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I implore the rest of my pals to abandon the message board for the mentally ill.

It’s all gammons who never go to Dons matches boasting about how much drink they take.

Yawn as you might say if you were Millertime.

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I’m not your mate and the only emails sent were highly abusive ones.

Needless to say he couldn’t handle them. So he retreats into his safe space and blocks my email address.

What a snowflake.

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Aye that’s the only 100 page thread fake Millertime.

The rest are a handful of posts and that’s it.

The glaikit **** in charge is still gleefully congratulating himself for pishing on his own chips.

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The AFC Chat board is populated by about 6 people using multiple usernames. They are indeed all mentally ill.

True Aberdeen supporters are banned for life from that pish.

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Millertime v1.7 wrote:Tup mate, how did Morag enjoy the first game? How you getting on working in the cafe? You make a great team bud

I wonder who's behind this user Millertime.

Clearly not part time Aberdeen supporting weegie Frank Miller.

Whoever it is is mentally ill.

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Laddie, The website you refer to is run by a guy who started a thread openly rejoicing and ridiculing a person with mental problems when he took his own life. Yet he has the right to decide what should or shouldn't be posted. Since I departed along with a gentleman from Wick, the site has descended...

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Bfcboyo wrote:You had 4 or 5 break aways, we dominated the chances. Your keeper and defenders stopped some real chances. Lets have it right.

No, we should have put you away before you snatched an undeserved equaliser at the death.

Please continue to underestimate us.

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Aberdeen are much better than we were given credit for before the game and really should have roasted Burnley 3 or 4 nil.

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19.45 KO lads.

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Yes was a great result the other night, no offence lads.

At least Trippier got a goal so everybody's happy.

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Dons > Clarets.

You will give us a decent game but we're well used to playing big, strong teams full of hammer throwers. Hearts for instance.

I think Burnley will underestimate Aberdeen and the Dons will triumph.

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The huns come away with this crap all the time.

The reality is monster munch sandwiches and chipper suppers every day.

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A Muslim was today found shot in the head with a starting pistol.

A police spokesman said the incident was thought to be race related.

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A woman is way too shrill to commentate. They get excited enough as it is at the slightest thing.

Where she might come in handy is at half time, when the blokes get hungry. No doubt the spread would be way better than usual.

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This is a free advice service. I've not done anything to the site.

What more could you ask for.

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The above troll is doing nothing for this thread.

Ignore it.

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Foulthrow wrote:Tup,

Mario or Sonic?

Mario, by some distance.

Was playing new Mario Tennis with my loon this morning.

It's ACE.

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Cycled ten miles or so.

Went swimming.

Cut the grass.

Now cooking two rump steaks and getting ready to support Panama.

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An example being I was unable to register with my actual username.

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It's hard to explain to the unitiated.

However there are a heap of people on here who have registered as someone different than who they actually are.

The result is not even remotely funny. All you need to do is ask and I'll identify them and they can feel the full weight of the banhammer.

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Lauren12 wrote:Hi Tup,

When I was a young lad, a remember an old saying, 'tupping the tuppence' (the tuppence being the lady garden, if you get my drift).

Considering your name, have you any thoughts on this delicate matter?

Hi Lauren12.

Do you know what a Tup is?

Think King of the Sheep.

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Miller every time, buddy boy. But if you want a real opinion speak to my mate bluto. The guy is godfather material. Thinking of asking him if he'd like a more active role in Marios life. A bairn could learn a lot from the man. Can somebody ban this dickhead? Everything he is saying is a pile of ****.

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The Enclosure wrote:Hi Tup
Have you played Newmacher golf course and is it a decent course.I am sure you will be able to advise being a canny Scot.

Ignore the above eedjit pal.

I have never played it as I'm no fan of golf.

However I've been to Newmachar many a time. Cracking place.

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Give it a rest whoever you are you prick.

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That's not Millertime rumpus, quite obviously.

Today I am succeeding massively, like I do every other day.

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The horse sized duck would undoubtedly win.

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Are you one of the three folk who ken the recipe?

Sounds lethal. I'd easy take a blast of it.

Monks also make Buckfast, a horrendous tipple favoured by degenerate weegies.

