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CharlieinNewMexico

What’s a heater?

CharlieinNewMexico

BenWickes wrote: ↑
Mon May 03, 2021 7:55 pm
It's the way you tell 'em

I am so crap with telling jokes if it was an Olympic sport I’d bring home the gold for Britain

(Sic)

CharlieinNewMexico

BenWickes wrote: ↑
Mon May 03, 2021 7:51 pm
Not sure that'll be too welcome here in Blighty Charlie. It's cold, damp and miserable here and that's just the wife!

That’s what she was like when you were at work that day!

CharlieinNewMexico

huw.Y.WattfromWare wrote: ↑
Mon May 03, 2021 7:27 pm
I’ll take the Fulham count next week, Sir. Saves you advertising.

Can we not do beans?

CharlieinNewMexico

Hullo all. It’s a beautiful 77f at lunchtime here in Southern New Mexico. Which as we're 4000ft closer to the sun up here seems like 87f

COYC.

CharlieinNewMexico

95 beeeeeeeenz
180 mls gloopy glop

CharlieinNewMexico

djemba-djemba wrote: ↑
Sat May 01, 2021 9:12 am
Laugh him out the building.

That’s just disrespectful. Maybe you can try not to post for 4 days

CharlieinNewMexico

Not really sure why them suggestions are so out there. After this season we will be left with Mee and Long at CB. Therefore need 2 back up CBs as a minimum (hopefully 1 first team CB) We will also be left with 2 wide players in McNeil and Gudmundsson. So we need to wide players as backup. CM in my ...

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Sat May 01, 2021 12:21 am
Was it after that game or was if after he’d sent off two Sheffield United players on the Turf two years earlier?

Oooooooo you might be right. Not sure.

CharlieinNewMexico

I went.

And I went to our youth cup match on the Turf 3 days later which he also refereed and he got a round of applause from the Bob Lord as he walked on!

CharlieinNewMexico

Alastair Campbell (not dead)

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Stuart’s truly been relegated to VAR only hasn’t he.

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Mutch-Bull partnership caused carnage. They were unstoppable as a partnership. Don't think Bull scored against us at Wembley but t'other one did :( They beat us 5-2 or 5-1 at the Turf they could have had 12 they missed so many chances. The only time I’ve been at a game where I was literally frighte...

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This is the second 4:30am kickoff I've got up for. Glad I did :D The others I watched later, even when I don't know the score it's just not the same watching knowing the game is already over. Agreed! The Liverpool away game (afternoon ko) I got held up in traffic and couldn’t get back in time so I ...

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Another amazing fact : Burnley are 1 out of 1 when I’ve said “screw it im not getting up at 430am for the 3rd time in 4 weeks we always lose anyway”

CharlieinNewMexico

Unlike Defour, who was pushing for a recall to the Belgium national team during his first season with us, Wilshere has no footballing ambition - other than for regular games for a decent wage. Therefore it all comes down to lifestyle. Bournemouth can match our wage structure (especially if promoted...

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Looks like they're easing him back in, good management. I certainly didn't expect him to play 90 minutes every week from day 1. I also wouldn't look at the goals/assists stats, he's never ever been that type of player to make those stats hold any weight. As for signing him, it would depend entirely...

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To be fair he hasn’t been injured since he joined Bournemouth. They always sub him off around the 70. He’s got better as his fitness came back and they’ve had a good string of results. Still only 1 goal and 1 assist in 8 starts and a few sub appearances. If he continues to improve as he regains fitn...

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Cabbage wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:20 pm
38 segments

150 ml juice.

My favourite dessert as a child with orange cream pie.

UTC! 3 points tomorrow please.

At Park Hill they’d mix about 3 tiny pieces into a bowl of industrial pretend Angel Delight and pour a bit of the juice on top and tell you it was luxury.

CharlieinNewMexico

58 small Chinese gentlemen
135 mls of their joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose

CharlieinNewMexico

This songs a bit Dodgy

https://youtu.be/eY2dcd_OtlU

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Wile E Coyote wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:54 pm
sorry, but this is more puerile slop being foisted on a disinterested fanbase.
same as stacey dooley presenting this is our house, fatous rubbish.

Are you trying to say fatuous (ie silly) or you had a bad middle eastern salad?

CharlieinNewMexico

Right I’m done with this. Stagnant bean counts are draining our luck. Next week, a jar of pickled pinons!

CharlieinNewMexico

Good morning from a breezy cool Southern New Mexico 57f dang it! Fresh from a visit to Albuquerque yesterday where I was able to secure 2 tins of mushy peas AND a bottle of salad cream, I am feeling confident the TFC counters can drive us forth to victory against the reds. 68 beans. 135 mls of jooos...

CharlieinNewMexico

You can’t just access a campground / hotel / businesses free WiFi there?

