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by timshorts
Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Washington Redskins name change
Replies: 50
Views: 1208

Re: Washington Redskins name change

It ends when they all change their names to something more appropriate, so they should become
Atlanta leadblowers
New York socialnodistancers
Cleveland withthefirstpickinthedraft
Black rod becomes Sarah cattleprodder

Apart from my renaming them all as if they were nfl teams that works.
by timshorts
Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Will you be going to the pub tomorrow?
Replies: 164
Views: 5273

Re: Will you be going to the pub tomorrow?

Not sure if the 30,000 number is correct, but 30,000 out of 66.65m is 1 in 2,200 people. Pretty good odds as long as you socially distance & take precautions (hand washing, etc). I’ll avoid the rush for a few weeks, but will be back in pubs/restaurants soon. The odds will be slightly better against...
by timshorts
Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Worst Premier League XI this season
Replies: 19
Views: 1000

Re: Worst Premier League XI this season

I'd excuse Wesley, his record 1 in 4 is not brilliant, but it's a damn sight better than the others, Joelinton would be on the bench, but hes got 2 PL goals, that's £20m per goal, that's not a great ratio, Newcastle have been fortunate they've had the defensive nous to see out games by narrow margi...
by timshorts
Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: tonight's games
Replies: 438
Views: 10300

Re: tonight's games

...... And the VAR.
by timshorts
Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: tonight's games
Replies: 438
Views: 10300

Re: tonight's games

can someone explain to me the hype around Nathan Ake ? He is made to look good when playing alongside Chris mepham who carries out a Ben mee role. If mepham is injured or dropped the thing falls apart a bit. Today just summed that up. With Ake and mepham - won 1-0. Without lost 4-0. Meanwhile Chels...
by timshorts
Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Alan Pardew
Replies: 26
Views: 2370

Re: Alan Pardew

It was a decent decision by fat Mike as it turned out. If you remember, crystal Palace paid Newcastle 5 million pounds (I think it was) to get him released from his Newcastle contract.
by timshorts
Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Magic Numbers 2019-20 ...
Replies: 128
Views: 12434

Re: Magic Numbers 2019-20 ...

By my reckoning if West Ham lose on Wednesday it’ll be mathematically impossible for three teams to finish above us. It doesn't work. If west ham lose on Wednesday, they could also lose to both Watford and villa leaving both of those able to finish above us. What is certain, though, is that if we w...
by timshorts
Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: tonight's games
Replies: 438
Views: 10300

Re: tonight's games

Rowls wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:42 pm

Think B Keaton scored the second.
Couldn't be. That guy was a quality comedian. It was one of mrs browns boys. Jacob.
by timshorts
Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: "New Deal"
Replies: 86
Views: 3802

Re: "New Deal"

2-0 Barnsley. Today I am Barnsley. Anyway, can I suggest that with an 80 seat majority, we can pack off Boris the blusterbus to canvey Island, lock him up and let the remaining tories get on with it. I get this horrible feeling that those of them that have their heads full of something other than ho...
by timshorts
Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: T'Rovers v Leeds ... 4th July
Replies: 58
Views: 2320

Re: T'Rovers v Leeds ... 4th July

----------------------------- farage
----------------------------- hitler
Khomeini.----------- The dildo twins. --------- bin ladin
Trump----------- David Dunn - - - - - - - pol pot------- mao
------------ stalin-------------------------- Prince andrew
by timshorts
Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: T'Rovers v Leeds ... 4th July
Replies: 58
Views: 2320

Re: T'Rovers v Leeds ... 4th July

If Blackburn were playing Beelzebub's guest XI, with Adolf Hitler in goal, Pol Pot in midfield, Chairman Mao on the left wing and Joseph Stalin up front I'd still want them to lose. Just as long as they beat the English at rugby. I see Hitler as a sort of sweeper in the role Luther matthaus finishe...
by timshorts
Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The FA cup alive and well
Replies: 50
Views: 1304

Re: The FA cup alive and well

It probably needs a play-off between the 4th place team and the cup winners for the fourth champions league spot.
by timshorts
Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Weekend's footy
Replies: 218
Views: 3583

Re: Weekend's footy

So is that a fourth or fifth manager this season that this guy wants?
by timshorts
Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Crystal Palace predictions...
Replies: 40
Views: 1599

Re: Crystal Palace predictions...