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Agreed rumpus.

Those junkie alcoholics are not representative of the Dons support, indeed they drag the club's good name down with their inane filth.

Hopefully you are keeping well after being harshly banned.

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Hello rumpus, good to hear from you pal.

I'm no fan of the golf. Stands for Gentleman Only, Ladies Forbidden, it's a game for freemasons IMHO.

However, it sounds like you have the yips from my limited experience.

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Hopefully he does absolutely rubbish at sevco, no offence.

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4:20 wrote:
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that's the one twenty past four min.

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Thanks for your honesty, Tup. Yes, you are correct, Burnley is quite fast on the food front and from now on I shall call my mate 'Barbie' whenever he does the bag BA&£ard thing. All the best, Tup, cheers for lending your ear to my problem, not many would in this current year and I hope you enjoy th...

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It's when you drive you and your mate to Maccy D's, buy his extra value meal and when you're driving home or to Hollywood Star car park, whilst in possession of the bag, he sorts out the contents and proceeds to pinch ALL of the many fries that have fallen to the bottom of the bag. BA*#ARD. Ah righ...

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No doubt Mr Bumface.

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Sorry Tup, totally respect that, I genuinely had no idea Jimmy had progressed into politics. Any predictions for the tie itself? Not really, it will be a good game of football, and very close. Aberdeen are a very good team so Burnley will have their work cut out to win. If you underestimate us, you...

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Hi Tup, is it true Nichola Sturgeon and Jimmy Krankie are in actual fact the same person? Thanks in advance, peace and love. Ps is it also true Jimmy Krankie once beat you at pool? They might be. I'm no fan of politics. The last honest man to enter Parliament was Guy Fawkes. Nobody has ever beaten ...

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Foshiznik wrote:

Is this a genuine query Foshiznik?

I only deal with genuine concerns.

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Rowls wrote:Thanks Tup

Might take you up on the offer of a game of pool.

The last man to do that regrets it bitterly and still laments it to this day.

His arse on a plate, 5-1, after weeks of boasts on the internet.

Don't fall into his trap pal.

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Both the Masada and Hawthorns are on a par with prinny royal and turf hotel. Make what you will of that. I think you know what I mean. I'm not sure what you mean rayzer min. In the Hawthorn, you can go for a pish from one boozer, and emerge into another through an alternative exit in the bogs. What...

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I didn't realise the infestation was recent as your first paragraph relates to the usual suspects and their political threds and as been going on a good while now.we will have to live with them.im with CT and his warmth in welcoming the Auld enema! This thread will sort out the wheat from the chaff...

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What's the best way to get rid of wool rash in a sensitive area Tup? Asking for a friend before my Mrs sees it I'm not sure on this one pal. I've never had wool rash in a sensitive area. But I'll consult my farming cohort on this one, ericblack_4boss. A bigger teuchter I've yet to meet. He will hav...

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Hi Tup This Messageboard has recently become infested by a bunch of mindless idiots who insist on posting nonsense and bickering amongst themselves about a load of boring pap that nobody else is interested in. How do we get rid of them? Oh, and there's a few Aberdeen lads turned up too. I'll deal w...

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Rowls wrote:Hi Tup

What are your recommendations for pubs serving good beer (particularly real ale) in Aberdeen?

Any advice gratefully received

Cheers

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Rowls

Hi Rowls.

Head for the Masada. Alternatively, the Hawthorn if you want thrashed at pool.

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Bin Ont Turf wrote:Have they moved Scotland recently?

To clarify for you, Bin Ont Turf, I said this is a hands across the water gesture from Scotland.

OK, there's no water between Scotland and England, but just pretend there is for now.

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4:20 wrote:Dear Tup,

How do I best deal with a 'bottom of the bag bas*@rd' (McDonalds)?

Many thanks,
4:20

No bother 4:20 min.

What is a bottom of the bag *******?

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This is a temporary free advice service to Burnley fans in a hands across the water gesture from Scotland.

If you have any issues in your life which need urgent resolution, I'm the man for pertinent advice.

Don't say I'm not good to you Burnley fans.

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May the best team win.

COYR.

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Goobs wrote:That's cos hes Canadian

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