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by Longsidebovril
Sat Aug 08, 2020 10:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Funniest thing you have seen at a football match
Replies: 64
Views: 2618

Re: Funniest thing you have seen at a football match

The bloke who brought his date onto the longside... early 90s.
She tottered on in heels and dressed up all nice.
We were playing Cardiff on a Tuesday night when I think it was Robbie Painter scored after 16 seconds.
She disappeared under the ensuing melee and we didn’t see her again.
by Longsidebovril
Sat Jul 11, 2020 3:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Champions versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 336
Views: 11558

Re: Champions versus MIGHTY CLARETS

“Nick Pope” is trending on Twitter
by Longsidebovril
Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Palace versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 502
Views: 12271

Re: Woy's Pal Arse versus MIGHTY CLARETS

IanMcL wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:36 pm
Tarkowski Tarkowskisorts Milivoyevic
You’ve been Tarked
by Longsidebovril
Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Championship manager 01/02
Replies: 75
Views: 2040

Re: Championship manager 01/02

Seem to remember a striker called To Madeira whose pretty handy.
by Longsidebovril
Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:58 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The most `celebrated` Burnley goals ever?
Replies: 83
Views: 3059

Re: The most `celebrated` Burnley goals ever?

Was anyone here actually behind that Paterson strike? Must have been a thing of beauty to see that curling towards you
by Longsidebovril
Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kenny Rodgers RIP
Replies: 16
Views: 755

Re: Kenny Rodgers RIP

He broke even.
by Longsidebovril
Fri Mar 20, 2020 12:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bene’n’ot
Replies: 7
Views: 848

Re: Bene’n’ot

I had a Bene and hot in The Savoy in London.
Was on a night out and saw it was an ingredient in one of their cocktails so asked and they brought me out a Benedictine and a jug of hot water. Reckon they don’t sell many in there!
by Longsidebovril
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual Manchester City game
Replies: 160
Views: 3349

Re: The virtual Manchester City game

Shhhhhhh ....Sports Report is on

Do do do do do do do do do diddly do do do
Diddly do do do
Diddly do do do
by Longsidebovril
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual Manchester City game
Replies: 160
Views: 3349

Re: The virtual Manchester City game

Oh god it’s Chico!
by Longsidebovril
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual Manchester City game
Replies: 160
Views: 3349

Re: The virtual Manchester City game

Is that.... a parachute?
by Longsidebovril
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual Manchester City game
Replies: 160
Views: 3349

Re: The virtual Manchester City game

VAR checking
by Longsidebovril
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual Manchester City game
Replies: 160
Views: 3349

Re: The virtual Manchester City game

Where’s bfcmick? He’s usually 5 minutes ahead of my stream
by Longsidebovril
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The virtual Manchester City game
Replies: 160
Views: 3349

Re: The virtual Manchester City game

Rats
by Longsidebovril
Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match of the Day
Replies: 80
Views: 5770

Re: Match of the Day

Marney&Mee wrote:
Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:47 pm
I had to double take that it was actually Mourinho being interviewed. Bags under his eyes like Ternent!
Looked like Anakin Skywalker
by Longsidebovril
Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brownhill having medical
Replies: 234
Views: 23727

Re: Brownhill having medical

This is worse than the last ten minutes at Old Trafford ...
by Longsidebovril
Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ground name quiz.
Replies: 77
Views: 1415

Re: Ground name quiz.

Dean West View
by Longsidebovril
Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ground name quiz.
Replies: 77
Views: 1415

Re: Ground name quiz.

David Eyresome Park
by Longsidebovril
Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ground name quiz.
Replies: 77
Views: 1415

Re: Ground name quiz.

Gordon Sincil Banks
The Den nis Wise
by Longsidebovril
Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Lampard's Embargo lifted
Replies: 388
Views: 14710

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Lampard's Embargo lifted

My heart is dreaming of a Roy of the Rovers esque hat trick.

My head says another goal for them...
by Longsidebovril
Sat Dec 14, 2019 4:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Newcastle
Replies: 269
Views: 8976

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Newcastle

Shut up shut up shut up
by Longsidebovril
Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Newcastle
Replies: 269
Views: 8976

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Newcastle

Vegas Claret wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:40 pm
easily as bad as Watford away in the first half
Hope the second half’s the same
by Longsidebovril
Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Newcastle
Replies: 269
Views: 8976

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Newcastle

Good afternoon every one.
Three of your Earth points please.
by Longsidebovril
Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tottingham lukewarmspurts Versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 369
Views: 12894

Re: Tottingham lukewarmspurts Versus MIGHTY CLARETS

ClaretAndJew wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:12 pm
Better log back out again
Bye
by Longsidebovril
Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tottingham lukewarmspurts Versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 369
Views: 12894

Re: Tottingham lukewarmspurts Versus MIGHTY CLARETS

Right. I’ve logged in for luck.

