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by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Meanwhile, in Cairns, Queensland.
Replies: 20
Views: 1037

Re: Meanwhile, in Cairns, Queensland.

FCBurnley wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:15 pm
I think Lord Beamish replies give us a strong clue to who he is !!!
Who is he?
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:58 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How's the old barnet looking?
Replies: 27
Views: 1487

Re: How's the old barnet looking?

I look a bit like a dandelion clock.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:34 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Has this sports void made you really miss it?
Replies: 23
Views: 729

Re: Has this sports void made you really miss it?

My general disinterest in other sports and my recent disengagement from Football has made this a smooth transition for me.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Meanwhile, in Cairns, Queensland.
Replies: 20
Views: 1037

Re: Meanwhile, in Cairns, Queensland.

Enty1974 wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:18 am
I tried ringing. He doesnt answer
He closes at 5pm on a Friday.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Meanwhile, in Cairns, Queensland.
Replies: 20
Views: 1037

Re: Meanwhile, in Cairns, Queensland.

morpheus2 wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:59 am
Do we know this Claret btw? Is he a poster?
I know him.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Meanwhile, in Cairns, Queensland.
Replies: 20
Views: 1037

Meanwhile, in Cairns, Queensland.

Business is booming for this Claret, supplying van rentals and home delivery for supermarkets.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Furlough
Replies: 20
Views: 1012

Re: Furlough

Q: So, how long have you been Furloughed?
A: 220 yds, Miss.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Eddie Large
Replies: 38
Views: 1352

Re: RIP Eddie Large

BurnleyMickSouth wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:55 pm
Ha ha ha ..............Lord Beamish........its STILL the wrong picture thats John Prescott who was the so callled deputy Prime Minister under Tony Blair.....................go on Beamish try again for the 3rd time....lol :roll:
Third time lucky.

R.I.P. Eddie Large.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Eddie Large
Replies: 38
Views: 1352

Re: RIP Eddie Large

Sorry to hear the news regarding Eddie Large but why has Lord Beamish put up a picture of Mike Brewer from Deals on wheels,/ THAT IS not Eddie Large.....UNLESS Mike Brewer has passed on as well, saw Little & Large at the Golden Garter in Manchester about 30 years ago when i worked at COLOROLL in Ne...
by Lord Beamish
Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Eddie Large
Replies: 38
Views: 1352

Re: RIP Eddie Large

R.I.P. Eddie Large.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley 4-3 Millwall
Replies: 24
Views: 1706

Re: Burnley 4-3 Millwall

I remember that game for being the last time I saw a friend of mine alive. Andy was in his late 30s and in the full grip of MS. I saw him after the game; he was in his wheelchair, his body was physically diminishing, his speech was slurred, but his eyes were smiling. I asked him if he enjoyed the ma...
by Lord Beamish
Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: I Could Have Been Somebody
Replies: 39
Views: 1865

Re: I Could Have Been Somebody

Too often, History is considered to be about Kings and Queens, Wars and Battles, Political upheavals, Turmoil and Strife. Whilst this is the framework of History, the really interesting stuff is the lives of the everyday person and peoples. That, after all, is what life is all about. Thank you, Wik,...
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: unacceptable behaivor BOXING
Replies: 26
Views: 1113

Re: unacceptable behaivor BOXING

What an utter fool.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 84
Views: 5890

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

Devils_Advocate wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:03 pm
Dont get upset DSR, just give that bedside photo you have of the witch an extra big sloppy kiss before bedtime tonight
Then give it a wipe with a disinfectant cloth, of course.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 84
Views: 5890

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

Triggered.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lockdown jokes and memes.
Replies: 84
Views: 5890

Re: Lockdown jokes and memes.

.....
by Lord Beamish
Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Prince Harry
Replies: 19
Views: 1589

Re: Prince Harry

The only test he should take is a Paternity Test.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:40 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Liz Kershaw punted from 6Music
Replies: 32
Views: 1703

Re: Liz Kershaw punted from 6Music

I’ve never listened to 6Music. I barely listen to the Radio at all, these days.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: WSC - Bob Lord biography review
Replies: 39
Views: 1290

Re: WSC - Bob Lord biography review

The assertion that Jimmy McIlroy was sold to “ballancw the books” shows a distinct lack of insight.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Mar 24, 2020 9:15 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Calm Down
Replies: 11
Views: 1011

Re: Calm Down

Remember, Kids; once we’re through all this, we’ve got the sh!t-show that is Brexit to look forward to.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's Times. Burnley least Woke place.
Replies: 42
Views: 2480

Re: Today's Times. Burnley least Woke place.

If this messageboard is owt to go by, Burnley is full of complete whoppers.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Barley is closed
Replies: 44
Views: 3106

Re: Barley is closed

Just got back from a morning cycle. The roads are really quiet; which is a blessing.

