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by Lord Beamish
Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Top Gear
Replies: 9
Views: 275

Re: Top Gear

Not enough Toxic Masculinity for my liking; therefore, I’m out.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wolves in for Tarkowski
Replies: 235
Views: 15087

Re: Wolves in for Tarkowski

Noblelight wrote:Who is your dad Holty?

I’d guess it was David Holt.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_H ... _born_1952)
by Lord Beamish
Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anal Fissure
Replies: 52
Views: 2429

Re: Anal Fissure

It is said that Auden wrote this about his own Anal Fissure. Enjoy.

https://www.snarke.com/2009/05/letter-to-wound.html?m=1
by Lord Beamish
Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anal Fissure
Replies: 52
Views: 2429

Re: Anal Fissure

Blackrod wrote:Opening this thread has just put me off my lunch.

I wouldn’t google image ‘anal fistula’ if I were you. Especially if your lunch has peri peri mayonnaise on it
by Lord Beamish
Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ade, Ade, Ade ...
Replies: 24
Views: 1844

Re: Ade, Ade, Ade ...

Loved Ade Akinbiyi. When he was good, he was very, very good.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Another murderer released
Replies: 169
Views: 2700

Re: Another murderer released

dsr wrote:Would anybody here who has a crying baby, be happy to have this chap move in next door?

I wouldn’t ask him to babysit.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:45 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Public Service Announcement
Replies: 15
Views: 861

Re: Public Service Announcement

If Up The Clarets was Cluedo...

Prof. Imploding Turtle, in the Chatroom, with Cognitive Dissonance.

Don’t go changing, IT.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Vegan Fish & Chips, Anyone?
Replies: 33
Views: 1120

Re: Vegan Fish & Chips, Anyone?

TheFamilyCat wrote:Show me a banana that can swim and i’ll believe!

Oh ye if little Faith!
by Lord Beamish
Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Vegan Fish & Chips, Anyone?
Replies: 33
Views: 1120

Re: Vegan Fish & Chips, Anyone?

Unbeliever!
by Lord Beamish
Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Leeds move for Vydra
Replies: 167
Views: 9981

Re: Leeds move for Vydra

Bosscat wrote:Sorry FC m8 this isn't a criticism but...

self-aggrandizement
/əˈɡrandɪzm(ə)nt/
noun
noun: self-aggrandisement
the action or process of promoting oneself as being powerful or important.
"critics accused him of self-aggrandizement"

It’s a bit of an in-joke, Bosscat.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Laurent Banide in at Oldham
Replies: 8
Views: 1127

Re: Laurent Banide in at Oldham

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:Til July or August ?

August, when he will be replaced by Crash Bandicoot.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Leeds move for Vydra
Replies: 167
Views: 9981

Re: Leeds move for Vydra

FF/Muchacho does have a tendency to self-aggrandisement. He invented Salt, don’t you know? And the Comma.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:36 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Victoria Derbyshire
Replies: 40
Views: 2841

Re: Victoria Derbyshire

Freudian Slip...
by Lord Beamish
Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Justin Edinburgh dies
Replies: 34
Views: 2185

Re: Justin Edinburgh dies

What a real shocker. Bloody hell!
by Lord Beamish
Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:58 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: All time classic LP's
Replies: 119
Views: 2956

Re: All time classic LP's

Welcome to Wherever You Are - INXS
The Crossing - Big Country
The Hounds if Love - Kate Bush
Clutching at Straws - Marillion
Parallel Lines - Blondie
by Lord Beamish
Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Blackburn To Be Sold?
Replies: 24
Views: 2520

Re: Blackburn To Be Sold?

FactualFrank wrote:Didn't they end their boycott as soon as they climbed into the top 10?

They certainly did when Manchester Utd came to town last year.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Happy birthday Spades
Replies: 34
Views: 450

Re: Happy birthday Spades

Many happy returns, Your Maj.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Andy Murray
Replies: 26
Views: 1188

Re: Andy Murray

Has the look of a young Charlton Heston. I wonder what his opinion of the 2nd Amendment is?
by Lord Beamish
Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:09 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nigel Slater.
Replies: 47
Views: 2840

Re: Nigel Slater.

I get (WNAKER!)sudden-onset Tourette’s Syndrome (WNAKER!)whenever I watch anything with Nigel Slater on it.(WNANKER!)
by Lord Beamish
Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sarri looks to be on his way
Replies: 17
Views: 1214

Re: Sarri looks to be on his way

A 3rd Place League Finish(with Champion’s League Qualification).
A League Cup Runners-Up place.
A Europa League Winner.

Not bad for a shit-Italian.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trippier starts
Replies: 31
Views: 1839

Re: Trippier starts

Murger wrote:Don't know how anyone can want Liverpool to win.

