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by timshorts
Sat Sep 26, 2020 10:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Vote for your man of the match against Southampton
Replies: 1
Views: 189

Re: Vote for your man of the match against Southampton

Didn't have to think too hard......
by timshorts
Thu Sep 24, 2020 10:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Most annoying bit in a song
Replies: 59
Views: 1511

Re: Most annoying bit in a song

The few seconds between anything by meatloaf or guns and Roses or she loves you yeah yeah yeah (and numerous other overplayed beatles tosh) or Michael Jackson coming on and the moment I can get to the off/change channel button.
by timshorts
Thu Sep 24, 2020 8:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Harry Wilson
Replies: 251
Views: 28147

Re: Harry Wilson

He's always looked like a poor man's David Brookes, and I'm never really happy when he starts - usually as it means that someone that ought to be first choice is inured. He's not going to get many starts now with bale, Brookes, James and Ramsey ahead of him for the three spots, but he's a great sub,...
by timshorts
Tue Sep 22, 2020 6:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who likes Boris?
Replies: 233
Views: 4078

Re: Who likes Boris?

I liked him as London mayor. Granted, that's because I don't live there, but he couldn't bugger up the rest of the country in that role. I suppose that this is what happens when the country basis its opinions on twitterbollux and face book and catchphrases that sound good but don't stand up to even ...
by timshorts
Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 1,000 allowed attend ten Football League games
Replies: 131
Views: 2461

Re: 1,000 allowed attend ten Football League games

Statistically there's probably more chance of dieing on the way to the game than there is of dieing of covid. The whole thing is beyond a joke now. How did you work that out? 941,250 people have died this year worldwide from covid. That figure is probably too low due to under reporting by some coun...
by timshorts
Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Grealish
Replies: 46
Views: 1726

Re: Grealish

Bosscat wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:27 pm

He is a complete and utter c**k ... a talented c**k but a c**k nonetheless
Should be able to outplay most other players normally, but somehow needs to do fall over at the slightest touch screaming like a little child....
Yep, that's definitely neymar then.
by timshorts
Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Grealish
Replies: 46
Views: 1726

Re: Grealish

Boss Hogg wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:24 pm
Good player but complete c*ck. A bit like a lesser Ronaldo.
Like a neymar then?
by timshorts
Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wow BJ eviscerates the EU!!!
Replies: 376
Views: 7517

Re: Wow BJ eviscerates the EU!!!

martin_p wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:01 pm
That’s probably because no one shares your interpretation. Surely the government lawyers would have been jumping up and down if there was anything in this.
Like the previous attorney general, for example.
by timshorts
Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Favourite computer game
Replies: 106
Views: 1370

Re: Favourite computer game

Rapid racer (speedboats)
Jonah lomu rugby
Various "maddens"
The fifa that had "funk soul brother", on it and the one two years after that.

We never completed treasure Island dizzy.......
by timshorts
Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Vydra link
Replies: 55
Views: 4209

Re: Vydra link

Savings with Hart gone although he's been replaced Savings with Hendrick gone given that Brownhill wasn't his replacement. We were hardly over stretched in the first place, so it seems a bit of a stretch that Dawson for Gibson, and the new Swedish guy necessarily means that someone else has to go. T...
by timshorts
Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sue Barker to leave QOS
Replies: 105
Views: 3523

Re: Sue Barker to leave QOS

If Alex Scott and Gareth Thomas were team captains, the thing stopped being inanely childish and sue barker was binned, I might start watching it again. Not sure who I'd want as the host. Johnny Herbert, maybe? Preferably not a tennis player or runner. Warren sapp would be amusing. I don't see that ...
by timshorts
Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wow BJ eviscerates the EU!!!
Replies: 376
Views: 7517

Re: Wow BJ eviscerates the EU!!!

I heard the Ed milliband speech on the radio. It was far more impressive not being able to see him deliver it. The highlights I saw later on TV just didn't cut so well.
by timshorts
Sat Sep 12, 2020 11:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hendrick
Replies: 144
Views: 6595

Re: Hendrick

Declan rice looked poor as usual.
Difficult to judge Newcastle on that performance. They looked like us with the 442 set up, but you can't play West ham every week.
by timshorts
Sat Sep 12, 2020 7:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Alexa
Replies: 19
Views: 946

Re: Alexa

Funkydrummer wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:22 am
Ask her who we're going to sign this window.
"burnley will sign shawcross and allen from Stoke City."
by timshorts
Fri Sep 11, 2020 9:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FAO AndrewJB, martin_p, aggi and friends
Replies: 19
Views: 758

Re: FAO AndrewJB, martin_p, aggi and friends

Bin Ont Turf wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:43 pm
You'll end up going around in circles you know.