Depends on so many things. Will it be the Palace who beat Bournemouth (mind you Bournemouth were shockingly bad) or the one that got hammered at Liverpool. Depends if Zaha gets blown over by a strong breeze. I'll go 1-1 with Palace scoring after a Ladybird trips Zaha up on the edge of our area. The...
by timshorts
Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:28 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Investor
Replies: 244
Views: 12730

Re: Investor

I still think our best opportunity for growth is to push ourselves as a kind of Greenbay, (the working man's team, the underdog taking on the big boys) of the Premier League - Both CricketfieldClaret and myself have posted about this a few times in the past - How you actually do this I don't know. ...
by timshorts
Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Movies you can see again and again
Replies: 108
Views: 2381

Re: Movies you can see again and again

You are going to hate my list! The Holiday - got to be watched every late Autumn/early winter by a big fire and a bottle or two of wine Green Mile Four Weddings What dreams may come - For me one of Robin Williams best Shawshank Redemption Harry Potter - any of them (as long as they are in order) No...
by timshorts
Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Another couple of quizzes
Replies: 25
Views: 536

Re: Another couple of quizzes

8 and 10.
Beats the 2 I scored on one of the popular culture ones a few weeks back.
by timshorts
Sat Jun 27, 2020 5:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hendrick Offered Contract By Newcastle
Replies: 137
Views: 8452

Re: Hendrick Offered Contract By Newcastle

Alright,alright.... but apart from - bigger crowds, bigger stadium, bigger population, more fa cups won, more league titles won, more wins in europe, more top flight football, richer history, WHAT MAKES NEWCASTLE BIGGER THAN US?? One intertoto cup won. They had the best coach in the Premier league ...
by timshorts
Sat Jun 27, 2020 5:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Donald Trump
Replies: 1583
Views: 43876

Re: Donald Trump

Lynching perhaps? Here's 10 more. Please feel free to add your own Wagon trains, college football on Saturdays, nfl Sundays, segregation, buying sports tournaments, invading small counties in the name of democracy while having very little of that themselves, exporting rubbish food and rubbish TV, d...
by timshorts
Sat Jun 27, 2020 4:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Donald Trump
Replies: 1583
Views: 43876

Re: Donald Trump

Buxtonclaret wrote:
Sat Jun 27, 2020 4:30 pm
A few of us asked.
But it's all gone quiet.
It's all quiet in the away end at Wigan too. 1-0 v rovers.
Just thought I'd invade a political thread with a bit of football.
by timshorts
Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Andre Gray
Replies: 78
Views: 6601

Re: Andre Gray

chekhov wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 5:50 am
I’d rather have Bathsheba than Troy (geddit?).
If its Cory mulligan, definitely.

I suspect I'd rather deeney in the squad right now. I also wonder whether he's done his coaching badges. Dyche might be interested in him in that capacity.
by timshorts
Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anti semetism
Replies: 740
Views: 24998

Re: Anti semetism

She's in the wrong party. Boris would have swept that under the table with a robust "there's nothing to see here. As far as I am concerned the matter is closed"
by timshorts
Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley v Watford - Player Ratings
Replies: 42
Views: 2621

Re: Burnley v Watford - Player Ratings

Pope 7 Lowton 6 Tarks 7 got better the longer the game went Mee 8 Taylor 7 Brownhill 6 lot of potential but poor finishing Cork 6 Westwood 7 McNeil 7 poor first half then did what he does so well Vydra 8 some great touches and with a bit of luck could have scored a couple JRod 8 worked hard and des...
by timshorts
Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BFC not risking a repeat of Monday's embarrassing incident
Replies: 17
Views: 2603

Re: BFC not risking a repeat of Monday's embarrassing incident

Are you going to tell me the Pope's religion next? Or the preferred defecation location of the common Grizzly Bear? In the first case, there are doubts that the pope is now in line with the views of the Catholic Church. That might be the early onset of dementia, or perhaps the new dawn that there i...
by timshorts
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kurt Cobain's guitar - WTF???
Replies: 24
Views: 1048

Re: Kurt Cobain's guitar - WTF???

