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by Volvoclaret
Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New Eco Product: Hard Soap
Replies: 18
Views: 425

Re: New Eco Product: Hard Soap

Ladies like hard soap when bathing.
by Volvoclaret
Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: West Ham players....
Replies: 22
Views: 1302

Re: West Ham players....

spadesclaret wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:27 pm
Are you calling me a psycho?
All Birds are.
by Volvoclaret
Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How much sleep do you get?
Replies: 86
Views: 2340

Re: How much sleep do you get?

Claretforshaw wrote:
Sun Jan 24, 2021 1:39 pm
I used to get about 4 or 5 hours per night, if I was lucky, but since I have had my CPAP machine I get on average 8 hours per night quite often more than that, a real life saver.
Agreed. CPAP machine saved my life after being diagnosed with sleep apnea.
by Volvoclaret
Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Grotto
Replies: 37
Views: 1514

Re: The Grotto

Where's Wally?
by Volvoclaret
Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's your nicest part of Burnley and surrounding areas?
Replies: 39
Views: 2048

Re: What's your nicest part of Burnley and surrounding areas?

Worsthorne. Great views of Pendle, lovely walks on to the moors, and you get to man the machine gun towers that keep the Yorksire rabble out.
by Volvoclaret
Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Queen Victoria...
Replies: 25
Views: 1224

Re: Queen Victoria...

Big Zog would have been 25,754 years old today if he hadn't been eaten by a Sabre Tooth Tiger.😝
by Volvoclaret
Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Their Pitch
Replies: 34
Views: 1693

Re: Their Pitch

So they ducked out!
by Volvoclaret
Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Phil Neville gone ...
Replies: 25
Views: 1418

Re: Phil Neville gone ...

RIP Phil. Sorry didn't read thread properly. 😉
by Volvoclaret
Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Their Pitch
Replies: 34
Views: 1693

Re: Their Pitch

Surely the Swans could play on that pitch.
by Volvoclaret
Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: There is no proof of nihilism
Replies: 41
Views: 1638

Re: There is no proof of nihilism

Couldn't give a toss either way.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 18, 2021 10:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's Been Your Treat of the Day
Replies: 83
Views: 1543

Re: What's Been Your Treat of the Day

Good luck to your Mum Malala.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 18, 2021 9:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Serpent
Replies: 32
Views: 2163

Re: The Serpent

Watched 3 series of Vikings but gave up. I took on board some of the historical inaccuracies as artistic license but it got worse and worse and became as accurate as Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Got fed up shouting at TV.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 18, 2021 9:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's Been Your Treat of the Day
Replies: 83
Views: 1543

Re: What's Been Your Treat of the Day

Agree central heating wonderful. No more roating near the fire or freezing in back of the room. No more breathing soot outside and soot inside if fire 'blew back'. No more newspaper catching fire when being used as a fire drawer. No more scraping faces on of bedroom window INSIDE. No more freezing o...
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 18, 2021 9:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Winnie-the-Pooh
Replies: 24
Views: 868

Re: Winnie-the-Pooh

Don't forget Biffo, Yogi and Grills. Sp.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How to Spot a Yorkshireman?
Replies: 109
Views: 2625

Re: How to Spot a Yorkshireman?

Rowls wrote:
Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:20 pm
I walked there the other day and missed that. Will have to go again now.
Sorry Rowls, shut down and capped years ago. They hit a underground sea of boiling syrup and the tight Yorksire gits put up the price of rhubarb which was the only thing that could mop it up.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's Been Your Treat of the Day
Replies: 83
Views: 1543

Re: What's Been Your Treat of the Day

Burnley market black pud stall, great memories. Eating them straight from the stall, plenty of salt vinegar and mustard mmm. Avoided wiping hands on the tea towel that they had hanging up, it was filthy.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Winnie-the-Pooh
Replies: 24
Views: 868

Re: Winnie-the-Pooh

Rowls is well known for having small wood.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's Been Your Treat of the Day
Replies: 83
Views: 1543

Re: What's Been Your Treat of the Day

Bury puds great stuff
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's Been Your Treat of the Day
Replies: 83
Views: 1543

Re: What's Been Your Treat of the Day

Proper Lancashire black pudding I hope CT. None of that Yorkshire copy stuff.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stat of the day
Replies: 34
Views: 1249

Re: Stat of the day

But how many goals had they conceded?
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Winnie-the-Pooh
Replies: 24
Views: 868

Re: Winnie-the-Pooh

Rowls had a rough childhood, family couldn't afford toilet paper and had to use poo sticks.😁
I'll get me coat.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's Been Your Treat of the Day
Replies: 83
Views: 1543

Re: What's Been Your Treat of the Day

Driving over to Barley and parking across someone's drive.😝
by Volvoclaret
Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How to Spot a Yorkshireman?
Replies: 109
Views: 2625

Re: How to Spot a Yorkshireman?

Barlick was annexed same time as Kelbrook. All Lancashire now. All praise the red rose.
by Volvoclaret
Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How to Spot a Yorkshireman?
Replies: 109
Views: 2625

Re: How to Spot a Yorkshireman?

So you're a Lancastrian then.
by Volvoclaret
Sun Jan 17, 2021 4:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How to Spot a Yorkshireman?
Replies: 109
Views: 2625

Re: How to Spot a Yorkshireman?

bodge wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 4:17 pm
Yes grew up in Kelbrook, Yorkshire chekhov.
Surely Kelbrook is Lancashire. It was annexed in the great pudding war of 1608. :D
by Volvoclaret
Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dickinson's real deal
Replies: 15
Views: 1725

Re: Dickinson's real deal

Funnily enough, a bundle of pre 1955 programmes went for about £15 on Bargain Hunt today.
Lockdown makes us watch some sh*te.
by Volvoclaret
Thu Jan 07, 2021 4:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saturday afternoon local football league. Who did you play for?
Replies: 102
Views: 3676

Re: Saturday afternoon local football league. Who did you play for?

