28, 2020 4:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Immigration lust
Replies: 10
Views: 509

Immigration lust

"You know in Pakistan and India, Burnley is highly respected as a wannabe destination especially because of the climate. It's because a butter based oil diet and a moist cold climate produces the best catarrh. It's starts as gee, does the intake and then the gnu starts and the chhhnnnnnnah...gn gn c...
by Pstotto
Sun May 24, 2020 5:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eid Mubarak
Replies: 29
Views: 1529

Re: Eid Mubarak

"My wife swallowed a bottle of suntan lotion because she thought it was a cocktail shot... She was sick all holiday and now they say the bay where we went is covered in black frogs".

:-)
by Pstotto
Sun May 24, 2020 4:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Transit Wing Mirror Trophy
Replies: 13
Views: 823

Re: Transit Wing Mirror Trophy

I won the award, but it was for knocking one off...

It's the 'Plato's Cave' conundrum, Aclaret. Are those shadows of real birds or lace curtains?
by Pstotto
Sun May 24, 2020 1:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Transit Wing Mirror Trophy
Replies: 13
Views: 823

Re: Transit Wing Mirror Trophy

I've joined an online creative writing course. :-)
by Pstotto
Sat May 23, 2020 2:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Transit Wing Mirror Trophy
Replies: 13
Views: 823

Re: Transit Wing Mirror Trophy

I was let off when I produced the following art work, which shows a grander theme:

'Gang Catch'
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by Pstotto
Sat May 23, 2020 1:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Transit Wing Mirror Trophy
Replies: 13
Views: 823

Transit Wing Mirror Trophy

Transit Wing Mirror Trophy.jpg I've been arrested again for impersonating an undercover police officer, after the local painter and decorators doing the doors of our flats gave them a tip off, see when they were doing my door they asked about the sculpture and I said it was the Transit Wing Mirror ...
by Pstotto
Mon May 18, 2020 8:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Why I prefer a priori concepts...
Replies: 10
Views: 453

Re: Why I prefer a priori concepts...

Some might say that you might as well crawl as you're covered in **** anyway...

However, if you need to breath it's better to be above liquid for certain.
by Pstotto
Mon May 18, 2020 8:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Why I prefer a priori concepts...
Replies: 10
Views: 453

Why I prefer a priori concepts...

'If I were to pass down a proverb to me grandson I would say:

If you're swimming in sewage, do breaststroke'.
by Pstotto
Tue May 05, 2020 8:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Enjoying Grayson Perry's Art Club?
Replies: 9
Views: 313

Re: Enjoying Grayson Perry's Art Club?

I see it as if it is like the pelt of an animal, similar to seeing pictures on dogs, especially if they are in both light and shade, with a tiger face in the centre and like wood grain or a piece of Yorkshire limestone with tiny fossils on them. It's morphological, as different pictorial phenomena m...
by Pstotto
Tue May 05, 2020 6:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Enjoying Grayson Perry's Art Club?
Replies: 9
Views: 313

Re: Enjoying Grayson Perry's Art Club?

"... Of course it must be a worldwide Islamic plot, 2020, you know... Oh I... There's a place called The Berggruen Institute, God 'n' goes there... God 'n' Bleu... It's a G8 summit-type body. Some say it's based in Newcastle... "

:-)
by Pstotto
Tue May 05, 2020 6:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Enjoying Grayson Perry's Art Club?
Replies: 9
Views: 313

Re: Enjoying Grayson Perry's Art Club?

If you have a screen big enough, if one puts the eyes of one's reflection upon the screen image so that one's eyes are where the two black shapes that look like sunglasses are, one can see one's self as if wearing a mask.

I've just discovered it, now...

:-)
by Pstotto
Tue May 05, 2020 6:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Enjoying Grayson Perry's Art Club?
Replies: 9
Views: 313

Re: Enjoying Grayson Perry's Art Club?

Put any art you've made, up on this thread. The context of life across its expanse (for example one stands on a crust of rock comparatively thinner that an eggshell on a ball of molten metal forty miles below), is mysterious and mystical in essence because it exceeds as a matter of fact beyond compr...
by Pstotto
Tue May 05, 2020 6:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Any idea what this might be?
Replies: 18
Views: 1277

Re: Any idea what this might be?

On the top picture the seam of the foil balloon is clearly visible.
by Pstotto
Tue May 05, 2020 6:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: YouTube sanctions pstotto's lust:
Replies: 2
Views: 410

Re: YouTube sanctions pstotto's lust:

Poor muscled up big boys with petite chics... They look over and think 'Why is it always the weedy little guys that get girls like that?'

:-)
by Pstotto
Tue May 05, 2020 12:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: YouTube sanctions pstotto's lust:
Replies: 2
Views: 410

YouTube sanctions pstotto's lust:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBk8MnT-Tvk

Queen 'Fat Bottomed Girls'

Microsoft v.

The corporation and big money says YES.
by Pstotto
Tue May 05, 2020 12:43 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lancashire v. Yorkshire
Replies: 1
Views: 476

Lancashire v. Yorkshire

I got a free pint of bitter in Todmorden. YORKSHIRE, remember.... Respect, yeah? I'll tell you how it happened and you can discuss the morality later. Barnsley v.Burnley and on the route to the match (early 80s we lost 3-2) We stopped off in Todmorden for a pint, pub on the right after the station. ...
by Pstotto
Mon May 04, 2020 8:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Guess the Ground/Pubs !!
Replies: 22
Views: 1207

Re: Guess the Ground/Pubs !!