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 12:36 pm
One of the most recognised but it isn't as famous as Queen/Live Aid
Which wasn't as good as George thorogood and the destroyers who did a bit of a Denmark, coming on as a late replacement and then won live aid.
by timshorts
Sun Jun 21, 2020 9:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cummings and Gibson
Replies: 25
Views: 2500

Re: Cummings and Gibson

Swap him for Joe Allen. Shawcross is on his last legs, and we always get someone old from Stoke in the summer. Joe Allen can still do a job. Plus he's injured at the moment so that ticks another of our boxes.
by timshorts
Sun Jun 21, 2020 8:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The football so far.
Replies: 45
Views: 1459

Re: The football so far.

Best performance : St maximim of Newcastle.
Best game: Northampton v Cheltenham.
Best resylt: wolves win at the playboy mansion.
by timshorts
Sun Jun 21, 2020 5:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lenin Statue
Replies: 21
Views: 1585

Re: Lenin Statue

I personally don't want anything pulled down. Find it bizzare/hypocritical how communist ideologies & symbols have a free pass in society - lead to some of the most brutal regimes that the world has ever seen! Anyone that isn't aware have a read of the Holodomor genocide; absolutely frightening I w...
by timshorts
Sun Jun 21, 2020 5:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 1969/70
Replies: 19
Views: 976

Re: 1969/70

ClaretTony wrote:
Sun Jun 21, 2020 4:18 pm
Good spot. Everton got off to a winning start, they wonce the league that year.
Decent win for them too given Alan ball wasn't playing.
by timshorts
Thu Jun 18, 2020 11:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Swing Low....
Replies: 87
Views: 2526

Re: Swing Low....

But they can't do that........They only know one song.
by timshorts
Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Euro 2020: Pick your all-time Euros XI
Replies: 4
Views: 187

Re: Euro 2020: Pick your all-time Euros XI

I'm going to pick two players that I wasn't allowed. Van de saar (netherlands) Seitaridis (Greece) - the player of the tournament that year at right back. Why can't I pick him? Rijkaard (netherlands) Sammer (Germany) Lahm(Germany) Laudrup (Denmark) Nedved (czechosolvakia) Ramsey (Wales) Bale (Wales)...
by timshorts
Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England: What is Three Lions' greatest performance since 1966?
Replies: 31
Views: 568

Re: England: What is Three Lions' greatest performance since 1966?

I enjoyed the Germany game. Obviously, not as much as the Iceland one, or the first minute of the San Marino game or the Germans tonking Brazil in the world cup semi for that matter, but it was enjoyable nonetheless.
by timshorts
Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Robert Jenrick has he been a naughty boy?
Replies: 34
Views: 2797

Re: Robert Jenrick has he been a naughty boy?

evensteadiereddie wrote:
Sat Jun 13, 2020 5:26 pm
A liar who uses the plight of his kids to back up his claim. Disgraceful, cowardly behaviour.
But there is a majority of 80, so f you you oiks. Torys can do what they want right now. There's always another identikit replacement to take their place.

Don't you know who he is?
by timshorts
Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:36 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 20
Views: 650

Re: Caption Competition

What do you mean I'm going to be transferred to longleat? I asked to go to Barnard Castle.
by timshorts
Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:27 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stevenage out of league
Replies: 47
Views: 3124

Re: Stevenage out of league

Of all the new grounds the Ricoh has to be the worst one I've visited. Probably because it's always been half empty, it just seems so cavernous and soulless. I'd hate it if we ever moved somewhere like that. I prefer it to the madjesci. It may just be that I associate it with the Chris eagles goal,...
by timshorts
Fri Jun 12, 2020 11:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Favourite season without promotion or a trophy
Replies: 14
Views: 614

Re: Favourite season without promotion or a trophy

Clarets aside, I enjoyed 1989/90. Maidstone first season in the league with the Claret tie-dye away kit. Merthyr and Boston both in the conference.

The one where man United went down.

Euro 2016.
by timshorts
Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:55 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dog in the Playground
Replies: 30
Views: 1403

Re: Dog in the Playground

I can't remember good things happening comparable to the above, only things that made life more miserable. "bomb scare" sounded good for a bit, but just meant that we had to huddle together in the most boring bit of the school that didn't have any windows for up to an hour with nothing to do. "the r...
by timshorts
Tue Jun 09, 2020 11:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Little Britain
Replies: 121
Views: 3704

Re: Little Britain

fanzone wrote:
Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:46 pm
Where's Alf Garnett when he's needed
Where he belongs.
by timshorts
Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Classical Music Recommendations
Replies: 30
Views: 448

Re: Classical Music Recommendations

My favourite piece on the piano is Gymnopedie by Erik Satie. You may think it's sombre but.for.me.it is one of the most.relaxing pieces of.music.I know. I don't mind a bit of satie but it feels like listening to debussy in black and white. They both lived at a time when the French were producing so...
by timshorts
Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley heavy away defeats attended.
Replies: 55
Views: 1373

Re: Burnley heavy away defeats attended.