A bit like posting on here. :)
He'll be fine. It's the right foot that will be prone to making embarrassing u-turns.
Then it will blame foreign imports or a particularly iffy left shoe that hasn't seen the light of day for a decade.
by timshorts
Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The education secretary’s double
Replies: 3
Views: 617

Re: The education secretary’s double

What a world beating cracker. You know Williamson is about the biggest, you know, first class wet follow through fart of a world beating minister you know, there has been for, you know, a first rate long time. If he was, you know, a world beating, you know teacher you know, he'd be scared of beatin...
by timshorts
Mon Sep 07, 2020 11:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: UEFA Nations League Thread
Replies: 51
Views: 1478

Re: UEFA Nations League Thread

Belarus group.
All four sides on 3 points having lost their home game and won the away game.
I don't remember seeing anything like that before.
by timshorts
Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Are you or your mates England fans ?
Replies: 37
Views: 1119

Re: Are you or your mates England fans ?

TheFamilyCat wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:47 pm
You can be arrested and put in prison for saying you're an England fan.
It's not that sort of secure unit.
by timshorts
Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Callum Wilson to Newcastle for £20 million.
Replies: 28
Views: 2385

Re: Callum Wilson to Newcastle for £20 million.

Wellsy1882 wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:37 pm
Cheap?

Hes crap
He's half the price of JoeLinton and will inevitably score at least 3 times the number of goals that joelinton scored last year. Still a lot less than wood.
Having said that, I'd still pick joelinton ahead of gayle.
by timshorts
Sat Sep 05, 2020 11:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pickford in goal for England
Replies: 215
Views: 6278

Re: Pickford in goal for England

BenWickes wrote:
Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:38 pm
I turned it off at half time. I got the formation right. Dogs chasing balloons.
Dogs don't fall over on purpose.
by timshorts
Sat Sep 05, 2020 11:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who do you fancy in the EFL Cup 2nd round
Replies: 40
Views: 2437

Re: Who do you fancy in the EFL Cup 2nd round

Rochdale. It's cheap and I don't want us getting drawn away somewhere I haven't seen us play before and can't go.
by timshorts
Sat Sep 05, 2020 11:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Song endings...
Replies: 42
Views: 1067

Re: Song endings...

It used to **** me off when djs cut of the end of "once in a lifetime" by the talking heads. "sanctuary" by New music cut off abruptly on the single version but not on the album. The single version was better. There are several great tracks that get progressively frantic up to a great final climax:-...
by timshorts
Mon Aug 31, 2020 9:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 2 new quizzes
Replies: 14
Views: 511

Re: 2 new quizzes

15 and 9, but got told that I might live on the coast.
Given that I used to live in a house where the back garden ended in a sea cliff, that seemed very astute
by timshorts
Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gibson training at Middlesbrough
Replies: 431
Views: 21801

Re: Gibson training at Middlesbrough

Is that him walking the border collie? I can't remember what he looks like. Anyway, the Norwich pink_un board still has posters hoping that he signs, but as they have already increased their playing staff in numbers, it will only happen if one of their defenders leave first now, they think. Gibson w...
by timshorts
Sat Aug 29, 2020 8:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Southgate replaces Maguire
Replies: 79
Views: 3463

Re: Southgate replaces Maguire

Vegas Claret wrote:
Sat Aug 29, 2020 8:37 pm
I've been Southgate out since the day he got the job so my opinion has nothing to do with him not calling up our players. He'd done nothing in his managerial career to warrant getting the job. FA and big club yes man, I look forward to the day he gets replaced
by Alan pardew.......
by timshorts
Sat Aug 29, 2020 2:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Modern Day Things That **** You Off
Replies: 189
Views: 6094

Re: Modern Day Things That **** You Off

I had to Google who/what rylan was. Having not knowingly had the joy of encountering him on TV, I suspect I've been lucky.
Please give him a full time job on eastenders and it might stay that way.
by timshorts
Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Possibly Dwight for England
Replies: 94
Views: 6317

Re: Possibly Dwight for England

MT03ALG wrote:
Wed Aug 26, 2020 11:46 am
How on earth can a player from Doncaster Rovers be selected instead of Dwight ? The mind boggles !!
He's a goalkeeper that looks like matt damon.

