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tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 14, 2024 12:05 pm
120 gummies

300g of jar!

Nice count. They look delicious. Shame about the "vegan" bit!

Whoops. Just re-read

Can you change the TOTAL! weight to 950g

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Clueless!

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120 gummies

300g of jar!

Nice count. They look delicious. Shame about the "vegan" bit!

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G'waaaaaaaan!

Little bit of commitment, a LOT of luck.

About time !

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How?!

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https://www.google.com/maps?sca_esv=2ee0018a8b8908ea&rlz=1C1CHZN_enGB954GB954&output=search&q=kozicka+prague&source=lnms&entry=mc&ved=1t:200715&ictx=111 Kozicka in Prague. Just off the main square. Best "locals" bar I went to. Still about £2 for .40cl beer. Been a while. Zizkov, you been, if so is i...

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CharlieinNewMexico wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:04 pm
Those pork things are going to the dog and if he won't eat them i'm sending them to you!

I'll look forward to em!

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Christ! You are making us work hard this week!

Pickles / Juice = 160 / 130ml(g)
Cracklings = 88
Hibiscus Leaves = 120

Ta for the count. Let us know how they are!

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Muric Leggings wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:25 pm
More like you pack her off to the supermarket soon as the food count is posted to purchase said product and you cheat

We're I Bosscat, i'd be demanding satisfaction!

Trial by combat or a duel would be my preference!

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Half the PL has been shite this year yet somehow we are worse

Could have written the script today - literally could as it's just the same old shite every game

J-rod coming on gave me a chuckle though.

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Right then. This was a mammoth count as it turns out there are actually 379! little pasta radiators. https://i.imgur.com/DyTT63C.jpeg The bag came in at a weighty 6g https://i.imgur.com/JpvRaX7.jpeg Looks like Bosscat (how predictable!) walks away with closest guess of 280 and finishes off with a co...

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Right. The count is now closed.

Counting commencing imminently!

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Bump!

About 1 hour to go

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Bump.

Last few hours

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jdrobbo wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 03, 2024 12:09 am
Pasta 231
Bag 7g

Double post. What would you like me to take your bag weight as?

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Oliver is a ******* clown.

Gimme Andy Madley, that bird lino and the short one who looks like he's about 18 but probably 45.

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**** the Premier League.

I'd rather go back to the Steve Cotterill days - who has really given a **** this season or the previous few?

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Hi all, Wouldn't normally start a count mid-game or 2 mins after the other has finished but it's comin' thick and fast (ooh err missus!) these days. Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Presenting a bag of Morrisons "the best" Radiatori pasta - 500g. https://i.imgur.com/NWJNmgw.jpeg Taking inspiratio...

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Food count coming thick n fast this week!

I'm gonna say

340 beans

210 jews

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"two points wasted" implies we've been sloppy or, well, wasteful. Any points not taken today were because of a harsh penalty decision, and probably not because of anything any Burnley player did wrong. So, yes. One point gained and absolutely not two wasted. And no need for the personal insults. Es...

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Pickles wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 30, 2024 4:56 pm
Is that a joke? Ten men against a side who've spent billions? It'd be a great point gained.

Yes, my point dumbass is would we be winning with 11 men?

...or is that not obvious enough for you?

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Not watching this one. Is it 2 points wasted or a point gained?

Sounds like it's been a good one

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Looks like Bosscat got a double-whammy!

Hopefully it will bring us some luck today!

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Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 29, 2024 11:51 am
If I was, it would be fish finger butties with red sauce.

...whats wrong with that?!

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Depends how fancy were talking but regular, run of the mill sandwich I'd say egg mayo with cold crispy bacon broken over the top. Bread would either be seeded or Jackson's white bread. As for extravagant, I do a mean turkey, cranberry, stuffing, gravy, pig in blanket (basically an Xmas sandwich) eve...

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Heheh weight of the bag. Good one!

I'm Gona goooooo

92 raspberries

4g for the bag

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This reminds me...

Has anyone ever turned on one of the ITV channels at about 11 o clock and theres some dodgy third rate Wrestling program on?

They clearly "dress" the lady wrestlers to provide something WWE cant!

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Anyone who ***** over a bookie is alright in my book!

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Mark the Claret wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 21, 2024 11:34 pm
Don't know who the statues modelled on, but Kane looks like one of Beavis and Butthead.

...it's not that good!

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He came to us to get in the PL shop window.

We got ours, he got his. End of story (and that business equilibrium suits me just fine!)

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A proper case of "hold me back boys" from Mopey!

JBG ain't big but don't discount the old 'nordic spirit'!

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Hopefully they'll win.

Good team cov. Was thinking last year was a fluke and they'd never ever get another run at the PL but it seems they're sticking with it

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4 wins in 29.

This time against 10 men.

...at least we didn't **** it away, I guess!

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spt_claret wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 16, 2024 5:04 pm
Many, many times under Dyche. Basically game management to run down the clock.

Ok, Sean.

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spt_claret wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 16, 2024 5:03 pm
Just go to the corner there Odobert so naïve

Why. So we can keep it for another half a second then lose it anyway?

When has this EVER worked for us? Tell me cos I'd really love to know.

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Again - this time with a boot to the head

..FFS this is a joke

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VAR fine but why hasn't Toney been booked?

Thats twice in the last few mins on Muric

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Beautiful!

Fofana has an eye for goal!

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- Peanuts - 52
- Raisins - 41
- Almonds - 30
- Paulie Walnuts - 19 (hehe!)
- Hazelnuts - 18
- Total Nuts - 140

Ta for the count and UTC!

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Bit of a pointless poll as there is absolutely no point in getting rid now.

Might have been more relevant at Xmas

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Turned it off.

Fed up of the same ****.

We could be given a 10 goal headstart and still **** it all away

And do we really not have better than Vitinho or Brownhill?

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What the **** was Trafford waiting for when Antonio is coming at him?

Lucky there!

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W00t!

Thanks for the count. Mega chuffed with my first points in ages!

They sound absolutely delicious by the way, I hope you're supping the jews with it!

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Oh beautiful!

What an interception by Fofana to get that ball in the first place

...whos playing in yellow by the way!?

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Ooooh what a worldie!

Great goal. Looking good so far!

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That ******* "weekend" song by a generic "indie" band that was always on radio x last year

Ooh yes a dead edgy indie band droning on about the weekend to the usual sounding generic indie guitar
Wow!

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...just paid £70 to see NG

Could have hired him to my house back in the day with a few mates round for that kind of money!

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