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by timshorts
Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Lady Vanishes
Replies: 40
Views: 1551

Re: The Lady Vanishes

how green was my valley? Just an awful film. Im surprised that there aren't a lot of war films up there. Dam busters. The cruel sea. Four weddings and a funeral is quintessentially British notwithstanding the American woman in it. Younger people would have picked the monty python things at that sor...
by timshorts
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part
Replies: 16
Views: 335

Re: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part

Jack grealish on his new Barbie scooter.
by timshorts
Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anagrams
Replies: 55
Views: 906

Re: Anagrams

morpheus2 wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:04 am
Blobbie Rake
Excellent.

Crank fasper
Tonypanday
Sobby ravage
by timshorts
Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anagrams
Replies: 55
Views: 906

Re: Anagrams

Tricky Trevor wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:25 am
Hug not her rear
Instead of hugging it, perhaos

Gun her hot rear.
by timshorts
Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part
Replies: 16
Views: 335

Re: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part

only despite her relatively good looks, any likelihood of a stirring passion developing soon limply subsided as I followed her out of the shop to see her mounting a bedraggled looking stallion. Sh1t. She must be a rovers fan, I thought. That's one virus I really can't afford to catch.
by timshorts
Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ABBA on BBC4
Replies: 30
Views: 836

Re: ABBA on BBC4

ABBA are great. However, Dancing Queen is a very annoying song...I think the worst of their songs by a mile. Pretty much all their other ones from the greatest hits compilations are fantastic. Yes, very annoying, but it was turned into "dancing Breen" by Maidstone fans before they sold Gary Breen t...
by timshorts
Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Where would you sit
Replies: 58
Views: 1432

Re: Where would you sit

Table 1. It's also close to table 2 so that I could pop over if table 1 started playing lovecats. 3, 5, 7 OK too.
by timshorts
Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lies you parents told you
Replies: 50
Views: 1481

Re: Lies you parents told you

That the siht that they indoctrinated you with at Sunday school was true

when really it was just a means of getting free child care for an hour or two at the weekend.
by timshorts
Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Clarets duds of the last two decades
Replies: 28
Views: 1310

Re: Clarets duds of the last two decades

Im_not_Robbie_Blake wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:04 pm
Vossen looked pretty good to me. 'Personal reasons' should be treated as precisely that and I don't think he should be on the naughty list.
42 goals in 113 games for club brugge after he left us. That's some strike rate. Pity he didn't sign for cercle.
by timshorts
Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How would you like to see the Premier League season end? - Voting Poll
Replies: 86
Views: 2520

Re: How would you like to see the Premier League season end? - Voting Poll

Option 5: West brom are promoted alone but to replace West ham who have gone bankrupt. Title is awarded using the formula:- Number of points won prior to the stoppage x million / Cost of players making up the Premier league squad. I don't think we'd win it. Sheffield United probably would, but we'd ...
by timshorts
Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Figure of speech picture quiz
Replies: 56
Views: 664

Re: Figure of speech picture quiz

Licking pussy?
by timshorts
Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: unacceptable behaivor BOXING
Replies: 26
Views: 1113

Re: unacceptable behaivor BOXING

He makes money by hitting people. This isn't that much of a stretch for somebody that is cheered, supported and generally lauded for hitting the crap out of others. We have every sensible sport going out of their way to protect people from suffering head injuries, and then this "sport" where the pri...
by timshorts
Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: About turn on club shop
Replies: 11
Views: 1691

Re: About turn on club shop

Looking at the link below, it would appear that Arsenal are fed up with being pussies away from home, and want to look like us. Their 2020/1 away kit is inevitably going to generate calls of "are you Burnley in disguise". I rather like it (except for the badge). Socks are great. https://www.footyhea...
by timshorts
Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Alphabet team name game
Replies: 23
Views: 472

Re: Alphabet team name game

Xamax. I know its cheating missing out the neuchatel, but x has gone missing from the list altogether. And I see your Ventnor and raise you VVV Venlo. But I can't do j or z. U was tough. I could only think of upper Beeding which the sussex county league seemed to think I was an official of for some ...
by timshorts
Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley Way
Replies: 21
Views: 1600

Re: Burnley Way

Missed out the classic "we shouldn't be losing to this siht" from the bingo card, but very enjoyable nonetheless.
by timshorts
Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Making a 3D Model of a Stadium
Replies: 16
Views: 635

Re: Making a 3D Model of a Stadium

1. Go to the tip and pick up an old bidet 2. Fill in the hole. 3. Paint the rim blue 4. Paint the bottom green. 5. When dry, take the product to a location where there are no pubs within a radius of about 2 miles. 6. Confiscate umbrellas from anybody near the bidet. And you are done. If the product ...
by timshorts
Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Non league football
Replies: 49
Views: 1208

Re: Non league football

I can't see there not being some sort of Bury effect. They need to be replaced so there will be some promotion somewhere. Perhaps if Macclesfield or someone else crashes the national league will drop to 22 sides.
by timshorts
Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who is still working?
Replies: 70
Views: 2339

Re: Who is still working?

