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by MrClaretandBlue
Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:34 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Best premier league performance of all time
Replies: 34
Views: 3396

Re: Best premier league performance of all time

Man Utd beat Arsenal 8-2 with a midfield two of Anderson and Cleverly and Danny Wellbeck up front. Fairly impressive.
by MrClaretandBlue
Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:13 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Through the eyes of an 8 year old
Replies: 24
Views: 3564

Re: Through the eyes of an 8 year old

“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy cl...
by MrClaretandBlue
Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: White Cars!
Replies: 38
Views: 4205

Re: White Cars!

Who said the quality of threads deteriorated during the close season? Not me, splendid stuff.
by MrClaretandBlue
Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sad news re: mrslakedistrictclaret
Replies: 38
Views: 4937

Re: Sad news re: mrslakedistrictclaret

Sorry for loss. My sincere condolences.
by MrClaretandBlue
Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Staircase
Replies: 12
Views: 2406

Re: The Staircase

It has its ups and downs.
by MrClaretandBlue
Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:06 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cider?
Replies: 55
Views: 6839

Re: Cider?

Mr Mrs enjoys a Dickins Cider,
by MrClaretandBlue
Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Karius' concussion
Replies: 71
Views: 6774

Re: Karius' concussion

*Breaking News*

It has been discovered that Brian Jensen suffered from concussion throughout his entire ten year spell at Burnley.
by MrClaretandBlue
Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:58 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Yaya sticking the boot into Pep Guardiola
Replies: 18
Views: 3191

Re: Yaya sticking the boot into Pep Guardiola

The same Yaya Toure that said Aubameyang winning the African footballer of the year (after Yaya had won it for four consecutive seasons) brought "shame on Africa" and was "Pathetic".

He's the Kanye West of football.
by MrClaretandBlue
Wed May 23, 2018 1:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The arrogance of reporters
Replies: 17
Views: 3688

Re: The arrogance of reporters

Ten reasons why I despise clickbait:

Number 7 will shock you...
by MrClaretandBlue
Fri May 04, 2018 6:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A Quick Footy Teaser
Replies: 41
Views: 2223

Re: A Quick Footy Teaser

David Batty
Paul Ince
Paul Scholes
Gerrard
Sterling
by MrClaretandBlue
Fri May 04, 2018 5:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gary Glitter and BFC..
Replies: 37
Views: 5119

Re: Gary Glitter and BFC..

If you don't rate Rock and Roll Christmas as the greatest Christmas song then you probably have a more chequered past than he does.
by MrClaretandBlue
Fri May 04, 2018 12:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Europe Question
Replies: 15
Views: 1970

Re: Europe Question

Free the Chilean miners!
by MrClaretandBlue
Thu May 03, 2018 9:09 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Good Old Days Playing Football
Replies: 79
Views: 6254

Re: The Good Old Days Playing Football

25 a side, next goal wins.
by MrClaretandBlue
Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: VPN
Replies: 9
Views: 2250

Re: VPN

Free ones tend to be riskier. I use IPVanish which is about £20 for three months and works great.
by MrClaretandBlue
Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:58 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T Conor McGregor
Replies: 48
Views: 3527

Re: O/T Conor McGregor

Tribesmen wrote:Lock him up for 20 years and throw away the keys is what I say .
How can you let him out in 20 years if you've thrown away the key?
by MrClaretandBlue
Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T Conor McGregor
Replies: 48
Views: 3527

Re: O/T Conor McGregor

He's turned into a parody of himself.
by MrClaretandBlue
Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Surrogacy for same sex couples
Replies: 399
Views: 20409

Re: Surrogacy for same sex couples

"when push comes to shove and we are in the dirt"

Homosexual innuendo bingo.
by MrClaretandBlue
Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:22 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: When did Aussie men start crying?
Replies: 28
Views: 3218

Re: When did Aussie men start crying?

I've not seen this many Aussie tears since Harold Bishop disappeared.
by MrClaretandBlue
Fri Mar 30, 2018 8:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: joshua v parker
Replies: 57
Views: 5305

Re: joshua v parker

The Enclosure wrote:Parker will win.

