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by Spaceman
Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche Speaks Out NW tonight
Replies: 76
Views: 11562

Re: Dyche Speaks Out NW tonight

Dixie Normous wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 1:10 am
No problem. Get in touch
Calm down Tommy, must be a while since you've been in the ring. You did have a good right hand though.
by Spaceman
Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Andy Murray will retire after Wimbledon
Replies: 54
Views: 4214

Re: Andy Murray will retire after Wimbledon

theroyaldyche wrote:He hates english

Whys this the saddest news of the year. Prick list
I ******* hate English ***** like you
by Spaceman
Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:56 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: your favourite main meal and pudding
Replies: 37
Views: 3002

Re: your favourite main meal and pudding

Pot noodle and a ****
by Spaceman
Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New food ideas
Replies: 44
Views: 4290

Re: New food ideas

Mind you I cooked some dodgy fish a while back and spent the weekend on the bog. Someone suggested a spoonful of cornflour but it doesn't stop it, just thickens it. Wife was delighted though, she lost a stone
by Spaceman
Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New food ideas
Replies: 44
Views: 4290

Re: New food ideas

Oh and salad 'camprese' as starter, slices of tomato and mozzarella drizzled with olive oil, salt and pepper, couldn't be simpler. Spoil it with some garlic bread. Can't help it
by Spaceman
Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New food ideas
Replies: 44
Views: 4290

Re: New food ideas

Bit of gnocchi quite nice this time of year. Healthy warming. Easy to cook. Try it with Pan frying bit of oil with garlic, pinch of chilli, butter, chuck a few prawns in and some chopped courgette. Glass of rioja and you"re in Spain and the sun. Can't gnoch it
by Spaceman
Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Top Class Sex
Replies: 13
Views: 3614

Re: Top Class Sex

Wonderful stuff, keep it up. Ever try ever fail, no matter, try again, fail better.
Posh birds are sexy though.
by Spaceman
Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: James McLean
Replies: 116
Views: 13706

Re: James McLean

[quote="ClaretShaun"]Not in a million years would Sean ever bring anything like that into his group. Literally never. If he did ever pull on our Claret though then he would be abused by us for every minute he played....and rightly so.[/quote Yawn. The usual right wing ********. As an army vet having...
by Spaceman
Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 3 Premier League games on Sky One Today
Replies: 6
Views: 1306

Re: 3 Premier League games on Sky One Today

Gotta watch arsenal just to see sokratis. What a defender. Love the beast . Wish he played for us
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
Replies: 163
Views: 11644

Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?

If the dog puked on your carpet it would be better art than your crap
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
Replies: 163
Views: 11644

Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?

Did you really ? Clitheroe grammar wasn't it ? Well hard . Sunderland poly then a failed career and a bedsit. The man who dreams of greatness . Just a dream thought isn't it you melt. Now go and clean your bedsit.
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:11 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
Replies: 163
Views: 11644

Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?

Sure . You removed it because it showed you as a sad old git whining about vitamin bottle labels from your manky room. Best bit was your outrage that the shop did not pay you money . Your xenophobic rants are understandable in light of your crap life and anger at your own failings . You project on t...
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
Replies: 163
Views: 11644

Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?

Yeah you removed it cos it shows what a prick you are . Now do one I won't reply to a sad git like you. Loved your crappy bedsit by the way . I might pop in your art forums and chat on there .
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 24, 2018 1:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
Replies: 163
Views: 11644

Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?

And you melt, pstotto, ordinance survey was done by William Roy from Scotland. Now please go back to complaining about not feeling well
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 24, 2018 1:25 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
Replies: 163
Views: 11644

Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?

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Pstotto and the day he bored the arse off himself

It’s comedy gold .

I can’t take you seriously. Sort your own life out before you start telling others how the country should be run.
Melt
by Spaceman
Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
Replies: 163
Views: 11644

Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?

No Joke. No deal. We have to fight for this independence and a full restoration of English values and English MOJO, to set us right for the next hundred years. Oh yeah, and English sense of humour and no more culture wars from Adidas trying to create mayhem in London via youtube. Ffs it’s the UK no...
by Spaceman
Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Leonard Cohen......
Replies: 49
Views: 4993

Re: Leonard Cohen......