There’s many a closet Red on here.
by Lord Beamish
Fri May 31, 2019 7:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chris Sutton what a idiot
Replies: 25
Views: 2763

Re: Chris Sutton what a idiot

You’re talking about him. That’s just what he wanted you to do.
by Lord Beamish
Thu May 30, 2019 9:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Never Trust
Replies: 45
Views: 2122

Re: Never Trust

Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes.
by Lord Beamish
Mon May 27, 2019 7:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Derby vs Villa
Replies: 142
Views: 4784

Re: Derby vs Villa

Top Claret wrote:About time they reigned the spending in, they have blown a fortune over the years and got nowhere

Like on a 5 year deal for Bryson to prevent us from signing him. That was money well spent, wasnt it?
by Lord Beamish
Mon May 27, 2019 7:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Derby vs Villa
Replies: 142
Views: 4784

Re: Derby vs Villa

I think cost cutting is going to seriously effect Derby’s chances, next season. The interview with Mel Morris, before the match, was quite interesting. I get the impression that today’s match was shit-or-bust for them.
by Lord Beamish
Mon May 27, 2019 2:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's Your Favourite Biscuit?
Replies: 54
Views: 1325

Re: What's Your Favourite Biscuit?

The now defunct Abbey Crunch. I don’t eat biscuits anymore.
by Lord Beamish
Mon May 27, 2019 11:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Newcastle to be sold
Replies: 32
Views: 3447

Re: Newcastle to be sold

ecc wrote:Newcastle = THE sleeping giant.

Really? When they had the whip hand in the mid-90s, they won the square root of f@ck all. Even R*vers won more than them when they were backed by money.
Newcastle Utd are only Sleeping Giants in their own minds.
by Lord Beamish
Mon May 27, 2019 11:25 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lowerhouse v Burnley Cricket Rivalry
Replies: 86
Views: 3477

Re: Lowerhouse v Burnley Cricket Rivalry

I find the parochialism of Local League Cricket endearingly amusing.
by Lord Beamish
Mon May 27, 2019 11:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Derby vs Villa
Replies: 142
Views: 4784

Re: Derby vs Villa

Derby deserve to go up for their services to English Football in knocking Leeds out at the Semi Final stage. Come on Frank Lampard’s Derby County!
by Lord Beamish
Sat May 25, 2019 9:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ten years this weekend
Replies: 63
Views: 3244

Re: Ten years this weekend

I’ve never been so p!ssed watching a match. I have virtually no memories of the game. The DVD afterwards filled the gaps. I was so nervous, pre-game, that after my group settled in a bar in Kilburn, I proceeded to drink Long Island Ice Teas in the sunshine until I could barely speak. The Journey to ...
by Lord Beamish
Fri May 24, 2019 1:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: If you could re-live one goal celebration .....
Replies: 78
Views: 2621

Re: If you could re-live one goal celebration .....

smudge wrote:Ashley Barnes goal against Wolves in the promotion season .
Great goal and an important one.Watched it many times seems to get better every time.

Ashley Barnes didn’t score against Wolves in either Promotion Season.

Sorry, just seen your edit.

It was a cracking goal. Samba Football.
by Lord Beamish
Fri May 24, 2019 9:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: If you could re-live one goal celebration .....
Replies: 78
Views: 2621

Re: If you could re-live one goal celebration .....

Vokes against QPR to seal automatic promotion on the way to the Champonship. It put paid to Middlesbrough and Brighton’s plans for a closed-shop game up at the Riverside on the final day.
by Lord Beamish
Thu May 23, 2019 12:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: M25 murderer set to be released
Replies: 39
Views: 1814

Re: M25 murderer set to be released

Stayingup wrote:Are you for real or what?

You do realise that I didn’t give a value judgement on that, don’t you? It was just a speculation.
by Lord Beamish
Thu May 23, 2019 10:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: M25 murderer set to be released
Replies: 39
Views: 1814

Re: M25 murderer set to be released

Just pure speculation, but i do wonder if Mr Noye is terminally ill.
by Lord Beamish
Thu May 23, 2019 10:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Another one Shilton couldnt save
Replies: 17
Views: 1663

Re: Another one Shilton couldnt save

Stalbansclaret wrote:2.Naming his children Buddy Bear , River Rocket, Daisy Boo etc...I mean imagine being a kid at Primet or Mansfield in the 1970s and being called Buddy Bear or River Rocket.