I've just finished a 12 hour shift less 2 hours for lunch. Most at home, but I've been alloted an hour at the office which usually has maybe 30 people in, but for the hour I'm the only one allowed in. I seem to have the last one of the day so I got longer today. Working at home I usually don't like ...
by timshorts
Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brian Flynn recaps greatest-ever Wales goal
Replies: 2
Views: 328

Re: Brian Flynn recaps greatest-ever Wales goal

It's sweet. But I still prefer the goal Sam scored v Belgium in the euros.
by timshorts
Tue Mar 24, 2020 6:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sports Direct staying open
Replies: 29
Views: 1542

Re: Sports Direct staying open

Billy Balfour wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:17 am
On second thoughts. Oh noes. Where will I buy my tracky bottoms with the three large Adidas strips down the sides?
Liverpool.
by timshorts
Tue Mar 24, 2020 6:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sports Direct staying open
Replies: 29
Views: 1542

Re: Sports Direct staying open

Sports Direct are idiots with the reasons they came up with - pathetic profiteering. But the advice is ambiguous as to where the supply chain starts and ends for key workers. Eg a manufacturing company who makes parts for a NHS hospital bed. There is a lot of confusion this morning in terms of who ...
by timshorts
Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: End of season predictions
Replies: 13
Views: 797

Re: End of season predictions

Doesn't appear to account for teams being "on the beach" when the get to about 42 points with 5 games to go.
by timshorts
Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's Times. Burnley least Woke place.
Replies: 42
Views: 2482

Re: Today's Times. Burnley least Woke place.

Exactly i'll wager the writers and researchers have never set foot in Burnley,they probably couldn't even find the town on a map. Course they could. It's somewhere north of Watford, near Scotland. Doesn't really matter where. It all looks grim and they are proud that they've never been there to see...
by timshorts
Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Game of Thrones Yes or No
Replies: 41
Views: 896

Re: Game of Thrones Yes or No

ZizkovClaret wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:59 pm
Boobies
Death and Boobies
Death and Boobies
Death and Boobies

Boobies
Death and Boobies
Death and Boobies
Death and Boobies
Is the sound track by the exploited? That sounds like a follow up to the classic "sex and violence"
by timshorts
Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Staying at home for 3 weeks...
Replies: 74
Views: 4057

Re: Staying at home for 3 weeks...

ecc wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:19 pm
Isn't it Dominic Cummings who writes Johnson's speeches?
Normally, yes, but he's unelected and about to become a scapegoat, so he's no longer an essential worker.

We won't see him skulking in the background for 3 weeks.
by timshorts
Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:32 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Beatles Fans
Replies: 8
Views: 695

Re: Beatles Fans

I think the thing is, with collectable items, is that they are only worth anything when when people are prepared to pay for them. In another 20 years, when most of the Beatles' original fans have passed away, it may not be worth as much as it is today, although I could be wrong. If I had anything b...
by timshorts
Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:13 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Boris Watch
Replies: 895
Views: 16548

Re: Boris Watch

Quite an astounding comment from one of..if not the most partisan..Labour are the cure to all our problems and can do no wrong..Corbyn is a demi-god posters on the board. You may have some basis in accusing Ringo of what you have but i would say people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones comes t...
by timshorts
Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:51 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Diego Maradona
Replies: 52
Views: 1618

Re: Diego Maradona

Very good film. He was obviously a very special footballer but got involved with the wrong crowd. I don’t resent him for the handball, if he was an England player we’d laud him as a jerk. Wish there were more players like him in today’s game. He'd have trouble with the drug testing regime. I'd be h...
by timshorts
Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Best PL non top6
Replies: 6
Views: 475

Re: Best PL non top6

The site didn't limit you to 2 per team though. I got 4 burnley players in. And a rather strange looking midfield of cantwell and buendia.
by timshorts
Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 69/70 Season
Replies: 18
Views: 1058

Re: 69/70 Season

That looks like a "shoot" product.
I had my first set of ladders the same season, but all the div 1 and 4 teams were red, div 2 blue and div 3 black.
Anyone know who produced that?
by timshorts
Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: THE POUND
Replies: 42
Views: 1820

Re: THE POUND

It took quite a while for someone to mention quantitive easing. That + the lowering of interest rates = pound falling. The interest rate has been going down elsewhere, so that makes the pound look more stable. It obviously isn't a great investment right now. I suppose the best place to invest is whe...
by timshorts
Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:09 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 7.45am Friday across Europe...
Replies: 24
Views: 1608

Re: 7.45am Friday across Europe...

box_of_frogs wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:05 am
Circa 400,000 people a year die of Malaria. Do we play tunes on the radio for them?
Yellow peril?
by timshorts
Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 7.45am Friday across Europe...
Replies: 24
Views: 1608

Re: 7.45am Friday across Europe...