[quote="Leisure"]Dance Me To The End Of Love Beautiful words , originally written in tribute to the holocaust camps Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin Dance me through the panic 'til I'm gathered safely in Lift me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove Dance me to the end of love Da...
by Spaceman
Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wimpy Burger Bar .... Burnley
Replies: 47
Views: 6498

Re: Wimpy Burger Bar .... Burnley

I was so used to getting a chip butty in wimpys that I thought it was a menu item. When I asked for one in that London I was laughed out of the shop.
Broadswords was for denim clad rockers wasn't it? Status Quo and all that.
by Spaceman
Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Self Sufficiency
Replies: 38
Views: 4824

Re: Self Sufficiency

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by Spaceman
Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Self Sufficiency
Replies: 38
Views: 4824

Re: Self Sufficiency

Reminds me of that good life episode where Felicity Kendall’s boob puts in an appearance . Got me interested in gardening
by Spaceman
Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: best way of asking a woman out on a date
Replies: 72
Views: 7061

Re: best way of asking a woman out on a date

claretnproud wrote:she dresses well. High heels and job lot. very fit and trim. I will need to be at my very best to crack this one. Hope so as living the single life starting to get boring now.
Single life boring ? I take it you have never holidayed in Thailand then ?
by Spaceman
Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: best way of asking a woman out on a date
Replies: 72
Views: 7061

Re: best way of asking a woman out on a date

RocketLawnChair wrote:If shes mid forties and from Burnley the Rockets probably been there.. Ask her if shes ever been banged in the back of Vauxhall Astra on a B plate in the early 90s if she says yes stay well clear...
My man ! High five
by Spaceman
Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: best way of asking a woman out on a date
Replies: 72
Views: 7061

Re: best way of asking a woman out on a date

well I am liking this approach so far south west claret. Unfortunately though where does finding out about her begin to look like stalking? I am favouring a few accidental meetings including parking near her car and taking half an hour to scrape ice off my windscreen. That may look strange though n...
by Spaceman
Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: best way of asking a woman out on a date
Replies: 72
Views: 7061

Re: best way of asking a woman out on a date

ask her for a dance and if she says no then ask in that case can I have a **** in your handbag ?
by Spaceman
Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: best way of asking a woman out on a date
Replies: 72
Views: 7061

Re: best way of asking a woman out on a date

Mate . Beautiful women say that they are hardly ever approached by men. Getting them is not hard but keeping them is . High maintenance girls take their toll on you. Take your time . Find out about her . Ask about . Go to places she goes. Don't rush . Check that you have what she wants . Girls say t...
by Spaceman
Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Book recommendations
Replies: 50
Views: 4673

Re: Book recommendations

Shore claret wrote:Anyone got any book recommendations? normally read sci fi but open to anything apart from autobiographies.
by Spaceman
Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cats **** in front garden
Replies: 35
Views: 3850

Re: Cats **** in front garden

A Cat rarely ****'s in its own back yard. Personally I love cats but I hate the fact they use my front and back garden as the local public Cat Litter tray. Do what I did and invest in a high power water pistol ... Now you have to know it doesn't hurt the cat and hey as we all know 99% of Cats hate ...
by Spaceman
Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New series of TOP GEAR...
Replies: 37
Views: 3684

Re: New series of TOP GEAR...

I've not watched it for years . Guy Martin would bring me back . Or a special on Toyota corollas.
by Spaceman
Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
Replies: 163
Views: 11644

Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?

'Blaming the other?' If I'm mad, you're a clown. Actually I have worked as a clown so well done. I think though that reading all the anger on here coming from brexit has a pattern. A sense of losing control or rather wanting control back . Of imagined refugee hordes. Of closed borders. Of European ...
by Spaceman
Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
Replies: 163
Views: 11644

Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?

No, I'm a blue sky thinker. Meanwhile what is mad, is the prat music on MOTD2 linking yesterday's highlights together. Talk about de-balls-ing football and attempting to do it to every watcher in the process. That's the EU at war with us on our own media. It is called Association football but not t...
by Spaceman
Sun Oct 21, 2018 4:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anybody back the Brexit bark up today?
Replies: 11
Views: 2178

Re: Anybody back the Brexit bark up today?

******** to brexit.
by Spaceman
Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mancy City versus Mighty Clarets
Replies: 261
Views: 15347

Re: Re: Mancy City versus Mighty Clarets

I'm not at a bothered by this defeat. City are billions of pounds worth of talent . They would probably win the world cup. We were not so bad . Shrug it off . Have a pot noodle and a ****.
by Spaceman
Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Replies: 322
Views: 19749

Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.

