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by tarkys_ears
Fri May 29, 2020 12:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe hart
Replies: 50
Views: 1233

Re: Joe hart

SGr wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 12:35 am
Not really. Collective amnesia I've seen on this board - people forgetting he was pretty much POTY up until mid December.
Lol
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 28, 2020 11:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe hart
Replies: 50
Views: 1233

Re: Joe hart

In fairness we were creating hardly any chances in some of those games, putting more pressure on the defence. Some of those heavy defeats wouldn't have been as damaging if the other 1-0's were 1-1's, or to that effect. What's that got to do with "mental health" He's basically taking the **** out of...
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 28, 2020 10:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe hart
Replies: 50
Views: 1233

Re: Joe hart

It's the lowest point of his career because he's on the bench and he wants to be playing. It's not hard. Would you rather he was thrilled not to be number one? But he's not good enough to. No doubt he's been told by the gaffer. But he won't accept it. Afterall, who doesn't want fame and money? But ...
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 28, 2020 10:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe hart
Replies: 50
Views: 1233

Re: Joe hart

IF THE BUSINESS IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM HE SHOULD LEAVE IT.

Yet he perseveres... despite the TORTURE to his "mental health".

Can anyone GUESS why he won't quit?
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 28, 2020 10:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe hart
Replies: 50
Views: 1233

Re: Joe hart

For calling out someones bullshit?

No.

Do you give the same love to Bamford?
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 28, 2020 10:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe hart
Replies: 50
Views: 1233

Re: Joe hart

He was given his chance and failed. Yet it falls under "mental health" Well son, get a job you're good at and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Oh, what's that? No 100 grand a week at the chicken factory? Shame. Let's face it, you're a ponce. A narcissistic ponce and you only care about wealth and fa...
by tarkys_ears
Mon May 25, 2020 12:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe Hart: 'All I want is to be a big part of a club ... hope burns through me'
Replies: 19
Views: 1942

Re: Joe Hart: 'All I want is to be a big part of a club ... hope burns through me'

That couldn’t be more wrong. And the more high profile ‘alpha males’ come out the better. Because I’m doing so it makes it easier for other men to open up about demons. Dennis Rodman said of his issues he faced that he would play basketball for free. But he took all the millions because they paid f...
by tarkys_ears
Sun May 24, 2020 10:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe Hart: 'All I want is to be a big part of a club ... hope burns through me'
Replies: 19
Views: 1942

Re: Joe Hart: 'All I want is to be a big part of a club ... hope burns through me'

"mental health"? A bit like the whining Keane story earlier. Can you NOT be a footballer these days without going down the trendy route of "i've had 'mental health' problems". Being a bit upset at work isn't a "mental health" issue and is just watering down genuine ones. ... And before anyone slags ...
by tarkys_ears
Sun May 24, 2020 10:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Homebrew beer
Replies: 28
Views: 985

Re: Homebrew beer

i'd put my 2 penny in but this board is full of absolutely miserable c_unts and you wont get nothing out of them except a ruined thread and people like funkydrummer spouting fake news about things theyve absolutely no idea about. Buy a home brew book. I've made about 20 and never had a bad one. It's...
by tarkys_ears
Fri May 22, 2020 6:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: It's ok sorting the Prem but what about...
Replies: 29
Views: 1204

Re: It's ok sorting the Prem but what about...

IanMcL wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 11:33 am
The FA Cup??????

