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Just for a bit of fun: Palmer 37 goal contributions in 35 games Saka 30 goal contributions in 37 games Foden 30 goal contributions in 36 games Bellingham 29 goal contributions in 31 games Kane 49 goal contributions in 38 games That is some unbelievable attacking talent at our disposal for this summ...

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You could have an affair. Apparently there is an ugly old bird who lives ten miles down the road. Not much to look at but in desperate need of a real man as the locals just don’t measure up.

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LCC will still say they don’t have money for road repairs. The millions will disappear down a pothole.

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Fosters legs had gone for the last 25 minutes.

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Barney.

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The worst thing about that report was reminding me that it is Twenty years since Arthur Gnohere played for us. Where did that time go and how did it pass so quickly . Scary.

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“ Sam Vokes, unmarked in the penalty area, what did they expect to happen”.

Chelsea.

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Ian Wright famously wore 33 for us,( number of England caps), as does Esteve. Who else has donned number 33 ?

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Never a penalty, never a foul. What is happening to our game. Non contact sport nowadays. VAR was supposed to sort this diving out.

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https://youtu.be/1R7WXYrwxjI?si=vKQj1IB2KgH20Nxv

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Result just come through- green for me

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bartons baggage wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 7:56 am
Randall was a serial shagger, he was often in the circulation nightclub on Friday nights looking for a bit of action.

No different to any other lad in Burnley then

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I took my form and they gave me a duplicate one and said I didn’t need the one I printed off.
The musical chairs was a bit chaotic.
The nurse was lovely.
Thanks BK

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Maybe a statue of a local war hero would be more fitting.

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Wokingclaret wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:03 pm
He's in the remake of The Fall Guy, released early May

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fall_Guy_(2024_film)

Blast from the past Lee Majors makes an appearance

Oohh…… Heather Thomas in that bikini.

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Bond actors are not typecast by being James Bond. I mean look at Pierce Brosnan, he went on to play Sam in Mama Mia. He even ‘sang’ with Meryl Streep. No one looks at him in that role and sees a fearsome undercover agent, do they?

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Remember when Utd lost and Fergie would rage about how the world and his wife were against them. It’s called being a winner and hating being beaten. That, along with a brilliant knowledge of the game and fantastic man management skills is what makes them the best.

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What if you leave the playing area and then take your shirt off then replace it before returning to the playing area?

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Thinking back to yesterday’s winner for Man Utd. Should a player who celebrates a goal by whipping his shirt off for a few seconds be given a yellow and as we saw yesterday then potentially sent off. He didn’t foul anyone or swear at the ref. It seems that yellow cards are thrown around so easy thes...

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Don’t want to be a party pooper but it will be irrelevant to us anyway. We need the weakest other 2 to come down with us and that is the same 2 that came up with us.

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Charlie Taylor likes people to look at him when he’s being interviewed

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I must admit that we are very ponderous in the opposition penalty area.

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Vitinho you beauty.

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You can’t fault Klopps man management skills, especially with the young players.

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Proper old school bloke he is as I see he has a packet of fags and a box of matches in his Matalan jeans front pocket.

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We'll get some overhead lifters and four-barrel quads, oh yeah Keep talking, whoa, keep talking Fuel injection cutoffs and chrome-plated rods, oh yeah I'll get the money, I'll kill to the money With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waiting at the door You know that ain't no **** We'll be gettin...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/68499259

Listen to Pep being interviewed and saying even he needed time when he arrived at Man. City after suffering defeats.
Maybe VK was just too successful too early and raised the expectations too much.

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I wish the commentators would stop saying we are in a relegation battle. That would imply that we had some fight.

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warksclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 03, 2024 3:34 pm
And after our first PL game VK said after the City game "thats the worst we play this year"

What he meant was that’s the best we’ll play this season

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On a similar note, I recently downloaded the LoveCleanStreets app on my phone. Once you’ve registered you can report lots of different issues to your local council including pot holes. There is a facility to report the pot hole via your gps location and include a photo of the hole. I’ve tried it and...

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claretcarrot93 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:12 pm
Trafford takes an age with the ball at his feet then has no power or accuracy. Muric has both. Distribution is night and day.

Maybe Trafford has been told to wait for the press to try and take those players out of the equation when he knocks it upfield.

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Is it a football version of the MOBO’s?

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bobinho wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 28, 2024 10:49 pm
Or let them down…

He said he would never desert them.

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I think it opens up a real can of worms when a player can’t stop a defender getting back ,as long as he doesn’t grab hold of him there shouldn’t be a problem,and as previously posted the time to check if scorer was off side was ridiculous. So why was our goal ruled out at the weekend when our playe...

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How was that Man Utd player not ruled offside. Surely he was blocking the defender.

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Is that the Leeds keeper that once refused to be substituted?

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I’m sure at one point in ep. 6 they even had an English member of the WAAF ridiculing the British pilots during the “ over sexed over paid over here” speech.

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THEWELLERNUT70 wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 25, 2024 12:22 pm
The definition of stupidity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result

A bit like people on here calling for Muric to start

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If Spielberg remade The Battle of Britain it would be the Yanks that won it.

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I’ve watched the first 6 episodes of this and I’m failing to connect with any of the characters. The anti British sentiment is hard to swallow also. Every British man featured so far is painted to be an arrogant, stuck up snob. I know some probably were but all of them? Spoiler alert: There is a sce...

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Rugby about to start

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It’s not Traffords fault that we have hardly had a touch in their box. The whole team is performing very poorly from front to back.

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bfcjg wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:34 am
I hate it when commentators or pundits refer to a footballer as" the boy Smith ," for example. Like they're a ten year old with a train set.

“The boys a genius”.

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“He hit it too well” as it sails over the bar high, wide and handsome .

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I don’t understand it. Some people say the players aren’t good enough and want them out. Others say it’s the manager and want him out. From what I’ve seen it’s both to a degree, so where does that leave us? If it’s a full rebuild from the bottom up in the championship next season then it really has ...

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CoolClaret wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 17, 2024 3:13 pm
Can anyone be arsed?

Arsenal can.

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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:30 pm
That's the Falklands I assume?

Wasn’t that last century?

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Can you recycle waxed milk cartons?

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Radio 1 in the late eighties got me through many a shift at work.

Simon Mayo
Simon bates ( including the golden hour and our tune )
Gary Davies
Steve Wright in the afternoon

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When you visit the ESB there is a sports bar on the opposite side to the entrance and they serve the biggest fish and chips I’ve ever had. Not cheap as nothing is there but it went down well with a few Stella’s.
Can’t remember the name of it but it is typical New York bar, narrow and long.

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