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by Pstotto
Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: When the world was diverse
Replies: 5
Views: 290

When the world was diverse

...Each town in England had its specialist industry, each town its own accent and particularity of architecture, in a world where one knew when one was in a different district and a different country. How fantastic and special, a world worth traveling around and for a reason. Now, in the name of div...
by Pstotto
Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good jokes
Replies: 103
Views: 7522

Re: Good jokes

... Where I did knowingly wear a Jack Wills sweatshirt at a car boot sale in Gloucestershire.
by Pstotto
Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good jokes
Replies: 103
Views: 7522

Re: Good jokes

I'm up in court next week... I've been charged with impersonating an undercover police officer. :-)
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

I'm glad you'r e not in the Police Force, Bordeaux. You're the kind of muppet who would arrest Arnold Swarzenegger for being in Terminator 2.

You won't get in Victoria Derbyshire's knickers no matter how moral your stance is, on here.
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

No, I was watching TV and Japan was on and they were showing some old WW2 footage and I thought WELL...WELL... WELL, Hiroshima, who'da thought it, you know... and I thought well that's a blast from the past, isn't it? :-)

Cheer up Bordeaux.
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

Fair play... FAIR PLAY?????????????????? Nuke 'em now while we still have the chance. If we'd finished off Germany proper and Japan and nuked the Koreans in 1950, there wouldn't be any more problems in the world. Hiroshima again or Nagasaki first? Jerusalem or Jeddah? Nairobi or Lagos? Mecca or Kara...
by Pstotto
Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

Baby talk.
by Pstotto
Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

That''s because you're full of ****, mate.

You don't know what you're talking about.

I'm not a racist, I'm more developed than you.
by Pstotto
Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

Well, there's been over 50 years of them over there, over here... Why have anyone from Somalia or Vietnam or Albania allowed to live in England? What are 1.5 million Chinese doing in the UK? There was a capitalist economy before WW2 without immigration, there's no reason for it. With decolonization ...
by Pstotto
Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

Sh*t hole countries is not racist, it's a fact AND civilizations built by the people from those countries. Say no more. The hell of Soweto is self-created as a reflection of the cItizens of that place. Why have people from those sh*t hole countreis mucking up ours, with their brand of citizenship th...
by Pstotto
Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:11 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

Perhaps your mother, Martin and perhaps you. PRAT.
by Pstotto
Wed Jul 17, 2019 7:28 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

Turtle is a luvvie husky who hoovers valor as dirt with howls of yellow challenge, no doubt whilst drooling over BBC webpages.
by Pstotto
Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

To Russia with love in a Mosckovitch, eh Turtle?

We'll start it with cars... Your go, Turtle.
by Pstotto
Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

Just supposing IT IS... Yeah?
by Pstotto
Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

I think someone's decolonized Greenmile's thought process.
by Pstotto
Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gender-neutral toilets at BFC
Replies: 165
Views: 6544

Re: Gender-neutral toilets at BFC

No way. Think of the queues... It's bad enough with gender-neutral traffic.
by Pstotto
Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:58 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

Greenmile, it's called pc fascist goading.
by Pstotto
Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

White supremacist? Do you mean as opposed to Black Power and Feminism?
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

Another intellectual content-less posting from Turtle in a huff.
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

Typical no reply when it gets to the nitty gritty, from Turtle.
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your all-time favourite piece of music?
Replies: 60
Views: 1437

Re: Your all-time favourite piece of music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0leCi2NDEOc

Finley Quaye: 'Ultra Stimulation'

Says it all...
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Summer Break, what summer break? Zizkov 1st game on Saturday
Replies: 20
Views: 927

Re: Summer Break, what summer break? Zizkov 1st game on Saturday

And it's
No Nay Never
No Nay Never No More
Will we play
The Knights of
Radnicki Nis
No Nay Never No More!

I always sing English football songs when I'm abroad, for the laugh.

Come to think of it, now we're out of Europe... :-)
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

If you want a stag night out in Blackpool GO TO BLACKPOOL, don't go to Padiham. If you're a Hindu and worship cows, GO TO PAMPLONA AND SIT IN A BULL RING WITH YOUR BULL FRIEND. If you're a Kagyupta Buddhist who adores Milarepa as your guru, GO TO A SLATE QUARRY AND LIVE IN A HOLE, don't preach about...
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1244
Views: 55371

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

Three cheers for Donald Trump.

Best statement yet.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48997008
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Summer Photos
Replies: 63
Views: 3737

Re: Summer Photos

Water graffiti 2

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by Pstotto
Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday night, Monday morning
Replies: 1
Views: 252

Saturday night, Monday morning

Mrs. Merton's brother: 'Lullaby for an Exotic Dancer'

Link to follow.
by Pstotto
Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Speeding Conviction Where Photo Inconclusive
Replies: 62
Views: 2129

Re: Speeding Conviction Where Photo Inconclusive

If you've got a g.p.s. phone then its location can be tracked over distance and speed calculated. If that phone belongs to the accused occupant of the car, then it's quite damning evidence. They call it the tachograph in the sky, from what I've heard, there's a police traffic satellite checking all ...
by Pstotto
Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Summer Photos
Replies: 63
Views: 3737

Re: Summer Photos

River graffiti

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by Pstotto
Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Asian hornets.
Replies: 34
Views: 1714

Re: Asian hornets.

