Calm down Tommy, must be a while since you've been in the ring. You did have a good right hand though.
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- Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:57 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dyche Speaks Out NW tonight
- Replies: 76
- Views: 11671
Re: Dyche Speaks Out NW tonight
- Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:52 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Andy Murray will retire after Wimbledon
- Replies: 54
- Views: 4256
Re: Andy Murray will retire after Wimbledon
I ******* hate English ***** like youtheroyaldyche wrote:He hates english
Whys this the saddest news of the year. Prick list
- Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:56 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: your favourite main meal and pudding
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3014
Re: your favourite main meal and pudding
Pot noodle and a ****
- Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:44 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New food ideas
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4351
Re: New food ideas
Mind you I cooked some dodgy fish a while back and spent the weekend on the bog. Someone suggested a spoonful of cornflour but it doesn't stop it, just thickens it. Wife was delighted though, she lost a stone
- Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:32 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New food ideas
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4351
Re: New food ideas
Oh and salad 'camprese' as starter, slices of tomato and mozzarella drizzled with olive oil, salt and pepper, couldn't be simpler. Spoil it with some garlic bread. Can't help it
- Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New food ideas
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4351
Re: New food ideas
Bit of gnocchi quite nice this time of year. Healthy warming. Easy to cook. Try it with Pan frying bit of oil with garlic, pinch of chilli, butter, chuck a few prawns in and some chopped courgette. Glass of rioja and you"re in Spain and the sun. Can't gnoch it
- Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:44 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Top Class Sex
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3618
Re: Top Class Sex
Wonderful stuff, keep it up. Ever try ever fail, no matter, try again, fail better.
Posh birds are sexy though.
Posh birds are sexy though.
- Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:54 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: James McLean
- Replies: 116
- Views: 13827
Re: James McLean
[quote="ClaretShaun"]Not in a million years would Sean ever bring anything like that into his group. Literally never. If he did ever pull on our Claret though then he would be abused by us for every minute he played....and rightly so.[/quote Yawn. The usual right wing ********. As an army vet having...
- Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:56 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 3 Premier League games on Sky One Today
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1309
Re: 3 Premier League games on Sky One Today
Gotta watch arsenal just to see sokratis. What a defender. Love the beast . Wish he played for us
- Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
- Replies: 163
- Views: 11761
Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
If the dog puked on your carpet it would be better art than your crap
- Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:13 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
- Replies: 163
- Views: 11761
Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
Did you really ? Clitheroe grammar wasn't it ? Well hard . Sunderland poly then a failed career and a bedsit. The man who dreams of greatness . Just a dream thought isn't it you melt. Now go and clean your bedsit.
- Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:11 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
- Replies: 163
- Views: 11761
Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
Sure . You removed it because it showed you as a sad old git whining about vitamin bottle labels from your manky room. Best bit was your outrage that the shop did not pay you money . Your xenophobic rants are understandable in light of your crap life and anger at your own failings . You project on t...
- Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:41 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
- Replies: 163
- Views: 11761
Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
Yeah you removed it cos it shows what a prick you are . Now do one I won't reply to a sad git like you. Loved your crappy bedsit by the way . I might pop in your art forums and chat on there .
- Wed Oct 24, 2018 1:42 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
- Replies: 163
- Views: 11761
Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
And you melt, pstotto, ordinance survey was done by William Roy from Scotland. Now please go back to complaining about not feeling well
- Wed Oct 24, 2018 1:25 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
- Replies: 163
- Views: 11761
Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
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Pstotto and the day he bored the arse off himself
It’s comedy gold .
I can’t take you seriously. Sort your own life out before you start telling others how the country should be run.
Melt
Pstotto and the day he bored the arse off himself
It’s comedy gold .
I can’t take you seriously. Sort your own life out before you start telling others how the country should be run.
Melt
- Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:51 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
- Replies: 163
- Views: 11761
Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
No Joke. No deal. We have to fight for this independence and a full restoration of English values and English MOJO, to set us right for the next hundred years. Oh yeah, and English sense of humour and no more culture wars from Adidas trying to create mayhem in London via youtube. Ffs it’s the UK no...
- Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Leonard Cohen......
- Replies: 49
- Views: 5020
Re: Leonard Cohen......
[quote="Leisure"]Dance Me To The End Of Love Beautiful words , originally written in tribute to the holocaust camps Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin Dance me through the panic 'til I'm gathered safely in Lift me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove Dance me to the end of love Da...
- Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:32 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Wimpy Burger Bar .... Burnley
- Replies: 47
- Views: 6528
Re: Wimpy Burger Bar .... Burnley
I was so used to getting a chip butty in wimpys that I thought it was a menu item. When I asked for one in that London I was laughed out of the shop.
Broadswords was for denim clad rockers wasn't it? Status Quo and all that.
Broadswords was for denim clad rockers wasn't it? Status Quo and all that.
- Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Self Sufficiency
- Replies: 38
- Views: 4903
Re: Self Sufficiency
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- Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:48 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Self Sufficiency
- Replies: 38
- Views: 4903
Re: Self Sufficiency
Reminds me of that good life episode where Felicity Kendall’s boob puts in an appearance . Got me interested in gardening
- Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:42 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: best way of asking a woman out on a date
- Replies: 72
- Views: 7104
Re: best way of asking a woman out on a date
Single life boring ? I take it you have never holidayed in Thailand then ?claretnproud wrote:she dresses well. High heels and job lot. very fit and trim. I will need to be at my very best to crack this one. Hope so as living the single life starting to get boring now.
- Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:31 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: best way of asking a woman out on a date
- Replies: 72
- Views: 7104
Re: best way of asking a woman out on a date
My man ! High fiveRocketLawnChair wrote:If shes mid forties and from Burnley the Rockets probably been there.. Ask her if shes ever been banged in the back of Vauxhall Astra on a B plate in the early 90s if she says yes stay well clear...
- Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:30 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: best way of asking a woman out on a date
- Replies: 72
- Views: 7104
Re: best way of asking a woman out on a date
well I am liking this approach so far south west claret. Unfortunately though where does finding out about her begin to look like stalking? I am favouring a few accidental meetings including parking near her car and taking half an hour to scrape ice off my windscreen. That may look strange though n...
- Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:07 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: best way of asking a woman out on a date
- Replies: 72
- Views: 7104
Re: best way of asking a woman out on a date
ask her for a dance and if she says no then ask in that case can I have a **** in your handbag ?
- Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:08 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: best way of asking a woman out on a date
- Replies: 72
- Views: 7104
Re: best way of asking a woman out on a date
Mate . Beautiful women say that they are hardly ever approached by men. Getting them is not hard but keeping them is . High maintenance girls take their toll on you. Take your time . Find out about her . Ask about . Go to places she goes. Don't rush . Check that you have what she wants . Girls say t...
- Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:30 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Book recommendations
- Replies: 50
- Views: 4696
Re: Book recommendations
Shore claret wrote:Anyone got any book recommendations? normally read sci fi but open to anything apart from autobiographies.
- Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:09 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Cats **** in front garden
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3858
Re: Cats **** in front garden
A Cat rarely ****'s in its own back yard. Personally I love cats but I hate the fact they use my front and back garden as the local public Cat Litter tray. Do what I did and invest in a high power water pistol ... Now you have to know it doesn't hurt the cat and hey as we all know 99% of Cats hate ...
- Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:07 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New series of TOP GEAR...
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3693
Re: New series of TOP GEAR...
I've not watched it for years . Guy Martin would bring me back . Or a special on Toyota corollas.
- Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:05 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
- Replies: 163
- Views: 11761
Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
'Blaming the other?' If I'm mad, you're a clown. Actually I have worked as a clown so well done. I think though that reading all the anger on here coming from brexit has a pattern. A sense of losing control or rather wanting control back . Of imagined refugee hordes. Of closed borders. Of European ...
- Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
- Replies: 163
- Views: 11761
Re: Can we have another discussion of Brexit?
No, I'm a blue sky thinker. Meanwhile what is mad, is the prat music on MOTD2 linking yesterday's highlights together. Talk about de-balls-ing football and attempting to do it to every watcher in the process. That's the EU at war with us on our own media. It is called Association football but not t...
- Sun Oct 21, 2018 4:50 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Anybody back the Brexit bark up today?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2181
Re: Anybody back the Brexit bark up today?
******** to brexit.
- Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Mancy City versus Mighty Clarets
- Replies: 261
- Views: 15543
Re: Re: Mancy City versus Mighty Clarets
I'm not at a bothered by this defeat. City are billions of pounds worth of talent . They would probably win the world cup. We were not so bad . Shrug it off . Have a pot noodle and a ****.
- Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
- Replies: 322
- Views: 19880
Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Queens regs.... Occasions on which the wearing of uniform is forbidden J5.368 (e) "On occasions when the Army’s reputation or political impartiality might be brought into question e.g. Political protests, rallies, marches or demonstrations of any kind where a political, social or interest group agen...
- Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:44 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
- Replies: 322
- Views: 19880
Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Christ you are right . I hate it when the milk turns brown.Imploding Turtle wrote:Move onto coco pops. If fact if you don't then it means you're racist.
- Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:42 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Devon clarets
- Replies: 92
- Views: 12888
Re: Devon clarets
I've just moved to Bristol from tavistock . Still south west though. We should sort a meet up somewhere
- Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:39 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
- Replies: 322
- Views: 19880
Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
It's a disgrace I've run out of rice Krispies .
- Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:34 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Katie Price arrested for drink driving
- Replies: 33
- Views: 4071
Re: Katie Price arrested for drink driving
A you gentlemen saying you would not ! I know all of you would . Most of us guys would screw a hole in a desktop if it looks up for it .
- Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:25 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
- Replies: 322
- Views: 19880
Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
They may be hypocrites, but they hold all the power. Culture, media, entire institutions from Universities to police forces. They make the rules as they play by them. I don't know how the UK fell so hard into this leftism that almost all institutions in this country are bound by its ideology. It le...
- Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:18 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
- Replies: 322
- Views: 19880
Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
How many ex squaddies on here ? You would generally find us to be not into edl ******** . I never met one ukip/edl type while I was in the mob. Met plenty Jamaicans and Sikhs and fair few muslim lads . The army didn't care what colour your skin was or where you were from. I'm sure those young lads w...
- Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:56 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
- Replies: 322
- Views: 19880
Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Sorry my bad . Thought you meant the Tommy picLancasterclaret wrote:Come of it Pog, he's only standing with them cos they have red berets on.
- Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
- Replies: 322
- Views: 19880
Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Red berets lol. They are crow berets . Recruits . Not real soldiers yet. Hardly any will pass outLancasterclaret wrote:Come of it Pog, he's only standing with them cos they have red berets on.
Let's not judge soldiers by these boys.
- Wed Oct 10, 2018 10:26 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
- Replies: 322
- Views: 19880
Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
Someone will shout at them and make them do a few press ups.SmudgetheClaret wrote:I’m interested in what people think their punishment should be ?
- Wed Oct 10, 2018 10:20 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
- Replies: 322
- Views: 19880
Re: Young soldiers pose with Tommy Robinson.
I was at a war grave ceremony recently and loads of the first world war dead were Muslim. They all lie together. The Army is meant to represent us all. These kids are just crows. Not sure they knew what they were getting into. Pretty sure someone will be getting an arse kicking at cadet night on Thu...
- Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:14 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dyche in or out
- Replies: 325
- Views: 25971
Re: Dyche in or out
In Mainly because I live in the real world, not football manager. We've a good side, a good squad, certainly enough to stay up. I'm not sure that any other manager can come in and do the job that SD does for us. If you want to have this sort of discussion, two things are required 1) End of the seas...
- Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:49 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Absolutely disgraceful
- Replies: 166
- Views: 17863
Re: Absolutely disgraceful
No, to get a grip in midfield, dominate and scrapCleveleys_claret wrote:For manager you mean?
- Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:46 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Absolutely disgraceful
- Replies: 166
- Views: 17863
Re: Absolutely disgraceful
I go on other boards and defend Burnley when other fans say similar things, how can we draw with THEM ? We must be **** to lose to THEM. Etc etc all the same. It’s no good thinking that we are entitled to win or play nice . Hudders deseevd a point , fair play to them . Watford thump us, we thump Bou...
- Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:12 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
- Replies: 355
- Views: 18977
Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
But we are safe and winning and drawing when crap. Seriously I'm aiming for 16th place and will be well happy with that . Defour and Brady on way back. Pick up a Joey Barton type in Jan and we'll be rightHiroshimaClaret wrote:This tripe has been put on the table since mid/late last season. It`s dinosaur stuff.
- Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:07 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
- Replies: 355
- Views: 18977
Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
Or it's just a bad phase ? Watford fans scratching their heads too.
- Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
- Replies: 355
- Views: 18977
Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
Yea another point to safety . And three coming up at city . Off for a pint now . There more to life than footie. Perspective needed
- Sat Oct 06, 2018 4:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
- Replies: 355
- Views: 18977
Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
Trying to be positive . I'd settle for a point but got money on 2-1ElectroClaret wrote:You just said we'd win! Hope you're right.