3-3 please
by Longsidebovril
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Welcome Back Everyone
Replies: 25
Views: 1329

Re: Welcome Back Everyone

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got til its gone
They paved footy mad
Put up the Clarets.com
by Longsidebovril
Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Clarets
Replies: 8
Views: 678

Re: The Clarets

I thought we showed all our experience today...call it shi.thousery if you like but it worked. Got called a cheat as we left the ground by a crazy woman too! Not bothered in the slightest. When we played West Brom a season or so ago Ben Foster was time wasting from the start. Today he was on the oth...
by Longsidebovril
Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ken Burns Documentary
Replies: 15
Views: 985

Re: Ken Burns Documentary

Is this the same Ken Burns of the zoom in/ pan across photo screen saver style?
by Longsidebovril
Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FAO Socrates
Replies: 80
Views: 3674

Re: FAO Socrates

I’ve been following him on Twitter. Inspirational stuff and I wish him all the best in his recovery.
by Longsidebovril
Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: “I let the side down”
Replies: 105
Views: 6662

Re: “I let the side down”

Dear Lord...this is toe curling.
He won’t have any recollection of this interview tomorrow.
by Longsidebovril
Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Activity / running watch
Replies: 8
Views: 451

Re: Activity / running watch

Cheers for that. Maybe I’ll see what Black Friday offers come up.
by Longsidebovril
Thu Nov 14, 2019 5:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Activity / running watch
Replies: 8
Views: 451

Activity / running watch

Has anyone used the Fitbit or garmin trackers? Looking to swap my 3 year old Apple Watch. Budget about £200. Looking at series 3 Apple Watch... but have no experience with the other brands. Need it to basically track running, splits and map ideally. As well as be a decent day to day watch / step cou...
by Longsidebovril
Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Have you ever left a Clarets game early?
Replies: 150
Views: 5264

Re: Have you ever left a Clarets game early?

Only once. Bristol city away a few years ago. We were losing and I missed the equaliser in the last minute.
Never again.
by Longsidebovril
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Saints v Leicester
Replies: 11
Views: 781

Re: Saints v Leicester

Puts our draw at the King Power last week into perspective
by Longsidebovril
Sat Sep 28, 2019 3:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Heaton Villains versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 236
Views: 17425

Re: Heaton Villains versus MIGHTY CLARETS

Plenty of time to get back in this.
by Longsidebovril
Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Podcasts?
Replies: 26
Views: 2496

Re: Podcasts?

Lineker and Baker behind closed doors is really good.
by Longsidebovril
Sat Sep 21, 2019 5:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds
Replies: 199
Views: 8739

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds

Quicknick wrote:On tour in Spain. Holed up in a beach front hotel in a delightful little place called La Rabita. Three points makes it feel even better. UTC
Oof. Not much better than holiday + 3 points.
by Longsidebovril
Sat Sep 21, 2019 4:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds
Replies: 199
Views: 8739

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds

BBC... Burnley had too much Premier league nous for the new boys

Who da thunk it
by Longsidebovril
Sat Sep 21, 2019 4:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds
Replies: 199
Views: 8739

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds

tarkys_ears wrote:Is that for people who can't tell the difference between a 1 and a 7 or to stop people thinking someones made a mistake?
Not sure.... they used to always do it on the videprinter on Grandstand!
by Longsidebovril
Sat Sep 21, 2019 4:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds
Replies: 199
Views: 8739

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds

Close your eyes and remember the noise
by Longsidebovril
Sat Sep 21, 2019 4:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds
Replies: 199
Views: 8739

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus yellow birds

Chester Perry wrote:City now have 7
Don’t you mean 7 (seven)
by Longsidebovril
Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Grosicki?
Replies: 19
Views: 4216

Re: Grosicki?

Comment I saw from a Hull fan was that he must be the only Pole in England without a work ethic!
by Longsidebovril
Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: North Stand Chat
Replies: 27
Views: 4474

Re: North Stand Chat

Bahahahaha
by Longsidebovril
Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: North Stand Chat
Replies: 27
Views: 4474

North Stand Chat

Not looked at it yet.... but that’s my evening’s entertainment sorted!
by Longsidebovril
Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Half and half scarves
Replies: 21
Views: 2595

Re: Half and half scarves

I want one with “chips” on one half and “rice” on the other.
by Longsidebovril
Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mighty Clarets versus Scousepool
Replies: 140
Views: 9377

Re: Mighty Clarets versus Scousepool

Some right twerps on here tonight
by Longsidebovril
Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wolves Imports versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 228
Views: 13510

Re: Wolves Imports versus MIGHTY CLARETS

They only have one goal so far in the Premier. Plenty in the Euro
by Longsidebovril
Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wolves Imports versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 228
Views: 13510

Re: Wolves Imports versus MIGHTY CLARETS

Hroogar wrote:Have a cup of Bovril Longside
Think I need something more.... medicinal.
by Longsidebovril
Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wolves Imports versus MIGHTY CLARETS
Replies: 228
Views: 13510

Re: Wolves Imports versus MIGHTY CLARETS

If this is still 0-1 late on, after the Test match I’m not sure my heart can take it !
by Longsidebovril
Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England v Australia 3rd Ashes Test
Replies: 490
Views: 29971

Re: England v Australia 3rd Ashes Test

Butler has a chance to save the ashes and his test career.