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by Pstotto
Wed Sep 18, 2019 5:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How to build a tent
Replies: 36
Views: 996

Re: How to build a tent

I can afford to put my feet up after creating such a masterpiece.... :-)
by Pstotto
Wed Sep 18, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How to build a tent
Replies: 36
Views: 996

Re: How to build a tent

'kov...
by Pstotto
Wed Sep 18, 2019 4:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How to build a tent
Replies: 36
Views: 996

Re: How to build a tent

My diagnosis is that you're both retired and happy hour is from ten in the morning onwards.
by Pstotto
Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:56 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How to build a tent
Replies: 36
Views: 996

Re: How to build a tent

Or: 'How to identify a pair of Muppets'.

Case proven, re posts 2 and 3 i.e. Waldorf and Statler at it again... :D
by Pstotto
Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How to build a tent
Replies: 36
Views: 996

How to build a tent

How to build a tent:

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by Pstotto
Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brexit: The Naked Truth
Replies: 14490
Views: 269924

Re: Brexit: The Naked Truth

After WW2 it was calculated that Germany owed £320 billion in reparations but since then they have only paid £40 billion because they had no money and were let off. We built Germany again after WW2 and bigged up their industries and country at the expense of our own, with bomb sites in Manchester st...
by Pstotto
Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brexit: The Naked Truth
Replies: 14490
Views: 269924

Re: Brexit: The Naked Truth

What more information, Rick?

State the information about the future of the UK for the next 100 years that you now are aware of.

The 2030 UEFA Champions League Final to be held in Beijing?
by Pstotto
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brexit: The Naked Truth
Replies: 14490
Views: 269924

Re: Brexit: The Naked Truth

The leave vote had nothing to do with any deal with Europe. That is a smokescreen. There was no deal mentioned at the time of the election. Democracy chose LEAVE. Anyone against that is against democracy. To make it illegal to leave the EU on October 31st is a travesty of democracy and a political c...
by Pstotto
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The best song from the last 2000 years
Replies: 24
Views: 1127

Re: The best song from the last 2000 years

The worst football song ever in the last 2000 years was the Leicester song, god I hated them winning the league...

Now I've thought of a version to get them back:

Na-na-na-NA
You are Leicester boys
Go sit on girls' sex toys
And make more girly noise...

(repeat)
by Pstotto
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The best song from the last 2000 years
Replies: 24
Views: 1127

Re: The best song from the last 2000 years

'Four and twenty blackbirds
On a hen party,
One of them got her tits out
And was offering it up for free...
by Pstotto
Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Crouch and Shearer
Replies: 51
Views: 3804

Re: Crouch and Shearer

It was a 'ball to hand' type of penalty.
by Pstotto
Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: NEVER EVER
Replies: 89
Views: 3534

Re: NEVER EVER

So the result can be overturned like a red card?
by Pstotto
Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wonderwall
Replies: 30
Views: 1616

Re: Wonderwall

What is a 'wonderwall'?
by Pstotto
Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: NEVER EVER
Replies: 89
Views: 3534

Re: NEVER EVER

I think Pieters was stretching to block the shot, Jimenez was practically doing the splits before any contact, the ball bounces of whoever in a melee of no consequence to the outcome. Had Pieters not got in a tangle it wouldn't have made any difference. Not sure whether Jimenez committed a foul of o...
by Pstotto
Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Football and geography
Replies: 11
Views: 977

Re: Football and geography

Finland I think would belong in the Eastern Europe group too. Makes sense regarding the gap in finances, fan travel and fan interest, to split UEFA. Greece is not considered to be Eastern Europe because the West want to access East via land but that is a bit silly, Greece in the EU and Germany is to...
by Pstotto
Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Football and geography
Replies: 11
Views: 977

Football and geography

Now that climate change and carbon footprints and the oncoming predictions of more and more extreme weather and with it, societal problems such as the spread of disease and national disaster, I now think the notion of globalization and the political remit for it, is counter productive for civilizati...
by Pstotto
Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Going to games alone
Replies: 113
Views: 6447

Re: Going to games alone

Is 'saddo loner' your personal judgment of people on their own? James Bond for instance...
by Pstotto
Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: About a town...
Replies: 8
Views: 1201

Re: About a town...

