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by conyoviejo
Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What about the month of May
Replies: 19
Views: 832

Re: What about the month of May

Mayflies love it.

A very short lifespan. After the larva stage, female mayflies usually live less than five minutes, while males can live a whopping two days. But they don't waste a single minute, spending that short period of time mating and reproducing.
by conyoviejo
Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Boris Johnson moved to intensive care
Replies: 161
Views: 7912

Re: Boris Johnson moved to intensive care

Nobody is trying to " suppress free speach" Andrew, but their have been some comments made by , what we're all agree on, are fruit loops. That can only be described as odious, as they're made simply because those saying them because they dislike Boris Johnson. And it then colours their view of him ...
by conyoviejo
Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chris Wood - Offside
Replies: 9
Views: 378

Re: Chris Wood - Offside

Isn't he our top scorer?
by conyoviejo
Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Boris Johnson moved to intensive care
Replies: 161
Views: 7912

Re: Boris Johnson moved to intensive care

Steve1956 wrote:
Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:28 pm
:lol:
Reminds me of Bonnie Tyler's hit " Lost in France" :D
by conyoviejo
Wed Apr 08, 2020 4:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Premier League to announce season over?
Replies: 17
Views: 1522

Re: Premier League to announce season over?

This season will be completed even if they do not restart until October and quite right. If they called it a “ no season “ now then next season would never start as teams like Leeds and WBA would put legal challenges in which could take years to resolve and at the same time would refuse to play in ...
by conyoviejo
Wed Apr 08, 2020 4:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dirty Leeds - Time to forgive?
Replies: 50
Views: 1409

Re: Dirty Leeds - Time to forgive?

If the season was cancelled I would be very happy to see Dirty Leeds staying down in the championship again.
by conyoviejo
Wed Apr 08, 2020 4:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Swan killed on canal in Burnley
Replies: 83
Views: 2175

Re: Swan killed on canal in Burnley

Bin Ont Turf wrote:
Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:58 pm
As a full blown mentalist I'd be all for throwing him in the canal and have folk throw bricks at him.

It's not for everyone being a mentalist.
I'm just mental,but I would agree with BOT on this one. 8-)
by conyoviejo
Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What about the month of May
Replies: 19
Views: 832

What about the month of May

Well,what about it ?
by conyoviejo
Tue Apr 07, 2020 4:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown = Savings?
Replies: 74
Views: 2337

Re: Lockdown = Savings?

Savings,I think it's more about survival at the moment..
by conyoviejo
Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gordon Taylor
Replies: 64
Views: 2660

Re: Gordon Taylor

Well done Gordon,maybe a few more rich people could follow his example now..
by conyoviejo
Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Boris Johnson moved to intensive care
Replies: 161
Views: 7912

Re: Boris Johnson moved to intensive care

Get well soon Boris and make a full recovery..
by conyoviejo
Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:47 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Queen
Replies: 79
Views: 2390

Re: The Queen

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:44 am
You are a :D
Claro que sI.. :D
by conyoviejo
Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:43 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Queen
Replies: 79
Views: 2390

Re: The Queen

tim_noone wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:38 am
As your resident in Spain it shouldn't concern you to much though.
"You are " .. 8-)
by conyoviejo
Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How will the world change?
Replies: 38
Views: 1263

Re: How will the world change?

Hapag Lloyd wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:47 pm
No one would have ever guessed 🙄
Phook me Hapag,I thought you had passed away.. : :o
by conyoviejo
Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Queen
Replies: 79
Views: 2390

Re: The Queen

God save the Queen.
by conyoviejo
Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Now Walkers at it...
Replies: 58
Views: 2173

Re: Now Walkers at it...

thatdberight wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:51 pm
Travelled to his "second home" after the advice had been issued not to.

I'm not one of the "anti royal" brigade but a **** is a **** even if he's the heir to the throne.
Phook me I'm having a bad half hour,im off to bed for a rest. Too much painting and decorating . :D

.
by conyoviejo
Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Lord Bath
Replies: 10
Views: 793

Re: RIP Lord Bath

thatdberight wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:53 pm
If she was black, yes.
Sorry,I should have gone to Specsavers. :o
by conyoviejo
Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Now Walkers at it...
Replies: 58
Views: 2173

Re: Now Walkers at it...

thatdberight wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:27 pm
Jack Grealish
Prince Charles
Catherine Calderwood, Chief Medical Officer of Scotland
Stephen Kinnock MP

...all members of the 'rules are for little people' prick list.
What has Prince Charles done ?
by conyoviejo
Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Lord Bath
Replies: 10
Views: 793

Re: RIP Lord Bath

She's the first black woman to be a Marchioness..
by conyoviejo
Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How will the world change?
Replies: 38
Views: 1263

Re: How will the world change?

Top Claret wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:26 pm
That's what a socialist government would do as they believe in high taxes and state control.
Just goes to prove that they are both as bad as each other.. Just my opinion,but what I know about politics you could write it down on the back of a stamp.. :lol:
by conyoviejo
Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Covid-19
Replies: 6307
Views: 116982

Re: So you recover from the Virus.

You are given a pass to let you out in the fresh air and go back to work whilst the rest of the country has to stay in prison.. That will be good fun making it a world of us and themselves.

Ooh look at me I've had it and now I've got a pass so I can phook off where I want.. Lol
by conyoviejo
Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How will the world change?
Replies: 38
Views: 1263

Re: How will the world change?