He might win a round.
by MrClaretandBlue
Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Englands chances this summer
Replies: 41
Views: 3431

Re: Englands chances this summer

Squarepusher wrote:I think if they get to the quarters, they'll have done fine.
Absolutely. As long as we go out with a fight too. That awful lacklustre exit against Iceland is still fresh in the memory.
by MrClaretandBlue
Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Englands chances this summer
Replies: 41
Views: 3431

Re: Englands chances this summer

Quarter finals at the very most.
by MrClaretandBlue
Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: UK schools on lockdown??
Replies: 10
Views: 1469

Re: UK schools on lockdown??

Looks like the threat originated in Plymouth. Most likely a hoax but schools nationwide are being vigilant with some parents collecting children.
by MrClaretandBlue
Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: UK schools on lockdown??
Replies: 10
Views: 1469

Re: UK schools on lockdown??

UpTheBeehole wrote:It's half term
Not everywhere.
by MrClaretandBlue
Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: JBG Injured?
Replies: 14
Views: 4069

Re: JBG Injured?

Edited due to misinformation. I checked the wrong Iceland match... :roll:
by MrClaretandBlue
Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How come no Tarky post?
Replies: 35
Views: 2183

Re: How come no Tarky post?

6 out of 10 is a fair score. He should be going to Russia, nothing spectacular but was solid enough at the back and made some good forward passes and only a couple of stray ones which will sit well with the way Southgate wants them to play. Stones looked like the debutant early on.
by MrClaretandBlue
Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:08 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: More problems at Nottingham Forest
Replies: 17
Views: 4129

Re: More problems at Nottingham Forest

kaptin1 wrote:Cloughy will be turning in his grave!
If its spinning it's because he's still pi55ed.
by MrClaretandBlue
Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Padiham Yesterday
Replies: 55
Views: 7442

Re: Padiham Yesterday

ClaretTony wrote:Was close to going to Padiham yesterday but we made a late decision and went to Barlick v Maine Road

And Barllck were under par to say the least. Maine road hadn't won for eight games and we hammered them at their place. My lads team were mascots for the day though so at least they enjoyed it.
by MrClaretandBlue
Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Congratulations President Putin
Replies: 53
Views: 5221

Re: Congratulations President Putin

Lancasterclaret wrote:Neither, its a monarchy with a very small but very wealthy upper class.

Russia isn't a monarchy.
by MrClaretandBlue
Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Congratulations President Putin
Replies: 53
Views: 5221

Re: Congratulations President Putin

[quote="

I'll shorten it for you to make it easier, is Russia fascist or communist ?[/quote]


I'm not the one who needs it simplifying. It's authoritarian.
by MrClaretandBlue
Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wigan’s Pitch
Replies: 22
Views: 2846

Re: Wigan’s Pitch

Diesel wrote:
I would hire my arse out for an hour in a Canal street Gloryhole for one of these.

Following..
by MrClaretandBlue
Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Congratulations President Putin
Replies: 53
Views: 5221

Re: Congratulations President Putin

CoolClaret wrote:Someone needs to learn the economic difference between capitalism & fascism...
And the difference between democracy and communism. Effort for big words though.
by MrClaretandBlue
Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Peter Crouch
Replies: 25
Views: 3682

Re: Peter Crouch

Jesus used to be a goal keeper but he kept getting nailed on crosses.
by MrClaretandBlue
Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ashley's fan tackle
Replies: 32
Views: 5230

Re: Ashley's fan tackle

So let me get this straight. Because Ash and Noble attempted to stop ILLEGAL pitch invaders they should have both been given a red card. Seriously? Do you also think that Ash and the other Burnley players who stopped the Blackburn inbred at Ewood earlier this season should have been dismissed as we...
by MrClaretandBlue
Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Barnes cited
Replies: 17
Views: 3722

