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by tarkys_ears
Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Any computer experts on here?
Replies: 22
Views: 417

Re: Any computer experts on here?

Sounds like a nutter....

The hacker doesn't sound too normal either
by tarkys_ears
Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sterling sent home
Replies: 48
Views: 2074

Re: Sterling sent home

Grumps wrote:Doesn't give him the right to assault a team mate though


Shouldn't have tried to push him over a hoarding then should he.
by tarkys_ears
Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: VAR and Offside
Replies: 29
Views: 506

Re: VAR and Offside

Actually all said and done, it needs scrapping. Today.
by tarkys_ears
Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:30 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: VAR and Offside
Replies: 29
Views: 506

Re: VAR and Offside

They need to go NFL style or whatever and give each manager one VAR call per half with a refund if a decision is overturned.
by tarkys_ears
Tue Nov 12, 2019 8:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: VAR and Offside
Replies: 29
Views: 506

Re: VAR and Offside

They should stick to clear and obvious errors. I don't think any VAR check has been for anything that falls into that category
by tarkys_ears
Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Racism in Ukraine
Replies: 3
Views: 467

Re: Racism in Ukraine

Links dead. you got another?
by tarkys_ears
Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Singapore recommendations
Replies: 26
Views: 327

Re: Singapore recommendations

Treat yourself to a suite or club room at marina bay sands. You can drink enough champagne every night to cover the cost of the room.

Wouldn't stay on Orchard area personally, I'd aim for downtown or raffles area.

Eat in Chinatown
by tarkys_ears
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:47 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Facts About the NHS
Replies: 91
Views: 1508

Re: Facts About the NHS

Could always vote labour... You'll never need to worry about the NHS again!
by tarkys_ears
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gender neutral toilet
Replies: 42
Views: 1250

Re: Gender neutral toilet

Th'as either got a cock or tha ant!

If in doubt just use the gents, they've got both kinds of bogs and don't get as upset on "intruders"!

..not difficult really
by tarkys_ears
Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: You think you know someone, but actually you dont
Replies: 32
Views: 1933

Re: You think you know someone, but actually you dont

Considering the amount of sympathy and understanding from people on here about mental health and addiction issues, surely he should be hugged better and people should be more understandinf?
by tarkys_ears
Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Capital Cities
Replies: 60
Views: 1115

Re: Capital Cities

Lichtenstein
by tarkys_ears
Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Capital Cities
Replies: 60
Views: 1115

Re: Capital Cities

Angola
by tarkys_ears
Mon Nov 04, 2019 5:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: European car hire
Replies: 21
Views: 534

Re: European car hire

Go on the area you're looking at on Google maps and search car hire. Click on them and read the reviews.

Used some "local" ones before with good reviews with everything included for about a quarter of the price of big named companies
by tarkys_ears
Mon Nov 04, 2019 5:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Teachers Strike on Wednesday
Replies: 23
Views: 1269

Re: Teachers Strike on Wednesday

ZizkovClaret wrote:Rather heroically missing the point there, well done


Why do these type of comparisons always come up in justification then?
by tarkys_ears
Mon Nov 04, 2019 3:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Teachers Strike on Wednesday
Replies: 23
Views: 1269

Re: Teachers Strike on Wednesday

ZizkovClaret wrote:As it is, you can get more working in LIDL, so the base salary is in dire need of that 10% raise, in case that seems excessive


Then they should work in Lidl if it's about the money
by tarkys_ears
Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lewis Hamilton.
Replies: 28
Views: 787

Re: Lewis Hamilton.

You're trying hard with this post to trigger that guy who doesn't like him so you can shout "racist" to improve your social credit score aren't you. After some more free rides on the mass transit?
by tarkys_ears
Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How Can
Replies: 21
Views: 1623

Re: How Can

Burnley1989 wrote:Tit


Dry your eyes love!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: KRBFC Thread
Replies: 13
Views: 788

Re: KRBFC Thread

Maybe they should make a Tony thread where only the party line can be repeated? Might make you lot happier with what you read
by tarkys_ears
Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Inexcusable
Replies: 102
Views: 4396

Re: Inexcusable

Spijed wrote:We didn't deserve to lose against Leicester


No but we did anyway.