:o :o :o :o
It's the "men's" FA cup now, according to the BBC.
by tarkys_ears
Fri May 22, 2020 4:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Samsung Galaxy ear buds
Replies: 26
Views: 674

Re: Samsung Galaxy ear buds

MiltonKeynesClaret93 wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 10:33 pm
There'll be quite a few brand new knocking about on eBay. Definitely worth a look. They gave away free pairs with Galaxy smartphones so a lot of people sold theirs.
My brother did this ^^^

He only got 70 or 80 quid for them so there should be a deal to be had.
by tarkys_ears
Fri May 22, 2020 1:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: "Can't believe it" moments
Replies: 47
Views: 1384

Re: "Can't believe it" moments

Im_not_Robbie_Blake wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 10:19 pm
Ibrahimovic goal v England. It was, 'Did that really happen?!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM_5tJncHww
With that jockey in net, you know it did!
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 21, 2020 12:47 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Post-lockdown chat up lines
Replies: 16
Views: 1151

Re: Post-lockdown chat up lines

Billy Balfour wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 7:57 pm
You can take your mask off now. Oops, I didn't realise you already had.
Going off yours a bit...

"She's a double mask-er, her!"
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 21, 2020 12:45 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BBC3/BBC4
Replies: 27
Views: 1205

Re: BBC3/BBC4

No doubt BBC is missing its youth... (i mean "yoot") and "culture" targets.

Thus, as per the rest of the country, the lowest common denominator is championed! (you get me?)
by tarkys_ears
Sun May 17, 2020 11:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mike Bassett:England Manager (ITV) 10.20PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1054

Re: Mike Bassett:England Manager (ITV) 10.20PM

Hmm Tomlinson,

do they go on strike for every game of the season, whine about how mistreated they are and have a black armband permanently sewn into their shirt?
by tarkys_ears
Sat May 16, 2020 6:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Football in empty stadiums
Replies: 67
Views: 1762

Re: Football in empty stadiums

This Bundersleague is rubbish, especially with no crowd. It's like when you watch the England U17s or whatever on Eurosport
by tarkys_ears
Sat May 16, 2020 12:23 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Keir Starmer the future
Replies: 313
Views: 8994

Re: Keir Starmer the future

Just realised you can't spell CommUNisT without the word CUN... lol!!!!!!
by tarkys_ears
Fri May 15, 2020 6:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Keir Starmer the future
Replies: 313
Views: 8994

Re: Keir Starmer the future

I give you top marks for perseverance in still posting. You do know that Corbyn is very much yesterday's man and that Kier Starmer has replaced almost all of Corbyn's henchmen and women and is moving forward with determination and integrity, which is sadly lacking in the Johnson government. I bet t...
by tarkys_ears
Fri May 15, 2020 2:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Given the choice would you attend live events at your own risk
Replies: 114
Views: 2343

Re: Given the choice would you attend live events at your own risk

Given the fact this will be the new norm for years to come, what else are you gonna do? Sit in your houses for the rest of your lives?
by tarkys_ears
Fri May 15, 2020 12:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Keir Starmer the future
Replies: 313
Views: 8994

Re: Keir Starmer the future

I see the average joe Labour voter has now defected to the Tory, which has only left behind the most unhinged idiots who believe Corbin is the future.

Still, good news for us Tories.
by tarkys_ears
Fri May 15, 2020 12:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Keir Starmer the future
Replies: 313
Views: 8994

Re: Keir Starmer the future

Don't you like clearer, cleaner and pollution free air, very limited road and air traffic noise and pollution and the clear sound of birds celebrating these changes? Big, big benefit in my book. That's got to bring hope for everyone's futures. :) And what studies have taken place to say that these ...
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 14, 2020 8:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?
Replies: 23
Views: 883

Re: Would Donald Trump be a good owner for Burnley Football Club?

Oh my! Even something as daft as this has got the resident clowns in a twist!
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 14, 2020 8:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Keir Starmer the future
Replies: 313
Views: 8994

Re: Keir Starmer the future

What do people think about the economy and covid-19? Is it possible that, strangely, it will ease the transition out of the EU (fewer goods trying to get through Dover and stuff)? Also, will the "environmental benefits" of lockdown, cleaner air, fewer car journeys, many fewer flight, give a big boo...
by tarkys_ears
Thu May 14, 2020 7:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Keir Starmer the future
Replies: 313
Views: 8994

Re: Keir Starmer the future

If he stopped trying to go down the route of appeasing the Corbin loving hardcore communists of North London with his petty politics and to-and-fro'ing and was seeing actually trying to help the current government, he might actually be able to get some Tory voters onside who are sick to death of the...
by tarkys_ears
Wed May 13, 2020 6:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: If spectators are banned for months to come is it time to consider rebuilding the Cricketfield stand ?
Replies: 39
Views: 2498

Re: If spectators are banned for months to come is it time to consider rebuilding the Cricketfield stand ?

