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Mayflies love it.

A very short lifespan. After the larva stage, female mayflies usually live less than five minutes, while males can live a whopping two days. But they don't waste a single minute, spending that short period of time mating and reproducing.

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Nobody is trying to " suppress free speach" Andrew, but their have been some comments made by , what we're all agree on, are fruit loops. That can only be described as odious, as they're made simply because those saying them because they dislike Boris Johnson. And it then colours their view of him ...

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Isn't he our top scorer?

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Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:28 pm

Reminds me of Bonnie Tyler's hit " Lost in France"

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This season will be completed even if they do not restart until October and quite right. If they called it a “ no season “ now then next season would never start as teams like Leeds and WBA would put legal challenges in which could take years to resolve and at the same time would refuse to play in ...

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If the season was cancelled I would be very happy to see Dirty Leeds staying down in the championship again.

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Bin Ont Turf wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:58 pm
As a full blown mentalist I'd be all for throwing him in the canal and have folk throw bricks at him.

It's not for everyone being a mentalist.

I'm just mental,but I would agree with BOT on this one.

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Well,what about it ?

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Savings,I think it's more about survival at the moment..

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Well done Gordon,maybe a few more rich people could follow his example now..

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Get well soon Boris and make a full recovery..

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claretonthecoast1882 wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:44 am
You are a

Claro que sI..

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tim_noone wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:38 am
As your resident in Spain it shouldn't concern you to much though.

"You are " ..

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Hapag Lloyd wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:47 pm
No one would have ever guessed

Phook me Hapag,I thought you had passed away.. :

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God save the Queen.

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thatdberight wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:51 pm
Travelled to his "second home" after the advice had been issued not to.

I'm not one of the "anti royal" brigade but a **** is a **** even if he's the heir to the throne.

Phook me I'm having a bad half hour,im off to bed for a rest. Too much painting and decorating .

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thatdberight wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:53 pm
If she was black, yes.

Sorry,I should have gone to Specsavers.

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thatdberight wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:27 pm
Jack Grealish
Prince Charles
Catherine Calderwood, Chief Medical Officer of Scotland
Stephen Kinnock MP

...all members of the 'rules are for little people' prick list.

What has Prince Charles done ?

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She's the first black woman to be a Marchioness..

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Top Claret wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:26 pm
That's what a socialist government would do as they believe in high taxes and state control.

Just goes to prove that they are both as bad as each other.. Just my opinion,but what I know about politics you could write it down on the back of a stamp..

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You are given a pass to let you out in the fresh air and go back to work whilst the rest of the country has to stay in prison.. That will be good fun making it a world of us and themselves.

Ooh look at me I've had it and now I've got a pass so I can phook off where I want.. Lol

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When this is over we need to slash taxes and rip up the rule books to encourage enterprise and investment. We need to encourage eutrapeneres not weigh them down with taxes and rules. Sorry,No Phookin chance with this lot in power,it will be higher taxes ,no investment and back to ripping up the NHS...

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Just be careful as people are going mad with this Covid - 19 lockdown. Actually I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything, and certainl...

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Surely he's already wearing a mask.. That can't be his proper face can it ?

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As your wife goes down on you before setting off to the game.

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My apologies and a big sorry to all those who had put their names down,but due to a lack of entrants I have decided to cancel the virtual grand national draw..Shame really,but never mind ..

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Thought it was Tony Bliar not Blair.

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R.I.P Bob Nuttall..Sad news indeed.

Is this the Bob Nuttall who used to play cricket with the Central Meths ?

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Bump..

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Cheers Ralph,that tables looking much better now.

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R.I.P. Bill

Withers one minute and gone the next..

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Local cricketer wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:00 am
If we work for the nhs do we have to pay?

I know Charity begins at home etc

No mate ,just keep up the good work.

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Being run this Saturday on the TV .. I will run a sweep for this If I can get forty names on this thread before Saturday.. If more than forty apply ,then the first forty names down will be taken... NOW THE TWIST .... The first five horses home the owners will have to donate a tenner to the NHS chari...

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R.I.P. Enzo,condolences to you and your family Karatekid .

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R.I.P. Adam ..Sad loss to the corona virus.

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More like Fantasy Island ..Tattoo de plane boss.

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Askington Claret could be the conductor,he can play every instrument going. Top man..

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R.I.P. Eddie.. A top comedian and entertainer.

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After the season has been declared null and void,Newcastle Falcons have been promoted to the premier league .There was 8 games left and they were 18'points clear ..Is this the way to go for football? Some of our lower league teams were pretty much in a invincible position. https://www.eveningexpress...

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Somebody's gunna get their head kicked in tonight.

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:58 pm
He was, but a lot of people found him to be a very unpleasant man.

My mate used to go round to his house for autographs signing and Jimmy always said not you again. Eventually he banned him from calling ..

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DAVETHEVICAR wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:20 pm
This season will be completed imo
Otherwise there would be massive number of legal cases by clubs which would mean next season would be held up indefinitely
Imo of course

There are only to options really,either cancel the whole season or finish it.

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Hope you got home before 2.30 .

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It won't happen.

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KateR wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:19 pm
Boss
Silly thing is, I tried so hard to check what I wrote but of course never looked at the title bit, ohhh well, if it brings a smile to peoples faces that's good as opposed to the rage from others.

You can edit the title,but I wouldn't bother..

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Club fines him two weeks wages and donates it to a Birmingham hospital.

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Just passed it on to my Grandson to read,he's Burnley mad .

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Is he guy that Iives in a shed at the end of Sarfthend Pier?

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