If Southgate is picking the team, the second bit may be the more important. Norwich are well represented and they are no better supported than us.
by timshorts
Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Last night of the Proms
Replies: 465
Views: 7744

Re: Last night of the Proms

The proms are a fantastic part of the classical music scene. There is, usually, something for all in each year's series. Plenty of stuff that I wouldn't waste time walking as far as the post box for, but usually at least 2 or 3 that I'd be willing to pay good money to attend. Unfortunately, it then ...
by timshorts
Fri Aug 21, 2020 9:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Maguire in the mire ?
Replies: 139
Views: 8885

Re: Maguire in the mire ?

Tne Police stated three foreigners,If that happened over here,the Citys and Towns over here,All would been protesting,In their thousands,feel so sorry for the Police,with this Pandemic. One was laurence maguire, slab heads brother. He seems to have been fairly innocent in all this as he was back in...
by timshorts
Fri Aug 21, 2020 8:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pre-season training caption
Replies: 16
Views: 1118

Re: Pre-season training caption

Well we were all having a good whine about what a shite time we'd had during lockdown when that Bradley Dack said that he'd had the best four months of his life. No red cards, no club or fa fines. No away fans telling him that he was an overrated overpaid cheating ****, and to top it all he'd found ...
by timshorts
Fri Aug 21, 2020 8:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Daily Mirror
Replies: 55
Views: 2753

Re: Daily Mirror

"Let's raise a people's army and seize control of the state. "
by timshorts
Thu Aug 20, 2020 7:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Cropper returns to Chesterfield
Replies: 2
Views: 320

Re: ARTICLE: Cropper returns to Chesterfield

Good. Pleased with that one. Having a couple of full backs playing at full back was a real novelty for Chesterfield for that short spell.
by timshorts
Thu Aug 20, 2020 7:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Should women be allowed to play on teams with men?
Replies: 69
Views: 1521

Re: Should women be allowed to play on teams with men?

Women can play in County league volleyball and do. Danica Patrick is probably the most recent top level woman driver having retired recently from indy car nascar type stuff. Got a pole position once. But millie bright would be a liability in the conference North. She's presumably the second best cen...
by timshorts
Thu Aug 20, 2020 7:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A Levels, Covid, Brexit. Worst Government Ever?
Replies: 577
Views: 10360

Re: A Levels, Covid, Brexit. Worst Government Ever?

Aren't the UK 6th in deaths per population? I don't believe that is a favorable comparison to India who are somewhere in the 80s. Yes San Marino still way out in front. When we recalibrate the mechanism for the calculation we dropped below Andorra and Peru. USA Mexico Brazil are on line to overtake...
by timshorts
Wed Aug 19, 2020 10:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Actors. Where have we seen them before?
Replies: 39
Views: 1516

Re: Actors. Where have we seen them before?

I watched an old episode of the sooty show the other week. There was some ugly old dude with his hand up the arses of a load of dim looking puppets getting them to say whatever rubbish he wanted, and the audience were lapping it up. Then I realised it wasnt Harry Corbett at all. It was a politics sh...
by timshorts
Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: League Cup 1st Round draw
Replies: 18
Views: 1604

Re: League Cup 1st Round draw

Not included to ensure 32 clubs remain in round 3 for a straight knockout. Round 1: 70 teams in 35 ties Round 2: 35 winners plus Bournemouth & Watford plus 13 Premier League teams not in Europe, that's 50 in 25 ties Round 3: 25 winners plus 7 Premier League teams in Europe The obvious two to leave ...
by timshorts
Mon Aug 17, 2020 7:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pete Way. UFO
Replies: 5
Views: 802

Re: Pete Way. UFO

That's on a par with the loss of Neil Peart last year for me. The short spell of 5 albums starting with Phenomenon and ending with the Strangers in the Night double album was as good as it gets. Often you get a single album packed with quality tracks and not filled up with a couple of duffers, but n...
by timshorts
Sun Aug 16, 2020 8:27 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: It's coming fellas!
Replies: 46
Views: 4768

Re: It's coming fellas!