Taking the dog out over the hills behind our house, once they get up. Acres and acres of open countryside, where any other people out walking can be given a very wide berth.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mum
Replies: 22
Views: 1005

Re: Mum

This evening took Ma Beamish her cards and presents from Ladies G & S, some flowers from myself, and some toilet rolls as her and Pa Beamish were running out. She was most pleased.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:30 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kenny Rodgers RIP
Replies: 16
Views: 630

Re: Kenny Rodgers RIP

R.I.P. Kenny.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is This The End Of Huge Wages For Footballers
Replies: 28
Views: 1193

Re: Is This The End Of Huge Wages For Footballers

DAVETHEVICAR wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:17 pm
Don’t think the Premiership players will have wages cut.
Sky sports will continue to give excellent value for those who love Watching English football around going to see their club play live.
Is that you, Rupert?
by Lord Beamish
Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Peter Whittingham
Replies: 35
Views: 4576

Re: Peter Whittingham

Just goes to show how fragile life can be.

R.I.P. Peter.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is your livelihood at risk due to coronavirus ?
Replies: 97
Views: 2770

Re: Is your livelihood at risk due to coronavirus ?

I’m sorry Eversteadyeddie, but you are coming across as an utter tw*t on this thread.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Roy Hudd
Replies: 27
Views: 1105

Re: RIP Roy Hudd

Pearcey wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:45 pm
I was waiting for a Beamish post when I saw this news. Fair play morpheus.
I’d been out in the garden at Beamish Towers, all day.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Roy Hudd
Replies: 27
Views: 1105

Re: RIP Roy Hudd

morpheus2 wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:33 pm
I'm almost certainly positive that I inadvertently beat you to something....
You certainly did.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RIP Roy Hudd
Replies: 27
Views: 1105

Re: RIP Roy Hudd

Rod Hull died 20-odd years ago, after falling off his roof whilst trying to adjust a TV aerial so that he and his son could watch a Champions’ League Match.
It was the first(and only) time in football history that Hull went down as a result of a game between Man Utd and Inter Milan.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Football Focus tody.
Replies: 42
Views: 1946

Re: Football Focus tody.

I think now would be a good time for the promotion and relegation outcomes between the top two divisions to be put to a vote on a secret committee.

Championship for us, next term.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: National League crowds should be good today
Replies: 24
Views: 1361

Re: National League crowds should be good today

TheFamilyCat wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:17 pm
The mrs has stockpiled so I'm going to nick a few and throw them on the pitch (like the good old days).
Such conspicuous consumption.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:23 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Karen Brady wtf?
Replies: 94
Views: 4700

Re: Karen Brady wtf?

Cubanclaret wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:22 am
You’d think some behind closed doors games could be managed at the very least
This is the most obvious solution.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Karen Brady wtf?
Replies: 94
Views: 4700

Re: Karen Brady wtf?

It might be good news for Bury FC, if this season is cancelled. They could re-join next season.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:26 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Spooks
Replies: 7
Views: 673

Re: Spooks

There’s no such thing!

Sorry! Wrong thread.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: National League crowds should be good today
Replies: 24
Views: 1361

Re: National League crowds should be good today

I bet there’s no bog roll in the toilets by the end of the match.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: brioche
Replies: 57
Views: 1829

Re: brioche

tarkys_ears wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:21 am
...yeah, having a bit of egg and milk in your bread makes you a softie!
Triggered.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: brioche
Replies: 57
Views: 1829

Re: brioche

In fairness, you’re a ponce for ordering brioche.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gordon Cowans - diagnosed with Alzheimer's
Replies: 13
Views: 816

Re: Gordon Cowans - diagnosed with Alzheimer's

His legs had gone by the time he had his few cameo appearances with us, but it was obvious just how classy a player he had been.

I wish him nowt but the best in his fight against this terrible condition.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 09, 2020 1:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Interesting questions!!!!!!
Replies: 101
Views: 3611

Re: Interesting questions!!!!!!

Who do Grimsby fans use as an example when they want to use the “the likes of Grimsby on a Tuesday night” cliche?
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Carlos Tevez
Replies: 30
Views: 1544

Re: Carlos Tevez

TVC15 wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:49 pm
Mother of God
When he was born the midwife had to have gas and air!
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Max Von Sydow
Replies: 23
Views: 1095

Max Von Sydow

Dead; 90.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Carlos Tevez
Replies: 30
Views: 1544

Re: Carlos Tevez

randomclaret2 wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:45 am
What has his appearance got to do with anything ?
Nothing really. I just think it’s notable that he looks like someone has set fire to his face and then put it out with a golf shoe.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:40 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Carlos Tevez
Replies: 30
Views: 1544

Re: Carlos Tevez

Gordaleman wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:30 am
That's mostly because of the rope burn around his neck where someone tried to hang him. He could have had it removed with the wages he earns, but he chose to keep it to remind himself where he came from.
He was accidentally burned with scalding water as a kid. The rest is reasonably accurate.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Carlos Tevez
Replies: 30
Views: 1544

Re: Carlos Tevez

And hideously ugly to boot.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Score v Man City
Replies: 42
Views: 1069

Re: Score v Man City

Sneaky 2:1 win to the Clarets.