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Maybe fans are voting with their feet because of all the half arsed cup performances we've had over the last few years? Or maybe after 2 huge wins in a matter of days most fans felt an “ after the Lord Mayors show “ vibe and just didn’t really fancy a 4th round tie against the worst team/unattracti...

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ClaretAndJew wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:49 pm
Pubs are **** anyway. £3 for warm **** and stand around with people you don't want to be with.

The world has changed. We all hate each other now.

“Warm beer” ? When was the last time you were in a pub 1963?

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With SD saying JBG will play a part this frees up another “ regular” 1st XI player . Most of the above teams seem about right and I seriously think we’ll have too much for Norwich’s enthusiastic yet powder puff style

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Not me. I still think there's two things you can do to stay managing this club; win or play attractive football. Do enough of the former and the latter will be irrelevant. He will, I'm pretty sure, do enough this year to stay in place. Interesting viewpoint but “ attractive football” never ever sav...

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Prepare for constant groaning,grumbling ,wincing and sighing....and a lot of moaning at what goes on on the pitch. Though apart from the smell of formalahyde and the occasional emergency emptying of colostomy bags the view is very good .

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Captures the atmosphere very well but wants to bin that screaming bird ffs

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When the cricket field stand is rebuilt we have to lump all our fans in there and design the roof so it keeps the noise in,would be lovely to have a Kop like end at the Turf. Yes that’s exactly what’s needed at least one of the tiers holding 4-6k to hold all the “ singers” as were still genuinely a...

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Maguire looks like a dead tramp !

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Incredible support last night, not heard that much noise since Preston promotion game . Sadly shows up the CFS for what an embarrassment that’s become . OT must have been the quietest I’ve ever known a ground, though that’s tourist attractions for ya !

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10 alround for me,absolute lions

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Now he was a real star , quite possibly one of the funniest people who ever lived

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Anything near ground /Lowry is a nightmare getting away , that’s the ballache with tourist destinations

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To read this thread anyone would thing we had some world class goal scoring superman coming back not an injury prone ( though pretty decent ) bit part player . Though I like JBG as we’re just about our “ bargain basement best” with him fit ,I also feel J Rod will work off him too ,let’s hope he stay...

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Good shout on money heist but they really should have wrapped this in 2nd or 3rd series ,talk about dragging it out

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While pace isn’t the “be all and end all” of a perm team it’s vital to have some pace within the team to maximise and create more chances . With a strong driving ( or very skillfull) CM you can get away with it but a team as slow as ours will always struggle when we only have McNeil offering creativ...

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Pope 8 inc 2 for pen save ,dropped a few today Bardsley 7 Solid enough and tidy 1st half Tarks 7 not his best game often outpaced but kept his head Mee 5 must be time for Gibson Taylor 8 good all round game and worked well with Dwight Hendrick 8 Lively and even beat a man played well Westwood 8 inc ...

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Perhaps the players were so crap that a few of the crowd threw a bit of banter around ? With a paying crowd of say 100 people I’d imagine the shouts could be clearly heard . Women’s football is such a horrendous spectacle, if they choose to play the game they need to be able to handle a bit of stick...

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CleggHall wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:57 pm
Extra bacon, eggs and black pudding for Dave Thomas!
He sure likes his breakfasts.
Get Bernard Matthews on the case.

Bernard sends his regards ( from the grave ) as he’s been dead for 10 yrs !

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Always thought anyone over 15mins late in the Bob Lord was presumed dead ?

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Pretty standard behaviour in Blackburn tbf . Looks like some old prossie . Bearing in mind the cameraman mentions he’s reported “assaults,robberies ,vandalism ,fly tipping “ some crackhead taking a dump just about puts the cherry on the top for the full “ a day in the life of a Blackburn resident “ ...

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Burnley1989 wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:40 pm
I’m just watching an episode now of the fella that killed his mrs, it sounds sick but it’s great tv.

Horrible to see the sort of things humans do

That’s why the toilets are pixelated out

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there's just something about leicester fans, they really love all that corporate free hand out stuff. every time i see them at home, there's always some gimmicky tat left on or under the seats for them to play with. Its like a kids party. very odd. Summed up very well , they are the personification...

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Leics are the Kings of happy clapping plastic though ,they had scarves or flags on seats last week for cup semi and when we played away this season they had scarves on all seats in a sea of robotic plastic ( though think it was helicopter crash anniversary ) The biggest faux pas was Man Utd in a cha...

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I cant get the image of Madonna sat on the bog trying to depart with a huge log out of my head now,I can almost see her face grimacing Perhaps they’ll bring out a “ celebrity bumhole” airfreshner range? where you can impress friends and family by secretly spraying the bathroom with the erm “ after ...

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Gwyneth is probs one of those women that doesn’t even poo, unlike say Madonna who famously requested a fully private toilet facility in her Glastonbury rider due to previously dropping a huge log and clogging the backstage bogs at a concert venue .Though for someone who openly admits to drinking the...

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Rather unsurprisingly Gwyneths snatch aroma is not “ eau du fishmarket” but pretty much like your regular scrubber ... “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.” I often thought the same at 4am lapping away drunkenly on some tarts snatch after 14...

