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Ladies like hard soap when bathing.

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spadesclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:27 pm
Are you calling me a psycho?

All Birds are.

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Claretforshaw wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 24, 2021 1:39 pm
I used to get about 4 or 5 hours per night, if I was lucky, but since I have had my CPAP machine I get on average 8 hours per night quite often more than that, a real life saver.

Agreed. CPAP machine saved my life after being diagnosed with sleep apnea.

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Where's Wally?

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Worsthorne. Great views of Pendle, lovely walks on to the moors, and you get to man the machine gun towers that keep the Yorksire rabble out.

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Big Zog would have been 25,754 years old today if he hadn't been eaten by a Sabre Tooth Tiger.

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So they ducked out!

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RIP Phil. Sorry didn't read thread properly.

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Surely the Swans could play on that pitch.

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Couldn't give a toss either way.

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Good luck to your Mum Malala.

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Watched 3 series of Vikings but gave up. I took on board some of the historical inaccuracies as artistic license but it got worse and worse and became as accurate as Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Got fed up shouting at TV.

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Agree central heating wonderful. No more roating near the fire or freezing in back of the room. No more breathing soot outside and soot inside if fire 'blew back'. No more newspaper catching fire when being used as a fire drawer. No more scraping faces on of bedroom window INSIDE. No more freezing o...

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Don't forget Biffo, Yogi and Grills. Sp.

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Rowls wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:20 pm
I walked there the other day and missed that. Will have to go again now.

Sorry Rowls, shut down and capped years ago. They hit a underground sea of boiling syrup and the tight Yorksire gits put up the price of rhubarb which was the only thing that could mop it up.

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Burnley market black pud stall, great memories. Eating them straight from the stall, plenty of salt vinegar and mustard mmm. Avoided wiping hands on the tea towel that they had hanging up, it was filthy.

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Rowls is well known for having small wood.

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Bury puds great stuff

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Proper Lancashire black pudding I hope CT. None of that Yorkshire copy stuff.

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But how many goals had they conceded?

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Rowls had a rough childhood, family couldn't afford toilet paper and had to use poo sticks.

I'll get me coat.

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Driving over to Barley and parking across someone's drive.

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Barlick was annexed same time as Kelbrook. All Lancashire now. All praise the red rose.

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So you're a Lancastrian then.

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bodge wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 17, 2021 4:17 pm
Yes grew up in Kelbrook, Yorkshire chekhov.

Surely Kelbrook is Lancashire. It was annexed in the great pudding war of 1608.

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Funnily enough, a bundle of pre 1955 programmes went for about £15 on Bargain Hunt today.
Lockdown makes us watch some sh*te.

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Royal Celtic; Dexters; Mission.....all Nelson & Colne Sat league.

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Stan Tastic wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:01 pm
Oldham away in 1974. a great atmosphere, even though we'd been sold tickets for the Oldham end, presumably by mistake.

Taffy ran riot from the first minute and we ran out 4-1 winners.

Was that the one with Bruce Grobbelar in goal?

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Glitterballs in the stands?

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Wimbledon in the 70s

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Can't see what the problem is, you pay for a product or wait just as you have the choice of free delivery 2-3 days or pay extra for next day delivery.

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Ask him to bring back Tom Hark goal celebration.
Puts on tin hat.

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Gerry Marsden died aged 78.

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Proud of you Tony, teabagging at nearly 70, what a man!

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Not sure money changed hands but good try.

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My turn. It features a young lady called Debbie and its filmed in Dallas.

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ClaretPope wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 23, 2020 10:32 am
No. In the early sixties in the Cricket Field End there were two of us with bells.

One either end.

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Care to re-phrase Elizabeth.

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Elizabeth and Eddie. Hate each other then make up, fall in love and live happily ever after. Barbara Cartland eat your heart out.

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Smelly, hairy, doggy breath, showing his balls and always yapping. Great photo of you Steve.

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McGraw, it's a love story.

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Please accept my most sincere apologies for the crack I made about you a couple of days ago

This apology is nothing to do with me spooting the gun in pic 2

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Strictly next year?

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Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:44 am
He is due a failure mate,bring it on..the fat arrogant tosser!

Soooo not that keen on him.

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Once knew a Fran Bentos. Crispy warm and glutinous describes her perfectly.

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Don't sugar coat it Steve, tell us what you really feel about S. A.

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Pardon my ignorance but is IPTV some kind of pervy golden shower site?

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bfcmik wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 14, 2020 5:58 pm
I like mine in the modern 'deconstructed' style. Sausage and bacon on a plate with an egg and/or fries on the side

Fries on the side....no no no no. Fried bread, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding...yes

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Calling you a fat c**t is not on BC, you're not fat.

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because I wont be seeing Grandkids this xmas I had to come up with something different and as they are animal mad I booked four animal sponsorships
at Knowsley Safari Park. I asked each of them which was their favorite animal and I,ve sponsored a Giraffe, lion, tiger and wolf for them.

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