Build it with what?

We've a twelvety trillion quid wage bill and we're gonna be in debt to sky for the next 50 years paying back this season's money.
by tarkys_ears
Sun May 10, 2020 6:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trippier return?
Replies: 57
Views: 3514

Re: Trippier return?

He said he wanted to come back and play for Burnley. I figure he's got 3-4 years left tops. Now could be the time, especially as we don't really have anyone decent on the right.
by tarkys_ears
Tue May 05, 2020 12:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Current Season Void Or Continue
Replies: 606
Views: 16226

Re: Current Season Void Or Continue

Legal nightmare if they carry on.

I suppose the weight of ongoing claims might be outweighed by the instant cash injection - that's all they'll care about at the moment.

They need to cancel the bloody season, the next one is about to start!
by tarkys_ears
Sat May 02, 2020 1:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Full Monty (Film)
Replies: 12
Views: 1009

Re: The Full Monty (Film)

I put "horse" to shame
by tarkys_ears
Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Most hated players.
Replies: 23
Views: 1645

Re: Most hated players.

claptrappers_union wrote:
Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:22 am
I've been watching Burnley since the early 90's and I think, as a player, Kurt Nogan has had the biggest reaction when returning to play against us.

I think, if we ever cross paths with Danny Drinkwater again, he will be booed.
Unless we end up in the conference next year, I don't think we will!
by tarkys_ears
Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Are we likely to start training again soon?
Replies: 72
Views: 3138

Re: Are we likely to start training again soon?

I sincerely hope that gobbing all over the place is officially banned and becomes a bookable offence. Disgusting habit in whatever situation, but it assumes even more significance, if that's possible, in the current climate. Said the person who's clearly never done a minutes exercise in his life.
by tarkys_ears
Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Moise Kean
Replies: 19
Views: 2251

Re: Moise Kean

This board really has turned into the dumping ground for miserable old peoples grievances...

At least it used to have other topics and a bit of football thrown it to water it down.
by tarkys_ears
Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Has anyone noticed...
Replies: 30
Views: 1841

Re: Has anyone noticed...

Really? I’ve noticed totally the opposite. The only people who have failed to keep their distance whilst passing me are the older generation, be it through daftness or lack of awareness I’m not sure. Thinking about it, maybe the oldies are struggling with the guidance being in metric? Some daft old...
by tarkys_ears
Wed Apr 22, 2020 12:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Has anyone noticed...
Replies: 30
Views: 1841

Re: Has anyone noticed...

I "let" a nice lady jogger go down an alleyway in front of me when I was out for my exercise yesterday... that was my treat for the day ;)

I do love the old "yoga pants" or whatever they're called
by tarkys_ears
Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sir Richard Branson
Replies: 103
Views: 4955

Re: Sir Richard Branson

He's asking for a loan against his property. If he didn't give a ****, he'd let it fold and count his money on his island. You're all embarrassingly pathetically envious - he's richer than you, get over it. Funny how you're all quick to go on about peoples jobs at stake, but here you don't give a **...
by tarkys_ears
Fri Apr 10, 2020 9:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: China
Replies: 24
Views: 1285

Re: China

The whole of the far East, including China is much further advanced Technology wise, than most of Europe. They have an advantage over us, that a lot of our manufacturing infrastructure is very old and not fit for modern industry. Their factories are far more modern, built for purpose, and therefore...
by tarkys_ears
Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Boris Johnson moved to intensive care
Replies: 204
Views: 10938

