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JBG is a decent championship player at best. Out of his depth in the Premier League Correct ! I’ve always liked JBG as he’s a real trier but often woefully out of his depth against the better sides .That said he was a bargain buy and never highly rated so unfair for him to be classed as “ overrated...

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Incredible one of the most thrilling sports events I’ve ever witnessed , Stokes quite simply heroic performance

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Quite an achievement to have bigger balls than the tennis legend . Saw the girl who beat her in an interview last night she was cool as beans

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Devils_Advocate wrote:It was a genuine crash on one of busiest roundabouts in Leeds but my mate milked it for all he could as im sure many others did

Don’t blame him I think most would

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I fail to see the slavish like attention the seemingly perma injured Belgian gets. I can only remember 1 goal against a beaten knackered accy Stanley and a cracking free kick vs Man Utd. I think he managed half a season that year . No doubting his class but the idea of him coming back as some world ...

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My best mate used one to make a compensation claim after a bus he was on crashed. I thought they would only be one party making any money and it would't be my mate but they were actually really good. Obviously they took a cut of the payout but it was fair and my mate got a nice sum with no hidden c...

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I think he might. I also think it's almost certain that this leak was intended to get someone like Farage into that role, and that it's only a matter of time before Trump, or Farage associate start touting him for the job. You seem to want to portray this as some lizard-people type conspiracy theor...

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How the hell have you managed to bring Brexit into this? If anything it’s to create a vacancy for Farage to fill. What a sick world we live in. Do your seriously believe if Boris is PM he’l have Farage as his US ambassador ?? It’s utterly preposterous and this side of any hysterical student/con the...

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Hart ( who is very very sound with his feet) in fact I don’t think he put a “foot”wrong as keeper for us ? was moved aside for the less effective ( imo) Bravo . Though a top top keeper himself he was caught out a few times being over fancy with his feet . Tom has the best balance of “ decent” feet a...

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Jesus wept, I’ve just read back a few on here and it’s lije something of the David Icke forum

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Tricky Trevor wrote:Arsewipe Farage doing quite well out of brexit.
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I know Boris’s maths was about 75-100 million out on “ the bus” but £0.91 a day per person over 3 ish years is well over 60 billion ? Who did the maths in this Dianne Abbot?

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Exactly. I am sure his kicking will improve as well but as long as he did what he did when we finished 7th I.E making great saves and commanding his area I aint really that assed about his kicking. Likewise , though footwork is becoming an absolute prerequisite in the modern game and pretty much al...

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Anything that keeps Murray’s mum away from Wimbledon should be applauded Imo

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Must be a porn star with a name like that ?

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10m about right for TH who will be 34 by the end of the season . They’ll offer him a decent 2/3yr contract to likely close his career out . That said he’s a top draw keeper and I believe the best in England. I’d like him to stay for another year but he’l know if he loses the no 1 spot to Pope for an...

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He’s a decent back up and cheap too. Not played for Holland for years though and didn’t Stoke loan him out last season ? Experienced Prem player though and anyone whose played for Dutch national team must have somat about them

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North bay is about a mile away from the harbour walking on the front

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I'll help you out. A white bloke is/was more marketable to Europe when Rome decided Christianity was going to be the religion of choice for their Empire. I'll help you out. A white bloke is/was more marketable to Europe when Rome decided Christianity was going to be the religion of choice for their...

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Cool, so that explains why Hollywood uses the white guys. What about the church? I don’t feel this is the time for a discussion on the ecclesiastical influences of the early Byzantine period when anyone bothered to attempt to draw the small time preacher 100’s of years after he mooched around the m...

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People going on about the portrayal of Jesus as a “white guy” with the virtual complete lack of worthwhile evidence one could only presume he was of Mediterranean appearance and as a Jew was lightly “ featured “ which I’d have thought was roughly the look Hollywood has usually given him ? Bearing in...

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I can see Tommeh getting a few yrs for this blatant and quite stupefying contempt of court the bellend . He’l get an extra yr for being Tommeh but he must have seen this coming .

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He was an excellent journalist and an often outspoken voice on corruption in the sport . A true old school character and true racing man. The luvvies took a dislike to him as shock horror he had a nickname for his mrs...

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Why would anyone over the age of 8 be remotely interested in this ?? Using black characters gives dream like extended publicity and virtually guarantees a huge hit . I imagine the “ black $” is a good market and add to that that 99.99999999% of people would not be put off seeing such a film because ...

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Surely 3 sets is enough ?though you can’t question the ability of the top 50 women. Though most people wouldn’t cross the road to watch women’s tennis,Grand Slams aside ( where tbf people would watch 2 baboons play if it was on centre court) Women tennis players are unbelievably lucky to get equal p...

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Be funny if he banged in 10 next season .SD only ever really gave him cameos.He’d be experienced back up nothing more .

