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by ksrclaret
Sun May 19, 2019 12:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is women’s football winning you over?
Replies: 62
Views: 1172

Re: Is women’s football winning you over?

Wile E Coyote wrote:give some credit for wit for christ's sake


The idea that these women only play football to give ugly virgins like fat boy something to wank over isn’t a witty one.
by ksrclaret
Sun May 19, 2019 12:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is women’s football winning you over?
Replies: 62
Views: 1172

Re: Is women’s football winning you over?

fatboy47 wrote:Its cack.

I'm no more going to watch low grade minge charging aimlessly round a football pitch than I'd pay for a lap dance off Brian Jensen.


The sort of bloke who refers to women as low grade minge is the same bloke who’s never even seen a minge. :lol: :ugeek:
by ksrclaret
Sat May 18, 2019 11:47 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Transfer Targets
Replies: 122
Views: 10399

Re: Transfer Targets

Tonny Vilhena has been consistently good for the last few years and he is very close to what I think we need to boost the midfield. I can't see why suggesting him, Baba or any of the players I've mentioned prior to this window should promote a cheeky swipe. Ignore all my posts, igonore me, criticis...
by ksrclaret
Thu May 16, 2019 10:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: First signing predictions
Replies: 35
Views: 2229

Re: First signing predictions

Bradley Johnson

Free transfer from Derby

10th July
by ksrclaret
Thu May 16, 2019 9:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New home kit
Replies: 176
Views: 6537

Re: New home kit

The club are absolutely right when they say it's all about the money

You could have worked out their stance just by looking at the price tag of the shirts
by ksrclaret
Wed May 15, 2019 8:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: poachies on toast for tea :)
Replies: 36
Views: 1205

Re: poachies on toast for tea :)

Just had Chorizo Tortellini with Arrabietta sauce... meal deal from Morrisons... tasty tasty very very tasty especially with the garlic bread to mop the sauce up yummity yum yum Don't think you've really grasped the concept of the thread have you? :lol: :lol: :lol: Fried egg on one toast and aldi b...
by ksrclaret
Tue May 14, 2019 6:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How can we improve the defence next year?
Replies: 48
Views: 1640

Re: How can we improve the defence next year?

Agree that 5 across midfield would help us keep possession better, but also then improve us defensively, as a result. We'd need much more effective midfielders to make it work, though. We'd need midfielders who can carry the ball, because we'd end up with a slow tempo passing game followed by a dire...
by ksrclaret
Tue May 14, 2019 8:45 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mike Dean
Replies: 45
Views: 2699

Re: Mike Dean

Very funny and it’s good to see a ref ‘off duty’, but he knows exactly what he’s doing - he absolutely craves the limelight, that much is obvious.
by ksrclaret
Sun May 12, 2019 9:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: So who’s off then?
Replies: 34
Views: 3569

Re: So who’s off then?

Why do people think Tarkowski is going to go?

I've not seen anything to suggest there would be any interest in him
by ksrclaret
Sun May 12, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stephen Ward
Replies: 50
Views: 2888

Re: Stephen Ward

Probably time for him and us to move on, with the emergence of Charlie Taylor and his injury issues, but what a fantastic left back he's been for us. I still remember the first time I saw him play for us, in the 2-2 draw at Leicester. He played central midfield that afternoon and put in a great shif...
by ksrclaret
Sun May 12, 2019 5:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anyone seen this man ?
Replies: 55
Views: 3792

Re: Anyone seen this man ?

Brexit
by ksrclaret
Sun May 12, 2019 5:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
Replies: 39
Views: 2951

Re: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

No, but they'll probably sack him around November time.
by ksrclaret
Sun May 12, 2019 5:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus couldn'tbeArsed
Replies: 106
Views: 3058

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus couldn'tbeArsed

Hopefully that's goodbye now to a lot of deadwood cluttering up the place, and draining the wage bill. Defour, Hart, Crouch, Lennon, Ward (sadly), Vydra's obviously never going to get a game for us, Gibson is conspicuous by his absence today (unless injured). Cork needs to become a squad player. Cle...
by ksrclaret
Sat May 11, 2019 6:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Derby v Leeds
Replies: 266
Views: 6077

Re: Derby v Leeds

Frank Lampard has done great with Derby this season, but Bielsa has totally got the measure of him
by ksrclaret
Sat May 11, 2019 6:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's Football
Replies: 43
Views: 1064

Re: Today's Football

Villa are by far the best side of the play off quartet
by ksrclaret
Sat May 11, 2019 1:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's Football
Replies: 43
Views: 1064

Re: Today's Football

Hope Dyche is watching this game. There are a handful of players on both sides who'd add to us, should either or both not go up.

Mings, McGinn, Holgate, Johansen - and only McGinn of that list is not on loan there.
by ksrclaret
Thu May 09, 2019 6:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Danny Baker sacked
Replies: 182
Views: 5768

Re: Danny Baker sacked

He always was an ugly bar steward, turns out he's a very stupid one at best, and a racist one at worst.

