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by cbx750
Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good jokes
Replies: 143
Views: 12547

Re: Good jokes

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic. "That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant ...
by cbx750
Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Italian Grand Prix
Replies: 53
Views: 1799

Re: Italian Grand Prix

Lewis : 'when did West Ham change their badge? '
by cbx750
Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Clothing Repair
Replies: 29
Views: 1320

Re: Clothing Repair

There used to be a place down the side of The Mechanics, don't know if it's still there.
Some dry cleaning shops offer a repair service.
by cbx750
Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dean Saunders jailed for ten weeks
Replies: 50
Views: 3317

Re: Dean Saunders jailed for ten weeks

Leisure wrote:Is there a driving ban as well?


30 Months.
by cbx750
Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Peaky Blinders
Replies: 25
Views: 1548

Re: Peaky Blinders

They're time limited on iplayer, I think the last ones expire sometime in September.
by cbx750
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tenerife...
Replies: 26
Views: 1348

Re: Tenerife...

Take a bag of crisps and watch it expand as the air gets thinner.
by cbx750
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Peaky Blinders
Replies: 25
Views: 1548

Peaky Blinders

New series starts Sunday. Anyone who want's to watch or record other episodes, the whole of series 1 is on BBC 4 tonight at 10:00 series 2 to 4 on every night through to Monday, 3 episodes a night.
by cbx750
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tenerife...
Replies: 26
Views: 1348

Re: Tenerife...

Cold when in the shade or if windy.
by cbx750
Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 20812
Views: 788732

Re: adeola friday

Jimmy
by cbx750
Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:30 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley F C in pictures
Replies: 411
Views: 17152

Re: Burnley F C in pictures

Who knew Dracula was a Claret?
by cbx750
Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:25 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Peter Fonda
Replies: 12
Views: 1050

Peter Fonda

Died aged 79, RIP Easy Rider.
by cbx750
Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley F C in pictures
Replies: 411
Views: 17152

Re: Burnley F C in pictures

I mean the Beehole was extended in 1970, not when the photo was taken.
by cbx750
Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley F C in pictures
Replies: 411
Views: 17152

Re: Burnley F C in pictures

ClaretTony wrote:Early 80s - the sloping back of the Bee Hole End disappeared in the 1960s


Summer of 1970 I think.
by cbx750
Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley F C in pictures
Replies: 411
Views: 17152

Re: Burnley F C in pictures

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by cbx750
Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: geoff love
Replies: 9
Views: 1434

Re: geoff love

He did come from Tod, was at the same school as my mum.
by cbx750
Sun Jul 28, 2019 11:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Any local flooding yet?
Replies: 11
Views: 1451

Re: Any local flooding yet?

Just driven Tod to Hebden Bridge and back, the river is about 3 feet below the wall (that's higher than the road) at Callis Bridge with a foot of water on the road.
by cbx750
Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: They came back to t'Turf
Replies: 47
Views: 2447

Re: They came back to t'Turf

tim_noone wrote:Andre gray...Michael keane..


I see what you did there.
by cbx750
Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: They came back to t'Turf
Replies: 47
Views: 2447

Re: They came back to t'Turf

ClaretCliff wrote:If Stan Ternent counts then you can't leave out Harry Potts.


He didn't say played twice just came back.
by cbx750
Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: They came back to t'Turf
Replies: 47
Views: 2447

Re: They came back to t'Turf

Peter Swan
by cbx750
Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: They came back to t'Turf
Replies: 47
Views: 2447

Re: They came back to t'Turf

Stan Ternent
by cbx750
Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Boris
Replies: 997
Views: 24527

Re: Boris

PaintYorkClaretnBlue wrote:But I’m not the one complaining, and I didn’t when Brown was PM.


I know you're not. I'm just adding to the list. ;)
by cbx750
Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Boris
Replies: 997
Views: 24527

Re: Boris

PaintYorkClaretnBlue wrote:Oh, and what about Gordon Brown? Did he win an election? I’m not particularly a Boris fan but claims from the left that he has no mandate to serve as PM is a bit rich.


And James Callaghan so that's 2 each.

Edit, I forgot Macmillan and Major.
by cbx750
Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Motorpoint
Replies: 34
Views: 2248

Re: Motorpoint

TheFamilyCat wrote:Probably a bit unfair to criticise them for that; most car buyers do their browsing online now so dealers have to advertise cars at their bottom prices to attract buyers so don’t have the “wriggle room” they had in the past.


Not criticising just stating a fact.

Or should that be FACT. :D
by cbx750
Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Motorpoint
Replies: 34
Views: 2248

Re: Motorpoint

Used them 10 years ago seemed ok but after checking Autotrader there were many cars same model/mileage/age for the same or lower price. Also told them the date I could get my money out but they still kept phoning me to come and get the car. Do not expect them to negotiate on price or trade in. I wou...
by cbx750
Mon Jul 08, 2019 7:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is this Now The Real World?
Replies: 30
Views: 1659

Re: Is this Now The Real World?

Sutton-Claret wrote:Nearly ran a youth over today crossing the road whilst staring down at his phone (he also had earphones in...). This is getting more common, hopefully I'll get one soon.


Had this the other day, the lad glared like I had ****** in his pocket when I pipped the horn.
by cbx750
Sat Jun 22, 2019 6:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley looking to redevelop the Cricket Field stand
Replies: 172
Views: 17716

Re: Burnley looking to redevelop the Cricket Field stand

Didn't Field Marshal Montgomery come to the Turf once or have I imagined that.
by cbx750
Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cordless Grass Mower
Replies: 51
Views: 3453

Re: Cordless Grass Mower

Croydon Claret wrote: It's a royal pain in the ass to start after being in the shed all winter.


