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by Pstotto
Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Maradona
Replies: 160
Views: 2717

Re: Maradona

Of course the former girlfriend and now Buddhist nun who chided George Best saying you won't find happiness in material things... 'That's desire and grasping'.
by Pstotto
Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pink Floyd
Replies: 21
Views: 1115

Re: Pink Floyd

I never liked 'The Wall' but went to Earls Court anyway, because of previous stuff.

'The Wall' fell down half way through the construction of it on stage... And they limped on.

I don't think it was their finest hour.
by Pstotto
Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Derby
Replies: 16
Views: 1647

Re: Derby

Rooney perhaps is too big a star to go to Derby with catastrophic results.

The signing of Asprilla cost Newcastle the title, they should have signed him after that season, not half way through.

If Messi came to Burnley, it would be messy.
by Pstotto
Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eddie Howe linked with Celtic
Replies: 38
Views: 2000

Re: Eddie Howe linked with Celtic

Eddie Howe up to Glasgow in the Monkeemobile with Haircut 100?

Nah... Remember Burnley was more than one step beyond...
by Pstotto
Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

I've had a sore throat since July caused by the massive hole in my only molar left on one side of my mouth, pulp exposed because the back broke off. Two 'fought for and waited for' failed antibiotic treatments and one temporary failed filling later... Next appointment hoping they can use the dental ...
by Pstotto
Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

I've been staring at a screen for the whole year as my only company apart from mental illness. A digital sociopath doing high karate on me with every click, as my only 'external' company. I'm beginning to think that the screen is a digital camera. Not the camera, that little glass eye, but the whole...
by Pstotto
Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match Thread - Burnley v Crystal Palace
Replies: 389
Views: 5170

Re: Match Thread - Burnley v Crystal Palace

Gently, gently lower Madge ... :-)
by Pstotto
Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match Thread - Burnley v Crystal Palace
Replies: 389
Views: 5170

Re: Match Thread - Burnley v Crystal Palace

Seven points behind Manchester City after eight games.

That statistic before the start of the season, who would have said no?
by Pstotto
Mon Nov 23, 2020 6:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: streams for tonight
Replies: 11
Views: 558

Re: streams for tonight

One stream I'm not getting... The mental sewage coming into my home via my TV License. I've decided not to re-new and I have written and told them why.

The Internet is just as bad, but at least that's £160 off their budget to screw the Englishman.
by Pstotto
Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Well done Lewis Hamilton
Replies: 143
Views: 2593

Re: Well done Lewis Hamilton

Hamilton now 'On the push for equality'...

Chee
Kee
Fkn
Piece of
....
by Pstotto
Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

... "That you put your change in after you've bought something".
by Pstotto
Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

"The sign is to go with the afters box on the counter..."
by Pstotto
Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

... It was just something I googled.
by Pstotto
Thu Nov 19, 2020 2:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

Empty London gallery news

I've just been on a virtual tour onlne. I wasn't sure what it was but it must have been a show of art from Greenland because all the virtual captions read 'Inuit'.
by Pstotto
Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Thunder and the singing ringing tree
Replies: 18
Views: 1616

Re: Thunder and the singing ringing tree

'Sing a song of sixpence,a pocket full of riot'...
by Pstotto
Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

Of course I learned to read music at an early age so that I could fiddle the books...
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 10:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

I'm glad you're in Scotland and I'm not.
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 10:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

Oh... So it was you... was it? It was you that said Jackie Wilson said?
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 10:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

After all, who said the puzzle was the answer?
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 10:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

"Over next..."

(Can't Compare)
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

"You've played a blinder... You can remove the balaclava now and wear it the right way round when you leave the comedy store."
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Spanish Anthem
Replies: 11
Views: 883

Re: Spanish Anthem

There's that bit Guardiola likes that's local because part of it sounds like the ad. for Standard Fireworks, a popular tune in Burnley.

This bit:

'Please to remember the 5th of Nove-ember..'
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Thunder and the singing ringing tree
Replies: 18
Views: 1616

Re: Thunder and the singing ringing tree

Pee-po... Looking through it 'n' all...?

Singing 'Ninety Nine Red Ballons'?
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Thunder and the singing ringing tree
Replies: 18
Views: 1616

Re: Thunder and the singing ringing tree

... In her Sunday Best.

:-)
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Thunder and the singing ringing tree
Replies: 18
Views: 1616

Re: Thunder and the singing ringing tree

Locals pose with their ferret.
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Thunder and the singing ringing tree
Replies: 18
Views: 1616

Re: Thunder and the singing ringing tree

Some say, that if you look at the surround on yer focus 'n' blur, it's The Bitch's Knickers.
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Thunder and the singing ringing tree
Replies: 18
Views: 1616

Re: Thunder and the singing ringing tree

According to the Spanish Armada, it's an iconographic model of Bilbao Station after a pint.
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

"OK Pstotto, good innings at the crease."