Canterbury is a cosmopolitan town, close to Europe. it's nearer to France than to London. Most of the locals are of foreign origin, as half the businesses in town are foreign restaurants. Those communities are very tight nit and all the foreign workers in the town who come to work cleaning offices a...
by Pstotto
Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:45 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: About a town...
Replies: 8
Views: 1201

About a town...

... Where the nightclub is closed ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!... Because there's nobody around.

It's death Jim, but not as you know it.

Canterbury UK 09.08.2019

I think if I die here, they will put on my death certificate cause of death, inertia.
by Pstotto
Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T - Barcelona
Replies: 13
Views: 646

Re: O/T - Barcelona

Definitely go and watch Espanyol. New 40,000 stadium probably good football, always interesting but keep off the sunflower seed snacks...bloody awful. If you go to the beach, go to the Olympic area, tube Cuitadella and the twin towers, avoid the beach nearest the centre, I've had a bag nicked when t...
by Pstotto
Sun Aug 04, 2019 11:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Another mass shooting in America
Replies: 506
Views: 20190

Re: Another mass shooting in America

In response to claretsteve, it's a graph of who is actually oppressed i.e. indigenous peoples of the developed nations at the mercy of a cultural and political media persuasion that uses ethnic and religious and social minority groups as bait to create a divide and rule society via their promotion a...
by Pstotto
Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anti semetism
Replies: 486
Views: 15658

Re: Anti semetism

Hands up if you think Jews are really nice... :-)

YEAH I DO!

Three cheers for Jews!
by Pstotto
Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is Iran playing Battleships
Replies: 2
Views: 468

Re: Is Iran playing Battleships

let's nuke them to find out.
by Pstotto
Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Another mass shooting in America
Replies: 506
Views: 20190

Re: Another mass shooting in America

It's a pity these mass shootings are indiscriminate massacres of innocent people. As such, there's no cultural point to it, it's just a waste of life for no reason. For example a hit and run driver in London got banned from driving for two years for killing someone, dangerous driving, no custodial s...
by Pstotto
Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can you beat the bookies?
Replies: 21
Views: 1466

Re: Can you beat the bookies?

I have an aquaintace in one of the local pubs who buys and sells bets. I don't know how he does it, but he makes good money on it. However he's a qualified doctor, I imagine he's a lot brighter than I am, case proven.
by Pstotto
Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can you beat the bookies?
Replies: 21
Views: 1466

Re: Can you beat the bookies?

I gave up on trying to predict 8 score draws on the pools and instead went for 10 home wins. Surely, given the discrepancies of opposition and form, one could guess easily 10. No luck. I decided last season to try 5 home wins at the bookies, regardless of odds. If one puts a £2 stake on 5 against od...
by Pstotto
Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Windrush Scandal
Replies: 222
Views: 6538

Re: Windrush Scandal

:-)
by Pstotto
Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Windrush Scandal
Replies: 222
Views: 6538

Re: Windrush Scandal

Another silly thicko comment from you. Tax needs to be paid, immigrants are not needed for it. Immigration is a myth, we had a no-immigration economy before WW2. My point about tax was that someone was questioning my right to benefit as an ill person, I said my family having paid millions into the k...
by Pstotto
Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Windrush Scandal
Replies: 222
Views: 6538

Re: Windrush Scandal

Oh really? You prat. As daft a comment as your last.
by Pstotto
Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Windrush Scandal
Replies: 222
Views: 6538

Re: Windrush Scandal

Claret and Jew, the infrastructure of this country has taken a 1000 years to build, for our people. Mt family have paid tax since when it was started including two sacrifices in WW1, so if a member of my family falls on tough times through no fault of their own, then my family have paid for me. I co...
by Pstotto
Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Windrush Scandal
Replies: 222
Views: 6538

Re: Windrush Scandal

There are 50 countries in Africa. Why oh why, come to a Northern European country for refuge? WHY? Go somewhere else. Idi Amin is now dead, the Ugandan Asians are free to go back. What are they doing here?
by Pstotto
Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Zoe Ball
Replies: 64
Views: 6279

Re: Zoe Ball

Picks her nose and eats it on live TV. What a slob, I can smell her from here.
by Pstotto
Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good jokes
Replies: 143
Views: 12507

