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by tarkys_ears
Thu Aug 13, 2020 12:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /
Replies: 37
Views: 802

Re: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /

What a ******* inbred clown you are Sidney. Why can't you accept some of our mercenaries like Mee and Tarks aren't near the big £100k? Do you love thinking we're the old small town club who can't afford tuppence to pay players? Get on your bike you stupid clot - take your underachievement back to yo...
by tarkys_ears
Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /
Replies: 37
Views: 802

Re: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /

https://www.spotrac.com/epl/burnley-fc/contracts/ That helps with a number of the players contracts. Now its your turn to prove we've got players on closer to 100k. I fairly sure you can't, but I'm more than happy for you to try. You didn't read the Swiss ramble link did you? We have 230 ish member...
by tarkys_ears
Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /
Replies: 37
Views: 802

Re: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /

NI contributions?

You think any of these footballers are employed by us on more than the tax allowance threshold states?

Probably costs the club a tenner a year for the entire first team.
by tarkys_ears
Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /
Replies: 37
Views: 802

Re: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /

I asked you, Sidney, what accounts for the other 45-55 million in wages?

Answer please
by tarkys_ears
Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /
Replies: 37
Views: 802

Re: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /

Well I've speculated.

You're the one quoting facts its only £50k a week

Break it down for me.
by tarkys_ears
Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /
Replies: 37
Views: 802

Re: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /

Our highest earners are on 50k a week?

So thats about 15 players - and 2 management? Ok so out of 17 that means £44 million

Where has the other 45-55 million gone?

Don't tell me the rest is the cost of the groundkeepers and twix sellers and a handful of bit part £10k a week players?
by tarkys_ears
Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /
Replies: 37
Views: 802

Re: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /

You don't think with a £90m (probably closer to £100m this year) wage bill, we don't have (SOME, NOT ALL - YOU BACKWARD TWERPS) players on/close to £100k a week?

I'd love to know what we're paying the kiosk staff if we don't. Maybe they're all on £20k a week? It'd bring the average into line.
by tarkys_ears
Wed Aug 12, 2020 5:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /
Replies: 37
Views: 802

Re: How can we hold our key players in our squad for next season /

They gonna go to the heady heights of Arsenal or Man Utd to end up a few points in front of Little Old Burnley?

...Or end up back in the Championship?

We've clearly got the capacity to be paying £100k a week, we have the ability to keep our own players.
by tarkys_ears
Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hiroshima and Nagasaki - 75 years ago
Replies: 36
Views: 1139

Re: Hiroshima and Nagasaki - 75 years ago

So, Rowls, what percentage of those killed were military personnel? The speech you quoted sounds like pure cant, an attempt to justify what was otherwise unjustifiable. Truman and all those around him knew well enough that thousands would die and the overwhelming majority would be civilians as in f...
by tarkys_ears
Sat Aug 08, 2020 10:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Coyle has a new job.
Replies: 83
Views: 4222

Re: Coyle has a new job.

Have they got any curry left or has he been through it all?
by tarkys_ears
Tue Aug 04, 2020 11:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who's eating out to help out?
Replies: 123
Views: 4033

Re: Who's eating out to help out?

Makes you sound so cool...
by tarkys_ears
Tue Aug 04, 2020 10:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Decent quality outdoor pizza oven recommendations
Replies: 19
Views: 887

Re: Decent quality outdoor pizza oven recommendations

Get a fake ooni "style" off amazon or ebay.

You're not exactly benefited by time, especially in the height of summer.
by tarkys_ears
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who's eating out to help out?
Replies: 123
Views: 4033

Re: Who's eating out to help out?

Quickenthetempo wrote:
Tue Aug 04, 2020 8:32 pm
I bet the MPs expenses wind you up then?
Not at all. Why would expenses incurred doing a job, rightfully reclaimed do my head in?
by tarkys_ears
Tue Aug 04, 2020 6:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who's eating out to help out?
Replies: 123
Views: 4033

Re: Who's eating out to help out?

