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I'm recently the proud owner of an Xbox Series X, so the old Xbox One X (stupid names) has been relegated to the back room, but it won't play nice with my WiFi - the connection keeps dropping. I won't be using it to game anymore, but it's handy to have a spare netflix/amazon/disney et al. I've been ...

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I think if you're going to have Beckham you should possibly put Neville in at right back. They were a cracking pair down that side.

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minnieclaret wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 15, 2021 10:06 am
Let’s hope not.
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Distinct doesn't necessarily equate to successful.

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Is there a legal reason why a maximum wage/limitless bonus system couldn't be introduced?
For example; maximum wage of £50,000 in the Premier League, but you could be on £1m a goal.

Not suggesting it would be a good idea, just wondering as to the legalities of it.

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It was a few years so it will be different now, but I had issues with their customer services (was two months in a new property without phone, internet or tv despite everything being sorted well in advance) and daily internet connections issues. I switched to virgin mid contract and BT waived the ca...

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I have none now, but have had all three in the past, and in my experience Sky wins hands down. BT a long way down at the bottom of the pile.

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I was so young for so many, I think I'd go for Wembley 2009. That's the closest I've ever been to crying as a grown up. I was hoping to pick something weird and special like huddersfield away, or boston in the cup....but why lie. That weekend watching Burnley in may 2009 was the best football weeken...

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My first game v Stoke 1975 3 penalties in my second game v Man City that finished 0-0 Winning the 3rd division in the rain v Chesterfield Milk Cup semi final v Liverpool Thrashing Charlton and Port Vale by 7 goals Orient PNE away in the Sherpa Van Wembley v Wolves Derby FA Cup Finally winning the 4...

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Wile E Coyote wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 11, 2021 11:27 pm
it will be very enjoyable to watch them get oh so close, but fall at the last hurdle, making it all the more painful and entertaining at the same time. Hope it coincides with our salvation right at the eleventh hour.

That's the spirit!

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bobinho wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 11, 2021 11:11 pm
Queen.

Or pink floyd.

Or led zep.

I don't even know who you are, but I guarantee I could take you on a night out, listen to all three bands, and you'd have a good time.

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We were always tip in at Xmas when Cotterpin was in charge. Then we had to sell our best player for (not £20,000,000 granted) as much as we could get, then we'd slide down the razorblade of championship life. This happened at least twice, maybe three times, under Cotterill. Point is, if Rovers try t...

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Woodleyclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 11, 2021 10:51 pm
In the words of the song "Sxxx refs,
we always get sxxx refs"

I read this as 'Six refs! We only get six refs!' Heh.

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... Mr Shouty tosser (Jonathan Pearce) telling me it's a penalty for him, when I've just watched it and it's nowhere near a penalty. You're one of the problems you fat sweaty gobshite. Most of the commonpotatoes are part of the problem, but I once had to listen to my granddad shaving his toenails w...

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 11, 2021 1:57 pm
Neither count in terms of adding towards a suspension. The nonsense is that if you get a tenth yellow on the cut off game for a two match ban then you are better off getting a second yellow.

How daft. Does the yellow in a yellow + straight red situation still count towards yellow accumulation?

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For the purposes of accumulating yellow cards, does a yellow + yellow = red count as the two yellows it is, or just one because the red generates its own suspension?

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Nonayforever wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 10, 2021 7:24 pm

Almost everyone blames the lack of transfers before ALK, personally I blame Dyche for not refreshing the squad.

I think that's the same argument, just different apportioning of blame.

Garlick more culpable than Dyche, for me.

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6/10. Chris Wood simply cannot carry on being this bad. He has had dry spells before and then come through them. I think he'll get 10 goals for the season again. It's not just Wood. McNeill has been a bit ropey, as has Pope, and we've always been a team that needs everyone to be at least 7/10 and we...

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Peter Loo wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 10, 2021 9:57 am
As usual more questions then answers.

That's how it should work.

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It's nearer 8 than 80.

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I'm not overly pleased with the way this season has gone, but we're 3 points from safety with a game in hand, and, more importantly, 24 games still to play, so it's hardly 80% chance of relegation.

8% maybe.

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Are the goals bigger in the championship? Because missing the target is missing the target, no matter what division you play in.

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I don't think it's red, is it?

Maybe it's my TV, maybe it's Amazon Prime or whatever, but it kinda looks like beetroot with a Neon Pink trim.

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fidelcastro wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 29, 2021 12:10 pm
There was a young lad, many years ago, who used to come to each home game dressed as spiderman. He used to sit in the JML.