Re: Good jokes

And now for Male Vengeance Countdown with Carol Vorderman... "OK first listen to this..." 'Don't go for second best baby, put your love to the test, you've got to make him express himself and then you know his love is real.' "OK I'll have a gun please Carol... And an address... And an...
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: M65 incident, women dies
Replies: 27
Views: 4153

Re: M65 incident, women dies

I.T. I hope that's a guess for your sake and mine. It's a never-ending attack from a multitude of players like my brain was a play station for demons to practice their pac-man driving test. I think somebody has put a nano-receiver in my system, rather like Georgi Markov and they are battering me wit...
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: M65 incident, women dies
Replies: 27
Views: 4153

Re: M65 incident, women dies

Ah, a bit of reverse psychology... I'll just warm my hands on the screen to assess the empathy you've now achieved by practicing compassion.
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: M65 incident, women dies
Replies: 27
Views: 4153

Re: M65 incident, women dies

Just the illustrate the point, this picture is called 'Cheer Up':

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by Pstotto
Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: M65 incident, women dies
Replies: 27
Views: 4153

Re: M65 incident, women dies

If the present does not fulfill one's needs, then the mind can replay all one's regrets creating a snowball effect and the future can seem like all doors closed to any kind of reciprocation that respects one's natural expectations, if time plays the fiddle on the confounding circumstance, where one ...
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good jokes
Replies: 143
Views: 12507

Re: Good jokes

It's got a built-in car wash that also doubles as an emergency exit...
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: M65 incident, women dies
Replies: 27
Views: 4153

Re: M65 incident, women dies

If you need a holiday, a spell on ward 21 isn't quite Sandals resort with a beautiful young lady on your arm.
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good jokes
Replies: 143
Views: 12507

Re: Good jokes

I see West Ham are looking to appoint Jo Brand as the next coach... Van Hool's been sacked. :-)
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: M65 incident, women dies
Replies: 27
Views: 4153

Re: M65 incident, women dies

I feel suicidal, but mental health resources aren't what you want. The presumption that the suicidal 'need help', is enough to drive them to suicide. At the Edinburgh festival there's an art piece with folk walking round with the Beckett phrase 'I can't go on. I'll go on.' It's a question of how lon...
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bob Lord book
Replies: 13
Views: 1288

Re: Bob Lord book

"Oh Lord, won't you buy us a new Leighton James,
Our enemies all have Dobsons,
We need some fresh names...

Those heroin cocktailers
Have stole our midfield
For some half-built toy seating,
Oh what a poor yield."
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New Everton Stadium
Replies: 25
Views: 1844

Re: New Everton Stadium

A humbug in mint condition for a day...
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Democracy and Brexit
Replies: 259
Views: 5260

Re: Democracy and Brexit

I think you're revealing your dog brain there, Gary.... 'If we vote yes and then no, what difference does it make, it's our choice yeah'

'Bark to go out and then bark to come in again' democracy, eh?
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: We’ve moved Into the 1960s
Replies: 29
Views: 1293

Re: ARTICLE: We’ve moved Into the 1960s

If I have a look at the others and I spot anything, I'll tell you. Anyway, it's a good if tragic read of the list of how Burnley missed the prizes in 62, so worth the effort.
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Democracy and Brexit
Replies: 259
Views: 5260

Re: Democracy and Brexit

If the nation voted for Brexit and then they were asked do you want a polka dot Brexit or no Brexit in a referendum, if Corbyn had got his way, then it's not really democratic, it's pantomime democracy, it's asking the public to walk the plank of a sham.
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: We’ve moved Into the 1960s
Replies: 29
Views: 1293

Re: ARTICLE: We’ve moved Into the 1960s

My proof reading skill has been confirmed.
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lafferty
Replies: 11
Views: 2388

Re: Lafferty

No, he's moving to Baker St... To try and make it as a sax player.
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mueller Testimony: Live
Replies: 115
Views: 2938

Re: Mueller Testimony: Live

Keep the discussion lite...
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nissan
Replies: 39
Views: 1606

Re: Nissan

re-post 18 and 19, economic self-flagellation-r-us.

Then James Bond turns double agent by product-placing a Toyota 2000 GT in everyone's minds in You Only Live Twice.

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