When this is over we need to slash taxes and rip up the rule books to encourage enterprise and investment. We need to encourage eutrapeneres not weigh them down with taxes and rules. Sorry,No Phookin chance with this lot in power,it will be higher taxes ,no investment and back to ripping up the NHS...
by conyoviejo
Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Covid-19
Replies: 6307
Views: 116982

Re: Covid-19

Just be careful as people are going mad with this Covid - 19 lockdown. Actually I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything, and certainl...
by conyoviejo
Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Donald Trump
Replies: 272
Views: 6674

Re: Donald Trump

Surely he's already wearing a mask.. That can't be his proper face can it ?
by conyoviejo
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part
Replies: 16
Views: 342

Re: New UTC Soap. Coronavirus Street...play your part

As your wife goes down on you before setting off to the game.
by conyoviejo
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual grand national with a difference.
Replies: 41
Views: 1362

Re: The virtual grand national with a difference.

My apologies and a big sorry to all those who had put their names down,but due to a lack of entrants I have decided to cancel the virtual grand national draw..Shame really,but never mind ..
by conyoviejo
Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tony Blair.
Replies: 42
Views: 1898

Re: Tony Blair.

Thought it was Tony Bliar not Blair. ;)
by conyoviejo
Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Bob Nuttall
Replies: 17
Views: 1938

Re: RIP Bob Nuttall

R.I.P Bob Nuttall..Sad news indeed.

Is this the Bob Nuttall who used to play cricket with the Central Meths ?
by conyoviejo
Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ROUND 2 SPOT THE BALL End of Season Cup
Replies: 123
Views: 1520

Re: RESULTS & TABLES ROUND 2 ***SPOT THE BALL*** End of Season Cup

Cheers Ralph,that tables looking much better now. :D
by conyoviejo
Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 84
Views: 5972

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

Hmm
by conyoviejo
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Bill Withers
Replies: 13
Views: 622

Re: RIP Bill Withers

R.I.P. Bill

Withers one minute and gone the next.. :(
by conyoviejo
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual grand national with a difference.
Replies: 41
Views: 1362

Re: The virtual grand national with a difference.

Local cricketer wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:00 am
If we work for the nhs do we have to pay?

I know Charity begins at home etc
No mate ,just keep up the good work. 8-)
by conyoviejo
Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual grand national with a difference.
Replies: 41
Views: 1362

The virtual grand national with a difference.

Being run this Saturday on the TV .. I will run a sweep for this If I can get forty names on this thread before Saturday.. If more than forty apply ,then the first forty names down will be taken... NOW THE TWIST .... The first five horses home the owners will have to donate a tenner to the NHS chari...
by conyoviejo
Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Enzo from Enzos Pizza R.I.P
Replies: 23
Views: 2022

Re: Enzo from Enzos Pizza R.I.P

R.I.P. Enzo,condolences to you and your family Karatekid .
by conyoviejo
Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Adam Schlesinger
Replies: 8
Views: 748

Re: RIP Adam Schlesinger

R.I.P. Adam ..Sad loss to the corona virus.
by conyoviejo
Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Possible Premier League solution : "NRL Island"
Replies: 11
Views: 537

Re: Possible Premier League solution : "NRL Island"

More like Fantasy Island ..Tattoo de plane boss.
by conyoviejo
Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: An UTC band or orchestra
Replies: 34
Views: 588

Re: An UTC band or orchestra

Askington Claret could be the conductor,he can play every instrument going. Top man..
by conyoviejo
Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Eddie Large
Replies: 38
Views: 1359

Re: RIP Eddie Large

R.I.P. Eddie.. A top comedian and entertainer.
by conyoviejo
Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rugby Yawnion
Replies: 2
Views: 239

Rugby Yawnion

After the season has been declared null and void,Newcastle Falcons have been promoted to the premier league .There was 8 games left and they were 18'points clear ..Is this the way to go for football? Some of our lower league teams were pretty much in a invincible position. https://www.eveningexpress...
by conyoviejo
Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Vinny jones
Replies: 11
Views: 1246

Re: Vinny jones

Somebody's gunna get their head kicked in tonight.
by conyoviejo
Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Adamson Out – that’s the cry from Burnley fans
Replies: 28
Views: 927

Re: ARTICLE: Adamson Out – that’s the cry from Burnley fans

ClaretTony wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:58 pm
He was, but a lot of people found him to be a very unpleasant man.
My mate used to go round to his house for autographs signing and Jimmy always said not you again. Eventually he banned him from calling .. :D
by conyoviejo
Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FA: 2019-2020 SEASON CANCELLED
Replies: 15
Views: 1512

Re: FA: 2019-2020 SEASON CANCELLED

DAVETHEVICAR wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:20 pm
This season will be completed imo
Otherwise there would be massive number of legal cases by clubs which would mean next season would be held up indefinitely
Imo of course
There are only to options really,either cancel the whole season or finish it.
by conyoviejo
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: THE SYSTEM IS MAD !!!
Replies: 39
Views: 1971

Re: THE SYSTEM IS MAD !!!

Hope you got home before 2.30 .
by conyoviejo
Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Things you're doing differnet at home now
Replies: 27
Views: 713

Re: Things you're doing differnet at home now

KateR wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:19 pm
Boss
Silly thing is, I tried so hard to check what I wrote but of course never looked at the title bit, ohhh well, if it brings a smile to peoples faces that's good as opposed to the rage from others.
You can edit the title,but I wouldn't bother.. :D
by conyoviejo
Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jack Grealish
Replies: 53
Views: 3796

Re: Jack Grealish

Club fines him two weeks wages and donates it to a Birmingham hospital.
by conyoviejo
Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Right Inside Soccer
Replies: 14
Views: 851

Re: Right Inside Soccer

Just passed it on to my Grandson to read,he's Burnley mad .
by conyoviejo
Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jamie Oliver
Replies: 37
Views: 1488

Re: Jamie Oliver

Is he guy that Iives in a shed at the end of Sarfthend Pier?