I stick mine in my pocket and wherever I am traveling (hotel / Starbucks/ restaurant etc) plug into the laptop.

CharlieinNewMexico

Don’t forget globalization of employment. We couldn’t get a person worth her / his salt locally for a good wage. Using Fiverr we had someone online overseas doing an exemplary job at half the cost. I’m not saying for one minute that’s the answer, but this “I wouldn’t get out of bed for that for less...

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:59 am
Do you think it is necessary to say it to the whole world?

Exactly. The young lady left the egg off my sausage egg McMuffin today but I’d be appalled if her manager told her off in front of customers. There’s a time and a place for a sit down and discussion and it’s not in public.

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DCWat wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 13, 2021 4:54 pm
I wish we’d only be linked with players whose names couldn’t be turned into a pun.

What sort of player is Kamara? I’ve seen the odd Rangers game this season - can’t recall Kamara.

He’s very flexible

He’s a Kamara Chameleon

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PhiladelphiaChris wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:05 am
I think i now remember; after the City limits it was called Billy Bunters; Downstairs Mid eighties.

Billy Bunters. Opposite the Sparrow Hawk is that where we're talking about??

CharlieinNewMexico

thelaughingclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 13, 2021 3:14 am
Was expecting this to be an RIP thread. Me thinks the OP did this on purpose. Git.

Board policy for any title with just a persons name should be to add (not dead) for this very reason!!!

CharlieinNewMexico

That’s a lot of effing peas!

Dodgy tin got down the line (like St Maximin)

Thanks Steve!

CharlieinNewMexico

What if some of the Swede is pale and looks like potato (as is it’s wont in these insipid tins)

Is there VAR?

CharlieinNewMexico

Wow. This ones really hard. I remember when I was a kid they were always chock full of potatoes because it was the cheapest.

Carrots - 45
Peas - 36
Potatoes - 58
Swede - 42

Total body count 181
Total joooosay 78 mls

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If you’ve ever raised kids on your tod, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is pretty meaningful ....

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Ridiculous to think of it happening now, but he’d come and watch us at Park Hill Convent on a Saturday morning because David was playing when the first team had a match a few hours later. John McNabb reffing presumably.

CharlieinNewMexico

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:46 am
Sorry couldn't quite cotton on to that one

Preaching to the coir at this point....

CharlieinNewMexico

I hear he’s as good as Andy Hessianthaler

CharlieinNewMexico

I didn’t really agree with Brady’s either. It wasn’t DOACGO as it was still in their half and it wasn’t particularly dangerous although I’ll admit he was about 10 yards from the ball

CharlieinNewMexico

Jamaica played him in a kind of #10 role which makes you think.

CharlieinNewMexico

A paltry 9 segments and 222 mls of citrusy hangover cure.
As I’ll experience in a couple of hours when we kick off.

CharlieinNewMexico

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 03, 2021 8:09 pm
He's tried it a few times most notably Aaron Lennon, however it has never quite worked as their tracking back is poor.

Well I got it

CharlieinNewMexico

The Commodity will not of course be identified until 11am tomorrow, albeit that may give you time enough to obtain a similar Tin. However, Charlie - as you should know by now - two outwardly identical Tins are nonetheless highly unlikely to contain exactly the same number of Units or amount of jooo...

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What is the intended comestible? So that I can nip out and buy a similar one and do a quick count. You’ve got to go full on Bielsa when you’re bottom of the TFC table with 1 point. Although I won’t be climbing any trees.

CharlieinNewMexico

Aaaaaahhhhhh Aqua mariiiiina. Technically not a theme tune I guess.
Does anyone remember the Flaxton Boys? Yorkie barstewards

https://youtu.be/D1e2m6XzG9c

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You can’t see what Foden offers , give me strength :roll: That was the first time I’ve watched Foden outside of Man City. I was never really impressed before, just assumed he was surrounded by world class players. Really stood out to me how incisive his passing is. And that low centre of gravity he...

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Rileybobs wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:40 pm
Since when has drawing a foul been cheating? Sterling has every right to protect the ball. If the opposing player chooses to slide to win the ball then he has to take the man and not the ball otherwise he will be quite rightly penalised.

This.
So long as it is a foul

CharlieinNewMexico

Do you have fake crowd noise? Ours is just natural sound and you can really hear Pope integrating and communicating with the team from all the way back there

CharlieinNewMexico

Stacks wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:05 am
Complete bust at Whitecaps last year. Scored 6 goals and I believe 3 were pens. I am Canadian, a Caps and National team fan but David and Larin are much stronger. He should go into UFC.

Took him forever to find his feet and score so once he did those 6 came in quick succession

CharlieinNewMexico

Clearly having to switch their home game to Japan unnerved the crack Mongolian outfit.

I’ve got that Devo song in my head now.

CharlieinNewMexico

Frustratingly not available on Prime here. Must be a copyrights issue or something.

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