:-)
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

Fat art collector shrugs and reads... Let's hope when Jesus arrives he's the New Moses...
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

When the stories of the artificial elite of commercial art sales begin to seep into culture as art history and education, then you know there is a perversion of the times, because it is a deliberate temporal interference in and a 'playing with' of, the ebb and flow of knowledge.
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 6:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

"Anyway we've got a war veteran with a Joey Barton School of French media translator because he's hard of hearing and he's lost his voice. The other day Chewbacca came to visit him and they had a chat and Chewbacca says, Waaaaaaaaaaaaazit ywwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwthnt flowwwwwwwwwwwwwdnnnnnnnnn SPITFRRRRRRR...
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 6:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

"ZEN KOAN SOLVED.

I've written the answer as a riddle: 'I've just hatched a plot, I'm a good egg'."
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 6:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

Covid Virtual OAP home Viewer no.1: "You know these old gals are cute about life, you know... They were collectively brought up in mass entertainment houses to Shirley Temple and Betty Boop telling them how to do it... And then aiming their pink plastic 'mobile phone' mirrors at next door's fence in...
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

"The Cabinet are currently locked in discussion behind closed doors... In the German Wings cockpit."
by Pstotto
Tue Nov 17, 2020 12:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Quiz: What do you remember about 1998
Replies: 20
Views: 978

Re: Quiz: What do you remember about 1998

I don't remember a 1998.

... Oh yes I do. Miserable rainy WC in the Conservative Club on Oxford Rd.

And that was the highlight.

Nuff said.
by Pstotto
Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nigella Lawson or Nigel Slater...
Replies: 18
Views: 1257

Re: Nigella Lawson or Nigel Slater...

I think you're being cruel. How would you like to own a walk-in kitchen store with every item 'consume within three days of opening'?
by Pstotto
Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Add a word to ruin a movie
Replies: 182
Views: 3095

Re: Add a word to ruin a movie

I thought it was The Vardy Bridge over The River Kwai?
by Pstotto
Mon Nov 16, 2020 6:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

'Made in China', Bosscat.
by Pstotto
Mon Nov 16, 2020 3:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ALK Capital or Farnell/Elkashashy takeover
Replies: 3980
Views: 260045

Re: ALK Capital or Farnell/Elkashashy takeover

Cummun, Brand Li.
by Pstotto
Mon Nov 16, 2020 11:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

Meanwhile, in the news... Lewis Hamilton is on the push for equality.

He's giving away free Scalextric sets to all UK men indoors who couldn't race with him in person, at the Turkish Grand Prix this weekend.
by Pstotto
Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Belgium vs England
Replies: 184
Views: 5802

Re: Belgium vs England

Dier was his usual eponymous self.
by Pstotto
Sun Nov 15, 2020 8:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

Back on the computer again, I decide to go on the free dating site.

Girl online, kids, longest relationship over 10 years, a lot to offer, Liverpool.

Her question: 'Where would you take me on a date?"

Reply: "Birkenhead first?"
by Pstotto
Sat Nov 14, 2020 3:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

You know I was thinking the thing about that Ronnie Radford goal was that for the fans it was straight out of the comics, Melchester beat Newcastle, cartoon goal and you on the pitch in your Parker with the lads on Match of The Day, Steve...

Cod in batter now ready to put in oven...
by Pstotto
Fri Nov 13, 2020 7:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

I turned the music down to cook the chips.
by Pstotto
Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 726
Views: 67296

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

"The Cabinet will help the nation better..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh11fpCFt94
by Pstotto
Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:34 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Unbeaten run ends with shock defeat
Replies: 6
Views: 412

Re: ARTICLE: Unbeaten run ends with shock defeat

... Whenever we didn't win.

:-)
by Pstotto
Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Unbeaten run ends with shock defeat
Replies: 6
Views: 412

Re: ARTICLE: Unbeaten run ends with shock defeat

I've never felt so angry. I nearly rang the police.

We can't lose to that.

As a child I used to go up to Peter Higgs and Keith Mcnmee and shout at them and demand a public inquiry.
by Pstotto
Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:27 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The most obvious fact of all time is finally revealed
Replies: 19
Views: 1892

Re: The most obvious fact of all time is finally revealed

"Evenin All, Dixon of Dock Greenberg here, 2020 Lesbie Avenue?

The first rule of art theory..."
by Pstotto
Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:23 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 12 years since that night at the bridge
Replies: 39
Views: 1774

Re: 11 years since that night at the bridge

I went into a pub on my own on the Kings rd and it was full of their fans all jolly and confident and I just knew we were going to win. When I got outside the ground there weren't mobs of fans, just mad Burnley individuals walking around and standing in the road going YEH, as if they'd conquered hea...
by Pstotto
Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 12 years since that night at the bridge
Replies: 39
Views: 1774

Re: 11 years since that night at the bridge

I never felt so proud to hear and sing "Oh Bur 'n' lee".