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Sutton-Claret wrote:Nearly ran a youth over today crossing the road whilst staring down at his phone (he also had earphones in...). This is getting more common, hopefully I'll get one soon.

Had this the other day, the lad glared like I had ****** in his pocket when I pipped the horn.

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Didn't Field Marshal Montgomery come to the Turf once or have I imagined that.

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Croydon Claret wrote: It's a royal pain in the ass to start after being in the shed all winter.

Do you drain the tank before storing as the petrol goes stale over time? I run mine till the tank is empty then fill with fresh petrol in the spring and it always starts first or second pull.

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I was in the same situation and got a petrol mower but it has a steel body and weighs quite a bit, l would look for a plastic body if I ever need another.

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tim_noone wrote:But there are ghosts......arent there?

'Course there are, I've seen them on the telly.

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There might be one here he likes.

https://www.personalisedfootballgifts.c ... hone-cases

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My daughter has one, she hates it and wishes she'd stuck with Samsung.

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Commons leader Andrea Leadsom has quit the cabinet, saying she no longer believes the government's approach will deliver Brexit.

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Quickenthetempo wrote:Was Shilton's wife ever on the game or did some mischievous longsider make it up?

I'm sure she was on lots of his games.

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Whilst we are on about how wonderful the German rail network is, does anyone know how much income tax the Germans pay? Income tax in Germany is progressive: first, income tax rates start at 14%, then they rise incrementally to 42%; last, very high income levels are taxed at 45%. The top tax rate of...

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SussexDon1inIreland wrote:The Saint

So much so that I bought a replica of the car he used Volvo P1800 which I still have

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Corgi or Matchbox.?

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Foulthrow wrote:Who scored?

I think it was an own goal.

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Fireball XL5
Catweazle
The Prisoner
My Favourite Martian

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It's amazing how those who admit to have never been on a cruise insist they are crap! This. Mrs. cbx badgered me for ages to go on a cruise but I didn't fancy it, I finaly relented and went on one, Fiords in Summer then in Winter for the Northern Lights and loved them both. Looking forward to booki...

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O/T what happens if you go a shore and don’t get back on time do they leave you behind as it’s in the contract you sign? I.E. you go a shore at your own risk. If you are on an official excursion and the coach is late for any reason the ship will wait but as BB says it will leave you if you are late...

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Imploding Turtle wrote:but "PC brigade" is totally meaningful.

No that's another phrase that gets on my tits.

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Snowflake, the most overused meaningless insult used on this board.

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Take Colin from Neil Warnock and rearrange the leftover letters.

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Mrs. cbx worked on the nose of Concorde.

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I was once sent to mend a machine at a firm and had to ask the receptionist for Mr. Muff.

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Works for me too.

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Yes, you have to have the manufacturers warranty. It covers everything. They even sent their representative out to replace a headlight bulb once. He was here within ten minutes and fixed it in five. If you look on YouTube as to how complicated a procedure this can be, you will see how impressive th...

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scrambledclaret wrote:(I even met one nice South African )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk

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Bosscat wrote:But I wouldn't be contemplating Norway at this time of year

Went to Norway last March on Aurora and had a fantastic time including a bit of rough sea.

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IanMcL wrote:I am Charnock Richard services having a charge.

Is that a euphemism?

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Lowbankclaret wrote:So what did he do??

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47566898

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Can I get.

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[quote="Rick_Muller"]My contribution to the thread... gold star for anyone knowing where I was today when I took it

Australia.

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The Planes Indians practiced polygamy, and one chief had three squaws. The first squaw lived in a teepee of elk hide, the second in a teepee made of buffalo hide, and the youngest in a teepee of hippopotamus hide. Then he slept with each wife on the eve of his great hunting trip. He was gone nine mo...

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piston broke wrote:I've posted two today one of 1.8Mb went direct from ipad another of 2.8Mb gave me a fail and I had to use tinypic. Is there a size limit?

2Mb I think.

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dougcollins wrote:I'd love to put a picture on, but I can't even use the quote function.

See post 38.

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Came over Tod at 10500 feet yesterday heading for Manchester.

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http://cricsports.sc/watch/live/watford-vs-burnley-live-streaming

Went off as I posted.

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There were plenty of cars with tickets on after last Saturdays game with Barnsley, mostly for parking across dropped kerbs. Its the same after every Saturday game. People see the space at the end of a street and just park there regardless of there being a dropped kerb. The wardens are out around th...

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My car roof Christmas Eve morning.

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Are these genuine fakes?

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It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.
(Fred Wedlock 1981)

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Camel racing on Tod park.

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Eagles Crag near The Staff of Life in Tod.

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Eagles Crag.

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Went to the airport because after Brexit there will be no planes flying.

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Vegas Claret wrote:Tunisia keeper hasn't made a single save this half, ******* shambolic

He still hasn't.

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Did not feel decent to me can't explain it just gave me the creeps.

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Polperro, looks nice in photos but when I went there the place gave me the creeps, it was like I had died ther in a previous life.

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Lincoln have taken the last play off place.

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https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=isle+of+man+from+blackpool&newwindow=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiS2pGd-uzaAhXKKMAKHWe3BdIQ_AUIDCgD&biw=1067&bih=513&dpr=1.5

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I have a Moto Guzzi V9 Roamer. The best I had was a ST1300 Pan Eurupean, the one I had most fun on was a Suzuki GT750.

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V9 Roamer 850cc. Small pillion seat although this years model has a larger one, panniers and top box can be added.

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