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by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 21, 2019 5:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match of the Day
Replies: 4
Views: 418

Re: Match of the Day

Watford must f* cking HATE City!
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 21, 2019 5:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: PNE
Replies: 10
Views: 659

Re: PNE

I’d take them pipping Leeds to one of the Automatic Spots.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 21, 2019 5:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds
Replies: 192
Views: 3140

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds

And Woody got off the mark. He’s a streaky striker. I’d expect more from him in the next few games.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 21, 2019 5:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jeff Hendrick
Replies: 31
Views: 1235

Re: Jeff Hendrick

He’s been a key player in our establishment as a Premier League side. He’s 27, and hasn’t yet hit the sweet-spot of his career.

I do hope he signs another deal for us.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 21, 2019 5:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds
Replies: 192
Views: 3140

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds

Great result for us. Scored when were were dominant, kept a clean sheet, and it sounded like we played well.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 21, 2019 2:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Peter Beardsley
Replies: 54
Views: 1274

Re: Peter Beardsley

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by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds
Replies: 192
Views: 3140

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds

Yellow Bird, up high in Banana Tree...
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Danny Drinkwater
Replies: 116
Views: 2495

Re: Danny Drinkwater

It's been said almost a million times that the DD deal took around a week to complete, so hardly 11th hour. It may not have been last last minute, but it was a. Wet late in the window, make-do-and-mend type signing, that our approach to actually improving the midfield of the First 11 has got us int...
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 21, 2019 11:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Danny Drinkwater
Replies: 116
Views: 2495

Re: Danny Drinkwater

Jesus Christ and Muhammad are historical figures. God and Allah are myths. Whilst Muhammad is certainly a figure in real history, almost contemporaneous with, let’s say, Charlemagne, and with similar contemporary accounts of his life and activities, Jesus is less so. There is precious little contem...
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: PREVIEW: Burnley and Norwich finally to meet in the Premier League
Replies: 5
Views: 252

Re: PREVIEW: Burnley and Norwich finally to meet in the Premier League

Never crossed my mind that he had played in that game and was surprised to see his name there. I think that's one of the Andrew Driver type ships that's long sailed. Over four years since the last attempt to sign him when he was sat upstairs at the Turf just waiting to put his signature on the form...
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:26 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: PREVIEW: Burnley and Norwich finally to meet in the Premier League
Replies: 5
Views: 252

Re: PREVIEW: Burnley and Norwich finally to meet in the Premier League

ClaretTony wrote:They did, the line ups are at the bottom of the article linked.

Indeed they are. I see one/many time Burnley target Henri Lansbury’s on there, too.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: PREVIEW: Burnley and Norwich finally to meet in the Premier League
Replies: 5
Views: 252

Re: PREVIEW: Burnley and Norwich finally to meet in the Premier League

If I’m correct, Jay Rod and Jack Cork played in that 2:1 win against Norwich at the Turf(Eddie Howe’s first match).
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sapiosexual !!
Replies: 62
Views: 2167

Re: Sapiosexual !!

I wonder if Ronson checks out any potential suitor’s Mensa Membership?
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Staggering stats from Saturday
Replies: 30
Views: 2131

Re: Staggering stats from Saturday

duncandisorderly wrote:I'm not sure the idea is to bat one out into the cornflakes, tufty, but it would likely enhance the flavour.

Is that what I’ve been doing wrong? I thought it was a tough w*ank!
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Staggering stats from Saturday
Replies: 30
Views: 2131

Re: Staggering stats from Saturday

duncandisorderly wrote:Cornflakes were invented as an attempt to stop people masturbating.

They don’t do owt for me. I’ve never had a hand-shandy over a bowl of Cornflakes.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Sep 19, 2019 7:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sapiosexual !!
Replies: 62
Views: 2167

Re: Sapiosexual !!

Bosscat wrote:Cara is a bright lass and alive :evil: ... whereas Muggeridge died in 1990 ;) so perhaps a Muggeridge lover would be a Necrophiliac :(

Even when he was alive he was a pompous and hypocritical wind-bag. I’d prefer a w*nk.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sapiosexual !!
Replies: 62
Views: 2167

Re: Sapiosexual !!