Queens regs.... Occasions on which the wearing of uniform is forbidden J5.368 (e) "On occasions when the Army’s reputation or political impartiality might be brought into question e.g. Political protests, rallies, marches or demonstrations of any kind where a political, social or interest group agen...
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Replies: 322
Views: 19749

Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.

Imploding Turtle wrote:Move onto coco pops. If fact if you don't then it means you're racist.
Christ you are right . I hate it when the milk turns brown.
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Devon clarets
Replies: 92
Views: 12827

Re: Devon clarets

I've just moved to Bristol from tavistock . Still south west though. We should sort a meet up somewhere
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Replies: 322
Views: 19749

Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.

It's a disgrace I've run out of rice Krispies .
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Katie Price arrested for drink driving
Replies: 33
Views: 4059

Re: Katie Price arrested for drink driving

A you gentlemen saying you would not ! I know all of you would . Most of us guys would screw a hole in a desktop if it looks up for it .
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Replies: 322
Views: 19749

Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.

They may be hypocrites, but they hold all the power. Culture, media, entire institutions from Universities to police forces. They make the rules as they play by them. I don't know how the UK fell so hard into this leftism that almost all institutions in this country are bound by its ideology. It le...
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Replies: 322
Views: 19749

Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.

How many ex squaddies on here ? You would generally find us to be not into edl ******** . I never met one ukip/edl type while I was in the mob. Met plenty Jamaicans and Sikhs and fair few muslim lads . The army didn't care what colour your skin was or where you were from. I'm sure those young lads w...
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Replies: 322
Views: 19749

Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.

Lancasterclaret wrote:Come of it Pog, he's only standing with them cos they have red berets on.
Sorry my bad . Thought you meant the Tommy pic
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Replies: 322
Views: 19749

Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.

Lancasterclaret wrote:Come of it Pog, he's only standing with them cos they have red berets on.
Red berets lol. They are crow berets . Recruits . Not real soldiers yet. Hardly any will pass out
Let's not judge soldiers by these boys.
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 10, 2018 10:26 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Replies: 322
Views: 19749

Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.

SmudgetheClaret wrote:I’m interested in what people think their punishment should be ?
Someone will shout at them and make them do a few press ups.
by Spaceman
Wed Oct 10, 2018 10:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Replies: 322
Views: 19749

Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.

I was at a war grave ceremony recently and loads of the first world war dead were Muslim. They all lie together. The Army is meant to represent us all. These kids are just crows. Not sure they knew what they were getting into. Pretty sure someone will be getting an arse kicking at cadet night on Thu...
by Spaceman
Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche in or out
Replies: 325
Views: 25616

Re: Dyche in or out

In Mainly because I live in the real world, not football manager. We've a good side, a good squad, certainly enough to stay up. I'm not sure that any other manager can come in and do the job that SD does for us. If you want to have this sort of discussion, two things are required 1) End of the seas...
by Spaceman
Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Absolutely disgraceful
Replies: 166
Views: 17744

Re: Absolutely disgraceful

Cleveleys_claret wrote:For manager you mean?
No, to get a grip in midfield, dominate and scrap
by Spaceman
Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Absolutely disgraceful
Replies: 166
Views: 17744

Re: Absolutely disgraceful

I go on other boards and defend Burnley when other fans say similar things, how can we draw with THEM ? We must be **** to lose to THEM. Etc etc all the same. It’s no good thinking that we are entitled to win or play nice . Hudders deseevd a point , fair play to them . Watford thump us, we thump Bou...
by Spaceman
Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
Replies: 355
Views: 18636

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled

HiroshimaClaret wrote:This tripe has been put on the table since mid/late last season. It`s dinosaur stuff.
But we are safe and winning and drawing when crap. Seriously I'm aiming for 16th place and will be well happy with that . Defour and Brady on way back. Pick up a Joey Barton type in Jan and we'll be right
by Spaceman
Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
Replies: 355
Views: 18636

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled

Or it's just a bad phase ? Watford fans scratching their heads too.
by Spaceman
Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
Replies: 355
Views: 18636

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled

Yea another point to safety . And three coming up at city . Off for a pint now . There more to life than footie. Perspective needed
by Spaceman
Sat Oct 06, 2018 4:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
Replies: 355
Views: 18636

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled

ElectroClaret wrote:You just said we'd win! :x :) Hope you're right.
Trying to be positive . I'd settle for a point but got money on 2-1