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There was some right shite being spouted on here yesterday about having him.

He's one of the best in the Prem, didn't seem to get a thing wrong today (except once getting in the way). You barely noticed him - the way it should be.

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At least we have a good number of counters tarky these days ... when Steve resurrected this a few seasons ago, there was only him and me doing the counts most weeks. Meaning we couldn't score any points. Even last season I think I did 10 or 11 counts out of 40ish ... This is the 1st season I have b...

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I think we should start a "winner stays on" rule for when we get a win.

(Maybe not in the Championship though, it could be a bit unfair!)

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Muric 8
Assignon 7
O 'Shea 7
Esteve 7
Taylor 7
Vitinho 6
Cullen 7
Berge 8 *
Bruun Larsen 7
Foster 6
Odobert 6

Brownhill 6
Gudmundsson 7

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It's about a quarter of our total goals scored this season.

Slightly worrying but quite funny at the same time!

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Well done. Enjoyable game.

Although don't look too much into this performance. Any other team would have battered our defence.

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Oh goody!

What a strike. How unlucky!

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OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brilliant from Foster.

Looked like they woke up in those last 2 minutes!

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...and playing out from the back WORKING SO WELL FOR US.

KEEP AT IT GUYS!

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Absolute ******* dogshit.

Letting em walk it all the way in.

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And there it is

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Good save from Muric.

The defence is the usual shambles. Sheff U seem to have discovered they need to keep chipping away at it cos theyre gonna get through.

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absolutely ******* unbelievable!

amazing stuff!

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Neil wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:20 am
You could start a thread titled Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley? and it would end up Muric v Trafford witin ten posts!

Vorders all day long for me.

...even though she's about 500 years old now.

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They're gonna have to super heat and cool them balls lest they accidentally end up with the big boys away vs a small venued team!

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A drunk chip. When you’re sitting there having a few and coming up with brilliant ideas that you know you’ll never remember in the morning, simply insert the chip in your ear and via its proximity to the brain it records all the data! William James describes a man who got the experience from laughi...

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distortiondave wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:48 pm
Does this mean they'll be 'properly' shown, as opposed to 'red buttoned'?
I saw a few red button games and it seemed like just a single camera - poor angles, local commentary, no replays - like watching it on the radio.

Oh god, I forgot all about that.

It was ******* awful!

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Coeus wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:43 pm
A bit presumptuous using Burnley to promote the product?

We'll be there. And so will Jay!

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Hopefully this should boost the income of the lower divisions.

...prolly net them a couple grand per week?

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Jamesy wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:14 am
Who would we be able to sell to raise the circa 30 million to buy him?

Our numerous £100m players should cover it

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tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 14, 2024 12:05 pm
120 gummies

300g of jar!

Nice count. They look delicious. Shame about the "vegan" bit!

Whoops. Just re-read

Can you change the TOTAL! weight to 950g

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Clueless!

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120 gummies

300g of jar!

Nice count. They look delicious. Shame about the "vegan" bit!

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G'waaaaaaaan!

Little bit of commitment, a LOT of luck.

About time !

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How?!

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https://www.google.com/maps?sca_esv=2ee0018a8b8908ea&rlz=1C1CHZN_enGB954GB954&output=search&q=kozicka+prague&source=lnms&entry=mc&ved=1t:200715&ictx=111 Kozicka in Prague. Just off the main square. Best "locals" bar I went to. Still about £2 for .40cl beer. Been a while. Zizkov, you been, if so is i...

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CharlieinNewMexico wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:04 pm
Those pork things are going to the dog and if he won't eat them i'm sending them to you!

I'll look forward to em!

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Christ! You are making us work hard this week!

Pickles / Juice = 160 / 130ml(g)
Cracklings = 88
Hibiscus Leaves = 120

Ta for the count. Let us know how they are!

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Muric Leggings wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:25 pm
More like you pack her off to the supermarket soon as the food count is posted to purchase said product and you cheat

We're I Bosscat, i'd be demanding satisfaction!

Trial by combat or a duel would be my preference!

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Half the PL has been shite this year yet somehow we are worse

Could have written the script today - literally could as it's just the same old shite every game

J-rod coming on gave me a chuckle though.

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Right then. This was a mammoth count as it turns out there are actually 379! little pasta radiators. https://i.imgur.com/DyTT63C.jpeg The bag came in at a weighty 6g https://i.imgur.com/JpvRaX7.jpeg Looks like Bosscat (how predictable!) walks away with closest guess of 280 and finishes off with a co...

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Right. The count is now closed.

Counting commencing imminently!

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Bump!

About 1 hour to go

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Bump.

Last few hours

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jdrobbo wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 03, 2024 12:09 am
Pasta 231
Bag 7g

Double post. What would you like me to take your bag weight as?

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Oliver is a ******* clown.

Gimme Andy Madley, that bird lino and the short one who looks like he's about 18 but probably 45.

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**** the Premier League.

I'd rather go back to the Steve Cotterill days - who has really given a **** this season or the previous few?

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Hi all, Wouldn't normally start a count mid-game or 2 mins after the other has finished but it's comin' thick and fast (ooh err missus!) these days. Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Presenting a bag of Morrisons "the best" Radiatori pasta - 500g. https://i.imgur.com/NWJNmgw.jpeg Taking inspiratio...

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Food count coming thick n fast this week!

I'm gonna say

340 beans

210 jews

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"two points wasted" implies we've been sloppy or, well, wasteful. Any points not taken today were because of a harsh penalty decision, and probably not because of anything any Burnley player did wrong. So, yes. One point gained and absolutely not two wasted. And no need for the personal insults. Es...

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Pickles wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 30, 2024 4:56 pm
Is that a joke? Ten men against a side who've spent billions? It'd be a great point gained.

Yes, my point dumbass is would we be winning with 11 men?

...or is that not obvious enough for you?

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Not watching this one. Is it 2 points wasted or a point gained?

Sounds like it's been a good one

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Looks like Bosscat got a double-whammy!

Hopefully it will bring us some luck today!

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Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 29, 2024 11:51 am
If I was, it would be fish finger butties with red sauce.

...whats wrong with that?!

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Depends how fancy were talking but regular, run of the mill sandwich I'd say egg mayo with cold crispy bacon broken over the top. Bread would either be seeded or Jackson's white bread. As for extravagant, I do a mean turkey, cranberry, stuffing, gravy, pig in blanket (basically an Xmas sandwich) eve...

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