Rayzer, I think Morecambe and Wise must have come up with that name. They were presidents of the Tegestology Society when I was a member in the early 70s.
by Pstotto
Mon May 04, 2020 8:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Happy Starwars Day: May the 4th be with you.
Replies: 19
Views: 450

Re: Happy Starwars Day: May the 4th be with you.

... When somebody was talking at dinner with piping hot food in their mouth and they bit their tongue.
by Pstotto
Mon May 04, 2020 8:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Current Season Void Or Continue
Replies: 639
Views: 17218

Re: Current Season Void Or Continue

Agree.
by Pstotto
Mon May 04, 2020 7:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gangs of London
Replies: 40
Views: 2877

Re: Gangs of London

I was art school with one of them. I'm doing a PhD and he's on day release from prison, like the devil and God in the lift on their KitKat break. He's now doing 34 years for being part of the biggest cocaine haul in Irish history, a few weeks after he got out. Millwall fan, saaf land'n'... And twice...
by Pstotto
Mon May 04, 2020 7:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Current Season Void Or Continue
Replies: 639
Views: 17218

Re: Current Season Void Or Continue

Relegate the bottom six if they don't comply.

There's a bit about neutral stadium choices on the web with Turf Moor likely to be ruled out 'because it is near to housing and has good transport links'.
by Pstotto
Mon May 04, 2020 3:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Happy Starwars Day: May the 4th be with you.
Replies: 19
Views: 450

Re: Happy Starwars Day: May the 4th be with you.

The 5th dimension and Darth Vadar are closer than you think:
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by Pstotto
Mon May 04, 2020 3:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Face Masks in Club Colours
Replies: 31
Views: 1996

Re: Face Masks in Club Colours

Steve, lay off the wacky-backy.

That's not hieroglyphics on the jumper, just wool texture.

:-)
by Pstotto
Mon May 04, 2020 3:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hilarious moments in our games
Replies: 82
Views: 4106

Re: Hilarious moments in our games

It must be on film somewhere.
by Pstotto
Sun May 03, 2020 7:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hilarious moments in our games
Replies: 82
Views: 4106

Re: Hilarious moments in our games

Palace away. a few seasons ago.

Danny Fox was lying injured on the floor, match stopped, when an actual fox leaped on to the pitch and ran across the park.
by Pstotto
Sun May 03, 2020 7:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Waitrose Quilted Bathroom Tissue Extracts of Cashmere
Replies: 6
Views: 457

Re: Waitrose Quilted Bathroom Tissue Extracts of Cashmere

So THAT'S what Led Zep found when they got there...
by Pstotto
Sun May 03, 2020 7:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Donald Trump
Replies: 1434
Views: 38891

Re: Donald Trump

I saw a bumper sticker:

'Smell gas? Call Trump'
by Pstotto
Sun May 03, 2020 7:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Guess the Ground/Pubs !!
Replies: 22
Views: 1207

Re: Guess the Ground/Pubs !!

I guessed most of my answers, simply by thinking about my intuitive feelings for each club and its area, when I've only been to three or four of those away stadiums.

I was a beer mat collector in my youth, so I used that knowledge.
by Pstotto
Sun May 03, 2020 7:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Current Season Void Or Continue
Replies: 639
Views: 17218

Re: Current Season Void Or Continue

The current idea on the table is to play out the season at 10 neutral venues. The bottom six clubs are dragging their feet because they think it will have a negative influence on their results. OF COURSE the bottom six are going to join together to fight this because none of them want to be relegate...
by Pstotto
Sun May 03, 2020 6:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Face Masks in Club Colours
Replies: 31
Views: 1996

Re: Face Masks in Club Colours

No, it's the angle of the photograph that makes it look like that.

"And that ceiling looks like it could do with a bit of paint..."
by Pstotto
Sun May 03, 2020 6:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Face Masks in Club Colours
Replies: 31
Views: 1996

Re: Face Masks in Club Colours

Not sure if this is legal, but if one has a tubular scarf that's thin, one can see through it to walk around and shop etc:
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by Pstotto
Sun May 03, 2020 6:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Guess the Ground/Pubs !!
Replies: 22
Views: 1207

Re: Guess the Ground/Pubs !!

I got 9/11.
by Pstotto
Fri May 01, 2020 1:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Subbuteo
Replies: 52
Views: 1522

Re: Subbuteo

if you get a piece of lined paper and fold it like a fan, you can make Subbuteo terracing the size of however big your bedroom, with a bit of cardboard support at the back.
by Pstotto
Fri May 01, 2020 1:22 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 117 million Chinese to travel tomorrow
Replies: 21
Views: 1431

Re: 117 million Chinese to travel tomorrow

"Oh... So that's High Noone talk, is it?"

"... And er... You'll be driving back to Barrowford down the centre of the road after, eh?"
by Pstotto
Thu Apr 30, 2020 11:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Corvid-19 music thread
Replies: 4
Views: 105

Re: Corvid-19 music thread

... Says Boris with his new born child.
by Pstotto
Thu Apr 30, 2020 11:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Corvid-19 music thread
Replies: 4
Views: 105

Re: Corvid-19 music thread

"... So no nut-bush yah.."
by Pstotto
Thu Apr 30, 2020 11:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Corvid-19 music thread
Replies: 4
Views: 105

Re: Corvid-19 music thread

"...Oh it's Corvid number 19 is it? Oh really..."

https://youtu.be/oNGnMQS8Xhg
by Pstotto
Thu Apr 30, 2020 11:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Corvid-19 music thread
Replies: 4
Views: 105

Corvid-19 music thread

"Oi you...Keep your social distance"

https://youtu.be/Fv0bpfGfzls