We lose when we deserve it, we lose when we don't.

Were going down
by tarkys_ears
Sat Nov 02, 2019 3:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We would have beaten plenty of teams today
Replies: 65
Views: 2678

Re: We would have beaten plenty of teams today

Goodclaret wrote:I'm not sure I really trust your analysis of a match when:

1) You don't know the final score
2) You think another goal doesn't matter, and,
3) You don't think it matters how well we played



Hope were playing well today!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Nov 02, 2019 3:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Knives and Forks utd versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 398
Views: 6808

Re: Knives and Forks utd versus MIGHTY CLARETS

ARE WE PLAYING WELL LADS? AFTER ALL, THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We would have beaten plenty of teams today
Replies: 65
Views: 2678

Re: We would have beaten plenty of teams today

Oh sorry. I didn't see the end. As if it makes a difference ,cuck
by tarkys_ears
Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We would have beaten plenty of teams today
Replies: 65
Views: 2678

Re: We would have beaten plenty of teams today

We lost 1-4 I don't give a **** how "well" we played, the result is still shite.... Mind you we played shite despite people thinking we didn't.
by tarkys_ears
Fri Oct 18, 2019 6:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: PPI
Replies: 43
Views: 1580

Re: PPI

£13k here.

Was sold a mortgage that couldn't be got "without it" (I think)

Had to go to the FCA or whomever it was but yeah... nice one.

Shame there was about 3 grand in tax due on the interest :(
by tarkys_ears
Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Costume Ban = Comedy Gold
Replies: 4
Views: 819

Re: Costume Ban = Comedy Gold

No Russian gangsters to lock up today?
by tarkys_ears
Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: El Camino
Replies: 51
Views: 3298

Re: El Camino

joey13 wrote:It was to Tarkys ears explaining the plot


Why would I need the plot explaining to me?
by tarkys_ears
Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Worst accent?
Replies: 83
Views: 2573

Re: Worst accent?

Put-on Scouse (think Carragher)


Sorry, cshhhchaaaarereigghghheeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh
by tarkys_ears
Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:55 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Things to do in or around the Lake District
Replies: 44
Views: 1796

Re: Things to do in or around the Lake District

No hiking, no drinking....

I hope your hotel has a pool or you're fooked son!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: El Camino
Replies: 51
Views: 3298

Re: El Camino

joey13 wrote:Season 5 of better call Saul is out in 2020
Gilligan has been busy on other projects obviously


As I obviously pointed out in my QUOTED comment. Obviously.
by tarkys_ears
Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your autumn pictures
Replies: 73
Views: 2827

Re: Your autumn pictures

In Tesco, today!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: El Camino
Replies: 51
Views: 3298

Re: El Camino

It was a bit disappointing.

It's very much like Better Call Saul where it takes ages for anything to happen.

They didn't make a season of Better Call Saul this year, presumably because of this.

This story didn't really need telling. It didn't really "add" anything.
by tarkys_ears
Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: El Camino
Replies: 51
Views: 3298

Re: El Camino

Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
by tarkys_ears
Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Czech Republic vs England
Replies: 153
Views: 4338

Re: Czech Republic vs England

Bin Ont Turf wrote:For the winning goal......can someone please tell me how Pickford ended up in the middle of his goal when the ball came from his left?


He threw his legs up beautifully when diving to make himself look "world class" though, which ofc is the main thing!
by tarkys_ears
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Czech Republic vs England
Replies: 153
Views: 4338

Re: Czech Republic vs England

FactualFrank wrote:It looks to me like Southgate has taken qualifying for granted, hence some strange selections.


I don't pay much attention to England. When I saw the team selection I assumed it was a friendly.
by tarkys_ears
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Czech Republic vs England
Replies: 153
Views: 4338

Re: Czech Republic vs England

IanMcL wrote:You miss the world cup?


The 2018 one?

