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Wow.. Whatever next ..

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Bertie Beetle..

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Thousands of them about today.. Wonder if they are related to Bertie..

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how many steps up the Tower ? Richard Hannay will know.

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Devils_Advocate wrote:It was a genuine crash on one of busiest roundabouts in Leeds but my mate milked it for all he could as im sure many others did

Just like you do on here..

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Dyche..?

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RIP Jack Bond ,captain of a great team..

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No Ney Never wrote:He looks like Bill Sykes dog

Poor dog..

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Yes,why shouldn't we.?

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Phoenix Nights ..

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Snapping Turtle?

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Pimlico_Claret wrote:Miley Cyrus was surprisingly good I thought, wouldn't normally have crossed the street to see her but was a powerful, if rather potty mouthed performance.

Yes,I thought the same.. A very good live performance from her ..

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Look after a guide dog puppy,all the vets bills and food are paid for and you trade them in after 12/15 months and get a new one..

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Tell them you are a claret and talk about our very unlucky defeat against them in the European cup over a few beers..lol

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KRBFC wrote:Scotland would have qualified with a win too, I think?

The Scots have no luck .

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Arfs..

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Dazzler wrote:How would she feel if someone did actually throw battery acid over Farage?

Fat and ugly no doubt..

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theroyaldyche wrote:Who believes the poster

It's true Mr Dyche,here's the proof....

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Erasmus wrote:Also the tragedy against Swindon. That Don Rogers was some player.

Not as good as Peter Noble.

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I was travelling down the M6 today and just in front of me there was a guy in a 4x4 ..All of a sudden he wound down his window and stuck his right arm out and waved it about furiously as his shirt sleeve was on fire and really going up in flames .. Next thing I knew the police overtook me and forced...

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The drugs will help take away the pain..

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This was one of the guide dog puppies we looked after a few months ago,unfortunately we had to give back lol.

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evensteadiereddie wrote:Eeeee, it's not bin t'same sin Noel Wild left us.....

And George Embley ..

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Is that right? I'm well aware that my retirement age went up a few years back and they had a cut off age/year of birth for it too, so people had plenty of notice Are you telling me people are reaching what they thought was their retirement age and not knowing it's been moved? Yes,many were not info...

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Everybody in the country (apart from MPs, of course) has suffered lost of value in pension pot, reduction in final payments, increase in retirement age, etc etc etc. It's a shame that all our retirement ages have gone up, but what's the alternative? People are living longer and health treatment is ...

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Tell them to bring their life jackets as It could be flooded by next Monday as its right next to the river.. Lol

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Is it equally scandalous that, having thought they would die at 75, they find that life expectancy has risen beyond 80? I realise the case of women having to retire at the same age as men is considered especially outrageous by those who spent their lives pursuing equal rights for women - but is it ...

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A horrible day here in north Norfolk at the moment.. It's raining cats and dogs.. Supposed to pick up by Friday..

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Bosscat wrote:Ermmmmm she is a Trained Russian Assassin .... She can do lots of stuff ordinary folks cannot do.

Thought she was a scouser..

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ClaretTony wrote::cry: I was looking forward to my free licence in a few years time

Mark my words,Next it will an all out attack on bus passes for us hard up pensioners ..

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FactualFrank wrote:Do you ever go on YouTube to watch a music video and then 5 hours later find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?

It's got to be better then reading Devils advocates posts on here..

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On Grants whisky tonight ,enjoyable but not as good as Tullamore IMO..

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Happy Birthday Spades ,hope you have been spoilt rotten..

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Been drinking Tullamore Irish whiskey tonight .. Very nice indeed..

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GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Not had any for about 20 years ish.
After losing track of pretty much a whole weekend, I decided to stop drinking it.

It has the same effect on me..

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Love it or hate it?

I love it.. Sometimes it doesn't love me though..

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Great tennis player and a good human being.. Has a lovely mum as well.

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TheFamilyCat wrote:Saxo has upped his game recently

He certainly has..

http://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38242950

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When do you officially become old ?

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Pstotto wrote:Nelson is a drive-though hole that you can go through incognito as it's impossible to touch the sides.

Does that make it a Black hole ?

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Get me a butter pie Cha.

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tim_noone wrote:?? I don't visit anywhere unless I need to...

Yes,and don't you have to visit the same place twice go back and apologise ?

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Stayingup wrote:Harking back to the past there is still a Warpdressers club.

Yes there is .

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Jel wrote:I wonder where the car parking capacity will be taken up?
If I need to be in Nelson, especially if it's chucking it down, I use the multi storey.

Nobody visits Nelson,unless they need to.. Plenty of free parking on Home Bargains at side of the goit ..

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I went on a few trips from said club - some characters and an eye opener for a young lad :D In its heyday,Nelson was a great place to live and grow up,I'm sure BOT will agree with me,with plenty of good pubs the Bull,Clayton,etc.and even better Working mens clubs.. What a shame it's gone downhill f...

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Bosscat wrote::lol:
huwawei phones are persona non-grata and google not going to allow updates so perhaps get her a Samsung m8 the S9 is a brilliant bit of kit

Does it have decent vibration on it when needed ?

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I go to university in Leeds and the amount of shite I hear them all talk about their beloved team is hilarious. What have Leeds actually achieved to be considered a big club? I've checked their trophy list and it's hardly different to ours. They just have a bigger ground that's literally it. The Rh...

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I was chatting to a friend of a friend on Friday evening. He's a Leeds fan (which probably explains this) and we were just talking about the Championship. He said he thinks teams like Norwich, Sheffield United, WBA, Leeds are equal to mid-table Premier League sides. I said I felt quite the opposite...

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claretfern wrote:Mark McManus was Jim Taggart. Alex Norton came in the series after McManus passed away.

He's also in the Scottish comedy "Two doors down" ..

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