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God I hope she doesn’t follow Gwyneth into the candle business ...

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48 points up fir grabs yet and the likes of Newcastle Everton and Palace could easily get dragged into it. Even shef Utd could implode

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Sounds like the only thing missing from this thread is a rope ...

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Pope 6 some good saves and 2nd goal just fractionally wrong footed looked worse than it was . Lowton 4 unlucky with pen but dead man walking Mee 6 does what he does Tarks 6 steady but I thought sloppy in the air Taylor 6 steady in the face of a rampaging left side Lennon 6 odd hints of former glorie...

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Probs be about 11-13k on inc maybe 1000-1500 from Norwich .Sat afternoon game not on telly helps though they should have made it a fiver for kids and OAP’s as let’s face it ,Norwich ( rather like ourselves) are probs the most unglamorous opposition possible .

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Now you're not being consistent. The Cypriots are accused of bowing to political pressure from Israel in releasing the accused men. But when the Cypriots are "ready to pardon" her, that's because she was innocent. You are right in this argument, but there's no need to go too far. In trying to argue...

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Burnley1989 wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:54 pm
Especially with the Wood to Spurs rumours circulating now Kane has been ruled out

I genuinely laughed out loud then !

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I’m sure Justin Trudeau is already placing a severe retribution package together including mass Kumbaya singalongs and withdrawl of tea and coffee from the Iranian embassy. Though how in holy hell was this cleared to take off ??

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It's not clear that Keeler was a prostitute. Ward was accused and found guilty of living off immoral earnings but apparently (according to Wiki) those alleged earnings were small in proportion to what he earned as an osteopath. https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2013/dec/11/stephen-ward-profumo-50-y...

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Not a bad effort actually though the Ward age thing was a bit odd and they’ve been a bit over sympathetic to Keeler who was a prostitute rented out by Ward albeit at the higher end of things . It’s a fascinating bit of history though .

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At this rate we’ll have “ Randy” as the next King ! No surprise re:Harry as his Mrs must be an absolute nightmare. Probs fancied being a Princess and thought London was like a Richard Curtis movie with Hugh Grant ,red telephone boxes , blustering politeness and chirpy cockneys . “Harry! It’s cold an...

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I just thought SD was open honest and quite detailed in explaining the situation ie the player has to be “ straight out the box quality “ and the terms /agents /fee etc etc has to be all in alignment . Ultimately we’re an unattractive club who don’t pay much .

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The woman's solicitor was discussing "revenge porn" ages ago after the footage emerged and in light of that the guys were released. The case became on of "consensual sex" in the eyes of the Cypriots. Though bearing in mind the best chance most Cypriots/Isrealies have of getting laid is by "helping t...

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I notice she was posing for pictures yesterday for the Sun with her passport /mum/suitcases etc etc and interestingly slightly less pixelated face. Though naturally if the Sun are offering her big bucks for her story it may compromise the legal side of things.

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Wouldn’t blame JR for being a bit frustrated but he is getting some game time and this could be a good chance to win the shirt. He adds a little extra to the forward line . Tricky if no Wood or Barnes as surely Jeff behind JR and Lennon out wide will be the only real option and Jeff ain’t no no 10 u...

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[quote="Burnley Ace" post_id=1180880 time=1578466984 user_id=672, not that I particularly want to watch a video of that description- what site did you watch it on and did it satisfy your “curiosity”?
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Just out of interest ....

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Arsenal and Leics at home have to be chances of points imo .Leics are no world beaters and Arsenal have been beyond poor -2-3 points Chels -Man Utd -Away -1 point I’d be happy with Soton-Bourn -2-4 points 5-8 points would be a great haul imo. Though I dearly hope we get a CM in ,were literally cryin...

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I remember him struggling with asthma when he was at Burnley - maybe he struggles to complete 90 mins these days? That’s an interesting angle and very feasible ( though no idea at all ) Oddly enough when naturally gifted players drop down the leagues they rarely shine late in career . Joe Cole ( no...

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Just watched this a second time during a long flight and though enjoyable the age thing at times just doesn’t work .Theres a scene where De Niro ( supposed to be about 40) beats a guy up yet he literally moves like an 80 yr old it’s painfully embarrassing ,though the “ de -aging” works far better wi...

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Wtf does “ they” refer to? Are they talking in the 3rd person or is it just gay thing like frotting or felching ??

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When he was at Bury I’m sure they stuck him with the u18’s as he was so sh1t. Tipped for big things at Man Utd but he’s had a reasonable career I guess he’s just skint now

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They’ll get eaten alive in the prem playing their brand of football . People forget the huge gulf between champ and prem. Though I’d imagine they will attract enough investment to do a fulham/wolves /villa financial gamble . A vile club vile fans and I for one woujd love them to implode , they were ...

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People are starting to think booing is monkey noises imo. Seems to be every time a prem player thinks he hears racist chanting, everyone is in uproar about “ racism” yet when nothing is found after ( and I quote the police) “ an exhaustive investigation was undertaken “ some people still aren’t happ...

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Arsenal look truly dire ,Leeds remind me of a plucky 1st division outfit giving it ago . They’re chasing far too hard though and are gonna come unstuck if they’re not careful

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