Oh look, a socialist prick loves freeloading off a government... Who'd have thought it!!!

And as for having paid... You pay to run the country not act like an entitled prick expecting something back
by tarkys_ears
Tue Aug 04, 2020 5:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who's eating out to help out?
Replies: 123
Views: 4033

Re: Who's eating out to help out?

I'm going out on Thursday to help out, not to gorge myself on stolen taxpayers money.
by tarkys_ears
Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What a d*ckarm!
Replies: 11
Views: 1593

Re: What a d*ckarm!

Bosscat wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:49 pm
Could have been worse ... they could have grown it on his forehead 🤔
Yeah but he wouldn't have been the first at that, would he.

He'd be at least 100 behind the lads on this forum alone!
by tarkys_ears
Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who is our highest wage earner?
Replies: 34
Views: 2483

Re: Who is our highest wage earner?

Been debated before on the MMT thread, but the truth is that no-one outside of the Club has that level of information. We know all the historical Wage bills in total and the fact that the players' wages are very highly incentivised in terms of bonuses, but that's about it. The Wage bill suggests th...
by tarkys_ears
Mon Jul 27, 2020 7:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: You win the super lottery. Which club you buying...
Replies: 31
Views: 856

Re: You win the super lottery. Which club you buying...

£500m?

We've had more than that.

You could barely scrape the arse end of 30+ year old PL players for 5 years wages with that kind of money.

Maybe buy your local club and spend £30 a week on wages instead of £25 they currently pay - get yourself through the Sunday league system?
by tarkys_ears
Mon Jul 27, 2020 12:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: End of an era ?I
Replies: 42
Views: 2756

Re: End of an era ?I

Back him to do what? Finish higher? Win the CL? If he's ****** off with merely coming in the top half of the PL - something teams with 5x our budgets can't do - maybe he should put some effort into cup games. ...there is literally no further for us to go. Into Europe? AGAIN? He doesn't want that... ...
by tarkys_ears
Mon Jun 22, 2020 1:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Will the Chinese never learn from this mess
Replies: 39
Views: 2251

Re: Will the Chinese never learn from this mess

Believing everything you hear about how this was covered up by the CCP. It wasn't. It was covered up by one low ranking member of the CCP in Wuhan, not the big boys in Beijing. When they found out, they gave the genetic code to the WHO almost immediately. China is a very modern, and progressive cou...
by tarkys_ears
Sun Jun 21, 2020 8:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe Hart To Leave At The End Of June
Replies: 111
Views: 5335

Re: Joe Hart To Leave At The End Of June

He think's he's the best keeper in the world and somehow hard done by.

Reality is he's been constantly beaten by a couple of lags dragged from League two...
by tarkys_ears
Sun Jun 21, 2020 6:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe Hart To Leave At The End Of June
Replies: 111
Views: 5335

Re: Joe Hart To Leave At The End Of June

Well, let's see how well he gets on at his next club, shall we?
by tarkys_ears
Thu Jun 18, 2020 1:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Marcus Rashford
Replies: 107
Views: 2606

Re: Marcus Rashford

Rileybobs wrote:
Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:29 pm
How do you know he hasn't declared his real income? Company directors often take a small basic salary supplemented by dividends.

Yes, that's the point
by tarkys_ears
Thu Jun 18, 2020 1:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley plan to take the knee
Replies: 336
Views: 6412

Re: Burnley plan to take the knee

MACCA wrote:
Thu Jun 18, 2020 11:04 am
So the BLM is a fight against racism?

So anyone who doesn't want to take the knee is a racist?