Do you drain the tank before storing as the petrol goes stale over time? I run mine till the tank is empty then fill with fresh petrol in the spring and it always starts first or second pull.
by cbx750
Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cordless Grass Mower
Replies: 51
Views: 3453

Re: Cordless Grass Mower

I was in the same situation and got a petrol mower but it has a steel body and weighs quite a bit, l would look for a plastic body if I ever need another.
by cbx750
Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hampton Court ghost
Replies: 54
Views: 3827

Re: Hampton Court ghost

tim_noone wrote:But there are ghosts......arent there? :shock:


'Course there are, I've seen them on the telly.
by cbx750
Sun Jun 02, 2019 3:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Personalised Burnley phone cases
Replies: 7
Views: 965

Re: Personalised Burnley phone cases

by cbx750
Tue May 28, 2019 8:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wife wants
Replies: 27
Views: 2926

Re: Wife wants

My daughter has one, she hates it and wishes she'd stuck with Samsung.
by cbx750
Wed May 22, 2019 7:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brexit: The Naked Truth
Replies: 14533
Views: 270543

Re: Brexit: The Naked Truth

Commons leader Andrea Leadsom has quit the cabinet, saying she no longer believes the government's approach will deliver Brexit.
by cbx750
Wed May 22, 2019 7:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Another one Shilton couldnt save
Replies: 17
Views: 1915

Re: Another one Shilton couldnt save

Quickenthetempo wrote:Was Shilton's wife ever on the game or did some mischievous longsider make it up?


I'm sure she was on lots of his games.
by cbx750
Thu May 09, 2019 10:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The beginning of the end for privatised railways?
Replies: 79
Views: 3996

Re: The beginning of the end for privatised railways?

Whilst we are on about how wonderful the German rail network is, does anyone know how much income tax the Germans pay? Income tax in Germany is progressive: first, income tax rates start at 14%, then they rise incrementally to 42%; last, very high income levels are taxed at 45%. The top tax rate of...
by cbx750
Fri May 03, 2019 6:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: TV shows...
Replies: 55
Views: 1928

Re: TV shows...

SussexDon1inIreland wrote:The Saint

So much so that I bought a replica of the car he used Volvo P1800 which I still have


UTC


Corgi or Matchbox.? ;)
by cbx750
Fri May 03, 2019 1:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bolton
Replies: 1301
Views: 92260

Re: Bolton

Foulthrow wrote:Who scored?

I think it was an own goal.
by cbx750
Fri May 03, 2019 10:22 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: TV shows...
Replies: 55
Views: 1928

Re: TV shows...

Fireball XL5
Catweazle
The Prisoner
My Favourite Martian
by cbx750
Sun Apr 28, 2019 11:56 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Booking a Cruise
Replies: 35
Views: 1467

Re: Booking a Cruise

It's amazing how those who admit to have never been on a cruise insist they are crap! This. Mrs. cbx badgered me for ages to go on a cruise but I didn't fancy it, I finaly relented and went on one, Fiords in Summer then in Winter for the Northern Lights and loved them both. Looking forward to booki...
by cbx750
Sat Apr 27, 2019 9:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Booking a Cruise
Replies: 35
Views: 1467

Re: Booking a Cruise

O/T what happens if you go a shore and don’t get back on time do they leave you behind as it’s in the contract you sign? I.E. you go a shore at your own risk. If you are on an official excursion and the coach is late for any reason the ship will wait but as BB says it will leave you if you are late...
by cbx750
Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Champagne banned from Cup Final changing rooms
Replies: 51
Views: 2208

Re: Champagne banned from Cup Final changing rooms

Imploding Turtle wrote:but "PC brigade" is totally meaningful.


No that's another phrase that gets on my tits.
by cbx750
Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Champagne banned from Cup Final changing rooms
Replies: 51
Views: 2208

Re: Champagne banned from Cup Final changing rooms

Snowflake, the most overused meaningless insult used on this board. :roll:
by cbx750
Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Songs for Colin
Replies: 40
Views: 2419

Re: Songs for Colin

Take Colin from Neil Warnock and rearrange the leftover letters.
by cbx750
Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Concorde 50 Today
Replies: 44
Views: 1428

Re: Concorde 50 Today

Mrs. cbx worked on the nose of Concorde.
by cbx750
Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Inappropriate names
Replies: 51
Views: 2408

Re: Inappropriate names

I was once sent to mend a machine at a firm and had to ask the receptionist for Mr. Muff.
by cbx750
Sat Apr 06, 2019 6:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Today's highlights
Replies: 6
Views: 1125

Re: Today's highlights

Works for me too.
by cbx750
Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is extended car warranty worth it?
Replies: 14
Views: 938

Re: Is extended car warranty worth it?

Yes, you have to have the manufacturers warranty. It covers everything. They even sent their representative out to replace a headlight bulb once. He was here within ten minutes and fixed it in five. If you look on YouTube as to how complicated a procedure this can be, you will see how impressive th...
by cbx750
Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 92
Views: 3382

Re: Tommy Robinson

scrambledclaret wrote:(I even met one nice South African ;) )



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk
by cbx750
Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anyone Fancy a Cruise?
Replies: 50
Views: 2517

Re: Anyone Fancy a Cruise?

Bosscat wrote:But I wouldn't be contemplating Norway at this time of year :shock:


Went to Norway last March on Aurora and had a fantastic time including a bit of rough sea.

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by cbx750
Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Les Ter
Replies: 287
Views: 6783

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Les Ter

IanMcL wrote:I am Charnock Richard services having a charge.


Is that a euphemism? :D
by cbx750
Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Volkswagen
Replies: 23
Views: 1552

Re: Volkswagen

Lowbankclaret wrote:So what did he do??




https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47566898

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