Indeed .... rare high comedy on occasions !! All they needed to do was issue the order " Carry On ", and do a passable impression of young Mr Grace from " Are you being served ? " ie: visit Ewood every 6 months, press the flesh and exclaim, " You're all doing very well !! " , whilst writing a coupl...
by timshorts
Sat Aug 15, 2020 5:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Quarantine
Replies: 25
Views: 1759

Re: Quarantine

Quickenthetempo wrote:
Sat Aug 15, 2020 4:16 pm
It does seem like we are showing these countries what it will be like if they don't play ball over trade deals
Safer?
Our covid 19 stats have generally been worse than France and definitely worse than the Netherlands.
I'm not sure why they would want our tourists passing Virus on to them.
by timshorts
Sat Aug 15, 2020 5:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Goalkeeper bid rejected by Bournemouth
Replies: 42
Views: 5150

Re: Goalkeeper bid rejected by Bournemouth

We are being linked with Jack Butland if Pope goes to Chelsea. Oh god, no **** no. He's shot. So bad that even my phone auto corrected shot to ****. There's a good reason why Michael oneill dropped him - following which the back four looked much more solid and Stoke stayed up. They may have stayed ...
by timshorts
Fri Aug 14, 2020 7:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Vote for Vydra
Replies: 30
Views: 1930

Re: ARTICLE: Vote for Vydra

Claretmatt4 wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 9:22 am
Who won goal of the mknth in Feb then??
It was that fantastic strike in the shamrock Rovers v dundalk game. At least it should have been.
by timshorts
Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Atalanta v PSG
Replies: 28
Views: 909

Re: Atalanta v PSG

Pity.
Same score Merthyr beat them by in the cup winners cup all those years ago.
But dai Webley was better than neymar.
Not such a whingy little cheat at any rate.
by timshorts
Mon Aug 10, 2020 9:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chinook flown over Burnley
Replies: 25
Views: 2445

Re: Chinook flown over Burnley

The US pilot was trying to drop food parcels on Barnsley.
His boss saw a picture of Barnsley Town centre and mistook it for Beirut.
by timshorts
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Funniest thing you have seen at a football match
Replies: 64
Views: 2618

Re: Funniest thing you have seen at a football match

A couple of birds having a shag on top of a stand roof at crystal Palace with the home fans underneath not having a clue what the cheering was about. A Newcastle fan last game of the season in fancy dress climbing up the floodlight that was in the away end at Nottingham forest. I think it was dresse...
by timshorts
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Modern Day Things That **** You Off
Replies: 189
Views: 6094

Re: Modern Day Things That **** You Off

Cyclists clad in Lycra with £2000 bikes! What’s wrong with a &70 bike and bicycle clips? That’s how I delivered the Burnley express on a Friday! They clearly haven't passed their cycling proficiency test either. No mirrors on their bikes but they never once look over their shoulders to witness the ...
by timshorts
Sat Aug 08, 2020 7:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Modern Day Things That **** You Off
Replies: 189
Views: 6094

Re: Modern Day Things That **** You Off

Pretty much anything that is imported from the USA, many of which are listed above. Leeds being in the Premier league Womens boxing. Although to be fair, I've nothing against women boxing, it's just that it means there is more boxing and it was bad enough when just men did it talking crap all the ti...
by timshorts
Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sanchez Gets a £9Million Pay Off from United
Replies: 19
Views: 1177

Re: Sanchez Gets a £9Million Pay Off from United

ElectroClaret wrote:
Fri Aug 07, 2020 2:33 pm
Yes, wondered about that myself.
Just seemed to fade out of the picture.
Maybe injured?
He had problems with balance when he came back after injury at arsenal. His head had got so big that his centre of gravity was in his neck.
by timshorts
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: House of Lords
Replies: 13
Views: 737

Re: House of Lords

Wow. I expected this thread to be full of the usual crass rubbish, but not at all. It needs a bit of tinkering with, but generally, it does a pretty good job, particularly when scrutinising the outpourings of the more extreme or blinkered governments, which we unfortunately have to suffer from time ...
by timshorts
Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hopes for next season.
Replies: 39
Views: 2145

Re: Hopes for next season.

Boris brings in a points deduction for plastic armchair fans. The number of substitutes allowed is decreased to 1, but relegation places go up to 5 instead. West ham Liverpool and man u, villa and Leeds all get relegated and are replaced by Norwich Stoke, Cardiff, Barnsley and Bristol city. Joey Bar...
by timshorts
Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who's eating out to help out?
Replies: 123
Views: 4183

Re: Who's eating out to help out?

A comparison of Denmark, which had a firm lockdown, with Sweden, with its notoriously light-touch approach. Aggregate spending dropped 29 per cent in Denmark and 25 per cent in Sweden. These stats are a week old, but Sweden are/were in the top 5 regarding Corona deaths as a proportion of the popula...