:o
Wow
And that is EXACTLY how they get people on this bandwagon.
by tarkys_ears
Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Marcus Rashford
Replies: 107
Views: 2606

Re: Marcus Rashford

StuffyClaret wrote:
Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:34 am
And what government handouts would they be tarkys_ears? As a director of a PSC, last time I checked, I was only eligible to receive 80% of my PAYE income if I furloughed myself. That equates to just over £500 per month.
Sounds like you should have declared your real income then.
by tarkys_ears
Tue Jun 16, 2020 11:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Marcus Rashford
Replies: 107
Views: 2606

Re: Marcus Rashford

If only there were more money going to the Government from certain industries, we could have more money for the kids? Maybe he can lobby his mates to pay the going rate instead of using every trick in the book to dodge it so they can have £1m cars whilst the kids go hungry? That goes for all you on...
by tarkys_ears
Tue Jun 16, 2020 11:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Marcus Rashford
Replies: 107
Views: 2606

Re: Marcus Rashford

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51698150 A record number of footballers, clubs and agents in England are being investigated over tax payments. HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) is investigating the tax affairs of 330 footballers, 55 clubs and 80 agents, up from 173 players, 40 clubs and 38 agents in ...
by tarkys_ears
Tue Jun 16, 2020 11:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Transfer rumours: Tarkowski
Replies: 77
Views: 5391

Re: Transfer rumours: Tarkowski

I've not heard anything!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Jun 13, 2020 1:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sean piece in today’s Times
Replies: 40
Views: 3629

Re: Sean piece in today’s Times

The only problem with the article is that it's like an advert for him. He comes across as a top man who genuinely cares about the club, players and the fans and knows what he's about. I just hope he stays with us for many years to come and that the bigger clubs don't realise just what he could do f...
by tarkys_ears
Fri Jun 12, 2020 6:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FA Cup final renamed
Replies: 14
Views: 745

Re: FA Cup final renamed

Is it called the "I'm upset at my job or I have hurt feelings" cup now?
by tarkys_ears
Thu Jun 11, 2020 1:32 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Food standards petition
Replies: 46
Views: 994

Re: Food standards petition

As far as I'm aware they've not had a BSE pandemic or a horsemeat scandal in the USA....

...but the EU is SOOOOO much better, right?
by tarkys_ears
Tue Jun 09, 2020 12:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: This messageboard
Replies: 37
Views: 2673

Re: This messagboard

I think it's become an absolute dumping ground of the worst the internet has to offer
by tarkys_ears
Mon Jun 08, 2020 5:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Antony Joshua
Replies: 137
Views: 4064

Re: Antony Joshua

Why would anyone want to live in thie UK. We are anti European, racist, can't control a pandemic despite forcing people into lock down, don't support or give enough money to anyone or anything and have a clueless government who are to blame for everything. Thank god I live on an island and don't ha...
by tarkys_ears
Sun Jun 07, 2020 11:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mark Chapman’s wife dies
Replies: 15
Views: 2419

Re: Mark Chapman’s wife dies

Poor Chappers.

Has anyone in the world got a bad word to say about him? He just seems like the most interesting and nicest guy in the world. What a shame for something like this to happen to his family.
by tarkys_ears
Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Antony Joshua
Replies: 137
Views: 4064

Re: Antony Joshua

The problem with bandwagons is, people get carried away.

And with this particular bandwagon, you can't say anything against it because that makes you racist.
by tarkys_ears
Tue Jun 02, 2020 12:02 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Martial Law!!!
Replies: 1
Views: 481

Martial Law!!!

...

Absolutely fantastic programme from the late 90's

Sammo Hung, Arsenio Hall... Kelly Hu!

Did anyone else watch?
by tarkys_ears
Sun May 31, 2020 5:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: "Antifa" declared a terrorist organisation
Replies: 117
Views: 3424

"Antifa" declared a terrorist organisation

...and about time too!

Best thing Trump's ever done.
by tarkys_ears
Fri May 29, 2020 12:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe hart
Replies: 60
Views: 2309

Re: Joe hart

SGr wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 12:35 am
Not really. Collective amnesia I've seen on this board - people forgetting he was pretty much POTY up until mid December.
Lol
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 28, 2020 11:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe hart
Replies: 60
Views: 2309

Re: Joe hart

In fairness we were creating hardly any chances in some of those games, putting more pressure on the defence. Some of those heavy defeats wouldn't have been as damaging if the other 1-0's were 1-1's, or to that effect. What's that got to do with "mental health" He's basically taking the **** out of...
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 28, 2020 10:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe hart
Replies: 60
Views: 2309

Re: Joe hart

It's the lowest point of his career because he's on the bench and he wants to be playing. It's not hard. Would you rather he was thrilled not to be number one? But he's not good enough to. No doubt he's been told by the gaffer. But he won't accept it. Afterall, who doesn't want fame and money? But ...
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 28, 2020 10:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe hart
Replies: 60
Views: 2309

Re: Joe hart

IF THE BUSINESS IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM HE SHOULD LEAVE IT.