It's a touching gesture,the timing seems a bit weird though,but music is always a tonic,why people have to be so dismissive IDK. Anything that lifts the spirits can only be welcomed surely. Entirely down to the choice of dirge. How many millions of songs to pick from and they have to pick one that ...
by timshorts
Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:51 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The footy is back.....game on!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 1975

Re: The footy is back.....game on!!!

houseboy wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:13 am
Are we??? I want to play Willem11 (aren't they Dutch)?
From tilburg. I used to visit the town about twice a year. Small shorts supported them as his Dutch team and as we were in the nl regularly he has a few tilburg kits from the 2000's in small sizes.
by timshorts
Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bored Quiz 2
Replies: 58
Views: 617

Re: Bored Quiz 2

Steve davisthesecond
by timshorts
Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cold turkey, has got me, on the run
Replies: 11
Views: 1071

Re: Cold turkey, has got me, on the run

houseboy wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:59 pm
Just hope we haven't lost momentum. But then so will everyone else I suppose.
Except the labour party, so they are still unelectable.
by timshorts
Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The footy is back.....game on!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 1975

Re: The footy is back.....game on!!!

Quite a few notable absentees. Did Liverpool claim that they had already won it and don't need to play? No Arsenal? Other than us, I'm hoping for a good run for Waterford and Atalanta, and in the absence of NAC, Dordrecht and Excelsior wanting Sparta Rotterdam to get tonked (even if they are playing...
by timshorts
Mon Mar 16, 2020 11:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Roy Hudd
Replies: 27
Views: 1109

Re: RIP Roy Hudd

He was the last real link to authentic Music Hall. He knew so much about the performers past and the history and evolution. As someone stated earlier, yes, was known for his impersonation of Flanagan and Allen. So much more though. A loss. Him, yes. Music hall I'm not going to mourn for. I see that...
by timshorts
Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is anyone as fantastic as me?
Replies: 45
Views: 1615

Re: Is anyone as fantastic as me?

I look down on venison and pheasant. It is food for the masses. People bring me plentiful supplies of these products not for veneration but in recognition of the divers benefits that I bring to their lives. But I spurn their offerings. For not only is venison bad for the colon, but it is course and ...
by timshorts
Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual Manchester City game
Replies: 160
Views: 2634

Re: The virtual Manchester City game

Ffs. Win 3-2 at City and we are still on last on virtual match of the day. I'm sure there's a good reason why Brighton 0 arsenal 0 is on first though. Maybe Brighton had a shot on target.
by timshorts
Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Football Focus tody.
Replies: 42
Views: 1948

Re: Football Focus tody.

The Brighton chairman is just pointing out something obvious. Whatever happens from now, some club somewhere will be threatening litigation. He's right. Brady is just a self centred ####,., but what did you expect from her. West ham have already cheated themselves out of relegation once and ended up...
by timshorts
Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A few Different News Topics
Replies: 17
Views: 619

Re: A few Different News Topics

but is he a lying racist or a racist liar?
by timshorts
Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Who
Replies: 31
Views: 1337

Re: The Who

Some kid (who must be in his 40's now) that I used to clean tesco with had met Roger Daltrey while he was doing a project for cse. He wrote asking if he could meet him to interview him, as he didn't live too far away. Daltrey invited him up to his place and spent the day with him showing him his rec...
by timshorts
Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: London Marathon postponed until 4th October
Replies: 5
Views: 272

Re: London Marathon postponed until 4th October

They could just re-run the footage from some previous year. Same old music every time and a load of people jogging along in London. Who'd k ow?
by timshorts
Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Remember this
Replies: 14
Views: 803

Re: Remember this

What's the shoulder bag thing? The TV is too modern for the bag/box thing to be a gas mask.
by timshorts
Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Interesting questions!!!!!!
Replies: 101
Views: 3612

Re: Interesting questions!!!!!!

"Why is it that a 2 litre bottle of coke costs 27pence but a 1 litre bottle costs 37pence"
by timshorts
Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BBC decide not to renew Alan Green's contract
Replies: 41
Views: 2544

Re: BBC decide not to renew Alan Green's contract

McLaren - " You're not going to believe this, but Thorburn is going to attempt a goal, it's miles to those posts .... Thorburn then, woh! , what a belt he's given it ... that it amazing, I've seen all the great goal kickers over the last four decades, but I've never seen a kick like this one, ! " W...
by timshorts
Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: brioche
Replies: 57
Views: 1833

Re: brioche

Waitrose is a poor man's Booths. Also brioche is bobbins as a burger bun. Give me a pretzel bun every day of the week. Booths is why there aren't many Waitrose in Lancashire. There aren't any Booths south of Knutsford. They are pretty much all in Lancashire and cumbria - a few in Yorkshire and nort...
by timshorts
Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Theatre Loving Clarets
Replies: 30
Views: 1177

Re: Theatre Loving Clarets

RMutt wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:34 pm
P.S. I’m waiting for RingoMcCartney to add ‘theatre going’ to his metropolitan, bubble dwelling etc. list of names for AndrewJB.
He only likes the plays that are advertised on the side of busses.