Glad he's been potted
by ksrclaret
Tue May 07, 2019 9:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Liverpool v Barca
Replies: 121
Views: 3827

Re: Liverpool v Barca

The game of a generation - just incredible

Listening on five live and the commentators sound like they're running on empty, god knows what the liverpool fans and players are feeling
by ksrclaret
Tue May 07, 2019 6:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Real Madrid summer transfer plans.
Replies: 17
Views: 1631

Re: Real Madrid summer transfer plans.

Paying Real Madrid £160 million to take Pogba would probably blow the Man Utd budget.
by ksrclaret
Tue May 07, 2019 6:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: G Cahill officially linked
Replies: 51
Views: 4857

Re: G Cahill officially linked

If we offload a few of the older lads (Hart, Defour, Crouch, Bardsley), then there's room in the squad for one more experienced player. Cahill would be a good signing if Tarkowski goes.

The bulk of our business must be younger players, as Rigg has alluded to.
by ksrclaret
Tue May 07, 2019 6:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Realistic transfer expectations
Replies: 62
Views: 4126

Re: Realistic transfer expectations

Vegas Claret wrote:he has been dreadful for Middlesbrough


That's simply not true at all, according to the Boro fan I know. He's regularly stated how obvious it was Mikel was too good for the championship

How did you arrive at the conclusion he's been dreadful?
by ksrclaret
Mon May 06, 2019 11:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Realistic transfer expectations
Replies: 62
Views: 4126

Re: Realistic transfer expectations

Agree we need to really improve our ball retention next season, and so a central midfielder would seem like the priority addition. Someone like Kalvin Phillips if Leeds don't go up would make sense. Or Marko Grujic on loan at Hertha Berlin from Liverpool. I do, however, struggle to imagine how any m...
by ksrclaret
Sun May 05, 2019 10:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Line of Duty
Replies: 219
Views: 10161

Re: Line of Duty

Well who could have given the order to that ginger copper to do away with kill Gill Bigelow?

DSC Carmichael?
by ksrclaret
Sun May 05, 2019 2:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's Football
Replies: 73
Views: 1446

Re: Today's Football

FactualFrank wrote:Derby vs Leeds in the playoffs. Come on Derby.


Should be a great tie, hopefully Derby will triumph. Leeds look absolutely dead on their feet.

West Brom Villa will also be a good game.
by ksrclaret
Sun May 05, 2019 2:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's Football
Replies: 73
Views: 1446

Re: Today's Football

ClaretTony wrote:You are obviously not watching Derby v West Brom then. Either that or you are taking your username and stupidity to extreme.


Mard arse

In other news, thank god Derby have beaten Boro to the play offs. Lampard plays football, Pulis plays rugby. Football wins out.
by ksrclaret
Mon Apr 29, 2019 8:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tarks
Replies: 57
Views: 4292

Re: Tarks

I can say with some certainty that Dyche would have no issues playing with two left footed centre halves in the team.

And I can say that because he simply wouldn’t have bought Gibson if that was the case.
by ksrclaret
Mon Apr 29, 2019 12:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Superb article on modern football in the Irish Times
Replies: 22
Views: 1534

Re: Superb article on modern football in the Irish Times

What a brilliant article, really enjoyed that.

Funnily enough I think Dyche has cracked what they’re on about, the system over the individual, albeit we present it in a less attractive way.
by ksrclaret
Sun Apr 28, 2019 1:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Leeds - shocking
Replies: 133
Views: 6992

Re: Leeds - shocking

Patrick Bamford feigned a punch in the face to get a Villa
player sent off

What a pathetic little pussy that ‘boy’ is. Should be ashamed of himself
by ksrclaret
Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: norwich v stards
Replies: 25
Views: 1335

Re: norwich v stards

A crap Bournemouth A strange comment as, as it stands, they've already got more points than Bournemouth managed in their championship winning season. I'm not saying they'll definitely stop up, far form it, only that they'll be more competitive than Fulham have been, who I've seen them compared to a...
by ksrclaret
Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: norwich v stards
Replies: 25
Views: 1335

Re: norwich v stards

Norwich are a hell of a lot better than Fulham were last season. As good as they are on the ball, on par with Fulham, they also press fantastically well as a team and are masters at winning the ball back in that league. Fulham were simply pretty on the eye.
by ksrclaret
Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: "The bigger test of Burnley away to come..."
Replies: 11
Views: 1446

Re: "The bigger test of Burnley away to come..."

Rileybobs wrote:What is with that cardigan? It’s getting bobbly too.


He used to dress very smartly in Barcelona and Munich, and at the start of his reign in Manchester.

Now he wears stone island jumpers and tattered knitwear. Scruffy get. Decent manager though
by ksrclaret
Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Roy Keane
Replies: 24
Views: 1818

Re: Roy Keane

He's an angry, violent thug.