I've seen that video before of the Humber V8 on youtube. Scary movie! Makes Frank in Blue Velvet look like Mr. Spencer. :-)
by Pstotto
Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Asian hornets.
Replies: 34
Views: 1714

Re: Asian hornets.

Really... I did. I turned my venetian blind in the kitchen from down in the day to up and when I did there it was, looking at me and about 2 1/2 inches long. Scared sh*tless I ran out of the flat and shouted for a neighbour. When no help came, I realised I'd have to face it myself. so I picked a pla...
by Pstotto
Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: It's a woman's prerogative to...
Replies: 12
Views: 1337

Re: It's a woman's prerogative to...

Muck spreaders have to get it from somewhere, ask LCP where he gets his. One can only surmise as to what crud is under his nails.
by Pstotto
Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Asian hornets.
Replies: 34
Views: 1714

Re: Asian hornets.

I think folk misunderstand my drift, it's mediaphobia and PCfascistaphobia. I'll see if I can find the environmental agency letter, I might have kept it. As an arts practicioner, I am at the far side of the current cultural directive that lords everything and everyone not British in our country. Tha...
by Pstotto
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:51 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Asian hornets.
Replies: 34
Views: 1714

Re: Asian hornets.

Yes I did.
by Pstotto
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: It's a woman's prerogative to...
Replies: 12
Views: 1337

Re: It's a woman's prerogative to...

...After that experience, now I know why he's called 'LoveCurryPies'... Slurry fingers to his wife, mind.
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: It's a woman's prerogative to...
Replies: 12
Views: 1337

Re: It's a woman's prerogative to...

No, I'm with your missus down a back alley right now. :-)

Poo, she doesn't wash much, does she?
by Pstotto
Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Asian hornets.
Replies: 34
Views: 1714

Re: Asian hornets.

An African hornet found its way into my flat a few years ago. Massive insect and terrifying. I managed to capture it in a plastic beer glass but I was scared it would sting me through it, so I put it on the ground and flattened it, glass and all. I sent the remains to a government agency who identif...
by Pstotto
Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: It's a woman's prerogative to...
Replies: 12
Views: 1337

Re: It's a woman's prerogative to...

Yes, it was your mum and dad. :-)
by Pstotto
Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: It's a woman's prerogative to...
Replies: 12
Views: 1337

Re: It's a woman's prerogative to...

It was a conversation I overheard between a couple arguing in Asda...
by Pstotto
Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: It's a woman's prerogative to...
Replies: 12
Views: 1337

It's a woman's prerogative to...

It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind and it's a man's prerogative to change it back again. :-)
by Pstotto
Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'
Replies: 27
Views: 1735

Re: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'

For next week's show, perhaps you can set the questions.
by Pstotto
Sun Jul 07, 2019 1:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'
Replies: 27
Views: 1735

Re: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'

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Right. Done. That's going on a white Slazenger t-shirt from Sports Direct on Monday morning. Sorted.
by Pstotto
Sun Jul 07, 2019 1:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'
Replies: 27
Views: 1735

Re: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'

I had an idea it might just turn whine to water, you know... And perhaps confuse him a bit with an 'Is that Jewish or Muslim, what's that about?'... :-) He'd be thinking who's he, what his team, Spursa what? Spursanara Summatelsetihad? Anyway I kept the **** take to myself... But I thought YEAH, new...
by Pstotto
Sun Jul 07, 2019 10:09 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'
Replies: 27
Views: 1735

Re: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'

... There's a bit more detail to the story, if you're interested:

'Mrs. Merton's Brother. 'Some Tadic'

https://youtu.be/zy02YvvZd0M
by Pstotto
Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'
Replies: 27
Views: 1735

Re: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'

Anyway while I'm at it and seeing how Burnley are poor I thought of a song. I was on a train and there was this foreign bloke loudly playing and listening to an oooh Tiago Silva number (puke) so I thought of this: If I were a rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrich boy... Al....al....la...lalalallala.... LALALALALALA...
by Pstotto
Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'
Replies: 27
Views: 1735

Re: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'

it's good but it's not the right answer. Ok, here we go... Gill Ingham (really :D)
by Pstotto
Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'
Replies: 27
Views: 1735

Re: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'

Ok, we better have another question:

"What football team did I sometimes sit next to, on the school bus?'
by Pstotto
Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'
Replies: 27
Views: 1735

Re: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'

Right then I better give the answer: One and the club is...

Twente Enschede

They're quite nice you know, ensch.

A bit of ensch on toast or with pasta, tastes nice and if you have twente enschede, it's good for your carbs.
by Pstotto
Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'
Replies: 27
Views: 1735

Re: Mrs Merton's Brother: 'The Johnson Tapes'

... Well you all seem to be struggling, looks like I might have to give the answer later but for now let's have another video to watch. This is callled 'The Eternal Sun Inn':

https://youtu.be/ta4hBneii_k

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