Devils_Advocate wrote:When whats going to end - crappy showbiz news or people needless concerning themselves with something that has absolute no baring on their existence at all?

It might be a typo, but it’s ‘bearing’ not ‘baring’.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Sep 19, 2019 12:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Norwich predicted scoreline
Replies: 57
Views: 1937

Re: Norwich predicted scoreline

Either team may win with the odd goal in 5 or maybe 7.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ben Stokes hits out at The Sun
Replies: 68
Views: 2550

Re: Ben Stokes hits out at The Sun

Diabolical b* stards! Despicable, odious bottom-feeders. And that’s just people who buy and read these rags. The people that write for them are just parasites; and beneath contempt.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheff United
Replies: 45
Views: 4045

Re: Sheff United

I can’t help but feel that it’s usually best to see how many points we’ve got after 38 games, rather than how many we’ve picked up in a five game period.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:40 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Norwich
Replies: 76
Views: 3709

Re: Norwich

Saturday’s game should be interesting.
Norwich clearly are t going to compromise their stacking principles for any team. This could work out well for us, especially at home. I could see either team winning this one by the odd goal in five or even seven.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kompany Testimonial
Replies: 40
Views: 1627

Re: Kompany Testimonial

Hart sould have played, but disguised himself as Russ Abbott, so he didn’t upset the over-sensitive on here.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: "Football is about opinions"
Replies: 14
Views: 733

Re: "Football is about opinions"

You’re entitled to your opinions, just don’t make the mistake of thinking that anyone actually gives the tiniest of f *cks about them.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RycwYRcm3Lc
by Lord Beamish
Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Does anyone here read the Sun newspaper?
Replies: 51
Views: 2250

Re: Does anyone here read the Sun newspaper?

Only for the pictures.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:27 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Freddie Flintoff
Replies: 12
Views: 1223

Re: Freddie Flintoff

Northern Lad, done good. What’s not to like?
by Lord Beamish
Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Adkins to Huddersfax
Replies: 39
Views: 3042

Re: Adkins to Huddersfax

Great to see an young English manager get a chance at moving up the ladder. Huddersfield are well supported and funded, with a great stadium and training facilities. I hope he does well.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England vs Kosovo
Replies: 128
Views: 2726

Re: England vs Kosovo

I really hope Kosovo get this back.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England vs Kosovo
Replies: 128
Views: 2726

Re: England vs Kosovo

Lol, skilz!
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kevin Long
Replies: 30
Views: 3559

Re: Kevin Long

Good luck, Big Lad.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Marvin Sordell
Replies: 56
Views: 3374

Re: Marvin Sordell

As someone who has suffered and been on anti depressants for 20+ Years I can see that Macca has a point. Perhaps using the word ‘fashionable’ didn’t help but if you look at the number of times defence lawyers/guilty parties use mental health as a reason they committed a crime/remorse after a crime ...
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Arise Sir Geoffrey...
Replies: 89
Views: 2792

Re: Arise Sir Geoffrey...

TheFamilyCat wrote:Services to wifebeating?

And to Black-Face. That’s surely what he must’ve done to get this gong?
by Lord Beamish
Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:25 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels...
Replies: 11
Views: 1897

Re: Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels...

Don’t mess with guns, kids!
by Lord Beamish
Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sir Mo
Replies: 65
Views: 2651

Re: Sir Mo

He deserves a Gong for his services to Meat-Free meals, let alone owt else.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:28 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Javi Gracia sacked
Replies: 48
Views: 2376

Re: Javi Gracia sacked

"However we are pretty much 100% dependant on Dyche and when he finally goes we will almost certainly drop out of the Prem League and drift quickly towards the bottom half of the Championship and close to League 1" How do you know? How do you know that there is not a more capable manager ...
by Lord Beamish
Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Drink water injury
Replies: 463
Views: 25613