Re: Barnes cited

By the letter of the law both Barnes and Noble should have been sent off for violent conduct for tackling fans. Ridiculous but true.
by MrClaretandBlue
Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Barnes and Wood
Replies: 46
Views: 5698

Re: Barnes and Wood

According to Opta Stats, Chris Wood is the first Premier League substitute to be involved in three goals (2 goals, 1 assist) since Steven Naismith in 2015.
by MrClaretandBlue
Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 'Ammers versus Mighty Clarets
Replies: 346
Views: 19905

Re: 'Ammers versus Mighty Clarets

West ham are imploding like a turtle.
by MrClaretandBlue
Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 'Ammers versus Mighty Clarets
Replies: 346
Views: 19905

Re: 'Ammers versus Mighty Clarets

Barnes was level so it was onside.
by MrClaretandBlue
Sat Mar 10, 2018 1:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Milan v Gooners
Replies: 24
Views: 1806

Re: Milan v Gooners

Hipper wrote:This is not acceptable in modern football.

And yet he’s won Germany’s International player of the year 5 times and won a World Cup.
by MrClaretandBlue
Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:15 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Friday Humour
Replies: 43
Views: 3861

Re: Friday Humour

Daley Thomson, Tessa Sanderson and Steve Cram are all round at Seb Coes house for tea. Steve brought the fish, Tessa brought the chips, Daley brought the mushy peas and Seb provided the salt and vinegar. Suddenly there is a knock at the door so Seb gets up to answer. "Who is it?" Asks everyone in un...
by MrClaretandBlue
Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Milan v Gooners
Replies: 24
Views: 1806

Re: Milan v Gooners

Ozil has created more chances and had more assists than any other player since he joined the Premier League and is the only player to create over 1000 chances in Europe's big 5 leagues.
by MrClaretandBlue
Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Things you don't see in football anymore
Replies: 116
Views: 7911

Re: Things you don't see in football anymore

Dogs on the pitch.

Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
by MrClaretandBlue
Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: International coach to watch Barnes at West Ham
Replies: 38
Views: 3708

Re: ARTICLE: International coach to watch Barnes at West Ham

Listen guys, I've been critical of Barnes but he is winning me over more and more, so much so that I am now in the 'let's keep him' camp, but England? I'm a dyed in the wool Claret of long standing and I want our players to do well but I think someone's having a laugh with this one. If he carries o...
by MrClaretandBlue
Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Arsenal fans
Replies: 30
Views: 3840

Re: Arsenal fans

Image
by MrClaretandBlue
Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Caption This
Replies: 36
Views: 3190

Re: Caption This

Get back to Mordor hobbit, it’s time for Gandalf to destroy your ring.
by MrClaretandBlue
Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MOTD
Replies: 32
Views: 5443

Re: MOTD

martin_p wrote:To be fair our match is very much a mid table nothing to play for match until there’s certainty over whether 7th qualifies for Europe. At the moment only the top six are guaranteed.
We might snatch sixth place yet.
by MrClaretandBlue
Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: England manager at Turf tomorrow
Replies: 23
Views: 2540

Re: Southgate and the Burnley boys

England's first match at the World Cup.

Pope

Walker Tarkowski Mee Rose

Wishire Cork

Alli

Lennon Kane Stirling
by MrClaretandBlue
Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jordan Pickford
Replies: 62
Views: 6243

Re: Jordan Pickford

Show pony. Great at the camera saves but shite at everything else
by MrClaretandBlue
Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Ashley Barnes Fan Club.
Replies: 45
Views: 4567

Re: The Ashley Barnes Fan Club.

I've been telling people for years that he's my favourite player and they never believe me. I earmarked Dean Marney as a future legend too when many had him written off. I also said Jay Rodriguez would never make it as a Premier League player after his Barnsley loan but no-one needs to know about th...
by MrClaretandBlue
Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The End Of The F**ing World
Replies: 6
Views: 1658

Re: The End Of The F**ing World

Brilliant series, based on a short comic story. I really enjoyed it and its easy to binge watch as each episode is only 20 minutes long. Fantastic soundtrack as well.