I say young lad, I'm guessing so, as grown men would have no interest in fictional superheroes, would they?

As opposed to real superheroes?

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The internet has made being vulnerable easier in some ways; there's often someone out there going through the same thing. Finding it can be tricky, but just like this is a home for clarets, there's a home out there for everyone. I spend time on a guitar based forum, a music based forum and a game ba...

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Never ever have I ever felt so low

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This is the shittest bucket list ever.

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It's a 5/10 film to watch when you're hungover. It doesn't pretend to be anything it isn't.

Gal Gadot is quite conflicting though. On the one hand she's utterly stunning, on the other hand she's an utterly appalling actor.

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It's not an advert saying it's okay to be gay, it's an advert saying it's fine to cheat on your wife.

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I reckon we can make footballers out of those...

2 is Harry Kane
3 is Courtois
4 is Trippier
5 is Stevie G
7 is Gary Pallister

Any ideas for 1 and 6?

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No subs past 75 minutes in normal games, no exceptions. One sub allowed per side in extra time where relevant. The lowest ranked team at the time of the draw will play FA Cup games at their home ground. Make the League Cup for the 72 league teams only. No europe, but winner gets promoted taking the ...

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TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 20, 2021 9:28 pm
He doesn't do tap-ins does he?

Wait until he starts doing those too!

This time next year, rodders....

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I know it isn't used for that, but there is a video referral system in use that could've cleared that up, were that its remit. That's all.

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Lowton was partly to blame for the Tarks yellow. Think he took a bit of a handbags style swing at Zaha around the side of Tarks body and when Zaha reacted he ended up in a tangle with Tarks instead. If yellows were to be dished out it should have been Zaha and Lowts to get them as Tarks didn't do o...

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As a quick aside, having played for Lyon and us this season, even if someone offered £1,000,000,000 for him he wouldn't be able to play for them would he?
Can't play for three teams in one season, no?

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Spijed wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 20, 2021 9:09 pm
I doubt we'll lose many between now and the end of the season.

I need a definition of 'many', please!

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I was reading the matchday thread on here and it was made out like their second goal was really soft and bad defending, but how Gallagher set up the second was really pretty good.

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If he carries on scoring 5 goals every six games in the english top division then he will soon become the worlds most valuable player. But he won't, so he won't. I think only Messi and Ronaldo (maybe Lewandowski) actually scored more goals than games played in recent years, and even proper great str...

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What is?

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WTF is going guys?

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:16 pm
That’s 100% the case. Had no interest at all. I’m told Lee Briscoe was similar.

Michael Ricketts too, I think.

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I've never played this before.

2-1, Wood, 10

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Lancasterclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 19, 2021 1:33 pm
I still can't believe that we got Paul Cooke on a free from Stockport (was it?)

I presume notts meant Andy Cooke.

Who was in goal for PNE that day? He was pretty bad.

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A heat pump would be better in a small unventilated room as they produce far less condensation. They are generally more expensive to buy, take longer to dry but are far cheaper to run. Half or even a third the running cost compared to a normal condenser dryer. If you are going to buy a condenser dry...

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Inspector Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel clerk: No
*Inspector Clouseau pets the dog and gets bitten*
Inspector Clouseau: I thought you said your dog didn't bite!
Hotel clerk: That is not my dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXn2QVipK2o

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Points deduction is the only punishment appropriate, other than automatic relegation. What else could they do? Deduct them 1000 points less 1 for every season ticket holder and less 10 who can say they were there when the fog rolled in? The idea isn't so much to punish the supporters of, in this ins...

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Once you've deposited from binance to paypal there's nothing to stop you transferring from paypayl to your bank, is there?

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Rowls wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 12, 2021 12:40 pm
This also works for reading ingredients of tins, jars etc in supermarkets folks.

Only if you're in the supermarket. I've just tried it now and I can't read the ingredients on a tin of minestrone soup in asda from my home.

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He's dressed as a schoolgirl, with 'arm candy' as a label.

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40 degrees C. I suspect it gets clothes cleaner than the clothes of all previous generations. Look, you do you, I'm not one for telling people how to live their lives, but you are being somewhat disingenuous here. Your clothes are likely cleaner than those of previous generations because your cloth...

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It's not the length of time of the wash that you should measure. It's about temperature, water and electricity use. During a long cycle their are periods when nothing happens. This gives time for the chemical actions of the washing powders to do their work. I use 20 degrees and 'delicate' setting w...

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