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Sounds like something culled from twitter/FB and assorted click bait

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Quickenthetempo wrote:They only kept them open for them machines.

Running shops costs money and most people bet online anyhow.

Correct

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It must be remembered though that most Americans still think “ f*** your queen” is some sort of knife through the heart insult . They still see the brits as red buses/red phone box/black cab tea drinkers who speak either the queens English or mockney cockney.

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Sitting in any home end ( as an away fan) is asking fur slap in all fairness. You can’t complain if it happens anyway .I guess any of the corporate clubs ( big 6) you’d be pretty safe bearing in mind when I went home end at Man City I was surrounded by Japanese tourists who jabbered away constantly

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Thought it was Blackburn market

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Uber handbags , even the chair was made of wicker , it’s just a puff piece about the masses of footballers who went out to the do and low and behold some scrubbers start screaming .

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MM gave them best season for yrs still a v good manager imo . No surprise they’ve changed him for some “ martini mcneliinhio “ exotic named coach . Though Keane must be the most toxic individual to have ever graced the game , horrible individual

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As a stand alone event /sport it’s ok . But it’s unfair to compare it to the men’s game ,apart from the core rules they’re very different animals . The pundits have been truly awful though imo , the ramping up of very little into to frenzied exicitable “ debate “ is grinding somewhat . It’s ultimate...

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Halve your underwear costs by simply turning them inside out,saving on both electricity and and a healthy 100% on the shreddies themselves !

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Either someone with money to burn and very brave or a simple tinpot fantasist . Virtually impossible for a “ matchday” boozer to turn a decent profit now most locals are no longer used/long since shut down .

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To paraphrase George from Blackadder "it's about time Boris got the job and gave the EU a taste of our British Sp**k"

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Reggie used to have a couple of bottles of red with lunch play tennis in the afternoon , roger Anna Ford ,then cool as beans read the evening news . A true man of the 70’s

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GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Will you cry into your pillow?

Brighton fans have been biting pillows for years

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Yeah cos the current shower are doing such a great job of running the country. However bad Corbyn might be he'd have to go some to be worse than this lot. Ironically Brexit aside ( a poison chalice for any party) the Tory govt have managed a strong economy , low interest rates low inflation high em...

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You are shocked that the BBC have an agenda? :? The BBC have, for quite a while, been stoking fires, although never quite as brazen as they have recently become. I appreciate they’re liberal and left leaning ( though they try hard for parity with new coverage etc) Though the Tory debate ( the one w...

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There really are only 2 wider options for Tories Hunt would guarantee the wilderness years for the Tories and the horror that JC might get in a GE. Boris while not everyone’s cup of tea might make a huge horses arse of it though likewise he just might transform the Tories and destroy Corbyn in a GE ...

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It could be said if a woman chooses to act like a man then she’s liable to be treated as such in all fairness .Though on this occasion I defer to Debretts “ how to remove a troublesome lady from a party” “Be firm but gentle and slip an arm round her waist and remove said lady from the fracas . Guide...

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A simple thing but many yrs ago I’d been badly wounded with blast injuries and hadn’t seen my daughter ( around 4/5) for a few months .We went to Healy Dell , one of those quiet mid week days , warm spring sunshine, her on my shoulders innocently chattering away as we strolled .I couldn’t hear prope...

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Thing is Chester, if we became a member of the top-six set, finance or lack of, ceases to be a problem. We can provide the cricket club with a shiny new home across the way at Towneley and fund them as necessary. Often considered this , surely a cricket pitch with a clubhouse and some nets/changing...

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They might as well just go the whole hog and get Keith Lemon on board . Paddy ,Freddy et al do have a reasonable harmless blokey fun about them and it was better than the post “CMH” years, and possibly the later bloated CHM yrs as well

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You're not suggesting that having a suspicion that the US are fabricating evidence to start a war, after their long, proven history of fabricating evidence to start wars, is on the same level as things like Roswell and 9/11 Trutherism, are you? Not quite tbf That said Iran is a very different anima...

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Didn’t plan to watch it but saw the repeat last night. It wasn’t as bad as I expected and I like Freddie. It was all very planned / staged and i’m not sure why they still persist with this Clarkson themed Oliver Hardy “look at this fine mess” nonsense - it wasn’t that funny 15 years ago and it look...

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ElectroClaret wrote:Breaking headline news on the BBC......
Iran says its to quadruple it's Uranium enrichment programme.

So put the tin foil up against the windows....

If there’s any left after the amount of hats that have been made already in this thread ...

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I keep hearing “ what if a far right comedian “ is there really such a thing ? Humour can be as dark and disgusting as you like but publically joking about inflicting severe violence on very visible polititians is asking for trouble .Couldnt she just have suggested people throw a bucket of **** on h...

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Could be very good business as we make good money with Gibson ready to step in . It would have to be very good money though

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