Re: Boris Johnson moved to intensive care

G'wan Boris Lad!
by tarkys_ears
Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Players Together
Replies: 54
Views: 2219

Re: Players Together

Like many other people who use "companies" and/or other schemes to hide their income, if they just paid their 45% like the rest of us, maybe the NHS wouldn't need extra funding?
by tarkys_ears
Wed Apr 08, 2020 12:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Swan killed on canal in Burnley
Replies: 108
Views: 4771

Re: Swan killed on canal in Burnley

Quickenthetempo wrote:
Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:59 am
According to the facebook comments the man got chased to into his house. Maybe some good old vigilante style ass kicking took part.
Ah yes, the good old "vigilante" - never any problems caused there.

And why should they get to beat him up in your eyes?
by tarkys_ears
Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:36 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Swan killed on canal in Burnley
Replies: 108
Views: 4771

Re: Swan killed on canal in Burnley

Why do people killing animals bring out the worst of mentalists?

Do you show such rage every time you read about a murder? I'll bet you don't.
by tarkys_ears
Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:13 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wondered who it is Stockpiling?
Replies: 26
Views: 2063

Re: Wondered who it is Stockpiling?

I've got six sachets of yeast and about 3kg of flour... Haven't seen a tin of yeast for months now.

I need my yeast and flour to make bagels for the 2kg of smoked salmon in my freezer
by tarkys_ears
Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:27 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How's the old barnet looking?
Replies: 44
Views: 2222

Re: How's the old barnet looking?

I'm still looking good, business at the front, party in the back

Ya gotta keep on keepin' on!
by tarkys_ears
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Bill Withers
Replies: 13
Views: 701

Re: RIP Bill Withers

Bill Withers who's sadly no longer "Withers"

-

That's what Alan partridge would be saying
by tarkys_ears
Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cryptic Capital Cities Quiz 2
Replies: 38
Views: 600

Re: Cryptic Capital Cities Quiz 2

11 - What happened to a gentleman crying in agony?
by tarkys_ears
Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cryptic Capital Cities Quiz 2
Replies: 38
Views: 600

Re: Cryptic Capital Cities Quiz 2

1. Dad - get in this sack - 2. Linda, put some clothes on - 3. That's not my vehicle. - 4. It keeps being multiplied by two. - Dubberlin 5. Vehicle for a male cow. - Car-Bull 6. Feline and a gent sat on the toilet. - Cat-Man-Doo? 7. A grave for some vehicles. - 8. Not very good on the karaoke - Sin...
by tarkys_ears
Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sadiq Khan
Replies: 43
Views: 2211

Re: Sadiq Khan

I'd rather they "sacrifice" their wages on a monthly basis, say at 45% like the rest of us
by tarkys_ears
Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:32 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Furloughed Pay
Replies: 92
Views: 3362

Re: Furloughed Pay

If you are furloughed you shouldn’t be working at all. The government are paying the 80% not the employer. As pointed out people can be given reduced hours but this wouldn’t be furlough. It would be reduced hours with no government support for the employer. You're more than welcome to take a temp j...
by tarkys_ears
Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jamie Oliver
Replies: 37
Views: 1699

Re: Jamie Oliver

I don't mind him, until he turns into a douchebag. You'll be watching him thinking "oh he's alright, why don't I watch this" then he'll go completely over the top whilst opening a bag of pasta or dancing whilst tossing something in a pan which immediately makes me think "what an absolute ****" and t...
by tarkys_ears
Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Face mask
Replies: 44
Views: 1592

Re: Face mask

I wear mine over my face when I sneak into the NHS hour at Tesco with a "borrowed" ID.

They never ask!
by tarkys_ears
Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Leisure Time at Home
Replies: 20
Views: 1337

Re: Leisure Time at Home

Local cricketer wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:04 pm
Hammering pornhub
Finally, somebody with a real life!