Yet he perseveres... despite the TORTURE to his "mental health".

Can anyone GUESS why he won't quit?
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 28, 2020 10:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe hart
Replies: 60
Views: 2309

Re: Joe hart

For calling out someones bullshit?

No.

Do you give the same love to Bamford?
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 28, 2020 10:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe hart
Replies: 60
Views: 2309

Re: Joe hart

He was given his chance and failed. Yet it falls under "mental health" Well son, get a job you're good at and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Oh, what's that? No 100 grand a week at the chicken factory? Shame. Let's face it, you're a ponce. A narcissistic ponce and you only care about wealth and fa...
by tarkys_ears
Mon May 25, 2020 12:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe Hart: 'All I want is to be a big part of a club ... hope burns through me'
Replies: 19
Views: 2016

Re: Joe Hart: 'All I want is to be a big part of a club ... hope burns through me'

That couldn’t be more wrong. And the more high profile ‘alpha males’ come out the better. Because I’m doing so it makes it easier for other men to open up about demons. Dennis Rodman said of his issues he faced that he would play basketball for free. But he took all the millions because they paid f...
by tarkys_ears
Sun May 24, 2020 10:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe Hart: 'All I want is to be a big part of a club ... hope burns through me'
Replies: 19
Views: 2016

Re: Joe Hart: 'All I want is to be a big part of a club ... hope burns through me'

"mental health"? A bit like the whining Keane story earlier. Can you NOT be a footballer these days without going down the trendy route of "i've had 'mental health' problems". Being a bit upset at work isn't a "mental health" issue and is just watering down genuine ones. ... And before anyone slags ...
by tarkys_ears
Sun May 24, 2020 10:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Homebrew beer
Replies: 43
Views: 1515

Re: Homebrew beer

i'd put my 2 penny in but this board is full of absolutely miserable c_unts and you wont get nothing out of them except a ruined thread and people like funkydrummer spouting fake news about things theyve absolutely no idea about. Buy a home brew book. I've made about 20 and never had a bad one. It's...
by tarkys_ears
Fri May 22, 2020 6:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: It's ok sorting the Prem but what about...
Replies: 29
Views: 1250

Re: It's ok sorting the Prem but what about...

IanMcL wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 11:33 am
The FA Cup??????

:o :o :o :o
It's the "men's" FA cup now, according to the BBC.
by tarkys_ears
Fri May 22, 2020 4:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Samsung Galaxy ear buds
Replies: 26
Views: 694

Re: Samsung Galaxy ear buds

MiltonKeynesClaret93 wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 10:33 pm
There'll be quite a few brand new knocking about on eBay. Definitely worth a look. They gave away free pairs with Galaxy smartphones so a lot of people sold theirs.
My brother did this ^^^

He only got 70 or 80 quid for them so there should be a deal to be had.
by tarkys_ears
Fri May 22, 2020 1:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: "Can't believe it" moments
Replies: 47
Views: 1548

Re: "Can't believe it" moments

Im_not_Robbie_Blake wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 10:19 pm
Ibrahimovic goal v England. It was, 'Did that really happen?!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM_5tJncHww
With that jockey in net, you know it did!
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 21, 2020 12:47 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Post-lockdown chat up lines
Replies: 16
Views: 1187

Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines

Billy Balfour wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 7:57 pm
You can take your mask off now. Oops, I didn't realise you already had.
Going off yours a bit...

"She's a double mask-er, her!"