4-0 defeat to west brom few years back It was just shocking Not good that one. Particularly the Dean Marney pass to an Albion striker. I'm not sure, though, that would make my top 10. Definitely not top 5. I suppose that's partly as I don't detest west brom. Partly because I like their ground and h...
by timshorts
Sat Jun 06, 2020 10:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Did we play at The Turf today?
Replies: 52
Views: 4868

Re: Did we play at The Turf today?

A disappointing performance - we just didn't turn up... I heard Rovers played a practice match against eleven traffic cones this afternoon.. Scraped a 2-2 draw with a last minute equaliser. Wrong opposition. It was a team of ice cream cones. The rovers defence got caught frozen in the first half bu...
by timshorts
Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brexit: Uniting the Country Since 31/01/2020
Replies: 22828
Views: 641638

Re: Brexit: Uniting the Country Since 31/01/2020

Thinking about it that's a yes. I'm sure that one of my many elderly clients that have failed to survive the covid crisis could spare one. Thanks, Boris. Where do I send it? The information on this site looks a bit out of date. Will it actually get there if I send it to:- "Farage house, The longest ...
by timshorts
Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brexit: Uniting the Country Since 31/01/2020
Replies: 22828
Views: 641638

Re: Brexit: Uniting the Country Since 31/01/2020

aggi wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 10:40 pm
Jesus, can someone please give Ringo a dictionary.
Yes or no?
by timshorts
Wed Jun 03, 2020 10:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Covid-19
Replies: 13006
Views: 259183

Re: Covid-19

TheFamilyCat wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:13 pm
And more believable than Cummings' "eye sight" story.
Hardly. A £200,000 house in runcorn?
by timshorts
Sun May 31, 2020 11:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley team of the past 25 years - at their peak
Replies: 36
Views: 1060

Re: Burnley team of the past 25 years - at their peak

Heaton for Hart. Hart always had issues. They were covered up a lot when playing in a good team.
Taylor for unsworth. Tempted to put unsworth back in for cahill.
Steven in for waddle.
Oghani in for Wright. Of course.
Dyche managing.
by timshorts
Sun May 31, 2020 8:34 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Some People Are So Stupid They Just Don't Get It?
Replies: 44
Views: 3897

Re: Some People Are So Stupid They Just Don't Get It?

Covid 19. Its what young people in Dorset crave.
by timshorts
Sun May 31, 2020 8:30 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: So When We Get Going, Who Do You Think/Want To Go Down?
Replies: 35
Views: 1463

Re: So When We Get Going, Who Do You Think/Want To Go Down?

I expect Norwich to go down with Bournemouth. I don't know if mccann is fit. If he is then villa should stay up probably at the expense of Brighton. I hope to see the back of west ham, Watford and villa now that Palace are safe. I really want to see Liverpool, man United, west ham and Donald trump, ...
by timshorts
Sat May 30, 2020 7:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 3 quizzes at once
Replies: 4
Views: 360

Re: 3 quizzes at once

10:10:12.
They were quite fun.
I imagine the Georgia one would be harder if you were an American. Was doing well on that one until about two thirds of the way through.
by timshorts
Fri May 29, 2020 11:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Quiz:Can you name all the players to score in a Champions League final?
Replies: 8
Views: 145

Re: Quiz:Can you name all the players to score in a Champions League final?

I can name all the goalscorers in champions league finals that feature Burnley or Merthyr Town.
And Gareth bale.
Why would I give a **** who else took part.
by timshorts
Fri May 29, 2020 11:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Scariest Film (not the most gory)
Replies: 56
Views: 1232

Re: Scariest Film (not the most gory)

From the 70's, a film called 'Phantasm', and also one called 'Night of the Demon'. The TV version of 'Salem's Lot' with David Soul was also quite scary All probably pretty lame by today's standards but remember they all scared the bejeezuz out of me at the time I saw "night of the demon" when it ca...