Royal Celtic; Dexters; Mission.....all Nelson & Colne Sat league.
by Volvoclaret
Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your favourite FA Cup tie
Replies: 108
Views: 1957

Re: Your favourite FA Cup tie

Stan Tastic wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:01 pm
Oldham away in 1974. a great atmosphere, even though we'd been sold tickets for the Oldham end, presumably by mistake.

Taffy ran riot from the first minute and we ran out 4-1 winners.
Was that the one with Bruce Grobbelar in goal?
by Volvoclaret
Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Alan Pace live now on clarets player
Replies: 148
Views: 8043

Re: Alan Pace live now on clarets player

Glitterballs in the stands?
by Volvoclaret
Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your favourite FA Cup tie
Replies: 108
Views: 1957

Re: Your favourite FA Cup tie

Wimbledon in the 70s 😂😝😭
by Volvoclaret
Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Alan Pace live now on clarets player
Replies: 148
Views: 8043

Re: Alan Pace live now on clarets player

Can't see what the problem is, you pay for a product or wait just as you have the choice of free delivery 2-3 days or pay extra for next day delivery.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New board, new approach - better communication!
Replies: 121
Views: 4993

Re: New board, new approach - better communication!

Ask him to bring back Tom Hark goal celebration.
Puts on tin hat.😁
by Volvoclaret
Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gerry Marsden RIP
Replies: 28
Views: 1430

Gerry Marsden RIP

Gerry Marsden died aged 78.
by Volvoclaret
Fri Dec 25, 2020 11:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Christmas Day Thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1992

Re: Christmas Day Thread

Proud of you Tony, teabagging at nearly 70, what a man!😁
by Volvoclaret
Fri Dec 25, 2020 11:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What film am I watching?
Replies: 28
Views: 680

Re: What film am I watching?

Not sure money changed hands but good try.
by Volvoclaret
Fri Dec 25, 2020 10:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What film am I watching?
Replies: 28
Views: 680

Re: What film am I watching?

My turn. It features a young lady called Debbie and its filmed in Dallas.
by Volvoclaret
Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The sound of Bells on Christmas Eve...
Replies: 25
Views: 1455

Re: The sound of Bells on Christmas Eve...

ClaretPope wrote:
Wed Dec 23, 2020 10:32 am
No. In the early sixties in the Cricket Field End there were two of us with bells.
One either end.
by Volvoclaret
Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your Christmas Dogs...
Replies: 62
Views: 1778

Re: Your Christmas Dogs...

Care to re-phrase Elizabeth.
by Volvoclaret
Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your Christmas Dogs...
Replies: 62
Views: 1778

Re: Your Christmas Dogs...

Elizabeth and Eddie. Hate each other then make up, fall in love and live happily ever after. Barbara Cartland eat your heart out.
by Volvoclaret
Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your Christmas Dogs...
Replies: 62
Views: 1778

Re: Your Christmas Dogs...

Smelly, hairy, doggy breath, showing his balls and always yapping. Great photo of you Steve. :lol: :P
by Volvoclaret
Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your Christmas Dogs...
Replies: 62
Views: 1778

Re: Your Christmas Dogs...

McGraw, it's a love story.
by Volvoclaret
Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your Christmas Dogs...
Replies: 62
Views: 1778

Re: Your Christmas Dogs...

Please accept my most sincere apologies for the crack I made about you a couple of days ago

This apology is nothing to do with me spooting the gun in pic 2
🤔
by Volvoclaret
Wed Dec 16, 2020 12:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Caption this...
Replies: 41
Views: 1360

Re: Caption this...

Strictly next year?
by Volvoclaret
Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: First Premier League manager sacking on the way
Replies: 77
Views: 2968

Re: First Premier League manager sacking on the way

Steve1956 wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:44 am
He is due a failure mate,bring it on..the fat arrogant tosser! :lol:
Soooo not that keen on him. :D
by Volvoclaret
Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Frey Bentos pies
Replies: 58
Views: 2039

Re: Frey Bentos pies

Once knew a Fran Bentos. Crispy warm and glutinous describes her perfectly.
by Volvoclaret
Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: First Premier League manager sacking on the way
Replies: 77
Views: 2968

Re: First Premier League manager sacking on the way

Don't sugar coat it Steve, tell us what you really feel about S. A.
by Volvoclaret
Mon Dec 14, 2020 6:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lancashire police in IPTV crackdown...
Replies: 81
Views: 5188

Re: Lancashire police in IPTV crackdown...

Pardon my ignorance but is IPTV some kind of pervy golden shower site?
by Volvoclaret
Mon Dec 14, 2020 6:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pigs in Blankets
Replies: 39
Views: 1483

Re: Pigs in Blankets

bfcmik wrote:
Mon Dec 14, 2020 5:58 pm
I like mine in the modern 'deconstructed' style. Sausage and bacon on a plate with an egg and/or fries on the side :)
Fries on the side....no no no no. Fried bread, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding...yes
by Volvoclaret
Mon Dec 14, 2020 3:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Messageboard freezing?
Replies: 13
Views: 442

Re: Messageboard freezing?

Calling you a fat c**t is not on BC, you're not fat.😉
by Volvoclaret
Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Unusual Christmas present ideas?
Replies: 40
Views: 1156

Re: Unusual Christmas present ideas?

because I wont be seeing Grandkids this xmas I had to come up with something different and as they are animal mad I booked four animal sponsorships
at Knowsley Safari Park. I asked each of them which was their favorite animal and I,ve sponsored a Giraffe, lion, tiger and wolf for them.