Re: Drink water injury

The temptation, if this story is true, is to send him back; and if we did so, I would fully understand. However, in such strange ways are loyalties won. It’s time for Sean Dyche to put his Man Management Skills into place. Back him fully. Get his head sorted and help his career back on track. Make h...
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: burnley vs pne 96/97 season
Replies: 34
Views: 1189

Re: burnley vs pne 96/97 season

I’ll always judge a manager on the results and performances he gets for us. Best way. Indeed. It’s worth bearing in mind that first bunch of games were mopping up the remnants of Jimmy Mullen’s last half season with us. The fall away after Ward left could well be put down to the squad just not bein...
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: burnley vs pne 96/97 season
Replies: 34
Views: 1189

Re: burnley vs pne 96/97 season

They were better than us, against us anyway. Shame they couldn't do it when it mattered. Shame. They had their fair share of good Managers around then; David Moyes, Craig Brown, Wee Billy. They all failed to just take them that last step, bless ‘em. That last punt, under Irvine, really ended up cos...
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: burnley vs pne 96/97 season
Replies: 34
Views: 1189

Re: burnley vs pne 96/97 season

That was the start of an unbroken 12 year mini rivalry with PNE. It was an ersatz arrangement due to us barely playing R*vers in that time, but it was quite an affair, while it lasted. Then we had the temerity to finally put the debate about who was the Superior team to bed, and we’ve left them behi...
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Roy Keane speaks out about two former Clarets
Replies: 82
Views: 4845

Re: ARTICLE: Roy Keane speaks out about two former Clarets

Keane’s always been a gobshyte. He’s now an increasingly irrelevant gobshyte, seeing as he’s left the world of Football Management/Coaching, and is now a member of the Claptrapper’s Union.
Yesterday’s man.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:13 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Drink water injury
Replies: 463
Views: 25613

Re: Drink water injury

Why on earth does anyone keep engaging with Boysie?
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Robert Mugabe Dead
Replies: 34
Views: 1338

Re: Robert Mugabe Dead

I hope they drive a stake though his heart to make sure.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brexit: The Naked Truth
Replies: 14556
Views: 272099

Re: Brexit: The Naked Truth

Paint me like one of your French Girls, Jack.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Michael Owen calls out the Toon Army
Replies: 30
Views: 2844

Re: Michael Owen calls out the Toon Army

I must thank Michael Owen for giving me one of the last times I truly enjoyed watching the England National Team. That hat-trick against the Germans, in their own back yard, is still a wonder to behold.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads
Replies: 29
Views: 2836

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Where the hell is "The land of Abunbace" :lol: :lol: :lol: I have travelled quite extensively and thats one place thats never ever appeared on any itinerary :D I think it’s one of the lesser known places visited by Lemuel Gulliver. Everyone there is whacked out on shyte American ‘beer’.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Michael Owen calls out the Toon Army
Replies: 30
Views: 2844

Re: Michael Owen calls out the Toon Army

Spot on, Michael.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lowerhouse Canteen closes
Replies: 15
Views: 1884

Re: Lowerhouse Canteen closes

I was in there for a do last year, and the place was looking very shabby. I’m saddened, but not surprised to hear about this.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brighton (away) - General Info Thread
Replies: 25
Views: 1840

Re: Brighton (away) - General Info Thread

This is my one and only away game, this season(most probably), and I’m making a weekend of it with friends who live in Redhill. We’re doing drinks in Lewes, pre-match, and a few scoops in Brighton afterwards. Train all the way.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mighty Clarets versus Scousepool
Replies: 140
Views: 4002

Re: Mighty Clarets versus Scousepool

Ben Mee at fault for second; and I’m sure he’ll hold his hands up for it. Lethally finished, mind.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Steve harper
Replies: 45
Views: 1877

Re: Steve harper

Harper was a talented lower league winger, and a key part of our 4th Division Championship Squad. He was far from the worst player we’ve ever had.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Liverpool predictions?
Replies: 58
Views: 1781

Re: Liverpool predictions?

Pain.

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