Was a while ago.
by tarkys_ears
Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Czech Republic vs England
Replies: 153
Views: 4338

Re: Czech Republic vs England

Czech police out in force.

Shame they can't be showing this kind of force when it comes to dealing with Russian gansters and Albanian drug dealers!
by tarkys_ears
Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: For any masochists
Replies: 14
Views: 936

Re: For any masochists

I thought it was implicit that as clarets we WERE masochists!

Therefore you title should simple be "Hey up everyone on here, watch't telly at 5am, you'll right like it"
by tarkys_ears
Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Help for gaming addiction on NHS
Replies: 24
Views: 1051

Re: Help for gaming addiction on NHS

chipbutty wrote:And how many hours are you allowed on Up The Clarets? :D


That's self flagellation and masochism, not addiction!
by tarkys_ears
Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Colonoscopy
Replies: 63
Views: 2651

Re: Colonoscopy

Don't be ashamed if the doctor says "ah, look at that state of that, it's filthy Sheila, can you give it a wipe?", he might just be talking about the TV!
by tarkys_ears
Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BBC Bias
Replies: 22
Views: 1768

Re: BBC Bias

Vive la France, as they say in Rome!
by tarkys_ears
Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: When Tarky mugged off Richarlson
Replies: 4
Views: 1613

Re: When Tarky mugged off Richarlson

I think this is the moment Tarky got "green lit" by the favela mafia

Has anyone been round his house? Prolly find him burned alive with tyres wrapped round him.
by tarkys_ears
Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Help for gaming addiction on NHS
Replies: 24
Views: 1051

Re: Help for gaming addiction on NHS

Should bring in breeding licenses and that would sort most NHS issues out.
by tarkys_ears
Mon Oct 07, 2019 6:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mobile phone help needed please
Replies: 20
Views: 846

Re: Mobile phone help needed please

Scroll down from the top twice and press the cog.

Go to display > advanced > screen timeout. Change the setting there.


As for the credit popup, I think that's a short code or something you "dial" to turn that feature off
by tarkys_ears
Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pitchside electronic ad boards
Replies: 7
Views: 733

Re: Pitchside electronic ad boards

If we didn't have them then how would we know about the world's greatest expo in Dubai? :D That's what made me wonder if it was operated by the PL... not many Burnley folk will be exhibiting there, surely? I guess like everything, they're after the global TV audience, not british folk or people at ...
by tarkys_ears
Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:06 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Pitchside electronic ad boards
Replies: 7
Views: 733

Pitchside electronic ad boards

I know physically they belong to the PL but I was thinking about them the other day. Do we get money from these or are they part of the TV rights deal from the PL? I presume from the sometimes high profile ads that the latter is probably the case but presumably the club's shirt sponsors are also all...
by tarkys_ears
Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Changes to penalties ?
Replies: 10
Views: 1336

Re: Changes to penalties ?

I see McTominay got away with a dive in the box in the last minute earlier.

Should be banned for life after that cheap attempt!
by tarkys_ears
Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Labour now want to interfere in running football clubs
Replies: 60
Views: 2803

Re: Labour now want to interfere in running football clubs

dsr wrote:How can they ban zero hours contracts? Is there another legal way of appointing staff to (say) man the food kiosks other than zero hours contracts?


3 hour weeks on £20k a year.

No saturday or sunday working either!
by tarkys_ears
Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We're all going on a European Tour
Replies: 56
Views: 3182

Re: We're all going on a European Tour

Staying in the Premier league and reaping the financial rewards that it brings is the bed rock of a club like ours who don't have wealthy benifactors. Every game I go and watch us play in the Premier league feels like a cup final to me after watching us home and away for 7 seasons in the 4th divisi...
by tarkys_ears
Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: An incredible sight.
Replies: 27
Views: 3237

Re: An incredible sight.

tally wrote:but still 12pts behind Leaders Liverpool !!!!!!!!!!!


We'll catch em soon enough
by tarkys_ears
Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Scouse Mints
Replies: 220
Views: 10006

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Scouse Mints

burnleymik wrote:Delph dirty two footed tackle.


You mustg have a different stream to me!

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