An unusual thought experiment considering it’s not the 1970s, and they’re not going to go to either of those schools anyway.
by Lord Beamish
Wed May 22, 2019 8:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How it is when you don't come straight back up
Replies: 99
Views: 4171

Re: How it is when you don't come straight back up

While I’m not overly bothered if we sign anyone from WBA, it will be nice for us to finally have the whip hand in any negotiations with them. I don’t think, for example, that Dawson will be renegotiating a new contract with WBA at our expense, this time.
by Lord Beamish
Wed May 22, 2019 11:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Have a lovely Summer folks
Replies: 14
Views: 928

Re: Have a lovely Summer folks

Announce; Flounce.
by Lord Beamish
Tue May 21, 2019 10:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hollywood actors
Replies: 18
Views: 611

Re: Hollywood actors

Aye. I can’t watch ‘Meet the Fockers’ without it being ruined by that bloody Kia Advert.
by Lord Beamish
Tue May 21, 2019 6:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New home kit
Replies: 249
Views: 16139

Re: New home kit

I liked the look of the Jade and Black Kit, and the fact that we barely won in it doesnt effect my liking of it. Some thought it Jinxed, but not me. We were just awful away from home because the then Manager was tactically inept at setting a team up away from home. Nowt to do with the kit.
by Lord Beamish
Tue May 21, 2019 1:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trippier to Napoli?
Replies: 15
Views: 2210

Re: Trippier to Napoli?

Tricky Trevor wrote:Apart from John Charles British defenders don’t have a great record in Italy.
Even Des Walker went backwards there.
Good luck to him whatever his future brings. One of our best.

I know Charles could play in defence, but he was primarily a Striker. He scored 350 career goals.
by Lord Beamish
Tue May 21, 2019 1:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How it is when you don't come straight back up
Replies: 99
Views: 4171

Re: How it is when you don't come straight back up

West Brom, relegated a year ago and just failed to go back up. The consequence is that they can't keep loan player Dwight McNeil. Interesting read on how the club progresses https://www.expressandstar.com/sport/football/west-bromwich-albion/2019/05/21/comment-inability-to-sign-dwight-gayle-a-sign-o...
by Lord Beamish
Tue May 21, 2019 1:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rottweilers
Replies: 18
Views: 941

Re: Rottweilers

Having kids in the house, there’s no way I’d have a Staffy, or a Rotty as a pet. The same for Mastiff type breeds, too. Their owners all say just how gentle they are, but I wouldn’t want to have to pull one of the buggers of my child if it ever turned. I’ve no problem with anyone else having them. T...
by Lord Beamish
Tue May 21, 2019 10:34 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ribery and Robben
Replies: 11
Views: 712

Re: Ribery and Robben

cricketfieldclarets wrote:I did see Ribery at Texaco on Padiham Road filling up yesterday.

So did I. He accidentally dropped his fuel receipt and fell over as it brushed his foot. The physio was sent on, and five minutes later he was away.
by Lord Beamish
Tue May 21, 2019 10:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley owners ranked 5th best in Premier League.
Replies: 10
Views: 1711

Re: Burnley owners ranked 5th best in Premier League.

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Can't disagree. What they have done for the club is phenomenal.

Can they improve? Always. But they have done an incredible job for our club and continue to do so.

Always room for improvement, but credit where it’s due; our Club is in safe hands at the moment.
by Lord Beamish
Tue May 21, 2019 10:09 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: YES! Farage Milkshaked
Replies: 579
Views: 12799

Re: YES! Farage Milkshaked

Rowls wrote:Lancaster wins the Golden Swastika Award for being the first to invoke Adolf Hitler on this stupidest of stupid threads.

Congratulations Lancaster!

Image

Is that badge from your Presonal Collection, Rowls?
by Lord Beamish
Tue May 21, 2019 9:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Steven Caldwell on Radio Lancs
Replies: 13
Views: 1742

Re: Steven Caldwell on Radio Lancs

Up there with Dobson, Pender(twice), Davis, Shackell, and Heaton(twice) as Captains who have led us to Promotion in my time watching(too young to have seen Dobbo do it the first time). He’ll always be special to me.
by Lord Beamish
Mon May 20, 2019 7:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: YES! Farage Milkshaked
Replies: 579
Views: 12799

Re: YES! Farage Milkshaked

My guess is that he’ll get a caution and a fine. I wouldn’t put any money against the fine being paid by crowd-funding, either.
by Lord Beamish
Mon May 20, 2019 5:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: YES! Farage Milkshaked
Replies: 579
Views: 12799

Re: YES! Farage Milkshaked

Wow! The Right-Wingers on here have gone into High-Minded Overload.
by Lord Beamish
Mon May 20, 2019 10:34 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Foreign Names Translated
Replies: 38
Views: 1173

Re: Foreign Names Translated

David Silva.

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