Pretty funny when he's talking about football, but imagine actually physically being in his presence. Toxic.
by ksrclaret
Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Charlie Austin
Replies: 56
Views: 3937

Re: Charlie Austin

Sadly for Austin I think he's had his time in the PL, his next move will be back down to the championship.

He can score goals at any level, but his body just won't sustain the physicality of the premier league
by ksrclaret
Mon Apr 22, 2019 6:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Neal Maupay
Replies: 25
Views: 2777

Re: Neal Maupay

Steve1956 wrote:Headless chicken..no thanks.


Canos a headless chicken? That just seems a very lazy comment to me
by ksrclaret
Mon Apr 22, 2019 6:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Neal Maupay
Replies: 25
Views: 2777

Re: Neal Maupay

Sergi Canos is the one I'd sign from Brentford. He's got some magic in his boots that boy, and has been known to play wing-back too, so must be at least half-decent at the defensive side of the game. There's a whole load of players down there that could make the step up, though. Konsa, Mokotjo, Sawy...
by ksrclaret
Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ole Gunnar Solskjær
Replies: 36
Views: 2592

Re: Ole Gunnar Solskjær

Don't forget this is a United side who had the lowest running stats earlier in the season. And it's not like they had the ball all the time either, under Mourinho they were very much a defensive side. The attitude of their players really does stink to high heaven, epitomised by the odious Paul Pogba.
by ksrclaret
Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Line of Duty
Replies: 219
Views: 10161

Re: Line of Duty

Unless the team analysed all the previous conversations between John and this 'H', and were careful to use the nuances of his language to evade suspicion?

It's all very intriguing.
by ksrclaret
Sun Apr 21, 2019 9:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Line of Duty
Replies: 219
Views: 10161

Re: Line of Duty

Hastings can’t spell the word definitely correctly, either.

Coincidence?
by ksrclaret
Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Norwich vs Sheff Weds
Replies: 36
Views: 1381

Re: Norwich vs Sheff Weds

Norwich will need to splash a shed load of cash on what is always the most important area for newly promoted teams. Defence. It's not unusual to find that the strikers who got goals for fun in the Championship whilst helping a team gain promotion, can actually get a few goals in the PL (with the od...
by ksrclaret
Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Norwich vs Sheff Weds
Replies: 36
Views: 1381

Re: Norwich vs Sheff Weds

Steven Fletcher always impresses me when I see him for Sheff Weds.
by ksrclaret
Fri Apr 19, 2019 1:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Scott Arfield - Southampton?
Replies: 4
Views: 1456

Re: Scott Arfield - Southampton?

We'll have Stuart Armstrong from Saints in that case, if he's pushed down the pecking order.
by ksrclaret
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brighton vs Cardiff
Replies: 273
Views: 10903

Re: Brighton vs Cardiff

Fantastic result, we are completely safe, and Brighton are completely in the sh1te.

Lovely
by ksrclaret
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:25 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: the vultures are circling already
Replies: 137
Views: 6584

Re: the vultures are circling already

We are a selling club, but we only sell players at the peak of their value. Dwight McNeil is absolutely not at the peak of his value yet.

We need to get at least a full season out of him, and I'm sure we will.
by ksrclaret
Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hopefully recruitment plans start now onwards
Replies: 29
Views: 1906

Re: Hopefully recruitment plans start now onwards

Didn't the accounts for the last financial year show that we need to sell players in order to fund the squad? We made a good profit, but only because we sold Keane and Gray. Unless I've interpreted it wrongly. I can't see us spending big, and I can't see anything changing in the way we do business, ...
by ksrclaret
Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Preston Manager
Replies: 10
Views: 2053

Re: Preston Manager

How lovely to see West Brom having their pants pulled down

Taste of their own medicine
by ksrclaret
Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Charlie Taylor
Replies: 47
Views: 2513

Re: Charlie Taylor

He and McNeil are an absolute joy down our left hand side. Young, talented players showing their quality.

Another few players of their profile in the summer and I’ll be happy
by ksrclaret
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Aron Gunnarsson
Replies: 34
Views: 2048

Re: Aron Gunnarsson

I'm amazed anyone looked at Gunnarsson's performance today and thought he was any good.
by ksrclaret
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wage Bill is 59M
Replies: 69
Views: 4062

Re: Wage Bill is 59M

Bet Garlick is well chuffed with Dyche for revealing that, not sure what business he has to be talking about finer details of the wage figures in a press conference.
by ksrclaret
Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wolly and brolly get a sack
Replies: 15
Views: 1227

Re: Wolly and brolly get a sack

Harsh on him. Done well actually this season at the basket case.
by ksrclaret
Sun Mar 31, 2019 7:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Feel sorry for Cardiff?
Replies: 69
Views: 4632

Re: Feel sorry for Cardiff?

It's a horrible sport these days, PL football.

Cardiff are better off out of it.

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